Almost Classic Movies
By: Almost Classic Movies
Language: en-us
Categories: Tv, Film, History, Reviews
Welcome to Almost Classic Movies, the podcast where two movie fans talk about movies. From epic adventures like Lord of the Rings to iconic comedies like Wayne's World and Ferris Bueller's Day Off, we explore a blend of almost classics, cult favorites, seasonal gems, and even actual classics. ("Almost Classic Movies" is frankly just a catchy title that riffs off a particular TV program). It's just two friends talking movies—one loves production trivia, while the other enjoys simply watching and soaking in the story. We strive for evergreen content, so you can pick an episode anywhere and dive right in...
Episodes
The Italian Job (2003) is A Fantastic Fast and Furious Movie
Jan 08, 2026Send us a text
The Italian Job (2003) is often remembered as a slick, early-2000s action movie packed with Mini Coopers and car chases—but there’s more going on under the hood. In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Don revisit the film to unpack why it still works as a heist movie, how it subverts common caper tropes, and why its focus on competence, planning, and non-lethal revenge gives it lasting appeal.
From standout ensemble casting to practical stunt work and a surprisingly disciplined script, this episode explores what make...
Duration: 00:56:12Why Maverick Is a Perfect Popcorn Western (And Still Works Today)
Jan 01, 2026Send us a text
Poker in the desert. A riverboat full of con artists. And Mel Gibson at peak charm.
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Don revisit Maverick (1994), the self-aware Western comedy starring Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster, and James Garner. What starts as a simple poker tournament quickly becomes a layered game of cons, reversals, and playful deception that reminds us why movies can still just be fun.
The hosts break down why Maverick works so well, how its tone separates it from darker Westerns...
Duration: 00:57:15The Muppet Christmas Carol: Cozy, Creepy, and Way Deeper Than You Remember
Dec 25, 2025Send us a text
The Muppet Christmas Carol is often remembered as cozy, musical, and kid-friendly — but beneath the felt and jokes is one of the darker, more faithful adaptations of Dickens’ original story.
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald revisit the film with fresh eyes, breaking down why Michael Caine’s performance grounds the movie, where the adaptation succeeds, and where it quietly undermines its own emotional stakes. From ghost lore and missing character beats to structural issues baked into every version of A Christmas Carol, this conversation goes far beyond...
Duration: 01:00:29Why the Star Wars Holiday Special Is the Most Infamous TV Event Ever Made
Dec 18, 2025Send us a text
The Star Wars Holiday Special is infamous for a reason. In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon, Dan, and Donald subject themselves to one of the most baffling television experiments ever broadcast. What was meant to be a festive Star Wars event turned into a surreal variety show filled with awkward musical numbers, untranslated Wookiee dialogue, and creative decisions that still confuse fans decades later.
We break down what went wrong, what (barely) worked, and why this one-time TV special remains a cautionary tale in franchise history.
<... Duration: 01:51:50Is “The Santa Clause” Actually Good? A Deep Dive Into 90s Holiday Cinema
Dec 11, 2025Send us a text
This week, Jon and Donald unwrap The Santa Clause and everything that makes it a quintessential (and unexpectedly weird) 90s Christmas movie. From Tim Allen’s smooth-brain dad energy to the surprisingly dark early script drafts, the guys break down what still works, what doesn’t, and why this movie feels completely different when you watch it as a parent.
They analyze the film’s timeline problem, the custody battle dynamics, the underrated brilliance of Bernard the Elf, and how Disney almost made Santa get shot off the roof. Yes, really.
I...
Duration: 01:11:15Home Alone - Is it a Christmas Classic?
Dec 04, 2025Send us a text
In this festive episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald dive into Home Alone — a film both iconic and slightly bewildering when viewed through grown-up eyes. They unpack childhood fears (like sprinting up the basement stairs), booby-trap physics that defy medical reality, the unmatched presence of Joe Pesci, and whether Home Alone truly deserves its status as a quintessential Christmas film.
From John Hughes’ teen-energy writing style to Chris Columbus’ warm, almost mystical visual tone, the hosts explore why this odd pairing somehow works. They also admit what many people hesita...
Duration: 00:52:05The Wizard of Oz - What's Behind the Curtain?
Nov 27, 2025Send us a text
This week on Almost Classic Movies, we revisit one of the most iconic films ever made: The Wizard of Oz. Your hosts take a fresh look at the movie’s history, craft, and legacy—without giving away the moments that make it special.
In This Episode:
Watching The Wizard of Oz today: what holds up and what surprisesHow casting shaped the film’s toneThe impact of Technicolor and early effectsWorld-building choices that set the film apartMemorable musical moments and their influenceStrange, fascinating production storiesWhy the fi... Duration: 01:16:21Wicked: Oz Lore, Flying Monkey Horror & Glinda’s PR Strategy
Nov 21, 2025Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald dive broom-first into Wicked (Part 1) — the movie adaptation based on the Broadway powerhouse musical. They unpack why the film is both visually stunning and emotionally frustrating, discuss questionable choreography ("Camp Rock flashbacks"), and debate whether Glinda and Elphaba’s friendship was ever real… or just one long manipulation with good lighting.
You’ll also hear:
How the movie’s box office success was driven by theater nerd powerWhy the missing red brick road swirl triggered Donald’s continuity rageJon’s wi... Duration: 01:07:40Is “The Running Man” Still Running in 2025?
