All About the Biscuits w/RJ

Woke up in dead silence to rustling in the bathroom. Thought a burglar was inside! Armed with my pew-pew, I stealthily cleared every corner. Turns out, no one was there. False alarm!

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A 20-year-old woman got elected mayor of a town of 144 people in Iowa just by being nice and kind. An administrator suggested she run, and she won by over 70%!

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Everyone’s Busy… Cool.

This week on All About the Biscuit, we’re calling out the weird flex of modern life: when “being busy” becomes a personality trait. You know the type—always slammed, always behind, always “circling back” three days later.

Spoiler alert: Being busy doesn’t automatically mean important. Sometimes it just means disorganized, bad at communicating, or dodging a simple text back.

We talk about the difference between actually busy and chronically unavailable, how slow responses create unnecessary chaos, and why basic communication skills shouldn’t be a lux...

People are too "busy" to communicate. No, you're not. If you're that busy, manage your time better. You have the time.

Episode drops Wednesdays @ 7 AM

My wife's a pot hoarder! 37 pots! She finally let me take them away. Annie Pots cleared space...until she finds new ones! 😂

Episode drops Wednesdays @ 7 AM

Marriage: when your internal timeline means *nothing*. "Salty boy?" I'll be your salty boy. 🤣

Episode drops Wednesday @ 7 AM

This episode goes from serious to absurd really fast.

We talk about an elementary school that built a wooden punishment box for kids — including special needs children — and ask how anyone thought that was okay. Then we reset with a 2:47 AM standoff with my dog, an awkward Chick-fil-A food pickup where I admitted my favorite gift was a Slinky, and people paying $100K to poop in a luxury tent on Mount Everest.

It’s funny. It’s uncomfortable. It’s honest.
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A 53-year-old man reveals his favorite Christmas gift was a Slinky. Did he really just say that to this kid? The bubble is real.

This homeowner decked out his house with Clark Griswold-level lights. The HOA wasn't thrilled and started charging him $50/day! What happened next? Justice. Pure, Christmas light justice.

A school uses a dark wooden box as a form of punishment for children, including those with special needs. Is this an acceptable method of discipline for students? This is mind-blowing!

Let's keep it real, raw, open, honest, funny, and serious. Think about what we're doing. Don't be so selfish. Light up your house, but don't burn it down!

🔥 All About the Biscuits – “If Only You Could Listen” (Pt. 2)

If walls could talk… barber shops and Northern Tool would be screaming.

In “If Only You Could Listen” (Pt. 2), we dive headfirst into the realest conversations nobody records—
the rants, the raves, the unfiltered opinions that only come out between hair clippers, tool aisles, and two dudes catching up after way too long.

This episode is raw.
It’s funny.
It’s a little unhinged.
And it’s the kind of honesty you don’t hear online because it doesn’t fit in a caption...

🎄 All About the Biscuits – “Those Old Xmas Stories (Pt. 1)”

Remember when winter meant sledding until dark, ice skating on ponds you probably shouldn’t have been on, and parents who just said, “Walk it off”? Yeah… same.

In Those Old Xmas Stories – Part 1, we’re taking it way back—
to broken bones at 5 years old, ice skates that felt more like weapons, and Ghost Pond (yes… the pond inside a cemetery across the street from where I grew up 👀).

This episode is all about old-school Christmas chaos, growing up feral in the winter, and the moment my da...

🎙️ This Week on All About the Biscuits — Hanging With the Ladies: Part 2

We’re back with Part 2 of Hanging With the Ladies, and things escalate quickly 😅. This episode dives into the very real discovery that you can join a senior community center at 50… and honestly? These ladies have a busier social calendar than most people we know. Coffee meetups, events, plans on plans—absolute legends.

Somewhere between that realization and waking up at 3:39 AM wondering if anyone else on the planet is awake, a dangerous thought creeps in: Do I ask my wife to join too? Bold move...

🎙️ This Week on All About the Biscuits

This episode took a hard left turn into the wonderfully unhinged—and we loved every second of it. We’re talking toothbrush head holders shaped like tiny motorcycle helmets (because your Oral-B deserves to live fast and brush hard 🏍️🪥), and then we roll deep with our Crime Junkies Club—a legendary crew of about 15 senior ladies who know their true crime, sip their tea strong, and absolutely do not miss a detail.

It’s edgy.
It’s hilarious.
It’s slightly concerning (in the best way).

If you like bizarre...

