Royal Highness!

Royal Highness!

By: Eileen and Spencer

Language: en-us

Categories: Tv, Film, Reviews, After-Shows

OH HEY! It’s you! You found us! We are so glad you’re here.  You don’t have to watch the GoT episodes before listening, but we’d love it if you did. Spencer and I look forward to creating this podcast every week and we have a blast doing it.  We hope you enjoy listening to it as much  as we do making it.  You can email us at: RoyalHighnessPod@gmail.com.  I read every email because I’m compulsive like that.  ENJOY THE SHOW!~~Eileen

Episodes

Episode 140 - A Battle Plan To Save Us All - TLK S4E4
Jan 07, 2026

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Season 4, Episode 4 is discussed. Before getting into discussion of the episode, Eileen and Spencer recount their NYE festivities. This episode is heavy on the splortching! Who will survive this epic episode? Fled? Uht? Red? Cnut? Brida? All meet on the field of Battle and Eileen and Spencer have a great time discussing this episode and going off topic way too many times. Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:13:10
Episode 139 - Box of Clips #5 - Box of Vikings
Dec 31, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. In this episode we take a listen to some of the nonsensical discussions that took place during recording and didn't necessarily make it to the final cut.  So join Eileen and Spencer on some truly riveting conversations.  Regular episodes resume next week!

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Duration: 00:43:54
Episode 138 - He Was Like A Father - TLK S4E3
Dec 24, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Season 4, Episode 3 is discussed. Discussions range all over this episode, so much happens. Will Uht get over Beocca’s demise? Will Baby Uht fall in line? Will Finnen let Uht resign his presidency? Will Fled be able to raise the fjords? Does Brida know she is preggers? What will Uht do with the baby Cnuts? Will Fled force Edwards hand? And what of Arselicker and his complications? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Roya...

Duration: 00:49:25
Episode 137 - Little Cnuts - TLK S4E2
Dec 17, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Season 4, Episode 2 is discussed.  Things in Wessex are getting complicated.  Uht has a plan to retake BedBathBeyond which involves his own kidnapped son.  Will The Queen Mother be able to make amends? Will there be a new queen? Will St. Oswald’s parts all be collectd? Will Red get his new queen? Is Red firing on all cylinders? Will Uht prevail in his own old home? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highnes...

Duration: 01:01:13
Episode 136 - Lord Asslicker - TLK S4E1
Dec 10, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Season 4, Episode 1 is discussed. Who are the fancy folks fighting the bebbenburgians? Clearly the Whitten has chosen young Edward to be king.  Queen Mother is useless but still angry. Fled and Uht have some alone time sans clothing. Will the baby baby monk come around? Will Tunics become the fashion trend Uht thinks it will? Will Beocca and Hilt go to fight? Will Uht’s Uncle be happy to see him? And what of that desiccated hea...

Duration: 01:06:49
Episode 135 - The Last Kingdom Season 3 Recap
Nov 26, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode finds them, along with producer Mike discussing lots of things about season 3. Who their favorite and least favorite character was, along with many other tangential items along the way.  Each of them crafted a back story for a tertiary character, and to end the episode we play a little GoT trivia to remind of us our roots. Where will the story go in Season 4? Will Uht find another wife? Will Fr. B get his o...

Duration: 00:52:14
Episode 134 - Edwards First Foray - TLK S3E10 Season Finale
Nov 19, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they take on the Season Finale: Season 3 Episode 10. A discussion of mayonnaise seems to get out of hand. Father B has a strange picnic tradition. There are plenty of speeches this episode by main characters.  The show seems to wrap up a lot of story lines, almost as if they didn’t expect to have a fourth season. Who dies and who survives? Will Edward Rex be crowned king?  Will Father B be recruited by t...

Duration: 01:05:10
Episode 133 - Li-HIGH-ve - TLK S3E9
Nov 13, 2025

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Producer Mike, Highleen, and Spencer are all in the same room recording together in person for the first time.  We discuss Season 3 Episode 9 of The Last Kingdom. This episode is a live recording so it is not edited like we usually do, so sit back, enhance yourself and join us on this amazing journey.

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Duration: 01:27:18
Episode 132 - Buttocks Clenched, Jump Scare - TLK S3E8
Nov 05, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they chat about Season 3 Episode 8. Uht goes for a swim with Skade. Torra bleeds in a bowl. Alfred hides in the shadows and is NOT comfortable.  Will Citrus find his big footed woman? Will Uht enjoy his swim? Will Finnen be happier now? Does Edward really care about anything? Will Wold be able to see people on his right side? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:09:51
Episode 131 - A Buttered Bishop - TLK S3E7
Oct 29, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they chat about Season 3 Episode 7. Uht has to go on a walk. Wold finds his way back to Wessex. Edward and Alfred are best buds now.  Will Uht prevail over the forces of the Saxons? Will Wold see things from one side now? Does Fled have her husband by the walnuts? Will Alfred pass on his illness to Edward? Can you just take food off other peoples tables? And what of Bill Murray? Confused? Y...

