Go Touch Grass
By: Sonoro
Language: en
Categories: Comedy
“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending topics so listeners can do just that.Catch all new episodes every Wednesday. Sonoro..
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Ashley Tisdale's Toxic Mom Group (w/ Alise & Milly!)
Jan 07, 2026Guest: No guest just gals!
Topics: AI Brooklyn Bridge Fireworks (Scam Likely), Ashley Tisdale's Toxic Mom Group (The Discourse), Nick Shirley (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:36:072025 Memes in Review (w/Milly & Alise!)
Dec 31, 2025Our annual Memes in Review episode where we go month by month to break down all the memes that made us laugh, cringe, or cry in 2025!
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Duration: 01:24:35AMA Mailbag Episode (w/ Alise & Milly!)
Dec 24, 2025You asked, we answered! Our annual AMA Mailbag episode is here!
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Duration: 00:38:21I Love My Disgusting Wife (w/ Lyz Lenz!)
Dec 17, 2025Episode Notes
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Guest: Lyz Lenz (get her book This American Ex-Wife here!)
Topics: 120k Remote vs. 240k in person (The Discourse), AITA for Calling My Wife Disgusting (The Discourse pt. 2), The Solidcore Drama (Grasshole of the Week)
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Hair By Chrissy + Updates! (w/ Milly & Alise!)
Dec 10, 2025In this unlocked Patreon episode, Milly walks Alise through some TikTok hair drama. Even if you already heard the ep on Patreon, jump to the end of the episode at 1:12:45 for some updates on the saga and don't forget to sign up for the Go Touch Grass Patreon so you can hear all the drama when its fresh. Subscribe here.
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Duration: 01:18:08Using ChatGPT Perfectly (w/ Kel Cripe!)
Dec 03, 2025Guest: Kel Cripe
Topics: People using ChatGPT to cheat their hobbies (The Discourse), Food Influencer vs. French Pastry Shop (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:21:09Vertical Dramas (w/ Alexis Pereira!)
Nov 26, 2025GET TICKETS TO A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM (BUT BETTER) 12/4 7PM AT SECOND CITY HERE
Guest: Alexis Pereira
Topics: In this unlocked Patreon episode, Milly and Alise interview their friend and fellow comedian Alexis Pereira about the 30+ vertical dramas he's been in. Want more GTG Patreon content? Sign up here.
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Duration: 01:12:43Bubbagate (w/ Michelladonna!)
Nov 19, 2025Guest: Michelladonna
Topics: The Epstein "Bubba" Email (The Discourse), Elyse Myers vs. Booktok (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:29:56Sydney Sweeney: Box Office Bombshell (w/ Chris Burns!)
Nov 12, 2025Guest Host: Chris Burns
Topics: Sydney Sweeney discourse (The Discourse), The Woman Calling Churches to Ask About Formula (Grasshero), Black Tie Wedding Guest Fail (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:18:08Cheaters vs. TikTok (w/ Glorelys Mora!)
Nov 05, 2025Guest: Glorelys Mora (Get tickets to her NYCF show 11/9 here!)
Topics: Hello Kitty Funko Pop + Ari & Ethan + Justin vs. Blake + Nicki Minaj (Software Update), Should you tell your friend's partner if they're cheating? (The Discourse), UMiami Influencer Drama (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:43:16Dax & Kristen: Cringe Couple (w/ Jamie Linn Watson!)
Oct 29, 2025Guest: Jamie Linn Watson (check out Skit on Tubi November 14th!)
Topics: Kristen Bell's anniversary post (The Discourse), Peanut Butter Toast Lady (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:34:26Gen Alpha, Funko Pops, and Sombr (w/ Steven Zakari!)
Oct 22, 2025Guest: Steven Zakari
Topics: The Case of the Stolen Hello Kitty Funko Pop (The Discourse), Sombr vs. a disgruntled fan (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:36:40Shakira Won the Breakup LIVE (w/ Dani Castañeda!)
Oct 15, 2025Guest: Dani Castañeda live at the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival!
