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The winter blues. They always seem to find us. Kerry wonders, are you a Coke or a Pepsi girl? And Quinlan covers a murder on a cruise ship. 

Friendly advice. Farts. Quinlan talks about a very complicated custody case and a court decision that is ongoing. Kerry tells us about Pope Pius XII. 

Happy Halloween: movie reviews and relationship updates. Kerry tells the Halloween themed story of the Candy Man. Quinlan takes us on a spooky mix of urban legends true scary stories. 

Monday Scaries, haunted houses, psyCARistrists. Quinlan tells a story of mistaken identity and a little jinx moment. Kerry shares the very recent tale of Tom Phillips.

Red flags. Kerry tells the story of one of our former Presidents cousin and possible saxophone inventors, followed by leprechauns. 

Kerry rides a wave. McDonalds and Hiking boots. Quinlan talks about the Brownsville haunting. Kerry tells us about Andre Rebelo. 

Eggs. Prompted by Geek Love Kerry does a case on body modification. Quinlan explores Capgras phenomenon.

Kerry reveals more talents, Quinlan is a trash mom. Quinlan gets tricked by Disney… Kerry tells the story of Leslie Jennings Preer.

Kerry explains some alarming medical advances. Quinlan tells us about the theft of a potty. Kerry then cover Robert Liston and Quinlan comes back for a 4th and final story featuring a dinner date gone terribly wrong. 

Quinlan tells the story of Ruthie Mae McCoy, often referred to as the true Candyman story. Kerry educates us about the world’s first computer.

Quinlan covers the Hinterkaifeck murders and some rude graduate students. Kerry looks into a revenge killing in Sweden.

Some tech trouble and a poltergeist (though it’s not clear if the two are related) Quinlan talks about Mary Ellen and some unexplained fires. Kerry found another criminal dentist by the name of Phillip Jensen and we aren’t happy about it.

Armchair detectives. Quinlan covers the story of Bill and Beverly Bryan and a never event. Kerry is inspired by a horror film she’s never seen to tell us about a certain type of tourism…

Recording on Larry’s birthday we discuss **REDACTED**, fun and as always bring you a couple wild tales. One features a pervert flight attendant (that’s all Kerry) and the other, Quinlan’s obsession with the Rey Rivera case. Spoilers for the movie the Game!

Kerry lives on a bus and hijinx (if you want to call it that) ensue. Experiments week, Quinlan looks into Milgrim and Kerry recounts the 1973 Stanford experiment.

Kerry rode a motorcycle. Then she tells you a horrifying story about Gisèle Pélicot. Quinlan’s wonders about space.

Quinlan tells a few truck stop ghost stories. Kerry reminds of the viral dress, was it black and blue or gold and white? Either way the story did not end there.

Muppets, needles and nonsense.  Kerry tells us about the Leroy Mystery Illness. Quinlan recalls the trials and tribulations of Wanda Holloway, the cheer mom gone wild.

Mummies, pop songs, origami. Quinlan outlines the life and times of Steve Carrol. Kerry spins a yarn about Ryker Webb.

Disney lies. Gay Paree. Fucking bronco. Kerry tells us the story of climber Beth Rodden. Quinlan recounts instances of animal abuse in films and one particular myth.

A powerful monologue. Kerry tells us about Connie Converse. Go listen to her! Quinlan brings us a story of the eunuch lifestyle gone wrong.

Boxes where there shouldn’t be. Wallpaper where there should. Quinlan tells us about the Greenbrier Ghost. Kerry listens. Then she recounts an amazing tale of survival at sea starring Moss Hills.

Vodka shooters, religious cosplay and catching up. Kerry tells the story of Minik Wallace. Quinlan saw the doc on the Mother of God Cult and she’s got thoughts for you.

It's time for the story of the talking mongoose, as told by Quinlan's mouth. Kerry takes us on a tour of executions, more specifically a history of the electric chair.

