Every Minute of Everything Everywhere All At Once
By: TruStory FM
Language: en
Categories: Tv, Film, Comedy, After-Shows
Lester and Kynan attempt to explain, evaluate, enlighten and elucidate the Academy Award-winning film, Everything Everywhere All At Once, minute by multiversal minute! Now, you may only see a couple of chuckleheads trying to talk about a movie and getting distracted by all the cool references and easter eggs…but we see a story! Follow us through the multiverse as we explore each individual minute of this amazing film!
Episodes
Minute 69 - We Put An Epiphany On A Bagel!
Jan 07, 2026On this episode - Jim Henson's ALIEN - Alpha Gong Gong is being a "killjoy." - Is comedy the bridge between horror and pathos? - It's HAMMER space time! - Hey, fellow kids....remember GOLDENEYE? - What color do YOU think the geode is? - Convince me once, shame on you... - Time for a family discussion - Could it simply be that OUR Gong Gong had a gun the whole time? - ...and more!
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Minute 68 - We Put Box Cutters On A Bagel!
Dec 31, 2025On this episode: Do dads just carry box cutters everywhere? - Who was a better Chucky: Thallowy Massoway, Wild Gene or Deep Johnny? In the Hook Universe, is Waymond Tinkerbell....or Smee? - We opened up a can of rocks - I look just like Berry Holly! - hashtag HanksTom! - Ya gotta break a few omelets to make a mess - the Patron Saint of Chaos - Where there's smoke...there's Alpha Gong Gong - Everything Everywhere is political...All At Once - Garvey: the box cutter who hates Mondays - Walkin' Chris - ...and more!
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Duration: 00:57:59Minute 67 - We Put Child Sacrifice On A Bagel!
Dec 24, 2025On this episode - You know! That Bible Story! - No, this isn't an episode of The Devil's Details! - Let that raccoon cook! - Just get out of your own way - As the late great Shia LaBeaouf once said... - Is Evelyn misremembering Ratatouille.....OR is she REMEMBERING the other universe?! - Thou shalt have no other Gong Gongs before me - Nutty By Nature - Where is Killer Raccoons ONE?!? - Grab Everything! - Too many cooks makes the food bad, *pui!" - Turns out Frankenstein is the name of Raccacoonie - OUR clay pots are...
Duration: 01:04:44Minute 66 - We Put That Movie On A Bagel!
Dec 17, 2025On this episode - Mrs. Firefox - If Dick Long's office is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'! - Waymond's Way, on Nick Jr.! - Gentle language! - to which Raymond wesponds.... - Why does Heath Pegseth go through so many desks? - Alpha YOU! - How many calenders do YOU have? - Lester the Lab Unlikely Rat - Five Star Great Mouse - ....and more!
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Minute 65 - We Put A Villain's Cackle On A Bagel!
Dec 10, 2025On this episode - What's YOUR favorite villain's cackle? - A stopped Evelyn is right two times in the movie - Don't invite Emperor Palpatine to Thanksgiving! - It's almost like James Hong has had practice being a villain! - Bringing Up Dr. Strangelove - Knock, knock, who's there? - Shave and a haircut.....pieces of eight!" - We try to convert "two bits" to modern US currency - Grandpa Joe is the REAL villain, much like Gong Gong! - James Hong as Dick Long? - ....and more!
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Minute 64 - We Put Backhanded Compliments On A Bagel!
Dec 03, 2025On this episode: This was good enough for a 64th episode - This is the minute where I feel personally attacked - Heron the Dog That Bit Ya - Heath Pegseth - Boss Bass - this is getting out of hand; now there are two of them! - looks like the Elfrond is on the other foot - James Hong sneaking into the shot and making it perfect! - We try to explain Quantum Entanglement - Yes, a coin does that! - That's pretty good for a first draft! - Where's Ptaxy? - Department of Financial Punishment - ... We're...
Duration: 00:39:43Minute 63 - We Put Alpha Gong Gong On A Bagel!
Nov 26, 2025On this episode:
Elementary, my dear listeners! - What do YOU call your Papa and Gram-Gram? - On the Twelfth Day Of Christmas, My Tutu Gave To Me - Baba gets around! - Abba Father - Our Dad Who Art In Heaven - Sir?! WhAt ArE YOU dOiNg HeRe?! - If EVERYONE'S alpha.... - PIXAR's The Monkey And The Cat - Beauty is in the eye of everyone else who understood this sculpture - Alphaverse politics - powered by coffee - ...and more!
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Minute 62 - We Put Nothing On A Bagel!