Topics: Bad Bunny Mad Libs (A Game!), Shakira vs. Piqé (The Discourse), Mexican teen influencer drama (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:05:54Riyadh Comedy Dweebazoids (w/ Doug Widick!)
Oct 08, 2025**NYC CHECK US OUT TONIGHT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM**
Guest: Douglas Widick
Topics: The Riyadh Comedy Festival (The Discourse), Cardi vs. Nicki (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:32:39Cardi Brujería (w/ Milly & Alise!)
Oct 01, 2025**NYC CHECK US OUT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM**
Guest: No guests! Just Gals!
Topics: This month on the Cardi Beat (The Discourse), Jezebel Etsy Witch Truthers (Grasshole of the Month)
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Duration: 01:30:36Normalize the Norm (w/ Jeff Guo!)
Sep 24, 2025**NYC CHECK US OUT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM**
Guest: Jeff Guo of NPR's Planet Money!
Topics: The rise and fall of @hubs.life, Logan Paul (Grasshole Hall of Fame)
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Duration: 01:45:10The Epstein Ep (w/ Pearlmania500!)
Sep 17, 2025**NYC CHECK US OUT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM**
Guest: Alex Pearlman aka Pearlmania500!
Topics: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself meme, JustPearlyThings (Grasshole Hall of Fame)
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Duration: 01:39:35PandoroGate (w/ Courtney Michelle!)
Sep 10, 2025**NYC CHECK US OUT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM**
Guest: Courtney Michelle (get tour tickets here!)
Topics: Chiara Ferragni and #PANDOROGATE, Bethenny Frankle (Grasshole Hall of Fame)
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Duration: 01:24:23Romance Scams (w/ Alise & Milly!)
Sep 03, 2025In this unlocked Patreon episode, Alise walks Milly through the history of romance scams online and gives an important personal announcement!
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Duration: 00:51:13Fired for Posting (w/Girls Rewatch Podcast!)
Aug 27, 2025Guests: Evan Lazarus and Amelia Ritthaler of the Girls Rewatch Podcast!
Topics: The woman who got fired from MAC cosmetics (The Discourse), Christian Girl Autumn (Grasshero), Probably This Breakup Couple (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:35:30E.l.f.'s ProbleMATTic Ad (w/ Rachel Strauss)
Aug 20, 2025Guest: Rachel "La Loca" Strauss
Topics: Matt Rife's e.l.f campaign (The Discourse), Gavin Newsom's tweets (Cursed Content), Johnny Somali (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:09:37Blackface Labubu (w/ Milly & Alise!)
Aug 13, 2025Guest: No guest! Just gals!
Topics: Cardi B vs. a Plus-Sized Influencer, Dominican Eric Adams, Doja Cat and the musty shirt guy (Software Update), The Woman who made. Blackface Labubu (The Discourse), "I Fell in Love with My Therapist" (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:26:17Sydney Sweeney's Spon Life (w/ Charlene Kaye!)
Aug 06, 2025Guest: Charlene Kaye
Topics: Sydney Sweeney's Good Jeans (The Discourse), Matt Rife + Annabelle (Cursed Content), Joey Swoll (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:16:23The Power of Micro-Influencers (w/ Sibel Damar!)
Jul 30, 2025Guest: Sibel Damar
Topics: Coldplay Kiss Cam + The Tea App Hack (Software Updates), Kis Cafe vs. @itskarlabb (The Discourse), Jessie Murph (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:36:03Coldplay Kiss Cam + Kony 2012 (w/ Milly & Alise!)
Jul 23, 2025The gals were originally gonna just re-release a Patreon ep this week, but viral mess at a Coldplay concert meant they HAD to hop on the mic and give their takes.
And you still get the re-released Patreon episode! How exciting is that?
Topics: The Coldplay affair couple, Kony 2012
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Duration: 02:04:54The Gen Z Stare (w/ Christian Banda!)
Jul 16, 2025Guest: Christian Banda
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Topics: The Gen Z Stare (The Discourse), AntipastoGate (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:23:59Is This App Haram? (w/ Salma Hindy!)