Holiday plans, harbored hatred and good cheer. Quinlan takes us to Scotland to look at some strange light house happenings. Kerry is also interested in geography, or at least enough to explain the Haskell Free Library and Opera House.

Quinlan urges everyone to stop what they are doing and watch Ghostwatch.   Kerry tells us the story of Jon Michael Hallford.

Kerry dives head first into Japanese folklore and it’s spooktastic. Quinlan recounts the horrific acts of the Zoo man.

Studies on stupidity, flight attendants and roses. Kerry tells us about the lemon juice bandits. Quinlan covers the murder of Missy Avila.

Kerry, hot off a cold trip, tells us ghost stories of the Alaskan wilderness. Quinlan tells the story of a Canadian doctor's appointment gone horrible wrong.

Quinlan tells the life? story of Bridie Murphy. Kerry recounts the 1964 Alaskan earthquake.

Kerry loves Orca whales, listen to her talk about it. Quinlan tells the story of Angelique Cottin, the electric girl.

Quinlan tells a collection of tales that feature secret messages, the word of the day is Steganography. Kerry’s collection features phones that kill us.

Kerry recounts the exploits of the Balloon Priest. Quinlan grabs a planchette and heads to Ouija.

Quinlan tells the tale of Spaceman Granger Ormond Taylor. Kerry explores the life and childhood of bionic girl Olivia Farnsworth.

Kerry tells us all about bugs, the parasitic kind. Quinlan let’s it rain with Don Decker.

Quinlan tells the story of the mansion on Liberty street. Kerry terrifies us with tales of a trip to the beach gone wrong.

Kerry tells the wild medical tale of Gloria Ramirez. Quinlan visit the haunted house on Beryl Road.

Quinlan ponders Toynbee tiles. Kerry hits close to home with the Park Slope plane crash.

Kerry tells the heartfelt story of Sonny Graham. Quinlan goes on an adventure with Mauro Prosperi.

Quinlan tells a story of an “Obsession” in Daly City, California. Kerry sinks into the tale of Chief Baker, Charles Joughlin, the Chief Baker on the Titanic.

Kerry breaks our hearts with the Aberfan Disaster. Quinlan tells the story of the Berkshires UFO.

Quinlan tells the story of Agatha Christie’s disappearance. Kerry remembers Helene Hadsell the contest queen.

Kerry tells the story of the Rammer Island Croc massacre. Quinlan takes us to dinner at the Shed at Dulwich.

A very tardy intro song and then Quinlan takes us to the Headless Nahanni Valley. Kerry recounts the past of Jane Mansfield.

Sweatpants with a dramatic turn. Kerry tells us about yummy mummies. Quinlan is concerned about Havana Syndrome.

A few stumbles in our relationship as well as the language we call English and then Quinlan tells the story of Nutty Putty cave. Kerry wows us with the tale of Jean Hilliard.

TTC #34 Public Anemone #1 Kerry tells 2 stories… sort of. You be the judge. They undeniably feature witchcraft, Kardashians and curses. Quinlan recalls the trials and tribulations of a young clairvoyant.

Quinlan explains Pele’s curse and the havoc it has supposedly wreaked. Then Kerry plays mind games with Nina Kulagina.

Kerry turns up the heat with the haunted painting of a crying boy. Quinlan brings us a tale filled with... tails.

An overdue catch up sesh followed by three dragon inspired tales from Quinlan. Then Kerry tells us about the Devil of Swansea, Old Nick.

Dive into a couple watery tales. Kerry tells the story of the Buffalo Creek flood and Quinlan explores the mythology of the Loch Ness monster.

4 stories for the price of 1. Koa tells a ghost story. Quinlan tells a buried treasure story and Kerry ends us off with 2 tales of haunted objects.

A bone chilling personal tale followed by two ghost stories. Kerry tells the stories of Japanese Tsunami spirits. Quinlan tells the story of Canada’s most famous poltergeist.

Quinlan’s no meteorologist but there is meat in her forecast and what does a meat shower make you want to do? Ride a coaster of course. Kerry takes us on a few where accidents have happened.