Nov 19, 2025On this episode: Nothing? NOTHING? Tra-la-la?! - I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Daniel - the Kuleshov Effect? What are YOU doing here? - Other movies that we talk about instead of EEAAO - Star Wars, Labyrinth, Forrest Gump, LOTR (Extended Cut), It, Silence of the Lambs, Batman: The Dark Knight, The Exorcist, Mrs. Doubtfire (Obviously), Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Beetlejuice, Good Will Hunting (It's not your fault) ....and more!
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Minute 61 - We Put The BAGEL On A Bagel!
Nov 12, 2025On this episode:
Hail Bagel! - This episode is also on that bagel? - Magnum Opus sounds dirty - the Golf Glove Flub - Why DON'T we follow Tenacious D??? - I don't play video games (actually, I do) - Mmmmbagel - kill the MAIN zombie! - The Harry S. Truman version of a dog - Mickey's mother is dead in that photo! - Which dog looks like a "Puddle?" - Ladies, HELLO? - Looking to add someone else to my insurance policy ;-) - the silent, third Daniel - a spoonful of sesame helps the medicine go...
Minute 60 - We Put Suggestive Imagery On A Bagel!
Nov 05, 2025On this episode: Has it really been only an hour? It feels like MOTHS! - Enjoy your complimentary pizza! (only available in some universes) - Where do Everything Bagels come from? - So does it come outta their *mouths* or their *fingers*? - Only Pokesie - Socratato - Have you considered giving everything to the Everything Bagel - The Hand Vagina Monologues - Can YOU do the Spock gesture? - Why DO they call it scissoring? - SEKUSU - Kynan found another mistake (tell him to stop!) - The Hole Effect - ...and more!
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Minute 59 - We Put Hot Dog Hands On A Bagel!
Oct 29, 2025On this episode: New do and new boo! - I mean it just doesn't matter how many times I've seen it I'm just so moved! - Fuck Columbus! - Ketchup, Mustard, Soldier, Spy - On the OTHER hand.... - "foot fingers" - People in ape costumes is ALWAYS funny! - The hot dog is mightier than the sword - Thus Spoke Hot Crossed Buns - "A jump like that would fry most people!" - HDQ's got her HDF's in HDS' mouth! - Is this a PG musical??? - ...and more!
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Minute 58 - We Put "Peeing Yourself" On A Bagel!
Oct 22, 2025On this episode: Evelyn's got a new do! - Creativity time over! - Tuning into the universes - DON'T think about all the cockroaches around you right now! - Humans have STRIPES?! - Mario sfx - YEET that visor! - Stalking with stock sounds - Can William Tell which Overture this is? - EVERYBODY knows Rossini! - a "train" of thought? - The Hot Dog Mugger! - The BEGINNING of the movie? What are WE doing here?! - Whip Pan! - Mister Wobblefingers? Why not MRS/ Wobblefingers? - Trust the banana - ....and more!
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Minute 57 - We Put Juju Tubootie On A Bagel!
Oct 15, 2025A Fistful of Dildos - DEIRDRE?! What are YOU doing here? - Goovil - What's in a name? - Wish Fulfillment - "If you can imagine it, you have fucked it!" Don't look up Rule 34! - The Bane of our existence - The EAGLE says...... Cartoon heaven or cartoon hell? - ...and more!
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Minute 56 - We Put DILDOS On A Bagel!
Oct 08, 2025On this episode: Hello, first-time listener! - It not SIZE of club that matters! - Gruesomely comedic....or comedically gruesome? - Bringin' a pig to a gun fight - We made a mistake about a mistake - "Dammit, Jim - *I'M* Jim!" - The reactions in this scene are very....organic? Ketchup.....catsup....Ketchup.....catsup.... - What a shocker! - Two Dildos, One Officer - the dildo is mightier than the gun - ....and more!
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Minute 55 - We Put Salsa On A Bagel!
Oct 01, 2025On this episode - Who actually wears blue suede shoes? - the villain as philosopher - Are we all just NPC's in a simulation? - There are TWO officer Brians??? - 2 Waymonds, One Body - She made him do a T - Pose - One confetto, many confetti? Does every confetto have a consciousness, or do they all share a single consciousness? - Daniel...are you wearing women's lipstick? - He's probably pining for the Fjords - ...and more!
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Minute 54 - We Put A Pig On A Bagel!
Sep 24, 2025On this episode: Hey! We got Jobu here! - the "Steam n' Sparks" factory! - Open the elevator doors, Hal - A striking silhouette - Claude got something RIGHT? - Ligma Sounds - What IS updog? - Elvis has entered the building - This is Some Pig! - Labubu before Labubu - we were robbed of Linus the HoverCat - Officer Anthony, you FOOL! - UNLV, go Fireflies! - Loading your lips - Remember Budnik? - ...and more!