Jul 09, 2025Guest: Salma Hindy
Topics: The Tea App (The Discourse), Princess Treatment (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:32:26Too Much Filler Island (w/ Alise & Milly!)
Jul 02, 2025Guest: No guest! Just gals!
Topics: Love Island's Vanna (The Discourse), Zohran Mamdani's TikTok (Polititiktok), Lashify (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:12:49Dating an AI Chatbot (w/ Emma Vernon!)
Jun 25, 2025Guest: Emma Vernon
Topics: AI companions (The Discourse), The Boca Aquarium (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:32:30Sabrina Carpenter vs. the Puriteens (w/ Youngmi Mayer!)
Jun 18, 2025Guest: Youngmi Mayer
Topics: Beige Influencer Lawsuit (Software Update), Sabrina Carpenter, Delaney Rowe & BJ Novak (The Discourse), Doja Cat vs. Her Fan (Grasshole of the Week)
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<... Duration: 01:31:04Who Punched Elon? (w/ Marcia Belsky!)
Jun 11, 2025Guest Co-Host: Marcia Belsky
Topics: DDG & Offset (Software Update), Trump vs. Musk (The Discourse), Tommy Tough Knuckles (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:31:56The Tiptoes Singer (w/ Julia Shiplett!)
Jun 04, 2025Guest: Julia Shiplett
Topics: Tiptoes Singer & the Delta flight Moana singer (The Discourse), Liv Schmidt (Grasshole of the week)
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Duration: 01:25:04UNLOCKED: Numa Numa
May 28, 2025On this unlocked episode of our Patreon-exclusive series SEARCH HISTORY, Alise walks Milly through the history of one of the internet's first viral videos.
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Duration: 00:57:03The Loser Brigade (w/ Zach Schiffman)
May 21, 2025Guest: Zach Schiffman
Topics: Offset, DDG, Diddy, and their fans (The Discourse), Guy who swiped on 2 million women (The Discourse), Pilates (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:31:12BookTok's Fyre Fest (w/ Zach Zimmerman)
May 14, 2025Guest: Zach Zimmerman (watch his special here!)
Topics: 100 Brits vs. 100 Americnans (Intro), A Million Lives Book Festival (The Discourse), Maya Ayooni (Grasshole of the week)
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Duration: 01:26:37White House Official Ragebait (w/ Ella Yurman!)
May 07, 2025Guest: Ella Yurman
Topics: The White House Official Twitter account (The Discourse), the "Caveman Method" of skincare (Grasshole of the week)
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Duration: 01:25:30War Plans Group Chat Vol. 2 (w/ Sean Morrow)
Apr 30, 2025Guest: Sean Morrow
Topics: Who would win in a fight 100 men or one gorilla? (intro), Pete Hegseth's Defense Team Huddle, George Santos (The Discourse), Jax Ulbrich (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 00:02:53The Tragedy of Remi Bader (w/ Milly and Alise)
Apr 23, 2025GET TICKETS TO OUR TEA PARTY HERE
In this unlocked Patreon episode, Milly walks Alise through the recent discourse around plus-sized fashion influencer Remi Bader.
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Duration: 01:21:48CEO of Your Love Life (w/ Allison Raskin!)
Apr 16, 2025GET TICKETS TO OUR TEA PARTY HERE
Guest: Allison Raskin (buy her book "Save the Date" here!)
Topics: How much should you pay a dating coach? (The Discourse), travel incluencers behaving badly(Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:30:33Bitcoin Worm Bath (w/ Kady Ruth Ashcraft)
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Guest: Kady Ruth Ashcraft (guest host!)
Topics: UTI at Bathhaus (The Discourse), Ariana Debose vs. Rachel Zegler (Grasshole of the Week)
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Topics: Cursed Nighttime Routine (Software Update), Houthi PC Small Group Chat (The Discourse), Justin Bieber (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:33:25Cursed Morning Routines (w/ Ruby Karp)
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Guest: Ruby Karp (Get tickets to her solo show here!)
