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That new intro hits, one time I met the zoom zoom kid, that's a story I tell sometimes. THAT GUY is rich as hell.

This week Nate is gray man-ing, he's gray man-ed out because of the hat. Dean also has his funny hat on, and he talks about muffs. What else, what else, Jesus. I totally forgot to upload this episode because I am working very hard on the big stream coming up. We check in with Jeremy Fragrance, we look at some new...

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Hows that new intro feeling?

We have one of the biggest episodes we've ever had out for you today. We have a very special guest, Molly McAleer on the show to talk about Fast Food House, Bill Cosby Jello pudding, and Puppy Surprise. If you got 4 puppies we want to hear from you. Molly also tells us about her love of soup.

Listen, do yourself a favor kid. You need to be listening to all of Molly's Content. You need to follow her...

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Konichiwagwan mina Christmas slimes

That's right it's Christmas morning and we are putting out fresh content for you the listeners. We put in the work to say the words for you to hear while your eyes enjoy your children and or pets opening presents on Christmas morning.

Just imagine your stupid ass son just got a hot wheel and Dean is talking about fetish bald guy content. Maybe your thot daughter got a bunch of corn syrup and Nate is talking about a woman with a big ass who...

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Konichiwagwan mina slimes, its episode 50 of No Promo you crodie ass gerbert.

We've done 50 of these, and a couple bonus episodes and now we all hate each other. No Seriously, I caught McCrae planning to kill Dean. Like take his ass out so all of this stops. And honestly I don't blame him, I was planning to do it too.

Everything is really bad out there guys, the president (not my president) is talking about turning all the money off. And money is primarily why I started a podcast...

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Konichiwagwan mina slimes, we got Chris Murphy on the show to talk about ads. Unfortunately Skunty was 1 for 3 on this weeks episode you hate to see it. You already know it is what it is by far by far. Don't forget to likecommentsuscribe god bless, amen, peace be with you.

The show is about when your fridge talks to you, we talk about how actresses are crazy man, and what the fuck is happening to Mario Lopez. It's the Boxbollen episode fam, don't sleep on it. BOXBOLLEN! 

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No Promo back at it again, we got Shake in tow tonight. Loocem is playing Arc Raiders you know what it is. 

The show is about mad men and smoking tonight. We watch Ernest do some stuff, he's so cool. We talk about the Ernest humiliation ritual. We talk about how Ernest says Meller Yeller. We do talk about other stuff too not just Ernest stuff. Shake is so funny and his beard is so powerful. Check out Shake's twitch stream here

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It is the Thanksgiving episode my dude.

STEVE, HOW GOES IT. CARL LOOKING GOOD. DAVE HOWS SHE HANGIN. *big hand shake* Basically I have to make these really illegible so Dean will take over writing them. He convinced me to do this show and he said he would write these. Basically its the new episode and we are talking all about Thanksgibing. We are talking about how to display your power in front of your in laws, and as always we are not doctors or...

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Do not feed your grandma to the computer.

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KONNICHIWAGWAN MINNA SLIMES

Don't be waste yute croskie kun listen to the podskie eh? Top Left. Go nyam on a Tims a chill broskie before I make you look like a gerbert eh? Check your glasses before you catch a deafass eh gerbert? Slime We Good? Sweeter mans like me like sweet tings, two two eh? I'm marved for some Tims croskie kun for real.

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READ THIS BITCH! 

Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo whatsup No Promo Nation - THE LAST 2 MINUTES OF THIS EPISODE HAVE BEEN CUT OFF DUE TO OUR BITCH PODCAST HOSTING SITE. 

If you would like to hear the end of the episode head on over to Youtube.com/nopromo-pod

Whats good No promo heads one time when I was little I met sponch bob. Skunty is back. We pitch a new version of Encino Man buuuuuddy. It's all about respect baby. This episode is brought to yo...

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YES WE DID!

Nate and Dean's Podcast is made exclusively from the finest liberal milk man can attain. We milk only the most ornery and cantankerous liberals and leftists. We load em up with hay, and we wait right until these god damn liberals are about to burst, and then we milk em real good. You should see how relieved they are when we express all the milk from them. It's quite a sight. We take the woke milk, and we drink it, and that's what powers our podcasting ventures.

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This clout shit is funny to me.