Nov 13, 2025Send us a text
In this episode, Jon, Don, and Editor Dan sit down to revisit The Running Man (1987), Arnold Schwarzenegger’s dystopian game-show-meets-gladiator spectacle that somehow predicted 2017 better than anyone expected. The trio breaks down Arnold’s peak-era one-liners, Richard Dawson’s shockingly good villain performance, and why late-80s action movies were legally required to be unhinged.
The conversation widens into the film’s political undertones, media manipulation, the blur between entertainment and propaganda, and how much of the movie’s “future” looks uncomfortably familiar today. Along the way, expect detours into Physical: 100, Drake Bell’s le...
Duration: 01:25:27The Apprentice - The Shocking Trump Story They Tried to Ban!
Nov 06, 2025Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald dissect The Apprentice — a provocative biopic tracing Donald Trump’s transformation from ambitious New York builder to cultural icon. With a blend of dark satire and political restraint, the hosts explore how mentorship, ego, and media manipulation intersect in the film’s portrait of Trump and his infamous advisor, Roy Cohn.
They unpack Sebastian Stan’s unnerving performance, Jeremy Strong’s haunting portrayal of Cohn, and how the movie blurs the line between political commentary and psychological study. Along the way, Jon and Do...
Duration: 01:34:46The Nightmare Before Christmas - Does It Still Hold Up?
Oct 30, 2025Send us a text
In this Halloween-meets-Christmas episode, Jon and Donald tackle one of the most iconic stop-motion films ever made: The Nightmare Before Christmas. From Jack Skellington’s existential boredom to Oogie Boogie’s degenerate gambling habits, they unpack the film’s twisted charm, timeless animation, and odd moral compass.
The hosts debate lore inconsistencies (How do the holiday doors even work?), the unsettling obsession with capital punishment, and why the movie’s musical diction makes Jon wince. Donald confesses it’s his first full viewing—and delivers some hilarious first impressions about Lock, Shock, and B...
Duration: 01:05:26Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) — Does Nostalgia Still Work 36 Years Later?
Oct 23, 2025Send us a text
Jon and Donald dive headfirst into Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)—Tim Burton’s long-awaited sequel to the 1988 cult classic. Thirty-six years later, the ghost with the most is back, and the hosts debate whether the chaos, nostalgia, and practical effects deliver a worthy return… or just a messy séance of the past.
From generational ghost stories to plotline overload, this episode unpacks it all:
The tangled web of Lydia, Astrid, and BeetlejuiceWhy Michael Keaton still owns the role (and Willem Dafoe steals the show)How Burton balances legacy and lunacyAnd why Bob mig... Duration: 00:51:01Beetlejuice (1988) - Practical Effects and Pure Chaos
Oct 16, 2025Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald kick off spooky season with Tim Burton’s 1988 masterpiece, Beetlejuice. The hosts dive deep into the movie’s strange charm—where the macabre meets the hilarious—and unpack what makes it such a beloved cult classic.
They debate whether being an exterminator counts as “a trade,” discuss how Beetlejuice may have unfairly tarnished the profession, and marvel at the wild practical effects that define Burton’s world. Along the way, they revisit the film’s gothic aesthetic, its unforgettable cast, and Michael Keaton’s...
Duration: 01:12:35Tron: Legacy Revisited – Neon, Daft Punk & Disney’s Sci-Fi Gamble
Oct 09, 2025Send us a text
Neon grids, Daft Punk beats, and some questionable CGI Jeff Bridges — this week we dive into Disney’s Tron: Legacy (2010). Jon and Donald are joined again by fan-favorite Editor Dan for a wild ride through the Grid, complete with light cycles, disc battles, and theology that somehow feels like “bad Christian mythology” wrapped in a Mickey Mouse glow.
The trio debates whether the movie is underrated or just a product of its 2010 vibes, explores Joseph Kosinski’s rise from commercials to Top Gun: Maverick, and breaks down the world-building that makes Legacy sta...
Duration: 01:49:24Tron (1982) - Is It Cheating with CGI?
Oct 02, 2025Send us a text
Grab your light disc and step inside the grid as Jon and Donald revisit Tron (1982)—Disney’s groundbreaking cult classic that fused early CGI with a video-game aesthetic decades ahead of its time. From arcade nostalgia to AI paranoia, this episode explores why Tron still sparks debate about technology, storytelling, and the future of digital worlds.
We dive deep into:
First Impressions & Ratings: How the film’s visuals wowed audiences in 1982 and where the script still falls short.World-Building vs. Missed Potential: Why Disney’s digita... Duration: 01:27:19Magic Mike XXL Road Trip Chaos
Sep 25, 2025Send us a text
The Almost Classic Movies crew is back with an oversized episode on Magic Mike XXL.
Daniel crashes the show with a surprise beer tasting, a Big Mac challenge, and a lightning round of “Hot Takes” that call out everything from Hamilton to fast food habits.
Jon and Donald debate classic vs. flaccid ratings, share personal movie hot takes, and break down why this sequel delivers more heart and better dance sequences than the original. From unexpected drag club dance battles to discussions about toxic masculinity (or the lack of it), t...
Duration: 02:04:27Almost Famous: Almost as cult-classic as Spinal Tap?