Topics: Snoo vs. a grieving mom (The Discourse), "The Morning Routine that changed my life" (Cursed Content), Sam Jones (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:32:19Millennial Burger Joints (w/ Kyle Gordon)
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Topics: Millennial Burger Spot Trend (The Discourse), The DOGE fashion influencer (Polititiktok), Natalee Barnett (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:25:39Don't Date a Streamer (w/ Tessa Skara)
Mar 12, 2025GET TICKETS TO OUR TEA PARTY HERE (NEW DATE MAY 3RD!!!)
Guest: Tessa Skara
Topics: Halle Bailey vs. DDG (The Discourse), Casey Anthony (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:45:55Abolish Family Vloggers (w/ Chandler Dean)
Mar 05, 2025GET TICKETS TO OUR TEA PARTY HERE (NEW DATE MAY 3RD!!!)
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Feb 26, 2025GET TICKETS TO OUR TEA PARTY HERE
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Topics: American Woman in Pakistan, Cardi B and Offset (Software Update), Twitter vs. SNAP benefits (The Discourse), the Viral Angler Fish (Dispatch from the Animal Kingdom), TikTok Wedding Registry Drama (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:26:08UNLOCKED: James Charles vs. Tati Westbrook
Feb 19, 2025No new ep this week but never fear because in this unlocked edition of SEARCH HISTORY Alise walks Milly through the iconic fallout between YouTube beauty influencers James Charles and Tati Westbrook.
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Duration: 01:32:29An American Woman in Pakistan (w/ Alise & Milly)
Feb 12, 2025Guest: No guest! Just girls!
Topics: Emilia Pérez, Offset vs. Cardi (Software Update), An American Woman in Pakistan (The Discourse), Elon Musk's DOGE cronies (Grasshole of the Week)
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No One Tweets Like Gascón (w/ Annie DiRusso)
Feb 05, 2025Guest: Annie DiRusso (stream her music on Spotify here!)
Topics: TheLawsuit.Info (Software Update), Emilia Peréz's Oscars Campaign Meltdown (The Discourse), Gracie Abrams Stans (Grasshole of the Week)
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Tarte on Fire (w/ Jessie Jolles)
Jan 29, 2025Guest: Jessie Jolles
Topics: Bryan Johnson's latest post (Software Update/Cursed Content), Influencers vs. the LA Fires (The Discourse), Tabitha Brown (Grasshole of the Week)
Source article: "Influencers Are Peddling Detoxes to Wildfire Victims" by EJ Dickson
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Duration: 01:42:03The Enemy in Cardi B's Bed (w/ Katie Nolan)
Jan 22, 2025Guest: Katie Nolan
Topics: TikTok's 12-hour ban (Software Update, Cardi B and Offset (The Discourse), Lazio Soccer Club Falconer (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:20:18Pie Up / Leave Asian Women Out of It!!! (w/ Jes Tom)
Jan 15, 2025Guest: Jes Tom
Topics: Was Demi Moore a mean girl to Kylie Jenner? (The Discourse), the TikTok Ban (Polititiktok), Mark Zuckerberg (Grasshole of the Week)
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<... Duration: 01:34:33It Ends In Court (w/ Milly & Alise)
Jan 08, 2025Topics: Justin Baldoni vs. Blake Lively (The Discourse), Kylan and Izzy Darnell luxury Christmas haul drama (Grasshole of the week)
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Duration: 01:44:182024 Memes in Review (w/ Milly & Alise)
Jan 01, 2025Topics: Happy New Year, Grass Nation! On this very special ep, Milly and Alise look back at the last year in memes, and make their predictions for what is to come in 2025.
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Duration: 01:22:07You Need to ASK About Me, Bitch! (Mailbag Episode)
Dec 25, 2024GET IN PERSON AND LIVESTREAM TICKETS TO OUR 12/29 SHOW HERE
Topics: Alise and Milly answer YOUR burning questions in our very first mailbag episode! Happy holidays!
