The Wipeout Weekly - Surf Podcast
By: Zuz Wilson
Language: en
Categories: Education, Society, Culture, Personal, Journals
The Wipeout Weekly is the one and only daily surf podcast for beginner surfers, wannabe surfers and seasoned wipeout enthusiasts. Powered by Girls Who Can't Surf Good, but boys can listen to. To pee or not to pee in a wetsuit? Where can I find a beginner surf break? Should I wax my foamie? What on earth is the Olo? We answer all your questions in short, easily digestible (no heartburn!) episodes. And once a week, we chat to a guest or two. We cover stories about getting started surfing, surf etiquette, reading surf conditions, beginner surf spots, must-know surf...
Episodes
Sunday Surf Poem: The Surfer by Judith Wright
Jan 11, 2026This week we're reading "The Surfer" by Australian poet and environmental activist Judith Wright.
Duration: 00:02:55Is Biarritz actually okay for beginners—or is it just a myth?
Jan 10, 2026In this episode, we take a realistic look at surfing Biarritz: its history, famous breaks, extreme tide sensitivity, and why it can feel welcoming and overwhelming at the same time. A practical guide to crowds, conditions, and who Biarritz really works for.
Duration: 00:04:39Hey Zuz, I'm confused: I've put on weight and lost my desire to surf
Jan 09, 2026In this Hey Zuz, I'm Confused episode, we talk about weight gain, motivation, stress, and why losing the desire to surf isn't about vanity—or failure. Just an honest look at how life, bodies, and surfing intersect, and why this kind of surf funk doesn't have to be permanent.
Duration: 00:04:06Surf news roundup: Surfing heals, surfboards go to printers, surfing stagnates, river surf is over
Jan 08, 2026In this surf news roundup, we talk about a surf therapy charity supporting a record number of young people, a startup betting on 3D-printed surfboards, a sharp essay asking whether surfing is actually progressing at all, and the latest blow in Munich's long-running battle to save its iconic river wave.
Duration: 00:05:46
What's a Simmons anyway?
Jan 07, 2026In this episode, we break down the board, the man behind it, and how Bob Simmons quietly shaped modern surfboard design. And why no one really liked him.
Duration: 00:06:46Will you get bitten by a shark this year?
Jan 06, 2026In this episode, we look at why shark stories suddenly feel everywhere, what the data actually says about risk, and how phones, social media, and coastal crowding fuel our collective Sharknado anxiety. The ocean is not out to get you, but your algorithm might be.
Duration: 00:04:41Surfing doesn't care about your goals—and that's absolutely fine
Jan 05, 2026In this episode, we talk about why surf progress isn't linear, why social media is a terrible surf coach, and why the one thing that actually works is also the hardest to do. Here's to your surf goals in 2026!
Duration: 00:05:15Sunday Surf Poem: A Surfing Memoir by Maggie
Jan 04, 2026The final Holiday Surf Snack #14 closes with a Sunday Surf Poem from the early '60s that captures why it's so easy to fall in love with surfing.
Duration: 00:01:12The surf bucket list
Jan 03, 2026Our Holiday Surf Snack #13 is all about surfers' ultimate bucket list waves. What's yours?
Duration: 00:01:47Hey Zuz, I'm confused: What if I didn't surf this year, I mean, last year?
Jan 02, 2026Holiday Surf Snack #12 in the style of Hey Zuz, I'm confused—what if you didn't surf last year?—and why that doesn't mean anything about the future.
Duration: 00:02:07The hard truths about starting to surf
Jan 01, 2026In our Holiday Surf Snack #11, we share beginner "wisdom" from big wave rider Laird Hamilton on what it really takes to start surfing. And when we say "wisdom", we mean "some uncomfortable truths".
Duration: 00:03:34Does wetsuit color matter?
Dec 31, 2025A New Year's Eve Surf Snack #10 questioning the idea that beginners should only wear black wetsuits—and what color psychology might actually have to do with surfing.
Duration: 00:02:19What's in the tail?
Dec 30, 2025Holiday Surf Snack #9 is exploring surfboard tail shapes, where their names come from, and how tails affect speed, hold, and turning.
Duration: 00:02:29The only surf books you'll need in 2026
Dec 29, 2025Holiday Surf Snack #8 with a deliberately short list of must-read surf books, because you should probably just go surfing instead.
Duration: 00:01:05Sunday Surf Poem: The Little Cowgirl and the Surfing Shark
Dec 28, 2025A Sunday Surf Poem featuring a whimsical children's poem about a little cowgirl and a surfing shark. Spoiler: he doesn't eat her.
Duration: 00:03:11How big is big? A wee tale of surf records.
Dec 27, 2025Holiday Surf Snack #6 is on the biggest waves ever surfed, why no one agrees on the numbers, and why Nazaré keeps rewriting the record books.