Duration: 01:04:35
Episode 130 - Hel to Valhalla - TLK S3E6
Oct 22, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they chat about Season 3 Episode 6. Highleen proposes a new cocktail called the Beamfleot and invites listeners to submit recipes. The hosts dive into the latest updates from the Game of Thrones franchise. Several times the conversation strays from the show, but ultimately covers the entire episode. Uhtred barely survives Hesten’s battle. Wold faces a daunting task. Edward gets kudos from his daddy, and Fled just doesn’t the Danes. Citrus is angered and help...

Duration: 01:16:15
Episode 129 - Almost a Whitten - TLK S3E5
Oct 15, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they chat about Season 3 Episode 5. Uht goes to Red’s stronghold with Fled and they are allowed in reluctantly. Edward makes a promise. Ragnar does not go to Valhalla. Hesten presses his advantage.  Will Uht fall on the battlefield? Will Fled take vengeance also? Will Beocca continue to be sarcastic?  Will Bowl Cut switch sides? What exactly does Alfred want Edward to do? And what of young sugar britches? Confused? You won’t be after...

Duration: 00:55:25
Episode 128 - Choke on your Oysters - TLK S3E4
Oct 08, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they chat about Season 3 Episode 4. Cnut is making plans. Uht goes to Fled’s rescue as Spiderman. Beocca has some critical moments. Alfred dresses down Edward and the Bishop nullifies Edwards unsanctioned marriage. Will St. Cuthbert’s teeth relics bind Edward to his oath? Will Brida lie with Cnut? Will Edward get his way? Does Hesten enjoy the name Ethelfled? And what of Ethelhelm, does he stay in the Ale House? Will Dagfin the Hast...

Duration: 00:59:36
Episode 127 - The Apple Cheeked Boys of Denmark - TLK S3E3
Oct 01, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they chat about Season 3 Episode 3. In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore various themes ranging from the brilliance of Monty Python to the complexities of loyalty and property in the context of Uhtred's journey. They delve into the humorous elements of the narrative, the dynamics of character relationships, and the implications of leadership decisions. The discussion is punctuated with witty banter and insightful observations, creating a rich tapestry of commentary on the series and...

Duration: 01:07:18
Episode 126 - It Was A Slap - TLK S3E2
Sep 24, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they eventually talk about Season 3 Episode 2. Wold has grand plans, Uht is ill, and Red looks eager to rule.  Will Uht survive the trip? Will Brida keep Skade at bay? Which sword will Skade’s guard keep his hand on? Will Alfred make this better or worse?  Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:02:50
Episode 125 - Bad Edward TLK S3E1
Sep 17, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode they cover Season 3 Episode 1. It is apparent that the production value of TLK  has gone up. Baby Edward is now a 15 yr old Aetheling and learning how to be beat with sticks. Alfred pukes. We meet Skade and a guy named Blood Hair! Uht’s luck hasn’t changed much. Hesten pays a visit only to serve as a plot device.   Aethel Fled is becoming quite the leader. Did Bowl Cut switch sides? Confused? You wo...

Duration: 01:09:07
Episode 124 - TLK Season 2 Wrap-up
Sep 10, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Eileen, Spencer, and Producer Mike discuss the second season of The Last Kingdom. We had AI generate a summary of the first to seasons and the results are funny. Mike asks Eileen and Spencer to equate some Game of Thrones characters to their Last Kingdom ‘counterparts’. The Weed Wagon goes off the trails a few times. Will Eileen’s microphone stay put? Will Spencer be able to illuminate his recording area? Will the weather hold?  Confused? You won...

Duration: 00:58:59
Episode 123 - Behumped - (TLK S2E8 Season Finale’)
Sep 03, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. While this season finale’ is well acted, it does seem to go on a long time. Alfred does a lot of staring with his Marty Feldman eyes. Uht goes Kirk. Fled is caged and then freed. Tune in to see whose contracts were not renewed for season 3. Time is fluid this episode. Pee swimming? Fled Stabby? Chicken wing scared?  Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:13:18
Episode 122 - Royal Bucket - (TLK S2E7)
Aug 13, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Red lies to the king, Uht casually heads back to cook ham, Beocca finds his wife, Odda is not amused.  Will there be a barber school in Winchester soon? Will Wold be recognized for being smart? Will Red’s man lead him to destruction? How did Red survive being unconscious with the pigs? Will Fled Flee? And who the heck is Jerry? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:08:34
Episode 121 - Who’s Doin’ What Where? - (TLK S2E6)
Aug 06, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Uht knows the Brothers Siegfried and Roy are lying to him. There are too many characters that start with Aethel. Alfred and Uht have a bromance breakup. Father Beocca get’s hitched.  Aethelred is this show’s Joffrey.  Odda shares some woes. Will Uht be able to overcome the suspicions? Will Beocca make Aethelfled drink the mud? Can anyone guess that Alfred is a putz?