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Duration: 00:59:59Disney Adult Drama (w/ Pom Pom Squad's Mia Berrin)
Dec 18, 2024GET IN PERSON AND LIVESTREAM TICKETS TO OUR 12/29 SHOW HERE
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Topics: Tally the Elf (The Discourse), Drones over New Jersey (Polititiktok), Milagro Gramz (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:22:36Luigi's Manhunt (w/ Ryan Broderick)
Dec 11, 2024PLEASE FILL OUT OUR LISTENER SURVEY: GUM.FM/TOUCHGRASS
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Topics: Software Updates (Andrew Schulz vs. Kendrick Lamar), the UHC Shooter (The Discourse), the TikTok Ban (Polititiktok), Hawk Tuah Girl (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:21:04Beige Influencers in Court (w/ Brandon Follick)
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Topics: Software Updates (Target theft influencer), the Beige Influencer Lawsuit (The Discourse), yet another person who got their ass beat on TikTok live (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:32:10Aesthetic At Any Cost (w/ Jasmine Ruiz)
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Topics: Kendrick vs. Andrew Schulz & Peanut the Squirrel (Software Updates), Marlena Velez (The Discourse), OOO message etiquette (Grasshole of the Week)
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<... Duration: 01:32:27Spongebob Cheaterpants (w/ Josh Lora aka @tellthebeees)
Nov 20, 2024PLEASE FILL OUT OUR LISTENER SURVEY: GUM.FM/TOUCHGRASS
Guest: Josh Lora
Topics: Twitter vs. Bluesky (What the Musk), Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater (The Discourse), @simyrants (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:24:35BookTok is NOT Political (w/ Milly & Alise)
Nov 13, 2024Guest: No Guest! Just gals!
Topics: #BookTokIsntPolitical (The Discourse), P'Nut the Squirrel (Dispatch from the Animal Kingdom), Nicole Sherzinger (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:28:43White Boy Nonsense (w/ Hoodo Hersi)
Nov 06, 2024Guest: Hoodo Hersi
Topics: Resilient Jenkins (Software Update), Jason Kelce F-Slur (The Discourse), The Rizzler (Cursed Content), Logan Paul (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:20:47MAGA takes MSG (w/ Milly & Alise)
Oct 30, 2024Guest: No Guest! Just gals!
Topics: Resilient Jenkins (The Discourse), Trump at MSG (Polititiktok), Hello Kitty TA + UCF Professor (Cursed Content), Club Chalamet, Cynthia Erivo, and Sovereign Citizens (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:20:06"Is Your P**** Green?" (w/ Geoffrey James)
Oct 23, 2024Guest: Geoffrey James
Topics: Creepy Tech Guy Who Wants to Live Forever (Software Updates), Cynthia Erivo vs. Wicked fans (The Discourse), Chicken Shop Date (The Discourse), Molly Rutter (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:24:38UNLOCKED: The Many Beefs of Azealia Banks
Oct 16, 2024In this unlocked episode of our Patreon exclusive series "SEARCH HISTORY," Milly breaks down the many beefs of Azealia Banks and asks the age-old question: can we separate the art from the artist?
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Duration: 01:29:50The Keith Lee of Tea (w/ Taylor Garron)
Oct 09, 2024Guest: Taylor Garron
Topics: Kamala on Call Her Daddy (updates), The Queen of Afternoon Tea vs. Cupcake Cafe (The Discourse), Tattoo TikTok Drama (Grasshole of the Week)
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<... Duration: 01:18:08Bridgerton Ball Detroit (w/ Amanda Duberman)
Oct 02, 2024Guest: Amanda Duberman
Topics: IG's latest hoax, updates on the Sepia Bride, the Detroit Bridgerton Ball (The Discourse), Mark Robinson (Grasshole)
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Duration: 01:20:05UNFILTERED (w/ Danny Murphy)
Sep 25, 2024Guest: Danny Murphy
Topics: The SxtsnGigs Podcast Drama (The Discourse), Moo Deng (Dispatch from the Animal Kingdom), Locked Permanent Bracelets (Grasshole)
Sources: CLIP 1 | CLIP 2 | CLIP 3 | CLIP 4 | CLIP 5
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Duration: 01:22:10The MUA Who Did Too Much (w/ Meredith Lynch)
Sep 18, 2024Guest: Meredith Lynch
Topics: The MUA who was kicked out of a wedding (The Discourse), Shannon Sharpe's IG live mishap (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:04:23Not So Nice Spice (w/ Ariel Leaty)
Sep 11, 2024Guest: Ariel Leaty
Topics: Updates on: Hvaldimir the Whale, Talk Tuah, the 9 Month Cruise, Raw Milk, "Crashing Out" (E-Dictionary), Ice Spice vs. Cleotrapa (The Discourse), Chase "Glitch" Believers (Grasshole)
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Duration: 01:24:57RE-RELEASE: $50,000 In A Shoebox
Sep 04, 2024Hope you all had a wonderful Labor Day Weekend! In this re-released episode Alise and Milly discuss a viral article in The Cut (The Discourse), debut their now iconic segment "What the Musk?" and crown yet another Grasshole of the Week.
