MODERN SEX - with Dora Dale

MODERN SEX - with Dora Dale

By: Jake Yapp

Language: en

Categories: Society, Culture, Relationships, Comedy, Health, Fitness, Sexuality

Dora Dale, nonagenarian friend to the stars, dispenses advice on your personal, relationship, and sexual questions. Drawing on her endless litany of intimate experiences with celebrities, she can help in a safe, non-judgmental environment, unless you like to do that thing with your thumb. Email your problems and queries to 69Dora69Dale at gmail dot com, and we can all have a laugh about it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

Guest Letter: Barry from Watford
Jan 08, 2026

In which Barry from Watford bravely confides in Dora Barry From Watford Funniest Moments and opens up about his love life Barry From Watford Outtakes Bloopers Best Bits, asking for advice in Steve Wright Iain Lee British Comedy Gold Monty Python how to spice things up James Acaster Jimmy Carr Michael McIntyre duriing one's senior years Best of Tiktok For Your Page Cat Fails sorry just having a go at a bit of Search Engine Optimisation Barry From Watford Funny Uk Comedy HaHa Skateboard GRWM Dance Viral High Protein Pancake Recipe

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Duration: 00:06:14
A Book at Bathtime - Chapter 1
Dec 25, 2025

Dora Dale proudly presents Jake Yapp, with A Book At Bathtime. And our book at bathtime this time is Dusty Passages, by Malcolm Throbbswell.

Chapter One - The Late Blossom

In which we meet Professor Neville Starkers, a brilliant and inexplicably attractive university lecturer, seeking inspiration for his new novel, and finding it in the most expected places.


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Duration: 00:06:29
A Book at Bathtime - Chapter 2
Dec 25, 2025

Chapter Two - A Bridge To Action


In which we learn a bit about Neville's wife, which, obviously, is really important, and he would never think of her as His Wife, you know, because he's a feminist actually.


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Duration: 00:04:49
A Book at Bathtime - Chapter 3
Dec 25, 2025

Chapter Three - Witherings


We scale new, withering heights as Neville plans a trip to Bronte country. Wherever that is.


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Duration: 00:04:52
A Book at Bathtime - Chapter 4
Dec 25, 2025

Chapter Four - A Time To Dance - Lying Down With A Friend


An auction leads to a lot.


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Duration: 00:05:41
A Book at Bathtime - Chapter 5
Dec 25, 2025

Chapter Five - A Gala Ball


This is the first proper mucky chapter.


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Duration: 00:06:10
A Book at Bathtime - Chapter 6
Dec 25, 2025

Chapter 6 - The Moor. The Merrier.


Yeah, this one's mucky an all


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Duration: 00:05:29
A Book at Bathtime - Chapter 7
Dec 25, 2025

Chapter Seven - Conflict Resolution


Whatever. We've had the muck. Who cares.


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Duration: 00:06:42
Lady Gaga's Meat Dress
Dec 18, 2025

Gran-Gran is very sorry for the late arrival of your scheduled service.


You ARE listening to the companion podcast, Not Today, Thank You, aren't you?


See you on CHRISTMAS DAY XXX

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Duration: 00:04:31
The Three Stooges
Dec 11, 2025

In this show! JFK! Marlon Brando! And the Three Stooges! Plus a church you've probably never heard of, and zany multicouple fun! I'm putting in exclamation marks! To make it jolly! Ok then!

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Duration: 00:12:49
Elvis Presley
Dec 04, 2025

In which Dora reveals the truth about the King Kong of Sing-Song's tragic and faintly sickening demise.

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Duration: 00:06:39
Bob Monkhouse
Nov 27, 2025

I do so hope you enjoy this. It really makes it all feel worthwhile.

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Duration: 00:09:42
The Queen Mother
Nov 20, 2025

Remember, if you love your country, the Queen Mother is the 3rd Fittest Woman in the World. IF you LOVE YOUR COUNTRY. The full list goes:

The Queen (then)The Queen (now)The Queen MotherClare BaldingLiz Truss

A little reminder that our motherpod relaunches tomorrow - Jake Yapp presents Not Today, Thank You - go find it on this podcast app!

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Duration: 00:08:18
Sean Connery
Nov 13, 2025

Today! Beards! What DO we do about them? And what did Abraham Lincoln do with HIS? All men are created equal, but, palpably, not their beards. And then gran-gran got a bit heated about Sean Connery. Contains super-explicit language. And quite right, too.

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Duration: 00:08:35
Boney M
Nov 06, 2025

Seriously, those guys had the hits. And some very niche sexual predilections. I can't quite believe we've done 18 of these already. Mad.

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Duration: 00:06:43
John Candy
Oct 29, 2025

In this SPOOKTACULAR jesus christ why did i write that. Look, it's late. Forgive me. Anyway, it's Halloween, except it probably isn't now, which is fine. It won't make any meaningful difference to the minimal quality of the episode.