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Duration: 01:00:09
Episode 120 - The Hostess with the Moistest (TLK S2E5)
Jul 30, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. We jump ahead three years and Uht has children that lived. Seems like Eathelred has designs on being king. Alfred has concerns about laws not being followed. Is Bjorn just a very elaborate ruse? Hild has decided to ‘nun’ again. 

Aethelfluff has a Dollar General princess outfit. Can these priests get married? Uhts Sister will marry Beoca and Citric witnesses Bjorn get out of the ‘grave’ again. Confused? You won’t be after this episode of...

Duration: 01:04:21
Episode 119 - Extra Thumb Knuckle (TLK S2E4)
Jul 23, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. After a very long opening to the podcast, Eileen and Spencer finally start discussing the show itself. How did the Hall of Presidents make it into their discussion? Will Ziegfried and Eric take their weasel with them when they leave. Ziegfried  could use a hand. Uht does not want his wife with him while he is working.  Fr. B goes clubbing. Yeet that tater salad. Why didn’t the castle designers put the walls around the spri...

Duration: 01:10:37
Episode 118 - PULL! (TLK S2E3)
Jul 16, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Have you ever had an Icelandic banana? Were those banana trees they were cutting down? Poor Helic.  Poor Uht. Fynn (had to spell it with a ‘y’) gets close to Uht and helps him bail.  Will Alfred’s daughter Effleswhish become betrothed? Just how much is she worth? Medieval parade floats? At least one evil character gets removed this week. Can just saying ‘swords’ kill you? The answer will surprise you. Confused? You won’t be after this epi...

Duration: 01:07:21
Episode 117 - (TLK S2E2) - Clappa Yo Handsome
Jul 09, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Eileen and Spencer are having lots of fun this episode! They actually talk about the show for a few minutes. Is Guthred a little slow? Does Lady G have a spot for Uthred? Will Clappa be on or off? How much does a bag of heads weigh? Be sure to order your Box Of Saint, the newest addition to the “Box Of” collection. Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:09:16
Episode 116 - I Am Wet (TLK S2E1)
Jul 02, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This discussion is long on fun asides, be ready! Uht get’s wet, twice.  King Al sends silver to ransom another king. Uht pretends to be the norse god of death. The Danes get taught a lesson.  Will Uht’s Nun be his undoing? Why can’t Uht be allowed to bed whores? Will Guthred be the next King Uht serves? Can you get mummy lung from a long dead saint? Confused?You won’t be after this...

Duration: 01:19:46
Episode 115 - Box of Clips #4 - Nonsense Ensues
Jun 18, 2025

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Hello good listener, for your enjoyment here is a short episode with out takes from several episodes going back to HoD Season 2 and Season 1 of The Last Kingdom.  Things such as grocery stacking, colds, and various flotsam from the shows are included here.

Enjoy!

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Duration: 00:47:01
Episode 114 - No Mercy (TLK S1E8-Season Finale’)
Jun 11, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Gird your loins for this fun episode. Uht and the Saxon’s kill Danes by the Dozen. Young Aethelcod claims to be king, Alfred seems in really good health, Uht spends some time looking for ticks. Can Uht be sure about what he wants? Does Asser know he is bringing the king down? Will the witch continue to ‘see’ after a naked night in the woods? So many main characters die this episode they had to introd...

Duration: 01:03:58
Episode 113 - It Does Not Agree (TLK S1E7)
Jun 04, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. How many times will Uht change alliances?  Does Alfred like being the king of nowhere? What is the ‘mud budget’ for this episode?  As per usual, Spencer and Eileen ramble a bit from time to time with hilarious results.  Can a duel to the death last into old age? Why did they fight on St. Cheddar’s Day? What will Edward do now that he is destined to be king? (probably just coo for a couple months) D...

Duration: 01:11:22
Episode 112 - A Nose for Silver (TLK S1E6)
May 28, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. They discuss whether silver has a scent, King Al getting mad-AGAIN, and another awkward dinner party. Lot’s of riding through the woods in this one, which agitates Eileen. Was ‘Asser’ a seller of asses? Why is silver the driving force? Will Uhtred find happiness?  Will Odda be free? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:07:35
Episode 111 - Disturbed (TLK S1E5)
May 21, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. This episode the show itself moves along but Eileen and Spencer stray afield. Does Mildreth really need to be disturbed? Will Alfred be able to keep the peace in church? Viking ships get set ablaze. Uhtred does a lot of traveling and finally realizes the effect of tariffs on lumber. Ubba falls. Odda the younger can hardly contain himself over his lie. Leo suggests taking on the Brits, and we get a very lengthy discourse on...