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Minute 53 - We Put Handcuffs On A Bagel!
Sep 17, 2025On this episode:
A sounder of cops - "Parentheticals" - Oh. You're here early. - Now Hiring: Professional Phantom: Must have own cape. - Were those cuffs in the Wong Kar-Wai universe? - "headlights" - for hack of a letter word - I dreamed I was in a Wong Kar-Wai movie, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone! - Bagel Deirdre has left the building - You can see Deirdre's Beaubeirdres! - requisite Mrs. Doubtfiere reference - Your fellow human friend - ....and more!
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Minute 52 - We Put Wong Kar-Wai On A Bagel!
Sep 10, 2025On this episode:
Wong Kar Wai? Because we love you. - You can't have too many Waymonds! - From laser nipples to lawnmower legs - Is Spielberg the Zhang Yimou of the US? - It was an open-book test, and we failed. - I don't trust that orangutan. - He's orange and he runs the government (not the orangutan) - We are the walrus. - Squirrelly Waymond, Foxy Waymond, and ....Eagle-y Waymond? - EEAAO is a "gateway movie." - ...and more!
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Minute 51 - We Put Pennywise On A Bagel!
Sep 03, 2025On this episode: We ALL verse jump down here! - Clay pots, cream cheese, no cows! - the birds and the bees (and the rocks) - Talk to the hand! - Kynan drags me into a joke about his dad - Our little explorer - very nice, very sci-fi - a very SCARY easter egg! - SPOILER for Stephen King's Dark Tower! - No, Jobu is NOT Pennywise! (Except in the universes where she is) - I have three mouths and I must scream - the jump that broke the camel's back - Manila Mel's twin brother, Burgundy Barry<...
Duration: 01:08:28Minute 50 - We Put Clay Pots, Cream Cheese, No Cows On A Bagel!
Aug 27, 2025Scattered, smothered and covered, and make it Christmas! - What's YOUR villain origin story? - Pigeons are born, not made - The VILLAIN'S Journey? - Vader Jr. - "Bippity Boppity Boo, you're evil!" - A Freundian slip - Battle damage! - By the way, did you see the movie Contact? - Augustinias Fisterwald, if you're out there.....give us five stars - It's redundant, so it's perfect - ...and more!
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Minute 49 - We Put Cream Cheese On A Bagel!
Aug 20, 2025Our minute begins with a meeting, and it ends with some eating! * In the future, meetings will be shorter * You need that balance, that little bit of half n' half * These show notes are borked! * (But they are also a good opportunity for Nathan from middle management to remind you that we need more buy-in)* I woke up from a dream where I was eating a giant marshmallow, and my giant marshmallow was gone! * Too many Daniels! * Another Michiko sighting! * Alpha Waymond needs to find other ways to get people's attention! * LOTR confusion - the Extended Cut * What do...
Duration: 01:00:29Minute 48 - We Put A Life Without You On A Bagel!
Aug 13, 2025On this episode:
Deirdre came in like a WRECKING BALL! * If you die in the Alphaverse, do you die for real? * How did we get to NIPPLE LASERS? * Laser, Laser, Lemonade, 'Round the corner, Hay is made * With the Many Worlds Theory, magic exists except in universes where it doesn't. * Don't throw bulls on a Glass Door * Verse jumping is a helluva drug * My Life Would Rock Without You * The Problem of Jobu * Never mind hot dogs....is a BAGEL a sandwich? * ....and more!
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Minute 47 - We Put The Red Carpet On A Bagel!
Aug 06, 2025On this episode:
Shake your haymaker! * Memory montage! * Red Leather, Yellow Plaid * Michiko is everywhere all at once! * Is that JOY in the mirror?! * Great Camera Storytelling! * Michelle Yeoh? What are YOU doing here?! * All Of It, Always, All Over The Place * The Kansas City MONARCHS or the Kansas City ROYALS? * Wait....is Michelle Yeoh another EVELYN?! * Does Kynan look like Jackie Chan? Write in! * Lester eats Crow de Lune * Deirdre fell THROUGH the floor?! * The floor is quicksand! * Did you know Kynan is a YELLOW BELT? * Haymakers are for horses * Does Lester look like Ellen SeGeneres? Don't...
Minute 46 - We Put Kung Fu On A Bagel!