Sep 18, 2025Send us a text
Jon and Donald dive into Almost Famous—Cameron Crowe’s semi-autobiographical love letter to 1970s rock journalism. They break down William Miller’s coming-of-age journey, the chaos of touring with a rising band, and the bittersweet lessons behind fame, love, and loyalty. Along the way they debate the difference between groupies and “Band-Aids,” share wild payphone stories, compare Cleveland’s food scene to New York, and confess the movies they still haven’t seen (Scott Pilgrim, anyone?).
What You’ll Hear in This Episode
🎸 Plot & Character Deep Dive – From Wil... Duration: 01:15:15This Is Spinal Tap! Does it still go to 11?
Sep 11, 2025Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald crank the dial all the way up to 11 as they dive into Rob Reiner’s cult classic This Is Spinal Tap. With the long-awaited sequel on the horizon, the duo revisits the original mockumentary to unpack its satire, absurd stage mishaps, and enduring influence on rock culture.
From the infamous Stonehenge debacle to the amps that “go to 11,” Jon and Donald explore why the film still resonates with musicians and movie fans alike. They share behind-the-scenes trivia, debate whether Spinal Tap deserv...
Duration: 00:51:21Doctor Sleep: The Shining Sequel We Wanted… or Just Supernatural Fanfiction?
Sep 04, 2025Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald dive into Doctor Sleep (2019) — the ambitious sequel to The Shining.
They kick things off with a listener comment on their Encanto hot takes, sparking a side discussion about pop music, lyrical depth, and Sabrina Carpenter’s evolution. From there, they transition into Stephen King territory, comparing Doctor Sleep to classics like The Green Mile and The Stand, and asking whether Mike Flanagan’s adaptation leans more toward supernatural thriller or character study.
Highlights include:
🌟 Jon and Donald’s... Duration: 01:17:43Bonus Episode: Movie Q&A, Comfort Flicks, and Hot Takes
Sep 04, 2025Send us a text
In this bonus episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald step away from their usual film deep dives for a candid Q&A mailbag session. From favorite comfort movies to hot takes on overrated films, this episode is packed with laughter, nostalgia, and some surprisingly heartfelt movie memories.
What You’ll Hear in This Episode:
🎥 All-time favorite films — why Casablanca and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off top the list.🍿 Comfort movies that never fail — Back to the Future, Empire Strikes Back... Duration: 01:13:19The Shining - Hidden Ties to CIA Mind Control Experiments?
Aug 28, 2025Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald dive deep into Stanley Kubrick’s chilling masterpiece, The Shining.
From Danny’s eerie “redrum” visions to Jack Nicholson’s descent into madness, the hosts unpack why this film blurs the line between psychological thriller and horror. They debate whether the Overlook Hotel is haunted or if Jack was doomed from the start, and they don’t shy away from the wild conspiracy theories—moon landing cover-ups, indigenous burial grounds, Nazi symbolism, and disturbing family abuse subtext.
Highlights include:
Why The Shin... Duration: 01:52:08Encanto… Let’s Talk About Bruno
Aug 21, 2025Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald wrap up their run of under-the-radar Disney films with a deep dive into Encanto. From catchy songs (and some not-so-catchy ones) to messy world-building, they unpack what works, what confuses them, and why Bruno might just be the GOAT.
They explore the film’s unique “no real villain” approach, its layered take on generational trauma, and the standout characters that make the Madrigal family so memorable. Along the way, they debate favorite powers, reveal surprising emotional moments, and even get into a theo...
Duration: 01:26:35A Goofy Movie!.... Is Basically The Odyssey?
Aug 14, 2025Send us a text
Is A Goofy Movie secretly Disney’s version of The Odyssey? Jon and Donald say yes—if Odysseus wore overalls, danced on stage with a pop star, and bonded with his awkward teen son over fishing and Bigfoot.
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, the guys break down one of Disney’s most underrated gems:
Why A Goofy Movie still hits as hard for nostalgic 90s kids (and their parents).The hidden brilliance of the soundtrack (yes, “Eye to Eye” is still a banger).Parallels between Goofy and Max’s road trip... Duration: 01:08:32Treasure Planet: Disney’s Most Underrated Gem
Aug 07, 2025Send us a text
Get ready to set sail through space with Jon and Donald as they dive into Disney’s Treasure Planet—a bold, visually stunning reimagining of Treasure Island that’s equal parts nostalgia and sci-fi adventure.
In this episode, the guys:
🚀 Debate if Treasure Planet deserves its “underrated classic” status
🎭 Geek out over the all-star cast (Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Emma Thompson, Martin Short… and even a surprise Disney trivia drop)
🎶 Relive the emotional father-son dynamic and that montage that still hits hard
🎨 Break down the film’s unique animation style that blended hand-dra...
The Emperor’s New Groove: Underrated Genius or Just Goofy Fun?
Jul 31, 2025Send us a text
This week on Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald kick off a Disney animation run with a cult favorite: The Emperor’s New Groove. Is it an underrated gem or just nostalgic nonsense? The guys revisit their favorite scenes, iconic one-liners, and chaotic production history—including how Sting nearly quit and why the movie was originally supposed to be a serious Incan epic.
They discuss:
Why The Emperor’s New Groove still holds upDavid Spade and Patrick Warburton’s unbeatable comedic timingThe genius of Cronk (and his theme music)Easter eggs and... Duration: 01:04:53Fantastic Four (2015): Is it really that bad?