Duration: 01:00:56
Episode 110 - The Advisory Lied (TLK S1E4)
May 14, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Uhtred is played for a fool by King Alfred. Speaking of Alfred, why is he such a douche’? God? Gods? A couple babies be borned this episode. Horses take up a lot of time this episode. What is the order of the advisories? How many butterflies does it take to do your taxes? Fires across the land! Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:04:22
Episode 109 - Mud and Blood (TLK S1E3)
May 07, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Does Uhtred really care about anyone other than himself? Can Yoko Oh-No explode gerbils? And what of Shrodinger? Will slightly better Gilly get her way? Will Ubba grasp the significance of the written word? Will Uhtred get married? Where do Vikings go in the Winter? Who pulls grandpa’s nose hairs? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:09:20
Episode 108 - Let’s Title the Episodes (TLK S1E2)
Apr 30, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Just who told Ubba that Uhtred was a traitor? How many loopholes are in this show? Can you sweep the forest? Why was Yoko Oh NO! In this episode? Wiggle Boards? Where does one get a nipple beard? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:03:26
Episode 107 - Uhtred Uhtred, Who’s Who (TLK S1E1)
Apr 23, 2025

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While we wait for the next Game of Thrones Series, Eileen and Spencer decided to watch the Netflix series:  The Last Kingdom.  They are joined by Producer Mike and INP Exec Assistant; Ryan in their discussion. Does Uhtred know he will be kept alive? How many Uhtred’s do we need? Let’s kill off all the big name actors in the first episode to save money.  The Danish Fuck Hut makes an appearance. Korean Soap Operas? Three Baptisms? You won’t want to miss the Whisperin...

Duration: 01:11:49
Episode 106 - The Decision Was…Akira
Apr 16, 2025

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Eileen, and Spencer along with Producer Mike are joined by Shell to discuss the classic 1988 Japanese cyberpunk anime movie; Akira.  Host enhancements were strong this episode. Louie Anderson? Grogu? Floaty Kids? What is going on? Will this be a hit or a miss? Meat Bags? Confused? You won’t be (or maybe you will still be, because we still are!) after this episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:00:20
Episode 105 - Whatever Should We Do?
Apr 09, 2025

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Eileen, Spencer and Producer Mike have a discussion on several shows we should watch and comment on before A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms comes out. Discussions go in many directions and in ways you would NOT expect. What is the proper way to plant gerbils? Does Joe Williams overwhelm you? Can the hosts come to an agreement? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 00:48:52
Episode 104 - Season 2 Trivia (HotD wrap-up)
Mar 26, 2025

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Eileen, Spencer and Producer Mike play some trivia about House of the Dragon. Spencer says he will spend an entire episode farting, Eileen will do an ASMR episode, and Mike is along for the ride. Can you beat the hosts at HotD trivia? What will the hosts discuss while waiting for Season 3? Will there be anything?  Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 00:46:02
Episode 103 - If Ever a Queen (HotD S2E8-Season Finale)
Mar 19, 2025

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Eileen is back!. She and Spencer discuss Season 2, Episode 8, of House of the Dragon, The Season Finale’. What does it mean to ‘otter’? Daemon finally realizes his fate. Will Baela tame the junkyard dragon? Will Ulf ever get manners? Will Jace get over his teen angst? How many wives did Tyland actually put babies in? Was that a child of the corn? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!


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Duration: 01:14:10
Episode 102 - The Crimson Sewing (HotD S2E7)
Mar 12, 2025

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Eileen is currently on vacation in a tropical paradise, so Spencer and producer Mike discuss Season 2, Episode 7, of House of the Dragon. So many dragons! The Blacks take the lead this week as they add two more dragons to their arsenal! Alicent is out getting her nature tended to, and Aemond realizes they are pretty F***ed! Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!


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Duration: 00:54:59
Episode 101 - Tiny People (HotD S2E6)
Feb 26, 2025

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Eileen, and Spencer discuss Season 2, Episode 6, of House of the Dragon. Alicent becomes the Red Keep’s newest house plant. Aemond is summoned and is NOT happy about it. Can dragons be controlled by sticks? There are more holes in this plot than swiss cheese! Will Rany find the feral dragon? Will Alyn keep that white hair shaved? How do YOU pronounce DOTARD? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:10:45
Episode 100 - Reagents (HotD S2E5)
Feb 19, 2025

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Eileen, and Spencer discuss Season 2, Episode 5, of House of the Dragon. Cole makes some sword ceviche'. Argon is really starting to look like his daddy, but who will rule while he is ailing? Kings Landing will definitely have a fly problem after this episode. How long does it take to cool down a dragon head? Will Smatt Mith ever stop hallucinating?  Pocket candy anyone? Can a mouse be a mayor? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!