When the club leader brings surprise Christmas gifts, everyone realizes they came empty-handed. A lesson in holiday preparedness—or maybe just a funny, foolish moment?

This person's love for their toothbrush cover knows no bounds. It's not just a protector; it's a source of joy, comparable to a moped helmet or a treasured toy.

I tried cold showers to kickstart my day! A personal journey into morning routines, plus a toothbrush cover recommendation (link below!). Small changes, big impact.

In this follow-up to our original DMV saga, we head back to everyone’s favorite place—yes, the DMV—expecting the usual chaos and frustration. Instead, what starts as another long, line-like day turns into a reminder that kindness, patience, and a good biscuit can turn it all around.

From unexpected help at the counter to a simple comfort-food reward afterward, this story proves that sometimes the best happy endings are small, warm, and covered in butter.

🎙️ Next on All About the Biscuits: DMV Edition 😅
You ever sit at the DMV for two hours just waiting for a new license… and somehow walk out with a whole collection of the funniest, wildest stories you didn’t ask for?

Yeah. We’re talking THOSE stories.
The overheard conversations.
The plot twists.
The “did he really just say that?” moments.
All served up biscuit-style on the next episode. 🧈😂

Grab a seat, grab a biscuit, and get ready to laugh at the everyday chaos we all secretly love to hate.

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Ever heard a customer say "Thanks for nothing"? This employee did. After trying to help, the customer's exit line was unforgettable. See you later, Godzilla!

Counting slippers in line... some closed-toe, most with socks! The mystery of the alphabetical ticket system? Wizard of Oz magic at play.

75% of people at the airport look like they just rolled out of bed. The airport is a better people watching experience than anywhere else.

🍪 ALL ABOUT THE BISCUITS — FRIDAY 12/5 🍪
This week’s episode is pure everyday-life chaos — pajama-pant shoppers, unfiltered real talk, and the kind of jokes that make you look wild laughing alone in your car.

Tune in on Friday.
👉 Come laugh, relate, and question humanity with us.
🔥 Don’t miss it.

🍪 ALL ABOUT THE BISCUITS — WED 12/3 🍪
This week’s episode is pure everyday-life chaos — pajama-pant shoppers, unfiltered real talk, and the kind of jokes that make you look wild laughing alone in your car.

Tune in on Wednesday.
👉 Come laugh, relate, and question humanity with us.
🔥 Don’t miss it.

Tomorrow’s episode is a little love note to the tiny things we forget to appreciate — the quiet wins, the peaceful pauses, the everyday comforts that hold our lives together like warm butter on a biscuit.

As the year winds down, we’re talking gratitude, perspective, and why the small things are sometimes the biggest gift of all.

If you need a reminder to breathe, smile, and appreciate what’s right in front of you, this one’s for you. 💛

👉 Tune in tomorrow to All About the Biscuits.
Let’s slow down, laugh a little, an...

🍪 ALL ABOUT THE BISCUITS — WED 12/3 🍪
Alright y’all… this week’s episode went off the rails faster than a shopping cart with one busted wheel. We dive into the chaotic, beautifully unhinged reality of everyday life — from grown adults wearing pajama pants to Publix (you know who you are 👀) to the kind of “life lessons” you only learn after your knees pop louder than your music.

If you’ve ever said “I need a nap” before 10 am… this one’s for you.

Grab your coffee, your biscuit, whatever dignity you have left — and tune in Wednesday.
🎙️ All About the B...

Always appreciate your spouse and the hidden efforts that you don't see or realize until they are out of town.

Today I met a man who looked EXACTLY like Santa Claus… beard, belly, the whole North Pole starter pack. 🎅😂
He stopped by the Blessing Fridge, grabbed some donated food, and told me it’ll feed several families on Wadmalaw Island. Then he thanked me — but really, it’s YOU who make moments like this happen.

If Santa’s out here picking up food for local families… y’all know the need is real. ❤️

Want the full story (and some extra laughs)?
🎙️ Tune into the podcast this Wednesday. Don’t miss it.

Chick-fil-A: Chemicals & Charity

This week, we dive into the shocking chemicals hiding in Chick-fil-A… but also why their donated food absolutely keeps the blessing fridge full. It’s a delicious contradiction, and yes—we’re eating it anyway.

We know Chick-fil-A isn’t exactly farm-to-halo perfection… but let’s be honest—we still eat it, love it, and donate every nugget we can to the Blessing Fridge. 🤷‍♂️🍗
Sometimes the heart wins over the ingredients list.

