CrimeLess

CrimeLess

By: iHeartPodcasts + Smartless Media

Language: en-US

Categories: Comedy, History, True Crime

What’s the best way to rob a bank? How do you fake your own death? Can you deploy a swarm of bees to get rid of the cops? And if so, how (theoretically) would one do that? All of these questions and more are answered on CRIMELESS, a weekly talk show that breaks down crazy crimes and answers the questions that you’re too embarrassed, or too afraid, to ask, lest it land you on an FBI watchlist.  Each week, comedian Rory Scovel and his co-host, the veteran journalist and true crime podcaster Josh Dean, break down a brazen heist...

Episodes

Ironclad Alibis
Jan 07, 2026

A celebration of the best (and worst) alibis. Try them the next time you're in trouble!

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Duration: 00:31:56
Attack of the Beard Cutters!
Dec 31, 2025

No hair is spared in this episode, as Josh and Rory ask: is it illegal to cut someone's hair without their permission? And what if that person is a cat?

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Duration: 00:38:24
How to ruin a holiday party
Dec 24, 2025

Tis the season to get a little sloppy. Rory and Josh examine two Christmas parties that went off the rails in very different ways.

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Duration: 00:42:55
Le Embezzlement
Dec 17, 2025

What's the best way to embezzle from the government? The answer involves nudists, descendents of Tutankhamun, and a new veranda.

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Duration: 00:38:50
Local Teens Snort Dog Bones
Dec 10, 2025

Is it safe to snort human remains? Rory and Josh investigate. Also, the CIA win first prize at the science fair.

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Duration: 00:38:15
How to (Not) Hire a Hitman
Dec 03, 2025

Rory Scovel and Josh Dean take over the CrimeLess feed, kicking off a weekly exploration into the dumbest crimes imaginable. First up, a very public, definitely not fake website for murder-for-hire.

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Duration: 00:43:03
Introducing: CrimeLess
Dec 02, 2025

CrimeLess is a weekly comedy talk show exploring the wild crime questions you’d never act on—but secretly want answered. Comedian Rory Scovel and journalist–turned–true-crime podcaster Josh Dean break down a new outrageous caper each episode, from bold heists and absurd scams to crypto disasters and monkey-driven chaos. Their deep dives into the strange details and eccentric criminals spark hilarious, totally hypothetical brainstorms about how things could have gone even more off the rails.

You’ll learn just enough weird facts to sound interesting at a party. Picture How Stuff Works after a few drinks, or...

Duration: 00:02:34
Comeuppance & Other Uppance
Oct 15, 2025

Years after the Loomis Fargo Heist, Hollywood comes calling. Also, a ferret rides in a limousine.

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Duration: 00:43:14
The Dream’s Done Died
Oct 15, 2025

Someone confesses, and the heist crew faces serious consequences.

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Duration: 00:36:58
Rude Awakening
Oct 15, 2025

You can run, but you can't hide from FBI agent John Wydra.

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Duration: 00:33:12
On the Run
Oct 15, 2025

David realizes he's been double-crossed, as the FBI's evidence starts piling up.

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Duration: 00:36:13
The Hitman
Oct 15, 2025

David's running out of money. Instead of sending his cut, Steve sends "Bruno" to eliminate his co-conspirator.

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Duration: 00:37:06
Creating a Crap Storm
Oct 15, 2025

Having escaped to Mexico, David is living in luxury. Meanwhile, the gang members back home adjust to their lives as America's most wanted millionaires.

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Duration: 00:41:10
Going South
Oct 15, 2025

The heist crew somehow makes off with 17 million dollars, but the plan to help David escape starts to unravel.

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Duration: 00:36:47
Money Stinks
Oct 15, 2025

David Ghantt is stuck in a crappy job and an unhappy marriage. So when his former coworker (and crush) Kelly Campbell suggests they steal millions, David doesn't hesitate to sign up for the heist of a lifetime.

 

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Duration: 00:38:43
Introducing CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist
Oct 08, 2025

It’s 1996 in rural North Carolina, and an oddball crew makes history when they pull off America’s third largest cash heist. But it’s all downhill from there. 

Join host Johnny Knoxville as he unspools a wild and woolly tale about a group of regular ‘ol folks who risked it all for a chance at a better life. CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist answers the question: what would you do with 17.3 million dollars? The answer includes diamond rings, mansions, velvet Elvis paintings, plus a run for the border, murder-for-hire-plots, and FBI busts.

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Duration: 00:03:19