Jul 30, 2025On this episode:
You only dropkick the ones you love * Love and hate are two sides of the same cookie * Cocky, brazen fools! * Return of the unseen choir! * This is me reaching, watch me reach! * Kynan makes roller coasters even scarier * More room in Heaven for me! * A simile is LIKE a metaphor. * Gong Gong ALMOST comforts his daughter! * Whip-Pan! * Bop it! Twist it! DESTROY IT! * Wushu Master Li Jing?! What are YOU doing here?! * A wuxia pose from a wushu master! * Lester and Kynan's Bamboo Forest of Facts! (again) * ...and more!
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Minute 45 - We Put A Flying Knee On A Bagel!
Jul 23, 2025On this episode:
What's that movie....it's a story about toys....New Waymond! on Nick at Nite!Can't even read the winnebago! Drama is like real life with the boring parts cut outWe do math poorlyIt's almost like Evelyn and Deirdre were made for each other....Kynan is built Ford tough, I'm more like a Tesla (flames....on the side of my face....)What's the deal....with vampires?!Yes, doctors KNOW they don't know everything! That's why they keep doctoring! Trust doctors!Gorilla Deirdre?...and more!---
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Minute 44 - We Put A New Foot On A Bagel!
Jul 16, 2025On this episode:
it's the Tarantino Minute!Don't send foot pics!Which is more expensive - the chicken or the egg?It's the children who are wrong."For the love of God, Mon-desser!"Inserting Michael Myers into Edgar Allen Poe stories....Kynan, if you're reading these show notes....it's not your fault.Remember Elon's black eye? ( I didn't.)"Story of a Gal."We mercy kill another piece of furniture...and more!---
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Minute 43 - We Put Byron From Church On A Bagel!
Jul 09, 2025On this episode:
Three! Three floors! Ah, ah, ah!
Story of a girl...aaahhhhh....
Pac Man Evelyn
Tried so hard, and in the end it doesn't even matter....
2Thing 2Where All At Once
You remind me of the babe...
Iceland!
Poor AI...
Byron from church? What are YOU not doing here?
Wait....where's Gong Gong?!
That LOOKS like a Scheinert hand!
THIS is lava jumping!
...and more!
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Minute 42 - We Put The Stochastic Path Algorithm On A Bagel!
Jul 02, 2025On this episode:
Don't eat the Kool Aid"If you can conceive of a perfect joke, then it must exist on another podcast." Clickety-beep-boop computer stuffMore Classic Evelyn!Daniel Hillard died so Mrs. Doubtfire could live.Deirdre "coming down the aisle?!" "Evelyyyyyn......come out to plaaaaaaayyyaaaaaayyyyy!"IS Die Hard a Christmas movie?"You damn dirty Daniel!"Stochastic Path Algorithm? What are YOU doing here?!Our most hated celebrity guest...and more!---
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Minute 41 - We Put A Weak Body On A Bagel!
Jun 25, 2025On this episode:
Waymond has an "exit" strategyClair de LunaticWho is the armoire joke even for?!Deirdre MyersWe have Cthulu heads, but the pen is still red. What's with scientists and their hate for cats?Before you can skywalk as Luke, you gotta skycrawl as Anakin. There are no accidents in improvSquished Cat vs Bat-In-The-BoxEvelyn answers the call...and more!---
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Minute 40 - We Put PAIN On A Bagel!
Jun 18, 2025On this episode:
The Return of Colonel Pile-Driver and Jim "The Jackhammer" James!Getting kinky cuts from Occam's RazorIs Bagel Deirdre Alpha Deirdre?We narrowed 2 options down...to 3Michael Myers and the Spy Who Shagged MeActivia, we're still looking for sponsors.Waymond gets spun like a pizza sign!John Locke, Thomas Hobbs and The Ultimate Warrior...and more!---
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Minute 39 - We Put Paper Cuts On A Bagel!
Jun 11, 2025On this episode:
Things that make ya go "Oof!"Mr. Saw is my FATHERDead IRS worker? What are YOU doing here?What's in a name?Are YOUR packages being checked by the FBI?"Mrs. Wang, I'm not wearing hockey pads!"This office is so DUSTY!JLC as Michael Myers???Well played, VFX team, well played.The guy in the chair!... and more!---
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Minute 38 - We Put Nine Days On A Bagel!
Jun 04, 2025On this episode:
Ms. "Deirdrey?"Classic EvelynAre we in the wrong timeline?How long WILL he be president?Some would say Kynan's laugh is "infectious."A fisher of complimentsThe cat is content for some reason.......and more!---
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Minute 37 - We Put Liminal Spaces On A Bagel!
May 28, 2025On this episode:
Places that aren't quite places....The interconnected huts of timeI can think of a couple people who would want to murder me....EVIL Tom Bombadil!Pocket PistolIt's Hammer Space Time!Daffy Duck is just a duck!Chekhov's Curtaini'M bEiNg SaRcAsTiC!...and more!---
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Minute 36 - We Put Verse Jumping On A Bagel!