Jul 24, 2025Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald hold their noses and dive into the critically-panned 2015 reboot of Fantastic Four, better known (and memed) as Fan4stic. From questionable casting choices and a gloomy tone to studio meddling and naked rock monsters, the duo unpacks why this Marvel reboot crashed and burned.
🚫 Why did Josh Trank’s darker, body-horror take miss the mark?
🔥 What’s the real story behind the infamous reshoots, wig changes, and creative clashes?
💥 Did we really need a gritty origin story for Marvel’s First Family?
Superman (2025) - An ACM Instant Movie Reaction
Jul 21, 2025Send us a text
Donald and Jon share their immediate reactions to James Gunn's new Superman movie! Fresh from the theater, they discuss David Corenswet's performance, the film's comic book accuracy, and whether this Superman can launch the new DCU like Iron Man launched the MCU.
Key Topics
Superman movie review and ratingJames Gunn's DCU launch strategyDavid Corenswet vs previous Superman actorsComic book accuracy and "Boy Scout Superman"Comparison to Christopher Reeve filmsCleveland filming locationsLex Luthor character analysisSupergirl introduction setupPost-credit scenes discussionBest For: Superman fans, comic book movie enthusiasts, anyone...
Duration: 00:35:56Hot Rod: Mopeds in Pools and Footloose Rage Dances
Jul 17, 2025Send us a text
In this hilarious episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jern and Dern return to their roots by diving into the absurd and endlessly quotable world of Hot Rod (2007), a cult favorite produced by Lorne Michaels and starring Andy Samberg, Isla Fisher, Bill Hader, and Danny McBride.
🔥 From mopeds in pools to Footloose rage dances in the forest, Jon and Donald unpack every chaotic scene—from amateur stunt fundraising to green tea-fueled tantrums. Along the way, they break down Hot Rod's signature Lonely Island-style sketches, iconic physical comedy, and why it might be one o...
Duration: 01:16:59Justice League: Two Directors, One Mess
Jul 10, 2025Send us a text
Movie: Justice League (2017)
Hosts: Jon & Donald
Runtime: 54m
Rating: 6/10 (With a Side of Sadness)
🎧 Summary
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald unpack Justice League (the 2017 theatrical release, not the Snyder Cut) and try to make sense of what happens when two vastly different directorial visions collide. From shaky CGI to underused characters, they wrestle with what could have been an epic team-up movie—and what it ended up becoming instead.
They discuss the i...
Duration: 01:46:20Batman v Superman: Martha, Please.
Jul 03, 2025Send us a text
Movie: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
Hosts: Jon & Donald
Runtime: 1h 7m
Rating: 5/10 (High Five)
🎧 Summary
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald suit up for a deep (and occasionally derailed) dive into Zack Snyder’s Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. From Ben Affleck’s surprisingly solid Bruce Wayne to Jesse Eisenberg’s twitchy Lex Luthor, the guys debate what worked, what didn’t, and what could’ve made this overstuffed superhero showdown truly soar.<...
Duration: 01:07:29Emo Superman: Man of Steel Revisited
Jun 26, 2025Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald suit up for a deep dive into Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel—aka “Emo Superman Begins.” It’s moody, it’s broody, and it just might be misunderstood.
💥 Expect a hilarious and surprisingly thoughtful breakdown of:
Why Superman in this movie feels more like Batman’s sad cousinWhether Jonathan Kent’s death scene actually makes any sense (spoiler: it doesn’t)Zod’s real motivation (hint: it’s more than just “destroy Earth”)The Phantom Zone’s phallic escape pods (yeah… we went there)Chris... Duration: 01:28:43Magic Mike – Bumps, Banter, and Brooding Dreams
Jun 19, 2025Send us a text
In this steamy, chaotic, and surprisingly heartfelt episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald are joined by returning guest Dan (whose first appearance was lost to the editing abyss) to unpack Magic Mike (2012), the Soderbergh film that’s more than just abs and glitter.
What starts as a deep dive into a male stripper movie turns into a layered discussion about ambition, capitalism, gendered expectations, and how charisma can (almost) make up for a lack of furniture-building capital.
🎧 Listen wherever you get your podcasts and follow @almostclassicmovies for m...
Duration: 01:27:48Undercover Blues — Clarinet Crimes, Oyster Fights, and CIA Baby Duty
Jun 12, 2025Send us a text
This week, Jon & Donald go undercover with Undercover Blues (1993), a spy-comedy starring Dennis Quaid, Kathleen Turner, and a scene-stealing Stanley Tucci as the world’s most persistent mugger.
Donald shares why this is one of his lifelong comfort movies—just in time for Jon’s own paternity leave. From CIA missions with a baby in tow to oyster bar brawls, flamethrowers, and zoo stand-offs, this episode is full of chaos, nostalgia, and unexpected tenderness.
🎬 Highlights:
Stanley Tucci’s hilarious glow-up as MuerteBaby name debates in the middle of spy opsComf... Duration: 01:20:21How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World - Where's the 3??
Jun 05, 2025Send us a text
It’s the end of an era—Jon and Donald are saying goodbye to How to Train Your Dragon with the final film in the trilogy: The Hidden World. And just like Toothless, the pod is going out with a glow-up and a few tears.
This week, they dive deep into the bittersweet farewell of Hiccup and Toothless, complete with wingsuits, wedding bells, and an existential dragon migration.