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Duration: 01:13:15
Episode 99 - The Dragon Loves Gooooold! (HotD S2E4)
Feb 12, 2025

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Eileen, and Spencer delve into Season 2, Episode 4, of House of the Dragon. This episode finally gets ahead!  Argon and Almond are at each others throats. Old Rhany has a last hurrah. The Weenis is strong this week. Is Argon deceased? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!

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Episode 98 - It Burns (HotD S2E3)
Feb 05, 2025

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Eileen, and Spencer delve into Season 2, Episode 3, of House of the Dragon. Aegon wants to fly on his dragon but is sent to his room to pout. Alicent and Rhany both speak of not nuking the other side.  The name game is strong this episode. Daemon sees demons. Harenhal capitulates rapidly. Rhany and Alicent have a prayer session. Can you throw jelly beans through the moon door?  Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:11:02
Episode 97 - Rhany the Angry (HotD S2E2)
Jan 29, 2025

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Eileen, and Spencer delve into Season 2, Episode 2, of House of the Dragon. All hell has broken loose in King's Landing. Will Rhany get her revenge? Will more dragons die? Can Black and Green go together? Will Otto get his way? What is the best seasoning for a Chicken Wing?  Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:11:51
Episode 96 - Blood and Cheese (HotD S2E1)
Jan 22, 2025

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Eileen, and Spencer delve into the first episode of Season 2 of House of the Dragon. This is quite the season premiere! Dragons, splortching, intrigue, sex, anger and tears (but no childbirth for a change!) Does Aegon think a child is a good idea at the High Council? Can Ser Criston satisfy Allicent? Will Larys become the next hand? Can Heleana see the future? Does Highleen remember how to act in public? Decimate? Confused? You won’t be after this week’s episode of Royal Highness!

Duration: 01:13:15

Episode 95 - Box of Dragon
Jan 15, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer are on their between season break this week, so Producer Mike has put together a bunch of clips that were funny or cut from the regular episodes.  Enjoy!  Next week we start Season 2, Episode 1 of House of the Dragon!

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Duration: 00:44:53
Episode 94 - House of the Dragon Season 1 Recap
Jan 08, 2025

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Eileen, Spencer, and Producer Mike look back on Season 1 of House of the Dragon. We play a little “who said that”, some ‘scenes from a hat’, and highlight our favorite and least favorite characters. Eileen shares some comments from professional critics that align with our views, and generally have a good time. So join us for this look back on this week's edition of Royal Highness!


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Duration: 00:55:45
Episode 93 - Sriracha© Butterscotch Crotch Pudding (HotD S1E10 -Season Finale)
Jan 01, 2025

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 1, Episode 10 of House of the Dragon, the season finale’.  Rany births some splortch, Daemon gotta war, Aemond does a nice Scott Farkus impersonation, and a low blood sugar dragon can be dangerous. All the chess pieces are on the board and things are about to jump off. As Rany loses a son she is rather peeved.  Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!


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Episode 92 - Aegon The Missing (HotD S1E9)
Dec 25, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 1, Episode 9 of House of the Dragon.  

Is Aegon their new Bran? Can Pesto save the Kingdom? While Aegon hides under candles from Top Knots and Cole Co. Otto plans to install him on the throne. Lord Limpy has some rather odd proclivities, and Alicent seems to think ‘imbecile’ means ‘I love you’. How do you outfit a dragon for grocery shopping?  Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!


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Duration: 01:17:34
Episode 91 - Lord of the Tide Pods (HotD S1E8)
Dec 18, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer tackle Season 1 Episode 8 of House of the Dragon.  Come join us for a discussion on the latest episode of Bridgerthrone!  

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Episode 90 - Driftwood (HotD S1E7)
Dec 11, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 1, Episode 7 of House of the Dragon.  

At least this episode didn’t leap in time! Hey George…use the same plot devices much? Just how dangerous is it to film dragons at night? Richard Armitage? Larry Sideways Leg is up to all sorts of creepy things and just can’t take a hint to leave. Before you go, don’t forget to waggle your eyebrows. Dragon riding, eye stabbing, dress slashing, a secret wedding and a murder ruse.  Welp! Be sure to...

Duration: 01:08:33
Episode 89 - Burn Baby Burn (HotD S1E6)
Dec 04, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 1, Episode 6 of House of the Dragon.  

Make way for all the confusing new actors playing established characters as time jumps forward 10 YEARS! How is the King still alive? He collapsed on the wedding floor 10 yrs ago! Which of the HotD Next Generation should we care about? Bug talk slinks into the show due to that one weird girl and her pet millipede. Did we really need to see Aemond doing what he was doin? In 10 years they still have ‘tro...