May 21, 2025On this episode:
J. D. Little FingerI had Great Expectations to finish this book...."Like you with the...fannypack?"Legalize gum (under Leon Mosk's desk)Danking your skeezAlf WaymondYou there! Boy! What trap is this?Disappointing Dickens at the Pearly Gates(NOT Christmas Carol!)George R. R. LucasBed, Bathan Beyond...and more!---
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Minute 35 - We Put The Alphaverse On A Bagel!
May 14, 2025On this episode:
Just an alpha guy explaining something to a woman....Who's desk is this?!Render unto Little CaesarIS this the most intimate they've been so far in the movie?"Anyway....."We can't be the only people who think we're funny...It's Puddin' Time"A universe where I finished my taxes?"Where do YOU store your old fonts?Where the old fonts ARE the good fonts...A universe where there's a font made entirely of dicks...and more!---
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Minute 34 - We Put Breaking News On A Bagel!
May 07, 2025On this episode:
Breaking News!What "but?!"In the beginning...there was no beginning.There is no rain in Spain because there is no Spain!Happy Birthday, Bacon!The people on the bus are dead, dead, dead...Why is a Chicago news station reporting on Simi Valley?by RKOKnock knock - whom's there?Interview with DolbyInterview with Shirley Kurata, Jason Kisvarday, and Kelsi Ephraim...and more!---
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Minute 33 - We Put Jobu Tupaki On A Bagel!
Apr 30, 2025On this episode:
Nothing more than a statistic inevitabilityOne foot in front of the otherSherlock JonesElementary, my dear JohnsonDuck....duck.....Every Sherlock Holmes universe has heroinZen in the Art of PodcastingEvelyn for President!A deleted scene? What are YOU doing here?...and more!---
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Minute 32 - We Put The 4,655th Thetaverse On A Bagel!
Apr 23, 2025On this episode:
Jobu Tupaki! What a wonderful phrase!He really hammed their sandwiches!Stars and Stripes Forever!Aloha Waymond!LIKE a frog, or AS a frog?Stage Right, House LeftLike a firearm, or a fireman?A Hard Day's Match CutIt's always the one you most suspect.Do you have a moment to talk about Evil Jesus?You can't make an omelet.....and more!---
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Minute 31 - We Put Aquarium Rocks On A Bagel!
Apr 16, 2025On this episode:
Have a nice trip!
Billy Ka-chow
Speaking of Churchill....
ANOTHER secret Andy Le appearance?!
Better watch it - Kynan's a Yellow Belt!
The Gentle Way
Waymond really does know all the moves!
Hey, look! And aquarium!
Omg there's no seat there!
No fish were harmed in the making of this film
Office potluck will be Friday in the break...
Oh, yeah, Truey's here!
Oh, Craig! Oh, fuck!
...and more!
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Minute 30 - We Put Our First Fight On A Bagel!
Apr 09, 2025On this episode:
Aww, our first fight!Do you think REGULAR Waymond winks?Live, Laugh, Love and WinkWhy DO they call it a Spaghetti Western?This is the first movie to make a fanny pack look extremely painfulOur eyes cannot zoom...yet!Secret Andy Le sighting?!EVERYONE sounds like Obi Wan!Everyone saves the cat!...and more!---
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Minute 29 - We Put Chapstick On A Bagel!
Apr 02, 2025On this episode:
How long does chapstick stay in your stomach?
Mrs. Doubtfire reference even EARLIER than the last one!
Uncle Owen hasn't died yet.
I wish I had an eyebrow scar...
I wish I had eyebrows
Apparently everyone else knows what moisture farming is
How much chapstick have YOU eaten in your lifetime?
...and more!
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Minute 28 - We Put A Sacred Promise On A Bagel!
Mar 26, 2025On this episode:
Special guest Mandy Kaplan, host of the Make Me A Nerd podcast!Mrs. Doubtfire reference right outta the gate!Wait......which Waymond IS this?Checkov's Divorce PapersWhy does "sacred promise" make me cry so much?They shared a sacred vape!Introducing Brian Le of the Martial Club!"She's a good girl," said Gong Gong NEVER!More Manilla Mel!Check out Martial Club on Youtube!Article about the Le Brothers...and more---
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Minute 27 - We Put A Punch In The Face On A Bagel!
