Mix and Mush

Stranger Things is a nightmare from which I cannot wake until I am dead and even then I can't guarantee it

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No one made him do this, and yet if he had stopped we would have all been very angry.

Happy New Year from Mix and Mush! Drive safe and don't take any wooden nickels, ya cheese bags.

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"You there, boy! What day is this?"

"Why, it's Arbor day o'course!"

"My, but the spirits have missed their mark, haven't they?"

"Sir?"

"Those ghosts tricked me"

Merry Christmas from Richard and Dan!

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This is the Dan that writes the show descriptions, and I'm here to tell you that my hair is on fire and my fingers are snakes. Help!

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Stop buying up my properties, Uncle Moneybags! I gotta see about a gal out west and I need them pork scratchin's for impressin' her!

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Maybe we don't like movies as much as we thought we did.

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In this very special episode, Richard shows Dan the true meaning of Thanksgiving. Dan is impressed, and donates his entire coal magnate fortune to a local animal shelter, who then abscond with the money. Turns out this shelter was run by the Six Mighty Sons of Brumpt, and the long con of trying to make Dan a better person was just a ruse to get craps table money.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

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This episode of Mix and Mush is brought to you by Sludge.

Sludge needs no introduction. We can all remember the first time we cracked open a can (or popped a bottle, if you're a real geezer) and that sickly sweet smell of Sludge hit out little noses. For those of us who didn't run to the wastebasket right away, we felt what experts call the "Stinging Nettle Effect" of Sludge's delicious tang hit our tongues and change our tastebuds forever. Sludge has graciously sponsored the show, and we couldn't be more thankful even if we...

You've all been clamoring for it, well here it is. Stop asking for the Grimace episode, we put it out!

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We're all recovering from Halloween, so let's enjoy a nice episode about a couple of insane movies before we tuck into Turkey Time.

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It's finally here! The best time of the year, and I have to deal with all these monsters stealing my candy. Don't you just hate being a skeleton with goo all over you?

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I seen a KitKat choke up a fella's veins.

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If the title of the episode doesn't make sense, just chalk that up to how scary things are getting this October.

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All our spooky friends are here!

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And Dan is going to lose his mind over it.

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I am so sick, but I need to Pokemon GO TO THE POLLS!

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Thursday, October 31st. The city streets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too. Watching. 2 years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully. It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that light hits the sky, it's not just a call- it's a warning. To them. Fear is a tool. They think I'm hiding in the shadows...

On that D'ohmascus road.

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Well, here I am. Down an arm and surrounded by androids. Something awfully familiar about all this...

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I promise you, whatever you think that title means, you're wrong.

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I can take you up to the castle yon, dear boy, but be wary as I understand two young gentlemen oft discuss eating their own legs up their when things get blustery and thundery.

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I gotta unload this haunted doll, pal, can you do me a solid?

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One last job before I take the big sheesh. You're a good kid, but you got no vision, and no respect for heistcraft. I'll tell ya somethin', junior, it's all about partybuildin' and goal orientation. Now pass me those chicken fries and that frozen coke.

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Good lord, what an achievement!

Thank you all for listening. Here's to many more!!

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Welcome to a new bonus series called Called Open Theater! Join Richard and Dan as they dance dangerously close to the edge of improv comedy to come up with on-the-spot movie pitches to get you hooked for stories that may one day find themselves on the page of some word document buried on their hard drives.

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Originally published under the title Jonathan Joestar - His Youth, the manga was serialized from December 1986 to October 1987 in Weekly Shonen Jump. The part was later renamed to Phantom Bloodline in JOJO A-GO!GO! in 2000, then to its current title in the Bunko Edition in 2002.

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All you must do is travel backward in time to the nineteen hundred and nineteen nineties. Is that so much to ask of you?

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Hey, hey, have you heard?

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Turmoil has engulfed the greasy spoon diner where they serve hard-boiled eggs for like 40 cents. The taxation of trade routes to outlying chicken farms is in dispute.

Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Egg Federation has stopped all shipping to the small diner.

While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Egg has secretly dispatched two Egg Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict....

Richard came up with a movie game...

From the twisted mind of Richard come even more cryptids. Dan can't contain his excitement, so please listen RIGHT NOW PUT DOWN YOUR MEAL DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT EATING IT I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE HUNGRY

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Have you ever wanted to see what Mix and Mush would be like in another universe? Well, we might not know exactly what that looks like, but we at least have some ideas on the other titles we thought about for the show.

Come take a listen to our first bonus episode from the Patreon, and join up for many more!

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I come to this pastaria for class, not spooky meals. Get me the chef and a refund post-haste.

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I watched that tape and feel fine. Sure, my hair is on fire and I've been eating nothing but worms, but that was kinda my plan for the weekend anyway.

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Check out this nostalgic trip down memory lane! Just don't veer off the path, we can't vouch for your safety in the Wyld Wood.

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With great power comes great Gnome Phone. Use it wisely.

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We're taking this one all the way to the bank, baby.

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Fear not the Krankenhög, mein liebling! It is to be devoutly wished that it should come crawling in through the window when you are sleeping.

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Listen, Nic, it's your agent. I got a guy on the horn from Altoona sayin' he's got a weasel with human teeth. Now I don't know if he means he's got 'em in his head or if he's got 'em, like, in a jar, but either way I figure this is a solid investment. Are you in or do I gotta tell this guy to pound sand? Anyways, call me back. The wife left me and I'm...I'm not doin' great, Nic. It's been a while since I heard from you. Love you.