🔥 In this finale episode:
Why The Hidden World is basically Iron Man 3 for dragonsThe (frustrating) mystery of the Light F... Duration: 01:14:54How to Train Your Dragon 2: Goobers and Alpha Dragons
May 29, 2025Send us a text
Welcome to another episode of Almost Classic Movies, where Jon and Donald are diving into the next chapter of their How to Train Your Dragon series—with a side of chaotic intros and cat-like dragons.
This week, it's How to Train Your Dragon 2 (aka Episode 35 of the pod), and things get emotional.
🔥 In this episode:
Why this sequel might actually be better than the originalThe surprisingly deep themes of grief, leadership, and legacyA breakdown of the movie’s world-building, pacing, and glow-ups (Toothless, we're looking at you)Tha... Duration: 00:58:23How to Train Your Dragon: Almost Classic or Fully Legendary?
May 22, 2025Send us a text
Welcome back to Almost Classic Movies with Jon and Donald! In this episode, the guys take to the skies with the 2010 animated hit How to Train Your Dragon—and things get personal fast. From Viking dad issues to dragon-sized feels, they unpack why this film hits harder than your average “kids movie.”
🔥 Highlights from the episode:
Jon and Donald reflect on the movie’s rich emotional depth and character arcs—especially that gut-punch of a father-son moment with Stoick.A breakdown of how Toothless is basically a cat... with jet fuel... Duration: 01:07:38Austin Powers in Goldmember: Daddy Issues, Disco & Dutch Villains
May 15, 2025Send us a text
Welcome back to Almost Classic Movies — where Jon and Donald dissect not-quite-classics with just enough seriousness to pretend we know what we’re doing.
This week, we time-travel straight into the chaotic, shiny roller-disco that is Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002). From centered teeth to golden genitalia, from daddy issues to Destiny’s Child, this episode is packed tighter than Mini Me in a duffel bag.
In this episode:
💥 How Goldmember stacks up to the first two Austin Powers films🎭 Michael Caine’s perfect casting and how Alfie might ju... Duration: 01:04:12Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
May 08, 2025Send us a text
Welcome back to Almost Classic Movies, where Jern and Dern dive into groovy throwbacks, questionable fashion choices, and highly quotable comedy gold. This week: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
In this episode:
Austin loses his “mojo” (yes, it’s a real plot point), teams up with CIA agent Felicity, and battles a familiar cast of over-the-top villains, including the now-iconic Mini-Me.The hosts compare this sequel to the original, debate whether it leans too hard on certain types of humor, and explore the surprisingly heartfelt growth in Austin’s charac... Duration: 01:01:03Austin Powers: Yeah Baby, Yeah! (Austin Powers)
May 01, 2025Send us a text
In this groovy episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald travel back to the shagadelic '60s and swing into the chaotic, mojo-fueled world of Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. It's a cinematic time capsule stuffed with fembots, volcano lairs, and oddly satisfying toilet humor.
Join us as we ask life’s important questions like:
Is Austin Powers the British Captain America?What’s hotter: Chipotle’s new honey chicken or a fembot malfunction?And most importantly… where's the IMDb credit for Mr. Bigglesworth??We unpack Dr. Evil’s v...
Duration: 00:55:45Nacho Libre: Stretchy Pants, Celibacy Vows, and Jack Black's Finest?
Apr 24, 2025Send us a text
Welcome back to Almost Classic Movies, where we’re almost as classic as a half-hearted love letter written in stretchy pants.
In this week’s episode, Jon and Donald tag-team their way through the wild, weird, and weirdly quotable world of Nacho Libre. They break down why this Nickelodeon film was way smarter than anyone expected, the unhinged brilliance of Jack Black, and why street corn might be the real hero of the story.
🧀 In This Episode:
The eternal quotability of "Get that corn outta my face!"W... Duration: 00:56:04The Blues Brothers: We Are On A Mission
Apr 17, 2025Send us a text
This week, Jon and Donald are back with sunglasses, car crashes, and possibly a small arsenal of musical legends as they take on The Blues Brothers (1980).
What starts as a noble quest to save an orphanage quickly spirals into 106 (alleged) crimes, 103 destroyed cars, and one ex-fiancée with the firepower of a Bond villain. But don’t worry—it’s all in the name of soul music. Or maybe chicken. Or God. It’s unclear. What is clear is that this movie has:
🚗 A mall car chase that hurts more than th...
Duration: 01:08:31Princess Bride: The Rodents, the Romance, the Revenge
Apr 10, 2025Send us a text
In this hilarious and heartfelt episode, Jon and Don dive deep into The Princess Bride, the beloved cult classic that blends fantasy, romance, revenge, and rodents of unusual size. From Peter Falk’s iconic storytelling to Miracle Max’s goat-level cameo, the duo unpacks the magic, quotes their favorite lines (a lot), and goes on more tangents than a fencing match with Inigo Montoya.
They talk rewatches, nostalgia, sword fights, inconceivable plot holes, and the surprising drinking stamina of Andre the Giant. Plus, they reveal the origin of their fan-favorite "Dan of t...
Duration: 00:58:54Chicago (2002): Jazz Hands, Jail Time & Justice
Apr 03, 2025Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Donald tap into the razzle-dazzle world of 1920s Chicago with the Oscar-sweeping musical film Chicago (2002). From vaudeville glam to courtroom theatrics, the guys break down the dark satire, jazz-soaked numbers, and power plays of fame-seeking murderesses Roxy Hart and Velma Kelly.