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We talk about If is Peachy Baby a slime lady? We talk about a sick ass phone with crocodile on it. And... ha... oh yeah... It's the Dude Wipes Fart Cam episode. How could you want for anything else habibis and habibtis

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Yo yo yo yooooo yo. Wagwam No Promo Heads

It's No Promo (two buddies just chilling out) back at it again, We are not late, it is still Thursday don't come for us or you will regret it.

We talk about Karma in practice, Brothers who are doing kissing, a Meme based advertising company that I'm considering doing actionable threats against, and THE SAN JOSE SHARKS CHUM BUCKET.

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Nya See! Nyyyyyaaaaa See! Get outta here kid yah bother me! This is the kind of stuff the Red M&M was always saying. 

And The Yellow Guy? Duhhhh, Duuuuuuuuuh, Duuuuuuuuuuh. That's what he sounded like.

The Green one. Right? Right?

We talk about the EM AND EMS DAWG. Some other people on the pod may try to talk about other stuff. But I set their asses straight, took the belt to em. The M&M's have very low hip mobility because of their disgusting freakish proportions. W...

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Whats up chat! Ya'll thought this one wasn't going to drop today, I know. Ya'll thought oh Nate and Dean have been putting out weekly podcasts for 2 weeks there is no way they will get it out on this 3rd week. Fuck you listener, you are not our dad, we've got like our own thing going that we are proud of and we are NOT going to college or joining the army or cutting our hair.

We talk about Nicotine Pouches, Brothers who are doing kissing, and a whole ass flavored...

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It's No Promo, weekly, no big whoop

Listen, okay, listen, this is a rough one but that's okay. We will get through it together. And WHY, Master Bruce, do we fall? So we can get back up.

The Kitty Poo Club is a new and exciting way to get fresh, delicious cat poos delivered directly to your door. Any type of poop you want, from any race of cat you could imagine. Are you sick of eating your own cats turds over and over again, and don't they always...

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Whats up weekly podcast No Promo dropping. No big deal. It's the incest episode nah nah just playing it's all love its all love. Davinki, Island Boys, Property, any kind of brothers you can think of we are cool with it, no kissing though because the FBI could interfere.

We talk about Kissing Brothers, Brothers who are doing kissing, and Brothers that kiss. Nate did not crash out before the recording of this episode.

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Hello this is the last episode of No Promo, NOT. We are moving to a weekly format, very exciting, Patreon content after that. BIG NEWS.

We talk about TRON ARES, The Pasta Queen Grrrrrowl, and Baby Scrat

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Hello No Promo listeners do not forget you are the product. We got a brand new Episode for you with lots of fun advertising content.

We talk about Last Z Survivor Shooter, Bump Energy Powder, and a Ratatouille dab spinner.

Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the No Promo Podcast with Nate and Dean...

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No Promo Winter Soldiers activate; Foxtrot, Montana, Beta, Big Booties. Nah just playing, relax its A JOKE. We got  a brand new Episode for you with lots of fun advertising content.

We talk about Sydney Sweeney suckin on that thang, Mr. Hammerhand's Egg Prestige, and also how Jenifer Lopez does not need any man.

Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information d...

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This is a public service announcement to the parents of the world. Do not let your child watch Bad Guys 2 (in theaters now). Do not let them engage with the Bad Guys 1 Fandom. No Promo is a podcast about ads, sure, but we also care about the global community at large. If you're looking on one of those pornography websites for Bad Guys content you should be ashamed of yourself. It's children's media. I'll get off my soapbox now. 

What's up No Promo listeners today we've got a doozy for you. O...

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What is up No Promo Nation

We got  a brand new Episode for you with lots of fun advertising content.

We are joined by no one at all to talk about HornBlasters dot com, Trapping  Luis Guzmán in the nightmare dimension, and luxury blanket systems.

Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the...

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What is up No Promo Nation

We got  a brand new Episode for you with lots of fun advertising content.

We are joined by our friend Brie to talk about Chicago Labubu connects, pro-sumer audio recording set ups, premium soda refrigerators, and Skrat the squirrel. 

Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the No...

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What is up No Promo Assholes

We have got a really great, brand new episode for you with lots of fun premium advertising content and a really great guest if we do say so ourselves.