Duration: 00:02:43Who Wants To Be A Surf Millionaire?
Dec 26, 2025A Boxing Day Surf Snack #5 in the style of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, testing your surf trivia knowledge from goofy foot to Teahupoʻo. A lot of Teahupoʻo.
Duration: 00:05:45What Christmas looked like in ancient Hawaiʻi
Dec 25, 2025A festive Holiday Surf Snack #4 on Makahiki, the ancient Hawaiian season of peace and abundance that quietly overlaps with Christmas.
Duration: 00:01:29Impressing people with surf & ocean facts since 2025
Dec 24, 2025A rapid-fire Holiday Surf Snack #3 is packed with ocean facts, surf history, surf trivia, and just enough "wisdom" to make you the most fascinating person at the Christmas party.
Duration: 00:02:26Surf stuffs I like and already bought
Dec 23, 2025Holiday Surf Snack #2 is a quick walk through my favorite picks from the Wee Surf Shoppe—for last-minute gifting, browsing, or pure surf-stuff inspiration.
Duration: 00:02:58All I Want For Surfmas
Dec 22, 2025Holiday Surf Snack #1 is a quick, festive thought experiment: if you could wish for one surf-related gift this season, what would it be?
Duration: 00:01:58Sunday Surf Poem: Surf-boarding by Marion Strobel
Dec 21, 2025Sunday Surf Poem has arrived—and this week, it rhymes.
Today's poem is Surf-Boarding by Marion Strobel, a fiction writer, critic, and poet who served as an associate editor of Poetry magazine in the early 20th century. Was she a surfer? Hard to say. But either way, she's done a decent job. It certainly sounds like surfing.
Duration: 00:02:32Surfing Newquay (Yes, England)
Dec 20, 2025We've been reading about Kai Lenny charging Mullaghmore, but at The Wipeout Weekly we tend to prefer waves that aren't actively trying to kill us. So instead, we're heading south—to Newquay, Cornwall, the UK's surf capital.
In this episode, we talk about why Newquay became the heart of British surfing, what makes its coastline so reliable, when the best waves actually arrive, and how cold is really too cold.
Duration: 00:04:32Hey Zuz, I'm confused: Is surfing supposed to be a competitive sport
Dec 19, 2025Surf buddies. You love them, you loathe them, and you can't quite surf without them.
In this episode of Hey Zuz, I'm Confused, we tackle a familiar question: is surfing secretly competitive—and what do you do when your surf buddy starts feeling more like a rival than a teammate?
Duration: 00:03:32Surf news roundup: Santas surf, shark bites, Texas lagoons, EOS archives, and Point Breaks
Dec 18, 2025This week's surf news takes us from preservation to pop culture—and a few places in between.
The Encyclopedia of Surfing goes on hiatus as Matt Warshaw shifts full steam ahead into the EOS Archive, a massive, non-commercial effort to preserve surf history before it disappears. Point Break is somehow getting a TV series (yes, really). There's also a shark bite in Northern California—sobering, but firmly in perspective—plus the return of thousands of Surfing Santas in Cocoa Beach. And finally, Texas is getting a $200M surf lagoon, because of course it is.
Duration: 00:05:34The worst mistake you can make in surfing? Going halfway.
Dec 17, 2025No better time than the end of the year for a little surfing self-reflection.
In this episode, we look at a few of the most common mistakes we make in surfing—especially the ones we keep repeating. From hesitation to expecting progress to arrive neatly and on schedule, we're all guilty of them.
Duration: 00:07:28Step Into Liquid—the water's fine (a movie review)
Dec 16, 2025Our movie review segment continues—whoop whoop. Today: Step Into Liquid. The other surf. movie from the 200s.
Duration: 00:03:44Surfing can't fix shit
Dec 15, 2025I don't know how you're feeling this week, but a lot of the world isn't doing great. This episode isn't about fixing anything—it's about whether surfing can help, even a little.
Duration: 00:03:44Sunday Surf Poem: The Surf Rider
Dec 14, 2025This week's Sunday Surf Poem comes from the mysterious Jack Crawford Jr.—a poet we seemingly know nothing about, despite the poem's 1967 publication. The Surf Rider is vivid, mythic, and a little wild, capturing the gossamer balance between joy and danger in a single ride. Since the poet remains a ghost, we'll let the work speak for itself.
Duration: 00:03:44Surf spot spotlight: Uluwatu, Bali
Dec 13, 2025Uluwatu is one of surfing's most mythic destinations—towering cliffs, temple views, endless lefts, and a reef that has shaped generations of surf wanderlust. This episode walks you through Ulu's origins, its legendary sections like Outside Corner and Racetrack, its discovery in the early '70s, and its place in surf culture today.
Duration: 00:05:27Hey Zuz, I'm confused: Is it too soon to downsize my board?