🎶 First-time musical viewer Jon shares his fresh take on the stylized spectacle, while Donald—resident theater nerd—reveals why Chicago ranks in his top five musicals of all time (even above High School Musical, apparently).
🎤 They cover:
Cell Block Tang... Duration: 01:02:45Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: More Than Just a Day Off
Mar 27, 2025Send us a text
Welcome to Episode 26 of Almost Classic Movies!
This week, we're diving into the timeless high school comedy that defined a generation – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Join us as we revisit John Hughes’ Chicago love letter and talk about everything from parade floats to personal growth.
🎬 In This Episode:
We celebrate John’s all-time favorite film (spoiler: it's Ferris Bueller).Donald watches the film for only the second time — hear how his appreciation grew.Cameron Frye gets the character spotlight treatment.Jeanie’s redemption arc: real or revenge?Is F... Duration: 01:43:22Snow White and the Huntsman: A Darker Fairy Tale?
Mar 20, 2025Send us a text
This week, Jon and Don take a deep dive into Snow White and the Huntsman (2012), a film that sits in the grey area of "almost classic." They break down the movie’s dark reimagining of the classic fairy tale, its production choices, and whether or not it holds up today. Along the way, they discuss:
Chris Hemsworth’s pre-Thor physique & questionable accent choicesKristen Stewart’s surprising performance – is this her best movie?The Queen’s strict (and deadly) beauty regimen – does Charlize Theron steal the show?The... Duration: 00:59:40Spirited Away: A Magical Trip with a Side of Trauma
Mar 13, 2025Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, we take a deep dive into Spirited Away, Studio Ghibli’s iconic masterpiece that defined anime for generations. We explore the enchanting yet unsettling world of the bathhouse, where 10-year-old Chihiro must navigate spirits, witches, and a giant baby to save her pig-ified parents.
From bizarre creatures to deep cultural symbolism, we unpack everything that makes this film an unforgettable experience. Does Spirited Away live up to its legendary status? Or is it a fever dream that’s better left in the past? We give...
Duration: 01:09:09Your Name - … My Name, and a Whole Lot of Tears
Mar 06, 2025Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, we dive into the 2016 anime phenomenon, Your Name (Kimi no Na wa), a film that masterfully blends romance, time travel, and stunning animation. Join us as we unpack the heart-wrenching story of Taki and Mitsuha—two teenagers who mysteriously swap bodies and form an unbreakable connection despite being separated by time.
From deep discussions on fate and connection to lighthearted moments about montages (do we love them or hate them?), we cover everything from the film’s mind-bending time mechanics to its breathtaking visuals. We a...
Duration: 01:15:452024 Oscars Predictions - Bonus Episode
Feb 28, 2025Send us a text
Welcome to a special bonus episode of Almost Classic Movies! This time, we’re diving into the 97th Academy Awards ballot and making our predictions—whether we’ve seen the films or not (because let’s be real, that’s half the fun of Oscars season).
🎭 Episode Highlights:
Oscars Chaos & Predictions: We go category by category, throwing out hot takes, strong opinions, and absolute guesses.Best Picture Front-Runners: Conclave vs. Wicked—which will take the crown?Best Actor Battle: Will Timothé... Duration: 00:52:39Akira - The Anime that Revolutionized Sci-Fi
Feb 27, 2025Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Don dive deep into the 1988 anime classic Akira. The hosts explore the film's intricate plot set in a dystopian Neo Tokyo, key philosophical themes, and the groundbreaking visuals that have influenced countless other works across various media.
They discuss the movie's impact on global culture, its philosophical underpinnings, and its controversial potential for a live-action adaptation.
The episode also covers detailed trivia about the film's production and legacy, making it a must-listen for both anime enthusiasts and newcomers.
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Duration: 01:48:16A Silent Voice – The Anime That Hits Different
Feb 20, 2025Send us a text
🎥 Welcome back to Almost Classic Movies! We’re kicking off a four-episode anime series, and first up is A Silent Voice—an emotional, thought-provoking masterpiece that dives deep into bullying, redemption, and mental health.
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Plot Breakdown: A story of guilt, redemption, and the long-lasting effects of childhood bullying.Shoya & Shoko: A relationship built on regret, healing, and second chances.A Unique Take on Anime: How this film breaks stereotypes and proves animation can tackle deep, human stories.Symbolism & Visuals: The X’s... Duration: 01:41:08Captain America: Civil War - The Movie That Changed the MCU
Feb 13, 2025Send us a text
🎙️ Welcome back to Almost Classic Movies! In this milestone 20th episode, we're diving deep into Captain America: Civil War—the final installment in our Captain America rewatch series, leading up to Brave New World.
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Plot Breakdown: Superheroes vs. government oversight—The Sokovia Accords divide the Avengers, and Zemo masterfully orchestrates their downfall.Team Cap vs. Team Iron Man: Where do we stand, and who really had the better argument?Action Sequences & Fight Scenes: From the high-speed Bucharest chase to the legendary airport battle, we d... Duration: 01:21:27Captain America: The Winter Soldier - A Spy Movie with Super Heroes
Feb 06, 2025Send us a text
In this episode, we dive into the spy-thriller world of Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Join us as we explore the key themes, memorable moments, and incredible action sequences that set this Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) entry apart. We discuss its transformation from a superhero movie to a politically charged thriller, inspired by 70s conspiracy films. Whether you're here for the nostalgia of Cleveland filming locations or the deeper character arcs, this episode has something for every MCU fan.