We are joined by our friend Rob Schulte (@robsrobsrobsrobsrobs) to talk about one of the most important works of art of the 21st century: The television program Vanderpump Rules, and all of the great Vanderpump ads. We talk about Netflix restaurant, We muse about Spangles, and we bust it down on the castle doctrine...

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What is up No Promo Nation

We got  a brand new Episode for you with lots of fun advertising content.

We are joined by our friend Word to talk about Massachusetts, we mansplain a product that's not for us, and we found Bitcoin Ben's Bitcoin Buddy's Bunk House you already know.

Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, l...

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What is up Nopromoiacs

We got  a brand new Episode for you with lots of fun advertising content.

We are joined by our friend Kreg (@awizardorb) to talk about trucks, sprite, Drake using Sprite to make his raps better, The Jurassic Park NBA commercials, and the Modern Family Royal Kingdoms game commercial or whatever.

Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to m...

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Now You See Me 3: Now You Don't is dropping into theaters this summer like a magician through a trap door. Where can you see it? We'll never tell... uwu.

Thaddeus Bradley is a bitch and he will never prove to me that magic isn't real because magic lives in your heart no matter what.

Welcome to No Promo,  As-salamu alaykum my friends and brothers.

We are talking about just, like the most absolute craziest shit this week. I really don't even know how to hype it up e...

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Ni Hao all my friends on Xiaohongshu are you tired of paying top dollar for American name brand podcasts?

Here at Nate and Dean Podcast productions we have huge quality control and some of the best white guys that talk about Back to the Future and cartoon pornography. And we are excited to have this space to share our experiences with you.

Some of the major American luxury podcast brands could charge you up to $8 for this kind of product but here and N&D INC Podcasts Limited we...

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 I renamed the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America. And likewise, I renamed for a great president, William McKinley, Mount McKinley, again. Beautiful Alaska. We love Alaska. We’ve ended the tyranny of so-called Diversity, Equity and Inclusion policies all across the entire federal government and indeed the private sector and our military. And our country will be woke no longer. Joe Biden especially let the price of eggs get out of control. The egg prices out of control. And we are working hard to get it back down. Secretary, do a goo...

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 I really want to talk about Severance but i can't because nobody watched it yet because they have no motion and don't got it like I do. I was really disappointed with the movie flight plan, it was so bad, and we all know love him or hate him that Mel can make a picture. Don't really know what happened with that one. My son is being a real bastard these days, he bit my shirt and ripped it so we had to have a talk about that. All in all me and t...

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It's the Big Game folks. The Super Bowl if you will. We are Nate and Dean, and we're here to offer you some of our best sportsball advertisements. But we aren't just talking football, we're discussing how to achieve viral fame with our friend Sleeves. Sleeves has a very successful Youtube channel where he does all kinds of crazy stuff. Want to go viral, earn money online, and make friends with celebrities? Listen to this podcast.



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Hello welcome back to No Promo, we got a good episode today with all the sides and fixins. Come on by we'll make you a plate.
Our good friend Waldo is on the grill and we've got a selection of good little videos to watch (eat). There are good laughs and chill times in the cooler. uh. We got a fire pit going which um, is the mics, or, whatever. We're playing beer pong, no that's stupid. Um, uhhhhhhhhhh. The computers are like, um like the game with the bean bags, where...

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What's up everyone it's No Promo. We've got ads, you love them don't you? We love them. We love bringing the people what they want. And what's the thing people want most? 

Boxbollen! It's the game our Surgeon General or whatever wants you to play. Cures brain worms 100% of the time! Tackle your resolution to stay in shape by punching a little ball strapped to your head in front of your stupid freak grandkids! 

This episode features plenty of 3D Print dick measuring (Nate wins, bigger spool), and the co...

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No-Ho-Ho Promo! 'tis the season to hear Nate, Dean, and McCrae discuss all kinds of ads and funny stuff. It's a real AI heavy episode, from using it to make the theme song to exploring holiday wishlist ads for products that don't exist. Want to make a video game or an NFT or something on the blockchain that might be a game? Boy have we got the confusing X.com account for you today. This festive epsiode was of course recorded before the holidays but here we are, after them. Don't worry because...

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It's another Core 3™ episode of No Promo which means you've got McCrae's little drink report, a bunch of psychotic mobile game ads, and of course Nate has to tell us which type of guy he'd be in a community he doesn't belong to. All of this wrapped up by a new segment FR or FOH, where Dean puts the fellas to the test to determine whether these Facebook Marketplace listings are for real.