Mar 19, 2025On this episode:
Waymond standing on businessEldritch MillennialsGive us five stars and I'll eat a whole pizza on the show!MY handwriting? What are YOU doing here?Googling "Stars In Their Underwear."What are YOUR macros?It's a Love ShoveThat's a killing punchCharles Nelson Riley? What are YOU doing here?AWESOME email from Lavender with some links!Love LanguagesVox: What the 5 love languages get right, and what they get very wrong A Vast, Pointless Gyration of Radioactive Rocks and Gas in Which You Happen to Occur, which you can read here...Possibilia, an eight minute interactive short about a... Duration: 01:07:43Minute 26 - We Put Not Being Ready To Fight On A Bagel!
Mar 12, 2025On this episode:
We love Manilla Mel!"I can't stress enough how this is not about you..."Two tongues in the cheek is worth one five star reviewDon't be Mister BumbleThe Dickens Trap!You're never more than a few feet away from a spider!Evil Deirdre? Regular Deirdre? Which one are YOU doing here?!I'm sorry, we were talking about guys in glasses?...and more!---
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Minute 25 - We Put Your Last Chance On A Bagel!
Mar 05, 2025On this minute:
Kynan is BACK! (sans appendix)Do you crush your cans and cartons?Ever notice you've never seen Deirdre and Bill The Butcher in the same place?That's a wound!Who wears the pants in your household?I'll take TWO audits!C. S. Lewis lied to us about Turkish DelightI like my cookies "Waymond Style.""Sharpie Deirdre"...and more!---
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We Put LOVE HURTS On A Bagel! • Member Bonus
Feb 28, 2025On this BONUS episode, we talk about the 2025 film LOVE HURTS starring Ke Huy Quan in his first leading role!
When Marvin (Ke Huy Quan), a Milwaukee realtor, receives a crimson envelope from Rose (Ariana DeBose)—a former partner-in-crime he left for dead—his carefully constructed façade crumbles. Suddenly thrust back into a world of ruthless hit men and betrayals, his open houses become deadly battlegrounds. Hunted by his brother, a volatile crime lord, Marvin must confront the dark choices of his past and a history he thought he'd buried forever.
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Feb 26, 2025On this episode:
Special guest IAN HINDEN?! What are YOU doing here?You're probably dead in another universeFight, Flight, Freeze or FebrezeCloset Waymond! NOOOOOOO!!!A peel behind the CurtisY'all got yourselves an Evelyn problem!Everybody follow @majers_coin_laundry and @kisvarday !...and get yourself a copy of the EEAAO Collector's Edition!---
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Minute 23 - We Put Every Rejection And Every Disappointment On A Bagel!
Feb 19, 2025On this episode:
There are BURNER universes?Where's the respect for our elders!Is this riz?What's YOUR Love Language?The Car Guy from CarsKa-chow your mother!Clean your workplace and KEEP it clean!Ptaxi! What are YOU doing here?!A great article about COLOR in EEAAO - Thanks, Lavender!---
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Minute 22 - We Put Gross Necklaces On A Bagel!
Feb 12, 2025On this episode:
Et tu, Waymond?Euler, Dancer, Soldier, SpyThe Tough Mom Mask slips!The beef between Deirdre and Evelyn...Is Evelyn an Aries?Save the Cat!Are you a Cyclops person or a Psylocke person?Don't look in the 7TB "Boring Tax Documents" file!Running into Goombas and away from mushroomsFaceHuggerBook - the perfect social media platform for the perfect organism....and more!---
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Minute 21 - We Put Butt Plugs On A Bagel!
Feb 05, 2025On this episode:
Spoilers for My Neighbor Totoro!Am I the only one who likes the crunchy papers?Playing house on your second mortgageLester has no houses, and Kynan has two houses....What's Kynan's problem?The Landlord SpecialI. Am paying. Attention. JLC didn't know it was a butt plug?!!Oh I get it! The IRS is a pain in the ass!Having Peking Duck in Beijing...and more!PLUS, some YouTube links. Thanks, Lavender!
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Duration: 01:17:17Minute 20 - We Put The Janitor's Closet On A Bagel!
Jan 29, 2025On this episode:
"Mrs. Waaang! Helloooooo!"Did you notice the "NOTICE" sign?How about.....PURPLE Nega Duck?Schrödinger's podcast episode"I don't have time for my audit appointment - I'm getting audited today!""In what world is there too much bread?!"...and more!---
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Minute 19 - We Put The Point Of No Return On A Bagel!
Jan 22, 2025On this episode:
I don't think we're in the IRS anymore, Toto...Truey! What are YOU doing here?!I can feel the tongue at the end of my toes!A shoe-in for Michelle Yeoh!"She's heeeeeere...."This Spielberg trap looks really expensive!"Don't forget to breathe?" Are the universes already merging?I learn what a "Zolly Shot" is!"We're gonna need a larger nautical vessel!""His name can't really be Elf-Rond, can it?"Thank you for coming to Campbell's Ted TalkAnother Ptaxi sighting!Deirdre and Desmond sittin' in a tree...the return of the Shakespeare Trap!...and more! <... Duration: 01:14:45Minute 18 - We Put Watsu Technicians On A Bagel!