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Duration: 01:07:04Captain America: The First Avenger - Almost as Classic as the MCU Itself
Jan 30, 2025Send us a text
Welcome back to Almost Classic Movies! In this episode, we kick off a brand-new series diving into the origins of Captain America in preparation for Captain America: Brave New World. We're rewatching and breaking down The First Avenger, a film that launched the MCU into its epic trajectory.
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Steve Rogers' Journey: From scrawny underdog to a beefcake super-soldier with a heart of gold.How Classic Is It?: We debate the movie's legacy as a foundational piece of the MCU.Phase... Duration: 00:59:03The Gentleman – Exploring Guy Ritchie's Unique Style
Jan 23, 2025Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, we discuss Guy Ritchie's 2019 film 'The Gentleman.'
We explore the film's unique storytelling, driven by Hugh Grant's character Fletcher, and the performances of Matthew McConaughey, Charlie Hunnam, and Colin Farrell.
From the movie's intricate plot about a marijuana empire to its memorable characters and rapid-fire dialogue, we break down key scenes, including McConaughey's suave negotiations and Farrell's standout role as Coach.
We also delve into the film's production details, its stylistic similarities to other Guy Ritchie films, and its une...
The Giant Mechanical Man - Jenna Fischer in something not related to The Office
Jan 16, 2025Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Don take on the heartfelt indie rom-com The Giant Mechanical Man. Starring Jenna Fischer and Chris Messina, this hidden gem follows the intertwined lives of two down-on-their-luck individuals struggling to find purpose and connection. Jon and Don delve into the film’s indie aesthetic, quirky humor, and heartfelt moments, sharing their thoughts on why it’s a must-watch for rom-com enthusiasts.
They also reflect on the film’s themes of individuality, self-discovery, and the beauty of human connection—all while navigating some hilariou...
Duration: 01:00:47The Other Guys - The Most Underrated Comedy of 2010
Jan 09, 2025Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Don take a deep dive into the underrated 2010 buddy cop comedy The Other Guys, starring Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg. From hilarious desk pops to unexpected critiques of capitalism, the hosts explore why this film remains a hidden gem. They discuss memorable scenes, trivia, and the cultural impact of Adam McKay's signature humor. Plus, hear about their favorite moments, unexpected connections to real-world events, and why a Prius can be the most hilarious getaway car ever.
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🛎️ Four Rooms - New Year’s Madness at the Monsignor Hotel
Dec 31, 2024Send us a text
Hey there, and welcome to our Almost Classic Movies New Year’s Special! 🎉 This week, we’re diving into Four Rooms (1995), a chaotic anthology film set on New Year’s Eve.
Directed by Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, and others, this dark comedy follows Ted the bellhop as he navigates one absurd misadventure after another at the Monsignor Hotel.
If you’re looking for the perfect way to ring in the new year with a movie that’s equal parts wild, weird, and oddly memorable, this episode is for you.
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Duration: 01:08:15🎄 National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation - Lights, Laughter, and Griswold Chaos
Dec 24, 2024Send us a text
Hey there, and welcome back to another episode of Almost Classic Movies! This week, we’re diving into the festive chaos of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, the 1989 holiday favorite written by John Hughes and starring Chevy Chase.
We had a blast unpacking the hilarity, heart, and disasters of the Griswold family Christmas. From Clark’s over-the-top decorating antics to Cousin Eddie’s unforgettable arrival, this movie gave us plenty to laugh (and cringe) about.
If you’re looking for a deep dive into one of the most relatable and chaotic...
Duration: 00:53:32Elf - Candy, Chaos, and Christmas Spirit
Dec 19, 2024Send us a text
Hey there, and welcome back to another episode of Almost Classic Movies! This week, we’re diving into the festive chaos of Elf, the 2003 holiday favorite starring Will Ferrell and directed by Jon Favreau.
We had a blast unpacking the absurdity, heart, and hilarity of this modern Christmas classic. From Buddy the Elf’s sugary antics to the movie’s clever nods to nostalgic Christmas tales, there was so much to discuss.
If you’re looking for a deep dive into one of the most quotable, feel-good holiday movies of all t...
How the Grinch Stole Our Podcast Episode (How the Grinch Stole Christmas, 2000 Edition)
Dec 12, 2024Send us a text
Hey there, welcome back to another episode of Almost Classic Movies!
This week, we dive headfirst into the snow-dusted world of How the Grinch Stole Christmas—the Jim Carrey edition, directed by Ron Howard. We couldn’t wait to unravel what makes this holiday flick such a divisive classic.
From Jim Carrey's iconic performance (and improvised one-liners) to the over-the-top makeup and quirky takes on Dr. Seuss's beloved tale, we had a lot to unpack. Along the way, we tackled some burning questions: What’s the true cycle of life f...
Duration: 01:13:31Madame Web - A Tangled Web of Missed Opportunities
Dec 05, 2024Send us a text
Hey there, welcome back to another episode of Almost Classic Movies!
This week, we dive into Sony’s latest attempt at spinning Spider-Man lore with Madame Web. We went into this with cautious optimism, hoping for a fresh origin story, but let’s just say... we left with a lot of notes.