Dec 12, 2025Every beginner hits this crossroads eventually: should I downsize my surfboard… and how do I even know if I'm ready? This week's we tackle the eternal question of how to figure out what a smaller board will actually give you. Turns out, the answer isn't universal—but it is deeply personal.
Duration: 00:04:45Surf news roundup: From Nazaré to Abu Dhabi to 500 sharks
Dec 11, 2025Surf news is taking us on a full lap around the globe this week—from a 13-year-old charging Nazaré, to a luxury Kelly Slater wave pool in the desert, to a lone surfer surrounded by 500 sharks in Australia. We're also looking at two Hawaii teens reshaping school surfing, and the growing South American movement to legally protect waves as cultural and ecological treasures.
Duration: 00:06:13Matt Warshaw Appreciation Week: From the pages of Maverick's
Dec 10, 2025Matt Warshaw Appreciation Week continues with a confession: I'm finally reading Maverick's—with an apostrophe—and I'm already obsessed. Today I share my favorite story (so far) from the book's legendary opening chapters.
Duration: 00:04:53Matt Warshaw Appreciation Week: The Mark Foo story
Dec 09, 2025Matt Warshaw Appreciation Week rolls on with one of my favorite EOS entries—and one of the most unsettling stories in surf history. Today we revisit the life and final ride of Mark Foo, as told through Warshaw's meticulous, unforgettable writing.
Duration: 00:07:05Matt Warshaw Appreciation Week: Felipe Pomar & the caballitos
Dec 08, 2025It's Matt Warshaw Appreciation Week! To kick things off, I'm talking about why the man behind History of Surfing and the Encyclopedia of Surfing matters so much—and why his new EOS Archive might become the Vatican Library of surf culture. Plus, we dive into one of my all-time favorite Warshaw stories: Felipe Pomar and the legendary caballitos.
Duration: 00:09:32Sunday Surf Poem: Elderly Surfer by Laurence Goldstein
Dec 07, 2025May we all live long enough to become the surfer in this week's Sunday Surf Poem.
Today we're reading "Elderly Surfer" by Laurence Goldstein—poet, editor, professor, and Los Angeles native who just might have picked up a board in his lifetime (no promises, but the man understood the rhythm).
Cloudbreak vs cloudbreak: A tale of food-themed reef breaks
Dec 06, 2025This week we dive into the beautiful, messy, political world of Cloudbreak — and cloudbreaks. Yep, lowercase and uppercase. One's a type of terrifying outer-reef wave; the other is Fiji's crown jewel left-hander, home to Shish Kebabs, 200-yard rides, and decades of surf drama.
Duration: 00:07:18Hey Zuz! I'm confused: Must I care where surfing came from?
Dec 05, 2025One of our readers hit me with the wildest question this week: Does it matter if I don't care about where surfing came from? Cue my dramatic gasp. In this episode, we talk about whether surf history and culture actually matter, why some surfers couldn't care less, and why that's…honestly fine.
Duration: 00:04:08Surf news roundup—Rocks fly. Lifeguards warn. Fiji goes $. Records fall. Eisbach collapses. Emily triumphs.
Dec 04, 2025This week's surf news is…a lot. A rock-throwing surfer in Tenerife, a lifeguard on the North Shore telling people they'll "come home in a box," Fiji potentially bringing back pay-to-surf rules, Munich's Eisbach collapsing, Dylan Graves breaking the world's weirdest Guinness Record, and a blind surfer who made Team USA in weeks. Not super uplifting—but very surfodrama.
Duration: 00:11:35Surf nazis? Absolutely not. Surf dogs? Absolutely yes.
Dec 03, 2025Today's episode was supposed to be about Nazi symbolism in surfing. Truly. But nobody needs that today. So instead, we pivoted— hard—into the complete opposite: surfing pets.
And not just any surfing pet. Meet Ricochet, the Golden Retriever who became the world's first "SURFice dog," surfing tandem with children with disabilities, veterans with PTSD, and anyone who needed her.
How to get better at surfing without surfing
Dec 02, 2025Wish you could magically improve at surfing in between sessions? Same. Until that spell exists, here are the 10 "surf" land sports. From panic paddling to lineup psychology to emotional regulation (yes, really), this episode breaks down exactly how to get better in the water…while you're very much on land.
Duration: 00:08:54The Endless Summer: The movie every surfer pretends they've watched
Dec 01, 2025Never seen The Endless Summer? Don't worry — after this episode, you'll be able to talk about it like you've watched it three times while wearing zinc and eating a cold musubi in the parking lot. We break down the iconic surf film, the characters, the myth-making, the filmmaking chaos, the $50 round-the-world ticket hack, and the controversy over whether it's even a documentary. Basically: a pocket-sized surf history lesson you can drop into the lineup the next time someone quotes Bruce Brown.
