Bitter Waitress
By: Yasemin Kamci
Language: en-us
Categories: Comedy, Stand-up, Society, Culture, Personal, Journals
Welcome to the wild world of the service industry! Where the ice machine is always broken, the walk-in fridge is therapy, and someone will ask for their fifth refill of Diet Pepsi.Join your host, a battle-tested server with years of unforgettable shifts, for weekly 15-minute episodes featuring the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful tales from restaurant life. From guests who were supposed to meet each other but waited at opposite ends of the restaurant… to the table that tried to tip with a “rare” two-dollar bill… every episode proves that you can’t make this stuff up.But here’s the twist:W...
Episodes
Episode 7: Hangry Adults - When Grown-Ups Act Like Toddlers at Restaurants
Jan 06, 2026We've all been hangry, that uncomfortable mix of hunger and irritability that makes everything feel more difficult. But here's the thing: being an adult means managing that feeling without taking it out on the people trying to help you.
In this episode, I'm talking about the phenomenon of "hangry" customers who use their hunger as an excuse to act out in restaurants. From dramatic sighs to passive-aggressive comments to the customer who literally put his head down on the table like a exhausted toddler, I've seen it all...
We're breaking down why hunger doesn't excuse...
Duration: 00:13:01Episode 6: TMI - When Customers Overshare
Jan 02, 2026In this episode, we're talking about oversharing — specifically the kind that happens in restaurants, at counters, and in places where someone is legally required to be polite to you.
From customers announcing their urgent bathroom needs, to casually dropping life-altering information like divorces, affairs, and medical details mid-order, this episode explores why some people treat service workers like unwilling therapists… or confession booths.
We break down why this behavior is wildly inappropriate, why it happens so often, and how being trapped behind a smile and a name tag turns workers into emotional dumping grounds. It's awkw...
Duration: 00:11:51Episode 5: "Do You Know Who I Am?" - When Customers Think Their Job Title Matters
Jan 02, 2026In this episode, I'm talking about a customer who tried to flex their job title and "important position" to get what they wanted — a limited-edition Bearista cup from Starbucks.
We're diving into the weird phenomenon of customers who genuinely believe their résumé should override store policies, inventory limits, and basic reality. From casual name-dropping to thinly veiled threats to full-blown "Do you know who I am?" moments, this episode breaks down why some people think their authority at work magically transfers to coffee shops and the people working there.
It's a story about entitlement, misp...
Duration: 00:10:18Episode 3: Restaurant Flair - Why Servers Have Mixed Feelings About Uniform Accessories
Jan 01, 2026Ever been told your work uniform needs more "personality"? In this episode, we're talking about flair — those buttons, pins, accessories, and decorative add-ons that restaurants sometimes require as part of the dress code.
I'm sharing my personal experience navigating flair requirements at work, why it creates such strong reactions among servers, and how something meant to be fun can sometimes feel like added pressure during already stressful shifts. What starts as a way to express personality or create atmosphere can become just another expectation to manage.
If this sounds exactly like that scene from Office Sp...
Duration: 00:10:11Episode 4: "Did You Want Alcohol in That?" - Why Servers Are Smarter Than You Think
Jan 01, 2026In this episode, I'm telling the story of the time a customer called me stupid for asking a perfectly reasonable question: "Did you want alcohol in that?"
But here's the thing... servers aren't stupid! We're college students working on degrees. We're people with incredible social intelligence who can read a room, juggle ten tables, diffuse tense situations, and remember your aunt's gluten allergy all at once. The skills that make someone a great server: quick thinking, emotional intelligence, conflict resolution, multitasking under pressure, which would make them successful in any career that requires serious people skills.
Episode 1: I Can't Turn It Off!
Dec 02, 2025Once you've worked in restaurants, you're cursed with server vision forever. That relaxing bakery date with my husband? Yeah, that became me mentally reorganizing their display case, tracking every customer interaction, and catching the exact moment their cashier's soul left their body during the morning rush.
In this debut episode, I explore the blessing and curse of restaurant worker hyperawareness – why we notice every table, hear every order mistake, and can spot bad tippers from across the room. From silently overhearing every conversation to knowing exactly which customer is about to complain before they even open their mo...
Duration: 00:18:30Episode 2: More Please...
Dec 02, 2025"Oh, can I also get..." – The four words that haunt every server's dreams.
This episode dives into the customers who treat their server like a personal marathon runner, revealing each request one at a time like they're unwrapping the world's worst advent calendar. Ranch dressing. Extra napkins. Actually, make that two ranches. Oh, and ketchup. Did I mention I need a straw? And honey mustard?
It's the story of the table who made me do more trips than I could count for napkins and drinks and more drinks... oh my! I seriously considered just bringing the...
Duration: 00:21:50Trailer: Your Table Is Ready!
Dec 02, 2025Step into the chaotic, hilarious world of the service industry! Where the customers surprise you, the kitchen is louder than your inner voice, and every shift feels like a psychological experiment with no consent form.
In this short trailer, your host (a seasoned server with the emotional scars to prove it) introduces Bitter Waitress, a comedy storytelling podcast full of unbelievable dining room disasters, awkward encounters, and the bizarre moments that only happen when you’re working for tips.
If you've ever served tables, worked customer service, or simply wondered what really goes on behind tho...
Duration: 00:01:16