From disjointed timelines to awkward villains and a final act that left us scratching our heads, we unpack it all.
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Duration: 01:07:38Jared Leto and the Morbius Dilemma
Nov 28, 2024Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, Jon and Don tackle the infamous Marvel anti-hero movie Morbius. From its baffling plot points and uneven pacing to its CGI highs and lows, we break down why this movie struggled to make an impact. Featuring in-depth discussions about Jared Leto’s method acting, the Sony Spider-Man Cinematic Universe, and the memes that made Morbius trend—this episode is a mix of critique, humor, and passionate movie analysis.
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<... Duration: 01:09:27Gladiator - Are You Not Entertained?
Nov 21, 2024Send us a text
In this new episode of Almost Classic Movies, we dive into Ridley Scott's epic masterpiece, Gladiator. From Russell Crowe's career-defining performance as Maximus to Joaquin Phoenix’s chilling portrayal of Commodus, we discuss the layers of symbolism, unforgettable lines, and breathtaking visuals that make this film iconic.
Discover the secrets behind the film’s success, the intense dynamics between characters, and the philosophical questions posed about leadership and legacy. Plus, we explore behind-the-scenes trivia, like how Russell Crowe’s real injuries shaped his performance and the unexpected challenges faced during production.
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Duration: 01:22:02House of Gucci - Family Drama, Fashion, and Fatal Ambition
Nov 14, 2024Send us a text
This week on Almost Classic Movies, we continue our Ridley Scott mini-series with a deep dive into the opulent world of House of Gucci. We discuss everything from Lady Gaga’s captivating performance as Patrizia Reggiani to Adam Driver’s nuanced portrayal of Maurizio Gucci. We explore the intricate family dynamics, wild plot twists, and over-the-top moments (looking at you, Jared Leto) that make this biopic both compelling and chaotic.
Is this Ridley Scott’s most unrecognizable work? Does House of Gucci hit the mark as an epic family drama, or does i...
Duration: 01:20:35Blade Runner - Exploring its Humanity, AI, and Philosophy
Nov 08, 2024Send us a text
Welcome back to Almost Classic Movies! This week, we tackle one of the biggest names in sci-fi history: Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner (1982), specifically the Final Cut. We break down the movie’s heavy philosophical questions, insane visuals, and that iconic “tears in rain” moment. Is Deckard a replicant? What does it mean to be human? And why does the dove not fly? We’re diving into all that and more in this jam-packed episode.
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Duration: 01:27:25Black Rain - Ridley Scott's Neo-Noir Triumph
Oct 31, 2024Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, we dive deep into Ridley Scott’s 1989 neo-noir crime thriller Black Rain. We explore the film’s intricate storytelling, its atmospheric score composed by Hans Zimmer, and standout performances by Michael Douglas and Andy Garcia. The discussion covers the film’s slow-paced start, the cultural challenges depicted, and its lasting significance in Scott’s directorial legacy.
We also delve into the character dynamics, particularly focusing on the impact of Garcia’s character’s death on Douglas’s arc, and examine the portrayal of Japanese culture, highl...
Duration: 01:03:27Venom - Let There Be Carnage Breakdown
Oct 24, 2024Send us a text
Welcome back to Almost Classic Movies! In this episode, we dive into the chaotic and action-packed sequel, Venom: Let There Be Carnage. Hosts Don and Jon dissect the film’s highs and lows, including Woody Harrelson's performance, Venom and Eddie’s evolving bromance, and the somewhat rushed plot that left fans divided.
Is this movie a space horror rom-com or just a superhero movie that didn’t quite stick the landing? Tune in to find out!
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Duration: 01:09:23Venom - A Deep Dive into Sony's Polarizing Superhero Franchise
Oct 17, 2024Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, we explore the fascinating journey of the character Venom in Sony's franchise leading up to the release of Venom's last dance on October 25th, 2024.
Join us as we dissect the character dynamics, the impact of Eminem's soundtrack, and personal evaluations of the film.
Delve into Eddie Brock's journey, standout performances, and the buddy-cop vibe of the movie. We also highlight notable scenes like the lobster sequence, intense car chases, and the evolution of Venom's relationship with Eddie and Annie.
The epi...
Wayne's World – A Time Capsule of 90s Comedy
Oct 10, 2024Send us a text
In this episode of Almost Classic Movies, we dive into the iconic 90s comedy Wayne's World. Join us as we break down the movie's most memorable moments, its cultural impact, and why it remains a beloved staple for fans of 90s pop culture.
From its legendary Bohemian Rhapsody scene to the countless one-liners and fourth-wall breaks, we explore how Wayne's World pushed the boundaries of comedy and left a lasting impression on cinema.
Whether you're a long-time fan or a newcomer to the world of Wayne and Garth, this ep...
Duration: 00:54:48Almost Classic Movies - Trailer
Oct 07, 2024Send us a text
Welcome to Almost Classic Movies, the podcast where we explore films that aren’t quite classics—at least not yet. From epic adventures like Lord of the Rings to iconic comedies like Wayne’s World and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, we cover a mix of almost classics, cult favorites, and seasonal gems... And even classics!
This isn’t about strict categories—it’s just two friends talking movies. One of us loves to dive into behind-the-scenes details and production trivia, while the other is here for the simple joy of watching and e...