Duration: 00:05:30Sunday Surf Poem–Hurricane Warning: Surfers by Peter Makuck
Nov 30, 2025This week's Sunday Surf Poem is "Hurricane Warning: Surfers" by Peter Makuck, first published in 1998. According to Wikipedia, Makuck's work often explores epiphany, grace, and the beauty that reveals itself in moments of danger. Let's find out if that's true.
Duration: 00:04:22Why Waimea still scares the absolute shit out of everyone
Nov 29, 2025Today we're heading to Waimea Bay—the wave that built big wave surfing. From the meaning behind its name to why it barely breaks, from the infamous Woody Brown and Dickie Cross story to Greg Noll's historic 1957 drop. What a ride!
Duration: 00:04:57Hey Zuz, I'm confused: Who gets the spot after a breakup?
Nov 28, 2025A reader asks who "gets" the surf spot after a breakup. Who knows for sure?! But let's talk through some unwritten rules, and how to protect your peace when the lineup suddenly feels complicated.
Duration: 00:03:47Surfsgiving: Surf news sucks–so we're reading "Gidget"
Nov 27, 2025After reviewing the week's surf news, I made an executive Surfsgiving decision: absolutely not. The headlines are all tragedy, and it's Thanksgiving. So instead, I'm taking us back to the charm of Frederick Kohner's Gidget, the book that sparked a surf cultural revolution.
Duration: 00:04:04Surfsgiving: How a Fatty kicked off the next chapter for The Wipeout Weekly
Nov 26, 2025This Surfsgiving, I'm thankful for the unexpected spark behind what's coming next for The Wipeout Weekly. In this episode, I share the story behind "Fatty," the name that somehow followed me from my branding days into my surf life—and is now inspiring what comes next for The Wipeout Weekly. I talk about how a random hat, a beloved nickname, and a few offhand "I love your hat" comments turned into the beginnings of the Wee Surf Shoppe, a curated corner of surf gear and fun that launches soon. A little backstory, a little gratitude, and a hint of wh...
Duration: 00:09:42Surfsgiving: The keeper of surf memory and his take on ancient Hawaiian surfing
Nov 25, 2025A short Surfsgiving episode honoring Matt Warshaw and revisiting his story about surfing's ancient Hawaiian beginnings.
Duration: 00:05:24Surfsgiving: The surfers who shaped
Nov 24, 2025No one is listening to podcasts this week—unless they're hiding from family chaos over Thanksgiving. So instead of taking time off, we're doing something different: an episode of pure gratitude. Today, we're talking about the surfers we're thankful for. The legends who shaped the sport, defined the culture, and—whether you know it or not—shaped your surf life too.
Duration: 00:04:22Sunday Surf Poem: First Wave by Zoe Bonik
Nov 23, 2025There aren't many surfer poets—but we found another one. This early piece by Zoe Bonik captures the magic of a first wave with wide eyes, salty spray, and a world‑conquering stoke.
Duration: 00:02:40Let me introduce you to Rincon, Malibu's little, colder sister
Nov 22, 2025This episode is all about Rincon—the so-called "Queen of the Coast" and Malibu's chilly, iconic sister. With three linked sections (Indicator, Rivermouth, and the legendary Cove), Rincon offers long, peeling rights that can stretch up to 500 yards on a good day. We get into its surfable magic, history (including the dream that sparked a big-wave board design), best season to go, and yes—the slightly gross part: sewage spills. Come for the dolphins, stay for the hypnotic rides… but maybe check the water quality first.
Duration: 00:06:10Hey Zuz, I'm confused: What if I am not Winter Surfer?
Nov 21, 2025What happens if winter surfing just… isn't your thing? This episode tackles a reader's honest question: are you still a surfer if you sit out the colder months? We share own SoCal winter funk, explores why cold water surfing isn't for everyone (hint: it costs more, takes longer, and drying gloves is a nightmare), and reminds us that taking a break doesn't make you any less of a surfer. From wetsuit rituals to cozy post-surf pints, this one's for anyone feeling the seasonal shift.
Duration: 00:04:00Surf news roundup - a bumper edition
Nov 20, 2025
It's a bumper edition of the surf news roundup—because not everything making waves this week is strictly surf-related, but it all matters. From free surf lessons in Waikiki thanks to a grassroots crew, to 40-foot Nazaré bombs captured on film, to Florida's massive coral baby boom (yes, that's a thing), we've got your weekly dose of stoke and surprise. Carissa Moore announces her return to the WSL tour, a shark bite story turns into a medical miracle, and U.S. Ski & Snowboard finally drops its bizarre bid to control Olympic surfing. It's chaotic, inspiring, and a little weird—just...
Duration: 00:08:48How on earth do we measure waves?
Nov 19, 2025Let's talk about measuring waves—and before you roll your eyes, know this: people's pride, paychecks, and world records are all riding on these numbers.