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<... Duration: 01:08:17It Ends With PR (w/ Alise & Milly)
Aug 28, 2024Guest: No Guest! Just gals!
Topics: Homie Hopping (E-Dictionary), The "It Ends With Us" PR Fiasco (The Discourse), Ronda Rousey's Reddit AMA (Grasshole/Grasshero)
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Duration: 01:35:06Very Demure (w/ Jay Jurden)
Aug 21, 2024Guest: Jay Jurden
Topics: The "Demure" Trend (E-Dictionary), The Brooke Schofield Drama (The Discourse), Demure haters Trap Selyna and Lord Voldemort (Grasshole)
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Duration: 01:32:58There's No "Me" In "Sorry" (w/ Franchesca Ramsey)
Aug 14, 2024Guest: Franchesca Ramsey
Topics: Internet Apologies (The Discourse), The woman who divorced her husband on Insta (Grasshero), The reply-all f*ckup to end all reply all f*ck ups (Grasshole)
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Duration: 01:05:45Don't Hate Cuz She's White and Straight (w/ Ron Metellus)
Aug 07, 2024Guest: Ron Metellus
Topics: Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese (The Discourse), MyKayla Skinner and USA Gymnastics (Grasshole)
Source Videos: Mariah C. Rose, Coach Jackie
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Duration: 01:18:22Biodiversify Your Content (w/ Vinny Thomas)
Jul 31, 2024Guest: Vinny Thomas
Topics: Hvaldimir the Russian Spy Beluga (The Discourse), "Miami Vice-gate" (Grasshole)
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Duration: 01:09:25Unburdened (w/ Akilah Hughes)
Jul 24, 2024Guest: Akilah Hughes
Topics: The many memes of Kamala Harris (The Discourse/Politiktok), Jayda Cheaves' swimsuit ad (Cursed Content), Raw milk defenders (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:10:20Brides Gone Wild (w/ Milly & Alise)
Jul 17, 2024No guest! Virtual ep! Just the girlies!
Topics: Olivia Culpo vs. Gown Eyed Girl (The Discourse), That Bad Thing That Happened Over The Weekend (Polititiktok), Sepia Bride (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:16:18HAWK TUAH (w/ Danny Groh)
Jul 10, 2024Guest: Danny Groh
Topics: "Danimal" the movie, the rise of Hawk Tuah Girl (The Discourse), anti-sunscreen TikTokkers (Cursed Content), the scammer who got deported cuz he posted his scams on Reddit (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:18:27UNLOCKED: Snapewives
Jul 03, 2024Happy 4th of July! On this unlocked Patreon episode, Alise walks Milly through a bizarre tale of early internet fandom with the story of the Snapewives.
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‘Snapewives’ and ‘Snapeism’: A Fiction-Based Religion within the Harry Potter Fandom
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Duration: 00:48:40The Mozzarella Cheese Incident (w/ Jess Elgene)
Jun 26, 2024Guest: Jess Elgene
Topics: 75 Hard, Nara Smith vs. Onezwa Mbola (The Discourse), Rep. Mary Morrissey (Polititiktok), the Poo Crave Twitter account/Justin Timberlake DWI (Grasshole of the Week)
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Duration: 01:19:24Panini Pressed (w/Anna Roisman)
Jun 19, 2024Guest: Anna Roisman
Topics: Social Media impressions, Gypsy Rose Blanchard audio, GQ's article "I Finally Befriended My Idol Tavi Gevinson. Would It Fall Apart Over Taylor Swift?"