Veterans Day & Rogue Hair Patrol

This past week, we honored our Veterans… and also aimed at the real enemy: those wild nose and ear hairs that ambush us without warning. Grab a biscuit and join the mission—gratitude, laughs, and questionable grooming tips included.

Just found out my new friend does possum rescues. Yes… actual possums. Suddenly, my life feels way less chaotic. 

Tune in to the next episode of All About the Biscuits, where we unpack this wild plot twist, question his life choices, and maybe adopt a possum named Biscuit.  

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Veterans Day & Rogue Hair Patrol
Last week was Veterans Day, we’re feeling patriotic, and apparently, our ears are feeling furry. We saluted and honored our heroes, roasted ourselves, and confronted the unruly hairs that grow like they’ve reenlisted without permission.
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The biscuit banter continues! In Part 2, we pick up right where we left off — rolling deeper into the laughs, the left turns, and the “you can’t make this up” moments.

It’s a blend of spontaneous stories, quick wit, and a dash of real talk that keeps the conversation fresh and unpredictable. Pour another cup, pull up a chair, and let’s see where it takes us next.

Kick off the conversation with a plate full of laughs, curiosity, and unfiltered real talk. In this first installment of “Let’s See Where It Takes Us,” we dive into life’s flaky, spicy, and unexpectedly sweet moments — the kind that make you stop, think, and laugh at how wild the ride can be.

Whether it’s stories from the road, random rabbit holes, or those “did that really just happen?” moments, this short and easy listen sets the tone for the biscuit revolution: unscripted, unapologetic, and all about wherever the conversation leads.

Join Us Friday for Pt 2<

Clean Hands, Dirty Truth

We’re talkin’ hygiene — not just your shower routine, but how you treat folks when no one’s watchin’.

You can’t spray cologne on a bad attitude, buddy.
 Listen now and laugh with us on All About the Biscuits — it’s messy, real, and smells better than your gym bag. 

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“After food shopping, I tried to get a haircut… twice. Each time, four new patrons appeared. Are they cloning people in the back like Tom Brady and his dog? 💈🤣

New episode drops 11/12/25 @5AM

All About the Biscuits is back with another bite of workplace truth. In Part 2, we’re calling out the Billy Bullsh***ers — those bosses who talk big, do little, and somehow take credit for your hard work. 🙄 We share stories, survival tactics, and the sweet satisfaction of knowing karma serves biscuits piping hot.

All About the Biscuits is back with another bite of workplace truth. In Part 2, we’re calling out the Billy Bullsh***ers — those bosses who talk big, do little, and somehow take credit for your hard work. 🙄 We share stories, survival tactics, and the sweet satisfaction of knowing karma serves biscuits piping hot.

Good service isn’t a command—it's a conversation. 🍽️
Restaurant etiquette matters: say hello, be kind, and remember your server is a human, not a button to push. Polite guests get better experiences… barking orders only ruins the meal for everyone. Let’s raise the bar, not our voices. 👏✨

All About the Biscuits dives into the real-life struggle of job hunting when you’re “too experienced” to be hired — that awkward space where you’ve earned skills and pay… but that now counts against you. We get candid about the frustration, the grind, and the hope. Then we lighten it up with a hilarious (and painfully relatable) rant about diners who flag down servers like they’re at an auction. Sit back, laugh, and feel seen!

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All About the Biscuits dives into the real-life struggle of job hunting when you’re “too experienced” to be hired — that awkward space where you’ve earned skills and pay… but that now counts against you. We get candid about the frustration, the grind, and the hope. Then we lighten it up with a hilarious (and painfully relatable) rant about diners who flag down servers like they’re at an auction. Sit back, laugh, and feel seen!

Dubby Energy Drink: Get 10% off with ALLBISCUITS

All Proceeds Go To RJ's Mission Foundation, our grassroots non...

Some folks chase numbers… we chase impact.
Let’s talk quality service and calling out shady sales tactics. 🎙️🔥

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All Proceeds Go To RJ's Mission Foundation, our grassroots nonprofit serving Veterans, first responders, and their families.

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Loyalty used to mean stability…
Today it means doing two roles while your boss gets the credit. 🤷‍♂️
Join us on All About the Biscuits as we unpack the modern workplace — with a side of laughs. 🍽️😂

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Job hunting, nail bars, and tacos — because we all need a little color and good food to get through life’s rejections.

Dubby Energy Drink: Get 10% off with ALLBISCUITS

All Proceeds Go To RJ's Mission Foundation, our grassroots nonprofit serving Veterans, first responders, and their families.