In this episode, we dive into the mess (and mystery) of how we measure waves in surfing—from Garrett McNamara's 100-foot claims to why Surfline said it'd be 1–2 feet and it was double that.
Duration: 00:07:39Why won't you just wear a helmet?
Nov 18, 2025I didn't see this coming—but here we are. Surf helmets are making waves (yep, I said it), from Shark Tank investments to young chargers at Pipeline strapping in after near-death wipeouts.
In this episode, we dive into what's on your head—or not—when you paddle out. From helmet history and injury prevention to kook stigma and the surprisingly complicated world of surf helmet sizing, this is your no-hype, no-filler guide to whether the helmet revolution is headed for your lineup.
Duration: 00:08:02Word of the Week: Tow surfing (a.k.a. that thing we'll probably never do)
Nov 17, 2025This week's word of the week is less "word" and more "wild concept": tow surfing. You know—the kind of surfing that involves a jet ski, a rope, and a wave the size of a five-story building.
Duration: 00:05:48Sunday Surf Poem: "Dover Beach" by Matthew Arnold
Nov 16, 2025Couldn't find the perfect surf poem this week? No problem—we're going old school. Like really old school.
This week's Sunday Surf Poem is "Dover Beach" by Matthew Arnold, a classic of the sea from the 1800s. No, Arnold wasn't a surfer. But he was a guy standing at a window, staring out across the English Channel, letting the sound of waves trigger a deep spiral into faith, disillusionment, longing, and love.
Duration: 00:04:43Teahupoʻo: The wave that shouldn't be surfed
Nov 15, 2025This week, we take you to the end of the road. Literally.
Teahupoʻo—pronounced cho-poo—is one of the most dangerous waves in the world. Known as the "place of broken heads," this Tahitian reef break doesn't just barrel—it mutates. It folds over itself like a collapsing building made of water. And it breaks over live coral sitting just 20 inches beneath the surface.
This episode covers the mythology, the science, and the stories that made Teahupoʻo legendary—from Laird Hamilton's Millennium Wave to the infamous Code Red swell that shut down the contest sc...
Duration: 00:06:03Hey Zuz, I'm confused: Am I too friendly for the lineup?
Nov 14, 2025One of our unofficial taglines is "normalize smiling in the lineup"—and that's exactly what this Hey Zuz, I'm Confused is all about.
What happens when you paddle out with good vibes and kind words… and get met with cold stares and zero eye contact? This week's listener wants to know: Does being friendly in the surf actually make you a target?
Duration: 00:03:35Shark punched. Watermen inducted. Mavericks swells. Alyssa hat-tricks.
Nov 13, 2025This week's surf news roundup takes us to Australia, Hawaiʻi, Northern California, and Florida.
In Western Australia, a 61-year-old surfer survives a shark attack by punching it in the face. In Hawaiʻi, four legendary ocean athletes are inducted into the Waterman Hall of Fame. NorCal sees the first proper Maverick's swell of the season—40-foot faces, snapped boards, and one very determined 19-year-old. And over in Florida, Alyssa Spencer becomes the first surfer to win the Super Girl Surf Pro three times.
Duration: 00:05:00We now know how to paddle like a pro
Nov 12, 2025Is it possible to paddle like a pro without training like one? Maybe—especially now that science has receipts.
In this episode, we break down a brand-new study out of Australia that strapped motion sensors to elite surfers to find out exactly what separates their paddle stroke from the rest of us flailing mortals. Spoiler: it's not brute strength.
Duration: 00:04:52The biggest mistake beginner surfers make (and it's definitely not what you think)
Nov 11, 2025Surfer Mag says there are 8 beginner mistakes. We say… Gimme a break. In this episode, we break down why beginner surf advice is often so off—especially when it's written by people who haven't been beginners in decades.
We're not here to nitpick whether your back foot is too far back or whether your pop-up is "fast enough." We're here to talk about the one mistake that actually matters: going into surfing with your eyes closed and believing everything you read online. That's where it all goes sideways.
Duration: 00:05:10
Gidget: The girl who surfed into Hollywood and changed surfing forever
Nov 10, 2025You may not have seen Gidget—but without her, surfing as we know it wouldn't exist. In this episode, we dive into the unlikely true story behind the original surf girl icon: Kathy Kohner, a 15-year-old from Brentwood who surfed Malibu in the 1950s, told her dad all about it... and inspired a book, a movie, a TV show, a comic series, and a full-on cultural wave. You're living in the post-Gidget world, it matters!
Duration: 00:07:35
Sunday Surf Poem: Time Surfers by John Reilly
Nov 09, 2025This week's Sunday Poem takes us to the shorelines of New England, where time, patience, and the art of wave-watching blur into poetry. Time Surfers by John Reilly captures the quiet anticipation of surfers waiting for the perfect moment—and the poignant reflection of what it means to miss or seize it.
Duration: 00:01:56What if I told you cold water surfing is better than drugs?