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Duration: 01:15:41Deluge of Excreta (w/ Jake Cornell)
Jun 12, 2024Guest: Jake Cornell
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Duration: 01:16:01Arrest Chewbacca (w/ Tim Platt)
Jun 05, 2024Guest: Tim Platt
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Duration: 01:31:01UNLOCKED: Bean Dad
May 29, 2024Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
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Duration: 01:23:15Turn Off Your Brain (w/ Jacques Morel)
May 22, 2024Guest: Jacques Morel
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Duration: 01:23:39The Great Bumble Fumble (w/ Rachel Coster)
May 15, 2024Guest: Rachel Coster
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Duration: 01:19:05Marketing Villain (w/ Rollie Williams)
May 08, 2024Guest: Rollie Williams
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Duration: 01:14:53Meredith Marks for President (w/ Nelini Stamp)
May 01, 2024Milly and Alise are joined by Nelini Stamp to discuss the Working Families Party & The Real Housewives of Politics, the TikTok ban, who should or shouldn't be allowed to play in your mouth, and debate a difficult 'would you rather.'
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Duration: 01:08:14Jlulu (w/ Angelo Colina)
Apr 24, 2024Milly and Alise are joined by Angelo Colina to discuss JLulu, a dis track over a viral sign, and, inevitably, The Tortured Poets Department.
Guest: Angelo Colina
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Duration: 01:24:47Kiss My Grits (w/ Marcia Belsky)
Apr 17, 2024Milly and Alise are joined by Marcia Belsky to discuss father's rights activists, compete in a round of "What are they talking about?" and get into second family discourse & a mile high cancellation.
Guest: Marcia Belsky
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Duration: 01:08:23Hoes Touch Grass (w/ Melissa Rich and Karolena Theresa)
Apr 10, 2024Guests: Melissa Rich & Karolena Theresa of Hoes with Feelings.
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Duration: 01:14:27Amish or Nah? (w/ George Civeris)
Apr 03, 2024Guest: George Civeris
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Duration: 01:16:12DoorDash is a Moral Sickness (w/ Caleb Hearon)
Mar 27, 2024This week Milly and Alise are joined by Caleb Hearon to weigh in on Caleb's recent online beef, the morality of DoorDash, and news from the palace.
Guest: Caleb Hearon
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Duration: 01:16:07Turnup Toffs (w/ Alexis Bradby & Kristal Adams)
Mar 20, 2024Milly and Alise are joined by Alexis Bradby & Kristal Adams of Astigmatism Comedy to discuss royal discourse, the alleged vile of blood in the Shein package, and a STAN Twitter beef.
Guests: Alexis Bradby & Kristal Adams
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Duration: 01:10:07Splotchy Highlights (w/ Claire Parker)
Mar 13, 2024This week Milly and Alise are joined by Claire Parker to hear her celebrity updates and discuss the 9 month cruise, hairstylist tiktok, and longevity enthusiasts.
Guest: Claire Parker
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Duration: 01:24:06Willy McDuff's AI Candy Experience (w/ Negin Farsad)
Mar 06, 2024Milly and Alise are joined by fellow Headgum podcast host Negin Farsad (Fake The Nation) to identify the origins of a Jordan Peterson tweet, discuss the Willy Wonka Glasgow experience, talk polititiktok, and more!
Guest: Negin Farsad
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Duration: 01:06:40Is Grinding Cheating? (w/ Fat Carrie Bradshaw)
Feb 28, 2024Guest: Fat Carrie Bradshaw (aka Chris Burns)
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Duration: 01:21:37$50,000 In A Shoebox
Feb 21, 2024This week Milly and Alise discuss the viral scam that got a woman to give away $50,000 in a shoebox, introduce a new segment called "Polititok," and name a grasshole of the week.
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