Jan 15, 2025On this episode:
"I'm a ... p-podcaster..."Check out Julia Cameron's The Artist's Way"Evelyn, sing a song for her!"IRS ASMRDid you MATERIALLY participate?More than Les GrossmanDon't ask how the IRS Sausage is made!Turns out WE didn't know what Watsu was, either!What is this, Marcel the Shell Silverstein? With shoes on?Morning Pages, How about Morning RAGES?...and more!---
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Minute 17 - We Put Jamie Lee Curtis On A Bagel!
Jan 08, 2025On this episode:
JLC in the IRS!I don't know how to read flor numbersWhat the fvck is a moisture farmer?!Another Ptaxi sighting!What a weird place for an atrium!What's on the NINETH floor???"Out Deirdre on another floor."Where does the purple brick road go?Disney's Everything Everywhere All At Once 1 1/2: Simba's Pride: 25th Anniversary EditionThe origin of the photo...and more!---
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Minute 16 - We Put First Born On A Bagel!
Jan 01, 2025On this episode:
Paging Dr. Freud...The elevator doors are a metaphor!A LITERAL bundle of Joy!It's Smoothy, the Wallpaper-Smoother-Outer!OshKosh by gosh!A little bit of Waymond in my life...Never realized Peter Griffin was a verse-jumperThe WORST Shakespeare trap we've ever fallen into!Every Goofy Movie Everywhere All At Once...and more!---
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Minute 15 - We Put First Loves On A Bagel!
Dec 25, 2024On this episode:
I've been sleeping on bagel and locks!"My life flashed before my eyes! And I wasn't in it!"This is the episode Lester realizes he doesn't know words!"What A Fast Elevator!" - Son LuxFoster The People - Houdini"Asian Reacts To EEAAO"A Schrödinger's Cat joke that is funny and not funny at the same time...and more!---
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Minute 14 - We Put Fanny Packs On A Bagel!
Dec 18, 2024On this episode:
I'm not NOT not not saying that....Did YOU know about placebo buttons? (I didn't!)cineaste vs cinephileApologies to our British listeners...The history of "bum bags!"Special guest: Otzi the Iceman!Did Alpha Waymond pack that umbrella???bagels and donuts would make a DELICIOUS Venn Diagram....Do YOU see the IRS jellyfish? Everything Everywhere In My Heart...and more!---
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Minute 13 - We Put Title Cards On A Bagel!
Dec 11, 2024On this episode:
What are you thinking about?It was a prologue the while ti-THE WHOLE TIME?!The history of title cards...?!Fast Company articleFoter The PeopleLITTLE CAESARS PLEASE SPONSOR US!Michaelangelo is a narcGeorge C. Scott doesn't do drugs.....he IS drugs!Filming locationsPtaxi the Pterodactyl!...and more!---
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Minute 12 - We Put Unsolicited Diet Advice On A Bagel!
Dec 04, 2024On this episode:
Evelyn, what are you doing?There's some tea down at the Wangs!Drive safe (for once in your goddamn life!)A Farewell To JoyIs there a word for "sad montage?"We left Becky Home Alone!...and more!Plus Fresh Air's interview with Michelle Yeoh
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Minute 11 - We Put Good Friends On A Bagel!
Nov 27, 2024On this episode:
Who's the dung beetle, here?Gal Pals and Buggery BoysVery platonicDa-bi or Dai-bei?WHERE IS GONG GONG'S BREAKFAST?!"Please give us five stars!"our first email!...and more!---
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Minute 10 - We Put James Hong On A Bagel!
Nov 20, 2024On this episode:
He's right behind them, isn't heGong Gong has entered the chatGoonies never say DIE!Everyone's A Little But RacistActors are very poorAn IFTS?Go Gophers!The HongfatherCheck out East West Players!...and more!---
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Minute 09 - We Put Broken Dreams On A Bagel
Nov 13, 2024On this episode:
We just don't know how to be any fucking clearer!A little but of Waymond on the screen...Giving Jerry what's what!Rick knows all the moves!Did you spot the hidden raccoon?"The Sound of the King of Music and I"Turn down for..............WHAT?🎵Just put your hand in my hand and we spiiiiiiiiiin🎵The RETURN of the Phantom of High School Theatre!...and more!---
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Minute 08 - We Put Security Camera Footage On A Bagel!