Nov 08, 2025What if I told you cold-water surfing is better than drugs? And by cold, we mean below 60°F (16°C). Today, we dive into why winter waves might actually be the best waves—and why that freezing paddle-out could leave you buzzing for hours.
Duration: 00:05:06Hey Zuz! I'm confused: Why is everyone yelling at me?
Nov 07, 2025A beginner surfer is doing everything right… or are they? After a string of bad vibes, stink eyes, and even one board shove, they're wondering: why is everyone yelling at me?
What could possibly be happening here?!
Duration: 00:05:21Girl backflips. Boards fly free. Dolphins crash a comp. Wave pools rise East and West.
Nov 06, 2025This week's surf news roundup is a total hodgepodge—but mostly good vibes. From Sierra Kerr's jaw-dropping backflip to major airline wins for traveling surfers, plus: dolphins crash a longboard contest at Rincon, and the East and West Coasts go all in on wave pools.
Duration: 00:05:07Why is surfing so bloody tiring—and how to make it less so
Nov 05, 2025I surfed 5 days out of 7 and ended up feeling stoned off—and then had to nap like a toddler. If you're also wondering why surfing makes you so bloody tired, this episode is for you. We have some ideas how to make it less so.
Duration: 00:06:09Your wetsuit stinks, but it doesn't have to stink so bad
Nov 04, 2025Your wetsuit stinks? Welcome to the club. Neoprene: the miracle that keeps us warm—and smells like a wet dog after one too many surfs. In this episode, we talk about why wetsuits get so rank (hint: it's you, it's the ocean, and yes, it's also pee), what actually helps with the stink, and how to clean and dry your suit without destroying it.
Duration: 00:04:39Tombstoning is scary as hell
Nov 03, 2025Spooky season may be over, but this week's word is scary as hell We're talking tombstoning—that eerie moment when a surfboard sticks straight up out of the water like a gravestone, signaling a surfer is still being held down beneath the surface.
In this episode, we break down what causes a tombstone wipeout, why it's such a serious sign in heavy surf, and what to do if you see one in the lineup.
Duration: 00:03:54Sunday Surf Poem: Surf-Casting by W.S. Merwin
Nov 02, 2025Is this a poem about surfing? Not exactly. But maybe that's what makes it perfect.
This week's Sunday Surf Poem is Surf-Casting by W.S. Merwin—an American poet who spent decades living simply on Maui's north shore, restoring a palm forest and writing haunting, unpunctuated verse.
Duration: 00:02:47Word of the week: Beach boys or beachboys
Nov 01, 2025This week's Word of the Week is: beach boys. You've probably heard the term if you've ever been to Waikīkī—but do you know where it really came from?
We're diving into the fascinating (and sometimes scandalous) history of Hawai'i's original surf instructors, lifeguards, and aloha spirit curators.
Duration: 00:04:05Hey Zuz! I am confused. My family doesn't want me to surf.
Oct 31, 2025What do you do when your family doesn't want you to surf?
In this episode of Hey Zuz, I'm Confused, we tackle probably the hardest question we've ever received—from an 18-year-old who wants to surf but is facing a hard no from their parents.
Is it fear? Cultural pressure? Safety concerns? We unpack it all without the internet's usual "just do you" energy.
Duration: 00:04:37This week's surf news: Surfer a-holes. Surfer heroes. Surfboard absconds. China surfs. Witches rule.
Oct 30, 2025This week's surf news has it all: a surf comp postponed after teen girls were harassed in Scotland, a heroic surf rescue in Oceanside, and a surfboard that floated across the Tasman Sea. Also in the mix: China's first surf-themed mega resort opens in Hainan, and a coven of paddleboarding witches casts good vibes across Wisconsin.
Duration: 00:06:02You're a surfer. You can swim good, right?
Oct 29, 2025Ever wondered how well you need to swim to surf? In today's episode, we dive into one of the most overlooked but critical questions in beginner surfing. From the myth of "you'll be fine in waist-deep water" to the real risks of wipeouts, rip currents, and leashless boards, we talk about what "water competence" actually means. I share why I skipped my first surf lesson in Malibu, what lifeguards recommend, and how even strong swimmers can struggle in the ocean.
Duration: 00:05:11Conversation: We belong in the ocean with Tiffany Barwick aka Midlife Surfista
Oct 28, 2025Tiffany Barwick, also known as Midlife Surfista on socials is a self-described fully stoked "begin-termediate" surfer based in the San Francisco Bay Area, who began learning to surf at 40 years old, just two years ago. Among many other things, we talk about her lack of fear of the ocean, tackling the more unusual obstacles to learning to surf, and why Tiffany keeps coming back to the Big Wave Risk Assessment Group meets.
Duration: 01:13:43What on earth are glassed-in fins?