Kerry does the story of a big boat, some might label it a ship, the USS Indianapolis. Quinlan unpacks the Baldoon Mystery.

Cooking advice, then, Quinlan examines cases of spontaneous human combustion. Kerry tells us about the Great Molasses Flood of 1919.

Trigger warning: tampons. Plus, a ghosting update. Kerry Le Man Disaster. Quinlan tells the story of Agneta Westlund who ended up dead in Sweden.

Quinlan tells the stories of the deaths of Cyrus Everett and Donna Mauch. Kerry tells the story of Native American actor Misty Upham.

Have we gotten too comfortable? Positively rife with interruptions it is a wonder we made it through this one folks. Quinlan lays some Mothman lore on us. Kerry is suspicious about the murder of Gretta Vedler.

Kerry updates us on the “ghost” and then dives into the bog to find some bog bodies to tell us about. Quinlan explains the still unsolved murder of Missy Bevers.

Quinlan explores a Patreon’s trip to a convicted murderers home, aka Mark Wangler. Kerry does the story of Za'Zell Preston.

Short but Sweet. Weird but Neat. Kerry does TikTok dances, then covers the story of Jared, the subway eating monster. Quinlan tells the story of Liquid Matthew.

Quinlan tells the anything but hopeful story of Always Hope. Kerry tells a story about this history of Washington Square Park and the death of Rose Butler.

Quinlan and Kerry discuss the docuseries LuLaRich.

Kerry and Quinlan regale you with scary stories, some true, some truth adjacent.

Quinlan tries to say the names of places and people in a Macedonian story about Vlado Taneski. An intermission where Griff sounds like he is possessed by a demon. Then Kerry tells the story of Rae Carruth.

Guys, it’s here and it’s the last of its kind (the bad audio kind) because it’s another TTC recorded in Maine ya’ll. Kerry is addicted to Maine and she’s gonna tell you all about camping in the Allagash wilderness gone horribly wrong. Quinlan tells the haunting tales of black eyed children.

Quinlan covers the Zion Society run by pedophile Arvin Shreeve. Kerry recounts the hauntings of City Theater in Biddeford, Maine.

In this TTC we went out to C. Kerry is inspired by the Annie C Maguire shipwreck in Maine. Quinlan is skeptical about friends Jennifer Appel and Tasha Fuiava rescued at sea.

We talk for way too long about cheese preferences. Then… Kerry tells the story of Miracle Village in - you guessed it - Florida. Quinlan takes a sharp left turn and brings you the history of nursery rhymes.

First we are gonna tell more than you ever wanted to know about our instagram follows. Then onto the story of Ashley Meade, as told by Quinlan and her high school bestie and guest contributor Tony. Kerry tells a shocking story for Fran Drescher’s past.

Quinlan tells the shocking story of Alan Jay Abrahamson. Kerry gives us some second hand accounts of hauntings at the McKittrick Hotel.

Kerry tells the story of comedic legend Phil Hartman.

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Quinlan (the Stallion) presents a tale of Druse reincarnation. Kerry spooks us with haunted tales of the LA Comedy Store.

Kerry tells us a story about Stigmata and Quinlan recalls the disappearance of young Timmothy Pitzen.

Quinlan tells the story of the Victorian home known as The Ghost Busters House. Kerry doubles down on ghost bridges in NC.

This month we're looking into all things cursed. First, Kerry tells the story of a cursed phone number. Then Quinlan tells the cursed tale of James Dean's Porsche aka "Little Bastard."

Kerry finally reveals the story of Anna Nicole Smith having sex with a ghost. Quinlan tells the incredible survival story of Maggie Malloy.

Twins! Quinlan tells the (dare we say) delightful tale of the Jim twins, Kerry gives us the darker story of “silent twins” June and Jennifer Gibbons.

In this month's Teeny Tiny Creeply, our dearest readers will hear Quinlan tell the story of the mysterious Isdal woman while Kerry tells the spooky story of Anna Baker's wedding dress.

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