Nov 06, 2024On this episode:
What is Waymond up to?Despairing Joy and hints of JobuMisery loves company, and mental illness loves ME!The history of Barney Google, the googol, Google, and googly eyes!Evelyn is a moodHow do I do....what?from BIPO!Waymond has become THE MATRIX!...and MORE!extra music by Kevin MaCleod
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Minute 07 - We Put Jenny Slate And Biff Wiff On A Bagel!
Oct 30, 2024On this episode:
How long has Gong Gong been with us?Other people count sheep, Gong Gong counts disappointmentsWe meet Debbie the Dog Mom, played by Jenny Slate!Didja hear what they're doing in Springfield?!Marcel the Shell sells seashells at the seashore (with shoes on.)Pinocchio's LabyrinthWe meet Rick, played by Biff Wiff!pickled peckers....Everybody wants to talk to Evelyn!What's she gonna do with that bat??!...and more!---
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Minute 06 - We put The Wrong White Paint On A Bagel!
Oct 23, 2024On this episode of Every Minute Of Everything Everywhere All At Once:
Evelyn turns into a kitchen!Becky makes Evelyn and Gong Gong do a trust fall!Bad Michael Caine impressionsBad Edward G. Robinson impressionsExtremely accurate George Lucas impressionsStairs make GREAT shelves (but it doesn't work the other way!)Gather ye rosebuds while ye may (Who put these rosebuds on the stairs?!)It's Tumbly, the Tumble Dryer!Everything has a kami (but not really). ...and more!---
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Minute 05 - We Put The Elderly On A Bagel!
Oct 16, 2024On this episode of Every Minute Of Everything Everywhere All At Once:
It's all Becky all the time!Happy little circles!"Fire sometimes lit, but sometimes mid, bruh." Everybody Loves Waymond (didn't we already do this joke?)How To Win Friends And Save The MultiverseTwo pots for spaghetti? Crazy!Did YOU catch that wholesome can of DANIEL'S Soup?Special guest....Captain Howdy?!Kitchen Peninsula! ...and more!---
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Minute 04 - We Put Stephanie Hsu and Tallie Medel On A Bagel!
Oct 09, 2024On this episode of Every Minute Of Everything Everywhere All At Once:
The Teppanyaki Universe, aka.......I LOVE Kubrick films! Like......I do a REAL LIFE spit take!This summons is DIRE!We meet Joy! And Stephanie Hsu!We meet Becky! And Tallie Medel!I have used that dryer!Shout out to Majers Coin Laundry in San Fernando, CA!Stephanie Hsu's audition for EEAAOTake a class with Tallie Medel!...and more!---
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Minute 03 - We Put Family Photos On A Bagel!
Oct 02, 2024On this episode of Every Minute Of Everything Everywhere All At Once:
Plato says SOCRATES says....What is "bank?"Kynan pitches his COUSIN'S podcast??? "I'm not confused, I just don't know what's going on!"EVERY party is Gong Gong's party!Listeners, you are our Gong Gong...and more!---
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Minute 02 - We Put Michelle Yeoh and Ke Huy Quan On A Bagel!
Sep 25, 2024On this minute of Every Minute of Everything Everywhere All At Once:
We meet Michelle Yeoh AND Evelyn Wang!Squaring the circles......and circling the squares!Somebody PLEASE make a "Where's Evelyn" book!You thought we WEREN'T gonna talk about Mrs. Doubtfire?Michelle Yeoh wasn't a Bond Girl... Pierce Brosnan was a Yeoh Boy. We meet Ke Huy Quan and Waymond Wang!What's the name of the movie again?...and more! Duration: 01:32:31Minute 01 - We Put Everything Everywhere All At Once On A Bagel!
Sep 18, 2024Welcome to Every Minute of Everything Everywhere All At Once, a show where we attempt to explain, evaluate, enlighten and elucidate the Academy Award-winning film, Everything Everywhere All At Once, minute by multiversal minute! Now, you may only see a couple of chuckleheads trying to talk about a movie and getting distracted by all the cool references and easter eggs… but we see a story! Follow us through the multiverse as we explore each individual minute of this amazing film!
On this first episode:
We start the movie with FIVE BAGELS....and two colons. Are you the... Duration: 00:43:34We Put Everything Everywhere All At Once in a Trailer
Sep 04, 2024Lester and Kynan attempt to explain, evaluate, enlighten, and elucidate the Academy Award-winning film Everything Everywhere All At Once, minute by multiversal minute! Now, you may only see a couple of chuckleheads trying to talk about a movie and getting distracted by all the cool references and easter eggs…but we see a story! Follow us through the multiverse as we explore each individual minute of this amazing film!
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