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Finding a new job is exhausting. We all deserve good nails and good food. Check it out.

Dubby Energy Drink: Get 10% off with ALLBISCUITS

All Proceeds Go To RJ's Mission Foundation, our grassroots nonprofit serving Veterans, first responders, and their families.

https://www.dubby.gg/

Dubby review - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KET-5Z1dGu0

Check out our foundation - https://www.rjsmissionfoundation.org/

Losing a job and the hunt continues…But I found the real purpose of life: authentic tacos. If happiness had a sound, it’d be that first tortilla sizzle.

Stay tuned — taste buds are about to clock in.

It Is Happening Pt 2 - Drops Friday

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Losing my job, but never losing my appetite for biscuits. This episode is real hunting, rejection, and finding my way with humor. We keep busting our rears buttering it all up.

Lost my job, but never lost my appetite for biscuits. This episode’s all about job hunting, rejection emails, and finding crumbs of humor in the career chaos — because every busted plan still deserves a buttered biscuit.

🎉 Just got the dream job at Pokémon!!!

Well… kinda. I haven't received the rejection email yet. 🤣

They haven’t actually… You know… hired me yet.

But I’m READY. Pokéballs packed. Resume at Level 100.

Might start showing up to work until they notice. 😅

If anyone needs me, I’ll be out here waiting like Ash waiting for Pikachu to love him. ⚡️

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Rejection emails hit harder than that “We’ve decided to move forward with other candidates” line. 😩 But hey — every “no” clears space for the right “yes.”Subscribe today also on - https://www.youtube.com/@AllAbouttheBiscuits/streams

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Grief changes you. Losing my father to Parkinson’s left scars, but also gave me the courage to live with more purpose, compassion, and fire. This episode is for him — and for anyone still fighting their way through loss.

This episode is deeply personal. It’s about loss—specifically, losing my brother to addiction. It’s not just a story of pain, but of love, lessons, and the reality that addiction doesn’t just take lives—it ripples through families and hearts. I share this not for sympathy, but to shine a light, to remind anyone listening that you’re not alone, and that even in the hardest moments, hope and healing are still possible.

This one hits close to home. I lost my brother to addiction—and it changed everything.

The dogs are back—and they’re running the show again! In this episode, we dive into the hilarious, heartwarming chaos of life with our four-legged “donkeys” who always seem to call the shots. From stubborn antics to lovable mischief, it’s another round of tail-wagging stories, laughter, and a little bit of canine wisdom.

My dog had 10,000 square feet of grass and said, ‘No thanks, I’m going with rocks.’

New episode: ‘Rock Solid Decisions — When Dogs Poop Where They Please.

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Let’s be honest—our dogs don’t just live with us; they run the place. From stealing the bed to demanding snacks on schedule, this episode breaks down how our four-legged freeloaders have become the real bosses of the house.

Our dogs have mastered manipulation—puppy eyes, fake yawns, guilt trips, and all. Join us as we admit the truth: we don’t own dogs… they own us.

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New episodes drop - Wednesdays and Fridays @5 AM

“If you thought Part 1 had people clutchin’ their biscuits… Part 2 throws the whole bakery! 🍪🔥
‘Sticks & Stones Pt 2’ isn’t for the faint of heart—but it’s for the ones who ain’t afraid of real talk.
Tune in, laugh a little, squirm a bit, and maybe question everything you thought you knew.
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Living life back in the day was simple for a kid, but you never realize what is going on until it is too late. You learn to grow thick skin and hope that it gets better. Life sucks sometimes.

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Ever have a moment that’s equal parts chaos and comedy? Yeah… that’s our show.

🍪 Pull up a chair and hit play — All About the Biscuits is serving it hot.

Drops tomorrow. 5 AM! That's right, you heard it!

This Part Deux is to learn a bit about who I am. Where do I land on certain topics, or even what kind of person am I?

Who is RJ? Listen, watch, and learn.

Be kind. Make someone smile today.

At All About the Biscuits, every topic’s a biscuit—flaky, spicy, sweet, or downright messy. We break ’em open, butter ’em up, and dive into them.

All About the Biscuits is about everything that we, normal folks, deal with. A place for ranting and raving always served hot. We will keep it short and sweet, so listen along as we grow....cuz I have no idea what I am doing.

Are you ready? More to come. Dropping soon.

How we fight food insecurity with biscuits!!!!

Are you ready? We are. Join us for average, normal, real, everyday ranting and raving. Stay tuned - 10/01/25!!!!