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Duration: 00:06:46
Mother Teresa and Christopher Hitchens
Oct 22, 2025

A Tale of Two Teresas today, as Dora reads her first submission from a nunnery, and fondly recounts her time in Kolkata at Mother Teresa's Congregatio Missionariarum a Caritate, which of course translates from the Latin as The Missionary Congregation of Carrots, and meeting one of the famous (and aptly named) 'four horsemen of atheism' Christopher Hitchens, who was also staying there at the time. And yes, you're right, you can indeed see exactly where this is all going. But the imagery is delightful.

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Duration: 00:08:40
Fred Astaire
Oct 15, 2025

In which Dora really dials in to the core mechanics of romanic love, and celebrates the infectious joy of the wonderful Fred Astaire.

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Duration: 00:08:08
How I Lost My Virginity
Oct 09, 2025

In this special episode, Dora Dale reveals - for the first time - how and where she lost her virginity. I hope we can all respect her need to preserve the anonymity of her lover. But it's still a great story.

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Duration: 00:07:49
Jimi Hendrix
Oct 02, 2025

In which everyone's favourite/most problematic gran-gran spills the tea (also, when did that become a phrase? Have i just been living in a box for fifty years?) on some of the most accomplished musicians of all time, and reveals that their accomplishments weren't, generally speaking, musical. ALsO SoRrY FoR ThE aUdIO MiX I was late for a train. I'll re-upload it later...


Well. How are you? I am on the train now, and I have a little time in hand. Anything you'd like to hear on the podcast? Or not? Also, what's your favourite sandwich...

Duration: 00:06:24
Lord Snowdon
Sep 24, 2025

In which Keeping 'Up' With The Joneses gets taken a little too literally...

You alright? I'm alright. You know. Within certain parameters. Trying to maintain my internal locus of evaluation, you know? So important and so healthy and come off it WHO CAN DO THAT M8 fuck offfff. This podcast isn't part of that neediness for external validation, mind you. I'm... I'm not entirely sure *what* it is, to be honest. I do quite enjoy it. Although seeing myself dressed as a little old lady makes me feel a bit swimmy sometimes. More on that in the...

Duration: 00:06:56
Roy Castle
Sep 17, 2025

In which Dora Dale uses her recollection of her time in BBC Television Centre, filming Record Breakers, to dispense advice on what to do with what appears to be a very long way away from being a record-breaking penis.


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Duration: 00:09:56
Patrick Swayze
Sep 10, 2025

In which we find out who - or what - put baby on the corner...


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Duration: 00:07:41
Terry Wogan
Sep 03, 2025

The Marquis de Sade, couch molestation, Blue Peter, standard stuff.

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Duration: 00:06:37
President Jimmy Carter
Aug 27, 2025

I mean, it isn't really particularly about Jimmy Carter, tbh. I know as much about him as you do, if you don't know him basically at all, other than the fact that he existed and was a president. There IS a true fact in there about him that's quite fun, though.


Could use your word of mouth. Thank you darling.


Ok, enough. BUFFER THE RAUNCH x

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Duration: 00:06:04
Bela Lugosi
Aug 20, 2025

In which Dora shares some rather moving stories about her first husband.

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Duration: 00:06:37
George Harrison
Aug 13, 2025

Dora discusses one listener's highly specific sexual fixation, and Dora overshares about the patina on George Harrison's antiquated knob. Look, we've surely cleared out the people coming here for Eckhard Tolle shit by now, haven't we? Ok, great.

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Duration: 00:07:21
Johnny Depp
Aug 06, 2025

Dora serves up some advice on how to spice up one listener's moribund sex life. And yes, I'm as nervous about this episode as you are. But it's fine, I promise.

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Duration: 00:06:58
Charles Bronson
Jul 30, 2025

Dora spills the beans - alright, you - on Charles Bronson, and his surprising sexual peccadilloes, for such a tough guy. She also reveals a new form of domination she's developed. Look, what can I do? I can't stop her.

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Duration: 00:06:22
Rodney Bewes
Jul 23, 2025

This week, Dora dispenses advice to a sweet old man looking for love later in life, and tries to come up with a role model from her bulging roster of previous lovers.


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Duration: 00:06:42
Buddy Holly
Jul 16, 2025

Agony Aunt Dora Dale draws on her many-decades-long experience of sex and relationships with the rich and famous. How do you heal a broken heart after a deep, loving relationship? How do you achieve closure? Dora Dale helps a lovelorn listener with lessons she learned from the late, great Buddy Holly.


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Duration: 00:07:15
Tony Curtis
Jul 09, 2025

In this first episode, veteran celebrity plus-one Dora Dale talks about an issue close to many women's hearts, and recounts similar issues she faced with legendary heartthrob of the silver screen, Tony Curtis.



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Duration: 00:07:12
Welcome to MODERN SEX
Jul 03, 2025

Welcome to the exciting world of Modern Sex with nonagenarian good-time gal, Dora Dale!

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Duration: 00:02:29