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Episode 88 - Green Means Go (HotD S1E5)
Nov 27, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 1, Episode 5 of House of the Dragon.  Oh the drama just keeps coming with this episode.  The expectations are lowered here on Bridgerthrone. Spencer has a bone to pick with Joe Rogan. Daemon knows how to use static electricity to spook a horse. Two words: Film Puke. Eileen relates a fishing story about froot loops. What is Spencer talking about with sex in the washing machine? The King is getting sicklier and sicklier every day.  Queen Allicent is upset over Rany’s sexpl...

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Episode 87 - King of the Narrow Urethra (HotD S1E4)
Nov 20, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 1, Episode 4 of House of the Dragon.  Where does Ser Criston Cole sleep when he isn’t guarding? Does time move the same here? Yay Little Guy! Could Westeros actually exist? What is it with these Targaryans and their incest? Otto is depinned, Allicent ponders ceiling tile, and Rany has a nice cup of tea. Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!


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Episode 86 - A Hunting They Shall Go (HotD S1E3)
Nov 13, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 1, Episode 3 of House of the Dragon.  This episode takes place 3 years after the last one. So much has happened off camera.  Aegon is 2 and Alicent is preggers.  Rany is at the height of her angsty teen years, King Viserys is losing patience with her, and she just f**ks right off during a banquet.  The hunting ‘camp’ is more of a destination carnival than a camp. Daemon doesn’t follow the Geneva Convention at all. Are the crabfeeder’s men proto-Dornish?

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Episode 85 - Moulin Rouge Prince (HotD S1E2)
Nov 06, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer begin their chat about the soap opera that is House of the Dragon. Before they get into the episode, Spencer has his report on the Small Council Table Balls. Season 1 Episode 2 has a lot of ‘character building’ but Spencer keeps it light. Box of Maggots is released for the Holiday season! Get yours today! Rany has to pick a new guard. Viserys visits with a child that is younger than some of his clothing. Daemon proves once again that he is the bad guy...

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Episode 84 - The Hairs of a Dragon - (HotD S1E1)
Oct 30, 2024

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The one you have all been waiting for! Eileen and Spencer begin watching House of the Dragon. With a new series comes new names and new looks! White hair all around. Who is that red haired interloper? The ark of the Mentos? Is there a new character named Stumpy? Just how does a Dragon Smell? Grapes. Daemon Queef and Salad Babies will all be discussed. Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!


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Duration: 01:12:03
Episode 83 - Box of Clips 2
Oct 23, 2024

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Join us for a trip down memory lane of some funny moments and outtakes of the Wildly Popular, Royal Highness.  The jocularity is palpable.  Remember to come back next week as Spencer and Highleen get their funny bones all ready for their very first episode of House of Dragon.  


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Duration: 00:28:26
Episode 82 - Series Wrap Up
Oct 16, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss the entire series of Game of Thrones.  Some funny moments are shared, and we play a little GoT trivia.  Next week tune if for a fun clip show from seasons 5 through 8.  All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten, on this week’s episode of Royal Highness!


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Episode 81 - All Wrapped Up With A Bran (S8E6 Series Finale)
Oct 09, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss the final episode of Game of Thrones: Season 8 Episode 6. All the storylines are buttoned up and Westeros has a new way of selecting Rulers going forward. Of course we may never see this aspect of the Six Kingdoms.  Arya is off to lands beyond the map, Greyworm and his buddies board their catamarans and head towards Naath, Sansa becomes the Queen she always wanted to be, and all the new lords of Westeros are here for the fun!  Sam is a Grand Ma...

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Episode 80 - One Ringy Dingy (S8E5)
Oct 02, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer chat about the penultimate episode of Season 8: Episode 4. So many named characters are offed this week.  Spencer describes his wonderful soup, which by all accounts was better than the episode.  So much gets destroyed, Kings Landing is more like King’s Rubble!   All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten, on this week’s episode of Royal Highness!


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Episode 79 - Stark Remnants (S8E4)
Sep 25, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer lament about Season 8, Episode 4, which, in all fairness, could’ve been an email!  Cersie gets all viscous. Jon still doesn’t want to be King. Dany gets all butthurt, and one major character didn’t get their contract renewed.   All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten, on this week’s episode of Royal Highness!

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Episode 78 - Dark One (S8E3)
Sep 18, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer chat about Season 8, Episode 3. Spoiler….main characters die this episode, tune in to find out whom! A discussion comes up regarding the effectiveness of Dragon Glass and why more weapons weren’t glass.  Pretty obvious the red lady doesn’t like the Unsullied…no fire weapons for them. Dany learns how to kill one on one. The Night King is very smug. Eileen wants to know who’s gonna clean up all the deads? All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgot...