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Even more silly goofs, gafs, and laughs. Thank you to Richard for an incredible compilation!

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I shall become legend in my own time, which is of course your time that I have fallen into because of that dastarly time robot what done this to me.

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I just wish you had run it by me first.

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Dan is in Japan, and he found all these little Yokai guys!

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Do not trap my little mouse.

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This town might have about as much space as we need, which is lucky because I've got a lot of boxes from my last move and I don't want to downsize.

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Listen, these orphans need this money but none of us are happy about it.

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I'm just saying I would have my schedule figured out.

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It's just so early and I'm really tired and that sounds like so much work. Honestly is it even worth it because if you don't have flying cars yet I don't really care if I'm being real with you right now.

Also, please forgive Dan's microphone, it was eaten by a badger in this episode.

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This joke made more sense when we called it Episode II, but for naming conventions in our podcasting feed it's not as punchy. Don't blame us, blame the algorithm.

Please don't come after us, George Lucas, we can't afford to fight you in space combat.

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I need to stop taking jewels from crones.

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Because we haven't.

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In this episode, Dan and Richard discuss Attack on Titan and Fall of the House of Usher. They have more in common then you'd think, and if you're not careful...you just might learn something!

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I fear Trunko may have caused some audio issues for Dan, but it cleared up by the time the boys got to Richard's advice section. This will all make sense when you listen, trust me.

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Like any good podcast, we have many impenetrable references that can make going back to the start feel intimidating, pointless, and weird. (Note to self, Intimidating, Pointless, and Weird is a good name for a spin-off show.)

Thanks to Richard for putting together a hilarious look back at the few episodes of Mix and Mush! If you don't know where to start, want to get a flavor for our silly show, or are a fan who wants to take a look back at the greatest hits of the year, join Dan and Richard as they laugh...

I never knew the meaning or

the lyrics to this song,

But always liked the sound of it,

so I'll try to sing along!

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or patreon.com/mixandmush

https://www.youtube.com/@MixandMush

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Have you been good this year? What movie will little Orson bring you on Christmas morn?

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It's just that I'm the cheeriest that I've ever been in my life and I just want to share and spread yuletide joy.

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A far of Mix that's like a scattered memory. A scattered memory that's like a far off mush.

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On that day, Mix and Mush remembered...

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All the turkeys have found their way into the electrical work, and honestly I'm not liking their odds.

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Well, well, well, if it isn't the magical imp that I made a deal with all those years ago. Come to collect, eh? Well, joke's on you, I never HAD a first born!

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Kakarot! I have a proposition for you. I'm only going to say this once, so listen carefully; I, Vegeta, the prince of all saiyans, would like to offer you, Kakarot, the opportunity to listen to Mix and Mush on this splendid occasion. With Nappa gone, I don't really have a buddy to listen to podcasts with and honestly the inside jokes aren't as fun if I can't parrot them to someone else.

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Look, it was bound to come up sometime, okay? We can't be two beardy white guys and NOT talk about Star Wars on the podcast at least once.

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Maybe you all aren't ready for this yet.

But you're kids are gonna love it.

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Look, I'm not saying I don't want the ghoul in my downstairs mudroom, I'm just hoping he respects my wishes to remove his ghoul shoes before coming into the house.

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It is time. Yes, time for spooky scary things to make their way even further into the Mix and Mush world. Sure, Dan and Richard talk about horror every episode, BUT now it's in October, and so close to Halloween, so y'know. Pretty rad, honestly. I mean I like it. Whatever, stop judging me. What, you're Mr. Perfect? Oh. Oh I see. My apologies, Mr. Perfect.

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I woke up in a room with no doors, and all I could think was "Where did that hanging calendar go?"

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Get your Mix and Mush branded propane tanks* today!

*While supplies last, propane tanks may contain neither propane nor be housed in a tank and may in fact be an old red gem that we found under a witch's bed.

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Look, I'm not saying that anything bad will happen if that sandwich comes back, I'm just heavily implying it.

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Been an awful long time since the Mix and Mush come 'round this way. Some say it's a bad omen, of ill things to come, and I can't say as I blame 'em. I just hope they talk about Dragon Ball Z in this one...maybe like the Broly movie? These old bones loved that first Broly movie, let me tell ya.

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Well thank goodness that didn't last that long. I forgot that we even put that rail track down in the studio, so it's that much more embarrassing that we went off them like that.

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Listen, one can only Mix and Mush for so long. Two, on the other hand? Now you're talking longevity, my friend!

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Listen, it's okay to Mix and Mush. Embrace it, love it and make it part of your daily life. No one will judge you but your friends and family.

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Not only do we love movies, but we love video games. And if you can believe it, we're also incredibly smart and handsome. This description was NOT written by our mothers.

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Alright, I'm really excited for this episode, but does anyone else think this is kind of... I don't know, getting out of hand? Look, I'm all for a third episode, but what could this possibly lead to? A fourth? God forbid, a fifth? Listen, I just think that we need to sit down with Mix and Mush and really - Oh, shoot, they're here. Uh, hey Mix and Mush! Great to see another episode! Damn, do you think they heard me?

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Unbelievable, these two insane kids actually made another episode. Not only that, but they've uploaded and distributed it. What's next, some kind of third episode? Things are getting out of hand.

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Welcome to Mix and Mush! Dan and Richard have such sights to show you, so join them as they kick off a brand new series!

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Welcome to Mix and Mush! Are you ready to talk all things horror, comedy, and Dragon Ball for some reason? Well then tune in, folks, and get ready to Mix and Mush with Dan and Richard. It's jazz, baby!

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