George Schlatter's Comedy Collection

Bob acts out scenario as a driver instructor who's trying, unsuccessfully, to teach a woman how to drive.

Jack talks about being included on the Colgate Comedy Hour, not knowing the show was off the air because of his broken tv, and not trusting companies that have three names.

Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louis-Dreyfus introduce George Carlin to open the show. 

George Carlin explores the unlikely origins of stand-up comedians. 

Steve accepts the award by thanking everyone he knows.

Kevin acts out what a stand up comic does while Ray explains what he's doing.

Ellen explains the award voting process.

The brothers give a speech on the awards that may or may not be given during the show.

Lily performs as Ernestine online.

Martin and Fred talk about how the trend is to be a comedian.

Whoopi does an impersonation of Moms Mabley.

Steven performs a bunch of one liner jokes from his dog to his prescription glasses.

Judy talks about traveling on Trump's plane and talking a walk.

David talks about the original comic Shakespeare.

Steve and Mel talk about Carl maybe not deserving the award

Gilbert talks about rats having sex and the movie Deliverance.

Ellen acts out a phone call to God.

Sinbad talks about why should comics get awards.

A man wants to commit suicide and his wife gives him several reasons why he shouldn't do it.

A man tries to break up with a woman for being possessive, but she won't hear anything of it.

Jackie talks about how it's hard to please everyone, President Carter laughing too much, Carter being all talk and no action, the confusing energy program, Roosevelt's way of talking, and how other presidents compare.

Tom talks about his religious family, the racially diverse town he grew up in, learning new words from black kids, going to Catholic school, and having to wear hand-me-down clothes.

Milton talks about tv shows becoming more risque, tv shows showing married couples in the bedroom, and never missing an episode of his own tv show.

Before going out on stage, Marcia flirts with John Ritter; once on stage, she talks about Hollywood, playing tennis, and explains the process of how tennis balls, courts, rackets, and nets are made.

Jackie talks about sex, tough Jewish soldiers, concerts not being that important, and how ridiculous it is that being naked is considered vulgar for people, but okay for animals.

Red talks about all the people throughout history who haven't graced the theatre that he's onstage at: Grizzly Adams, Billy Carter, Phyllis Diller, Henry the 8th, Fay Wray, Moses, and Charles Lindbergh.

Jan talks about how getting marriage licenses should be harder than getting driver's licenses, getting older but still feeling young, and a doctor's suggestion for staying youthful.

Henny tells jokes about criminals, his wife, married couples, dumb people, doctor visits, and his time playing football; in between jokes, a marching band plays.

Jonathan Winters and Art Carney use a table of props to create character dialogues in a creative piece from Winters' first comedy special.

Phyllis explains the poor portrayal of women on television and describes a few important women throughout history.

Joan discusses women's liberation and how she does not feel quite as liberated as some of the other women on the show.

The ladies discuss their role in society as women, and Erma describes a road trip with her family.

This is a sketch about a woman who's had enough of her comedian husband.

This is a sketch about a man who is selling chocolate candy and offering extra gifts with it.

This is a sketch about a husband who is suspicious of his wife's new coat and thinks she's cheating on him.

This is a sketch about an audition for radio announcers and everyone auditioning has a speech impediment.

Red lists all the people who didn't get married in Las Vegas.

Don talks about working in Las Vegas, all the stars who perform, and the real reason why he's there.

Goldie and George discuss things that Goldie has in common with Gracie Allen, Gracie's pot roast recipe, how Goldie saves electric energy, and Goldie getting paid not to name the school she went to.

Redd talks about wishing nothing but ill will and misfortune on the grand wizard of the KKK.

Dean Martin talks about doing shows and movies with Sammy Davis Jr. and reads letters from people around the world to Sammy.

George talks about being in show business, how he's investing his money, getting a haircut, things that are coming back in style, and talks about his wife briefly.

George starts to sing a song, but is interrupted by Carol, and then the do an old George Burns and Gracie Allen bit.

Tim promotes a book that helps men give excuses to their wives when they don't come home.

Red talks about all the people throughout history who didn't get inducted into the comedy hall of fame.

Ernestine (Lily Tomlin) calls Richard Nixon to sell him new phones, but he keeps hanging up.

Ernestine (Lily Tomlin) talks with Gore Vidal about his movies, books, and a phone bill that he was overcharged for.

William F. Buckley takes questions about sexuality, politics, and his decision to come on Laugh-In.

William F. Buckley answers questions about politics and society from various Laugh-In cast members.

William F. Buckley answers questions from various Laugh-In cast members.

Ernestine (Lily Tomlin) calls William F. Buckley about his overdue phone bill and lets him know that if he doesn't pay, she can have his other utilities cut off.

Ernestine (Lily Tomlin) calls Gore Vidal and lets him know the consequences of not paying his overdue bill.

Ernestine (Lily Tomlin) calls Frank Sinatra about an unpaid bill and quotes some of his songs.

Ernestine (Lily Tomlin) calls Richard Nixon about his unusually high phone bill and suspects that he's running a bookie joint.

Sammy Davis Jr. and Joey Bishop change a news story about a Russian fishing boat that was sunk by an American destroyer to make the Americans sound better.