Oct 27, 2025Before plug-in fins, there were glass-ons—clean, sleek, and permanently part of the board. This episode dives into the history of glassed-in fins, how they shaped modern surfing, and why some surfers still swear by them.
Duration: 00:04:21Sunday Surf Poem: Rise and Shine by by Jean-Baptiste Mognetti
Oct 26, 2025
This week's Sunday Surf Poem comes from French surfer‑academic Jean‑Baptiste Mognetti and his piece Rise and Shine, first published in The Inertia. We don't quite get it, but you might.
Duration: 00:02:42
Hey Zuz, I am confused. My new board (I now have 6) sucks
Oct 25, 2025Like this never happened to you. You fell out of love with your surfboard on day two and regretted it ever since. This episode dives into why new board might feel all wrong and why having six boards doesn't mean you've "figured it out". We do get real though.
Duration: 00:05:48So you wanna be a local?
Oct 24, 2025Becoming a local isn't about your zip code—it's about your surf attendance record. In this episode, we unpack what it really takes to become a local at your surf break (spoiler: it's not about living two blocks from the beach). From building trust in the lineup to the politics of localism, we explore why being a familiar face matters—and whether it's even worth chasing. Plus, a few warm-fuzzy stories that suggest the tide may be turning in the lineup, one friendly nod at a time.
Duration: 00:07:13This week's surf news: Hawai'i wants Olympic dough. Arizona goes full send. Save the Waves summits. Otters attack.
Oct 23, 2025What do Olympic surf teams, economic development boards, and rogue sea otters have in common? This week's surf news!
Hawai'i wants in on the Olympic action — Officials are inviting national teams to train on the islands ahead of LA 2028.
Save the Waves Summit — What coastal protection looks like in 2025, and how surf ecosystems are becoming everyone's business.
Arizona goes full send — A surf/skate/music festival is coming to the desert, because of course it is.
Otter 841's spiritual successor? — A Santa Cruz sea otter commandeers a surfboard and refuses to leave.
Duration: 00:10:34Weekly pop-up returns: How to deal with the back knee issue
Oct 22, 2025We haven't done a Weekly Popup segment in a while—but this one's worth it. We return with a game-changing tip: stop obsessing over the pop-up, and start focusing on just one thing. For her, it was a 45° takeoff. The result? Her brain chilled out, the pop-up happened faster (still clumsy, let's be real), and it was actually fun.
Also: a Reddit user delivers the best-ever breakdown of why so many of us land on our back knee. Spoiler alert: it's not your mobility. It's your eyes. This one is gold. If you struggle with slow, knee-denting pop...
Duration: 00:06:20So you wanna be an aerialist?
Oct 21, 2025Ever wanted to become a serial aerialist? We're going airborne in this episode, tracing the flight path of aerial surfing (going full Top Gun, here)—from its skatepark origins to today's jaw-dropping surf maneuvers. We unpack what an air actually is, why it didn't take off until the '90s, and how a once-mocked trick became a high-performance art form. Plus some fun names: flying squirrels, stalefish, and madonna.
Duration: 00:06:03Over the falls off we go
Oct 20, 2025It's the wipeout we all fear: when the wave doesn't just reject you—it launches you.
In this episode, we dive into the brutal surf lingo term "over the falls" (also known as getting sucked over). It's when a surfer gets pitched with the lip of the wave, flipping head over heels straight into the wave's detonating core.
Duration: 00:02:55Hey Zuz, I am confused: Worst. Surf Retreat. Ever.
Oct 18, 2025"I thought I did all the research… but it was awful."
In this episode, we read a listener letter about a surf retreat from hell: long drives to the break, underwhelming instruction, bad food, and that awful feeling of being the odd one out. We've all been there—or worried we might.
Duration: 00:03:55The Wedge: California's accidental beast of a wave
Oct 17, 2025One of California's most brutal waves? Never meant to exist. Never meant to be surfed. And yet… here it is. Welcome to The Wedge.
In this episode, we explore how a tragic drowning, a 2,000-foot jetty, and some very unlucky wave physics gave birth to one of the most violent, bone-breaking surf spots in the world—Newport Beach's infamous Wedge.
Duration: 00:04:59Surfing news roundup 10/16/2025 - Nor'easters, 14-year-old pros, and bachelorette surf trips
Oct 16, 2025Not all surf news makes the cut. Some of it is just… meh. But not this week.
We've got a jam-packed roundup featuring:
Nor'easter madness on the East Coast, where 10–15 foot waves hit NYC and surfers paddled out into the slop like storm-chasing sea gremlins
Tya Zebrowski, a 14-year-old phenom who just qualified for the WSL Championship Tour (Teahupo'o at age 8? Okay then)
Surfing bachelorettes, because hangovers are out and Costa Rica is in—wellness is the new wild
Kai Lenny's secret slab discovery in El Salvador, described as "Mundak...
