Excuse Me!
By: Rupert Hughes
Language: en
Categories: Comedy, Fiction
What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Episodes
032 - The Empty Berth
Jan 10, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:04:38031 - Foiled Yet Again
Jan 09, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:07:33030 - A Wedding on Wheels
Jan 08, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:06:19029 - Jealousy Comes Aboard
Jan 07, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:11:36028 - The Woman-Hater's Relapse
Jan 06, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:12:38027 - The Dog-on Dog Again
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:15:26026 - Delilah and the Conductor
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:06:25025 - The Train Wrecker
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:06:53024 - The Train Butcher
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:08:30023 - Through a Tunnel
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:11:50022 - In the Smoking Room
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:09:55021 - Matrimony To and Fro
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:11:12020 - Foiled Again
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:06:12019 - Foiled
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:03:38018 - In the Composite Car
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:14:09017 - Last Call for Breakfast
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:07:44016 - Good Night All
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:08:36015 - A Premature Divorce
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:11:23014 - The Dormitory on Wheels
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:04:40013 - Hostilities Begin
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:04:40012 - The Needle in the Haystack
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:08:31011 - A Chance Rencounter
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:04:25010 - Excess Baggage
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:05:42009 - All Aboard
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:12:02008 - A Mixed Pickle
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:12:41007 - The Masked Minister
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:05:51006 - A Conspiracy in Satin
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:09:37005 - A Queen Among Women
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:07:23004 - A Mouse and a Mountain
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:16:57003 - In Darkest Chicago
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:12:21002 - The Early Birds and the Worm
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:12:21001 - The Wreck of the Taxicab
Jan 05, 2026What unfolds when a diverse group of couples finds themselves stranded on a coast-to-coast train? A whirlwind of hilarity ensues! Among the passengers are a serviceman and his eager bride-to-be, desperate to tie the knot but unable to find a clergyman. Unbeknownst to them, a preacher is traveling incognito with his wife, seeking a carefree getaway. Adding to the chaos is a heartbroken drunk, lamenting his recent separation from his wife, who just so happens to be on the same train. And then theres a confirmed bachelor, who unexpectedly reunites with his long-lost love, a steadfast spinster. The intertwining of...
Duration: 00:08:23