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Stop the fuckin' presses (do they still use those?) it's a new episode of No Promo featuring our wonderful friend Brie. We discuss all kinds of stuff on this episode, ranging from anti-goblin mobile games to how squirting was handled during each decade throughout history since its creation in 1969. We also discuss the 2024 election, and what went wrong for Jill Stein. No Promo - we’re with her.

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Hey No Promo stans, today we're joined by our friend Cam aka ADPP. We discuss sexual machines designed to lick your shit crazy, Gordon Ramsey's Chef Blast, and some of the horny ads Dean's local pizza place is posting. Big surprise Nate comes out of the gate being persecuted. Uhh, what else, what else... I haven't listened to the whole thing in a while but I bet we also talk about Sabrina Carpenter, Elon Musk and folks like that.

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 Hot 2 Go whats up No Promiacs, whats going on, it's a good day. 
Olivia Rodrigo Today we have a new episode out with our good friend Dr. Fuzz - @localmaninarea. 
Skibidi Toilet Dr Fuzz is a rogue lothario Italian guy who watches some ads with us and talks about the events of the day. 
Girthmaster Rizzler Big Justice Skibidi Ohio Kai Cenat Sleepover Stream Stepsister Anime Gamer 
This weeks random description keywords are sponsored by PitvipeR. 

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Today the No Promo boys are sitting down with Dace, famed twitch streamer and dearest friend. We're discussing all kinds of ads. Us boys have all sorts of fun talkin' drool pills, among other things but really all I can remember are those nasty sex freak mints. I've been eating too much drool mints. Anyways please listen and enjoy, and check out twitch.tv/dace09

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Tune into this week's No Promo where we're delivering too much good stuff right into your ears and eyes. 
We're joined by our dear friend ShakeNBakey, a prolific Twitch Streamer and baseball genius. 
Listen as we explore the world of old video game commercials, and learn about a new concept called 'Trump Time.' Listen and leave us a review if you think Nate should go to the dentist.

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EXT. FOOD STAND - HANNA + NEIL - NIGHT
at a table. Headlights stream by to and from the airport: business people, families going on vacations, people living normal lives who have never used guns to kill people, never experienced physical violence, some who have never been stolen from and never steal. Surrounded on all sides by this flow of normalcy:

Seven years in Folsom. In the hole for three. McNeil before that.

Yeah.

Was McNeil as tough as they say?

You looking to become...

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You're all in for it this time. Nate and Dean are buckling down and talking about one of the most important movies of the generation: "Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting."

In this episode there are ads, there are promoted posts, and there are full on spoilers for the film Longlegs. 

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Whats up homie, it's another episode of No Promo. 
Today the boys sit down with friend and self-exiled film Twitter guy Brett Thousand. 
Brett may have turned his back on the movies, but he still gets all the references to things like Art the Clown and A Bronx Tale. 
We're discussing ads from delightful coffee companies, Adam & Eve clit blasters, and our favorite impressionist Tony, debuting a brand new character. 
We also spend about a half hour watching and decoding the web of lore around the Costco Guys. 
Rizzl...

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Hey Guys, boy doing a podcast is a lot of work, but we love it don't we folks. If I'm elected we'll be getting a lot more a lot better podcasts, that's for sure. You'll be saying no please, don't be giving me so many good and normal podcasts. The sound quality is too good no stop. Beautiful country out here, Boy that's a big truck, Boy I would love to drive away in that big truck I had such a good life, such a good life.

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Doc takes a day off work at the factory to look at some dumb ads

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it's our friend ol' skunty

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Rod Berry is here to look at some crap with us

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The podcast's success is stressing us out. Spotlight on a guy we know who likes to be stomped by giant women. Nate finds a very funny Chinese sign maker.

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This episode took a long time to edit because Dean kept using slurs.

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Imagine you die in a helicopter crash and there's a picture of a hamburger with an ice cube on it right above the headline

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Nate's pop-pop goes viral in Italy

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Nate hates a weed guy. Dean defends Drake in a ten minute tirade we had to delete.

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Nate and Dean's first episode exploring promoted ads that suck. Dean had no volume on his tv as a teenager.

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