Duration: 00:07:05Sunday Surf Poem: The Source by Reaper
Oct 15, 2025This one feels like it'll ring true for many of us—the awe, the nerves, the shimmer of it all. It's called "The Source" by Reaper, a poet in his twenties from South Africa, written back in 2018.
Duration: 00:01:55When is it too dirty to go out?
Oct 15, 2025Let's talk dirty—ocean dirty. In this episode, we shift from the muddy rivers of bore surfing to something a little closer to home: the water quality at your local surf break. When is it actually too gross to paddle out? What's lurking in that post-rain runoff? And why does it feel like everyone's suddenly surfing with pink eye?
Duration: 00:05:45Bored of surfing? Try bore surfing.
Oct 14, 2025"I'm bored of surfing in the ocean," said no one ever. But let's entertain the weird and wonderful anyway. In this episode, we take a detour from the sea and dive (well, paddle) into the strange world of bore surfing—where waves charge up rivers, not toward the shore. These rare tidal bores happen in only a handful of places on Earth and can deliver the longest wave rides imaginable—up to an hour long. Yes, seriously.
Duration: 00:08:28Ever been scorpioned?
Oct 13, 2025You've heard of the yard sale, the ragdoll, maybe even the log doll. But have you met the scorpion? In this episode, we dive into one of the most iconic (and painful) surf wipeouts—what it is, why it hurts, and how to recover if you find yourself folded like a pretzel. Whether you're a seasoned scorpion survivor or hoping to avoid your first one, this one's for your spine.
Duration: 00:02:59Sunday Surf Poem: Surfers by Deb Jones
Oct 12, 2025Sunday Surf Poem is back and this week we're featuring Surfers by Deborah Jones, a reflective piece that captures the quiet solitude, decisions, and presence of the lineup. Whether Deb is a surfer or simply an observer remains a mystery — which makes this poem even more layered. Tune in for a reading and a quick reflection on what it means to wait for the next wave.
Duration: 00:02:55Hey Zuz, I am confused: Am I too needy?
Oct 11, 2025This one's for the quietly needy among us (hi, hello, it's me too). A reader wrote in to ask: "Am I too needy for wanting a surf buddy who actually cheers me on?"
In today's episode, I offer a not-at-all-clinically-sound but fully human response. We talk about praise, progress, and the power of a single "you got this!" in the lineup.
Because sometimes, all we need is someone to say, "You're doing okay."
Duration: 00:04:59How Peri became the "Queen of the Microwaves" at 65
Oct 10, 2025Meet Peri, a 65‑year‑old beginner surfer who overcame nerve damage, ocean fears, and a lifetime away from the waves to become the self‑proclaimed "Queen of the Microwaves." In this episode, she shares how she slowly retrained her body and mind to handle the ocean, found healing and joy in tiny waves, and built a surf life—and quiver—with her husband Don. It's a story about patience, resilience, and discovering passion at any age.
Duration: 00:09:28Surfing news roundup 10/09/2025 - Whales are awesome, seals are a-holes and Zoe goes to The Eddie
Oct 09, 2025Riding Giants is why I surf
Oct 08, 2025Before I ever paddled for a wave, I fell in love with surfing on my couch in North London—thanks to Riding Giants. This episode is a love letter (with some minor gripes) to Stacy Peralta's iconic 2004 documentary about big wave surfing. We revisit the legends it profiles, the history it glosses over, and why it changed my life.
Duration: 00:06:35Hydrofoiling...is it even surfing?
Oct 07, 2025There was a guy at my local break recently zooming around on what I can only describe as "not a surfboard, doesn't belong here". That encounter led me down a little rabbit hole: what even is hydrofoiling? And how did it become the next big thing in water sports?
In this episode, we look at the evolution of foiling — from early boat experiments to modern efoils — and how it intersects (or doesn't) with surfing. Spoiler: I have opinions.
Duration: 00:05:29Soul arch, and can you be a soul surfer with a mortgage?
Oct 06, 2025This week's word is soul arch—a chest-thrusting flex you rarely see in the wild anymore. But since it's too short for a full episode, we're throwing in soul surfing for free.
We dive into the philosophy, the contradictions, and the counterculture. No, this episode is not about Soul Surfer the movie. You're welcome.
Duration: 00:05:14Sunday Surf Poem: Speechless by Curly Steve
Oct 05, 2025A poetic love letter to the ocean. This week's Sunday Surf Poem is "Speechless" by Curly Steve.
Duration: 00:04:42Hey Zuz, I am confused: Was it a surf scam?
Oct 04, 2025In today's listener story, a beginner surfer swaps boards with a friend, gets into a minor collision, offers to pay for the dings… and is left wondering if she got scammed, shamed, or just seriously unlucky.
We talk about board swaps, etiquette, damage drama, and how one weird surf interaction can make you want to quit entirely. (Spoiler: you shouldn't.)
Duration: 00:03:43