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Episode 77 - Once A Knight (S8E2)
Sep 11, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer embark on a journey that is Episode 2 of Season 8. All the north are ready to fight the deads. Dany and Sansa have a love/hate relationship. Jamie is quite the whipped pup.  Bran Sucks! All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten, on this week’s episode of Royal Highness!


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Episode 76 - Snowy Days Ahead (S8E1)
Sep 04, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer have finally arrived at the final season of GoT! This episode is like the GoT reunion. Only two major characters were not at least seen this episode. Do you know who they are?  What color are the walls in Last Hearth? How many great houses are now headed up by children? Is this the season of snark? So many truths are revealed.  Will Sansa be able to feed the multitude? All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten, on this we...

Duration: 00:54:44
Episode 75 - Season 7 Recap
Aug 21, 2024

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Listener, you are in for a very strange episode.  Eileen, Spencer and Producer Mike discuss the ins and outs of Season 7…no, they really don’t. As season 7 was a snoozer, Eileen decided we should play a version of Heads Up, with varying levels of success.  If nothing else, this episode will have you laughing a lot even if we don’t talk alot about Got…but that is what happens with enhancements! All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten, on this week’s epi...

Duration: 00:41:17
Episode 74 - The Lizard and The Canid (S7E7-Season Finale)
Aug 14, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss the season 7 finale of Game of Thrones.  In typical GoT season finale fashion, all the major players are together again! Jon stays all boy scouty, which upsets Cersie. Dany rolls her eyes A LOT.  Derek the Dead shows off his talents to the gathered board of directors. There is just so much this episode despite all the talking. All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten, on this week’s episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 00:58:55
Episode 73 - Bed, Bath, and Beyond the Wall or Flaming Zombie Bears (S7E6)
Aug 07, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 7 Episode 6 of Game of Thrones.  Lot’s of Zombie animals this episode…zombie Bears and zombie Dragon! John decides to bend his knee for Dany and she gets all valley gurl on him, but not before taking on lots of deads.  Benjin’s HORSE delivers John back to East Clock.  Eddy vonDeady has some serious javelin skills. Tyrion pleads with Dany not to go all Dragony north of the wall.  And once again, time has no relative meaning in Westeros. All this, and...

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Episode 72 - Westclock (S7E5)
Jul 31, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer take on Season 7 Episode 5 of Game of Thrones.  Is Baylish still hawking used vans?  Does Sansa know how to rule? Does Arya get any darker? Why is Gendry so eager to leave?  All these questions and so many more will be discussed and promptly forgotten on this weeks episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:13:43
Episode 71 - Season 7 Episode 4 - Spoils of War - Hey That Rhymes! (S7E4)
Jul 24, 2024

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Mike is on holiday and Stunt Producer Eric steps in to wrangle our two cannabis enhanced co-hosts! This week they are discussing Season 7 Episode 4-Spoils of War!  

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Episode 70 - Queenly Justice (S7E3)
Jul 17, 2024

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Eileen is joined by guest host Alex! (producer Mike’s husband). They discuss Season 7 Episode 3 of Game of Thrones.  Skeletor has her final scene, the Unsullied are bamboozled, Urine brings home a prize and the Sand Snakes get theirs.  All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten, on this week’s episode of Royal Highness!


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Duration: 01:04:13
Episode 69 - Stormy Weather (S7E2)
Jul 10, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 7 Episode 2 of Game of Thrones.  Varys is a little nervous speaking frankly to Dany. Jon gets to go to visit the dragons, the red lady makes a plea for Dany to be the queen, and Tyrion puts his plans into motion. Cersie gets to pull a lever! Sam de-marshmallows Jorah.  All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten, on this week’s episode of Royal Highness!


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Episode 68 - Draggin’ Stones (S7E1)
Jul 03, 2024

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Warning: This episode contains flashing lights. Listeners with photosensitivity should use caution. (jk…podcasts don’t contain lights.  Linda in PR said we should add this)

Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 7 Episode 1 of Game of Thrones.  Is Jon using child labor to mine dragon glass? Can you use obsidian for funeral eyes? This episode is fraught with Bad Ass Bitches! Cartographers will love this episode as there are lots of maps.  Gligane sees things in a fire.  Sansa and Jami...

Duration: 01:04:28
Episode 67 - Box of Clips
Jun 26, 2024

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Hello good listener, Producer Mike here.  Eileen and Spencer had life things happening, so I was asked to pull together a clip show.  This episode is short, but fun. These are some funny moments and discussions from Seasons 1 through 4.  We may do more of these in the future, or we may not, but in any case, have a great time with these.

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Episode 66 - Season 6 Recap
Jun 12, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 6 of Game of Thrones.  Who is left in Westeros? Can you name all the surviving characters? What of Benjen? Where is Gendry? Why wasn’t HotPie in this season? Eileen gives us a ‘would you rather’ quiz from BuzzFeed. https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/game-of-thrones-would-you-rather-season-6 

We chat about strange tiktoks and little dog vids. All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten, on this week’s episode of Royal Highness!


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Episode 65 - Winter Winds (S6E10 - Season Finale)
Jun 05, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 6 Episode 10 of Game of Thrones. 

Holy Wildfire Batman! So many characters rise and fall and rise again this episode. Where will it all lead?  Eileen and Spencer try to make sense of this season finale. Join us for all the shocks, assassinations, and buttons on this episode, so buckle in for the ride of your life! All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten, on this week’s episode of Royal Highness!


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Episode 64 - Bastard’s Royale (S6E9)
May 29, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 6 Episode 9 of Game of Thrones. 

Sansa knows what’s up with Ramsay. When you build a boat, where is the seam? So much splorching this week! The Stark’s are back in Winterfell! Ramsay’s Puppies spend some quality time with daddy. Dany rides the dragon to victory! All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten, on this week’s episode of Royal Highness!


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Episode 63 - Someone (S6E8)
May 22, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 6 Episode 8 of Game of Thrones. Peter Baelish is having a sale, so c’mon down and put your hands on a dragon! Cersie chooses violence with her purple people eater. The hound takes a page out of Shagga’s book. Is there a way to not be a sh** when dying. Does a hair shirt made from pubes make you look like a wirehair terrier? Pod takes punches like an angel. Arya becomes truly faceless as herself! Get your Jerkin in a da...

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Episode 62 - 62 Guys (S6E7)
May 15, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 6 Episode 7 of Game of Thrones. The Hound is back and he’s splitting wood! Unna likes to hover.  Margery slips a drawing to Skeletor. Can the high Sparrow pick up things with his feet?? Don’t forget to stop in to Baelish Motors for a new van! Are nipples interchangeable? All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten, on this week’s episode of Royal Highness!

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Episode 61 - Prawn of My Loins (S6E6)
May 08, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 6 Episode 6 of Game of Thrones. What a snooze fest. Uncle Benjen is back from the very very far north and conveniently saves Bran. Arya has a conscience, but where did she go? The Crown and the Seven have a new alliance. But did they have those new Kings Guard armor just sitting around? The lollipop king makes yet another bluster. Dany gets her dragon on! All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten, on this week’s episode of...

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Episode 60 - Door Dash (S6E5)
May 01, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 6 Episode 5 of Game of Thrones. Arya gets her clock cleaned. Jaquin has to do body duty. Urine Greyjoy is the trump of the Iron Isles. Another red lady espouses the ‘one who was promised’. Hodor’s backstory is revealed…is that how time travel works? Two words: Fart Bag! All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten on this week’s episode of Royal Highness!



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Episode 59 - Stranger Danger (S6E4)
Apr 24, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 6 Episode 4 of Game of Thrones. 
Spencer has many more characters this episode which breaks Eileen. Ser Davos seems to be surprised that Jon is the promised prince. Sansa grows a set. Baelish is more Baelishy than ever, and why did Jon make like he was leaving and then stuck around? Once again Dany is going to lead the Beige Knights to victory! All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten on this week’s episode of Royal Hig...

Duration: 00:20:29
Episode 58 - Your Vow’s Don’t Apply (S6E3)
Apr 17, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 6 Episode 3 of Game of Thrones. Word count is important. Bran sees a truth about Ned. A scene pulled straight from Oliver Twist is discussed. Poor Dany is cooped up in a Yurt. King Tommen whines his way around the Red Keep, Ramsay is all giddy about his new acquisition, and Jon f**** right off.  All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten on this week’s episode of Royal Highness!


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Duration: 00:51:18
Episode 57 - Oh Look! It’s Older Bran (S6E2)
Apr 10, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer delve into Season 6 Episode 2 of Game of Thrones. How does X-Files connect to GoT? Wait, Hodor can talk? Is Hodor a ‘bigger gal’? Freddy Kruger, Mike Myers, or Jason? How do you get 7 points evenly spaced on a circle? Ramsay is, well, being Ramsay. Jon gasps back to life! All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten on this week’s episode of Royal Highness!

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Episode 56 - The Magenta Lady (S6E1)
Apr 03, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer start Season 6 with a bang…or maybe an arrow?  Just where is Baelish? Ricon? Osha? Hodor?  Ramsey Bolton gets a new supply of hound chow. The Three Stooges of Dothrak meet Daenerys. Jorah finds a ring in the vast expanse. Tyrion and Varys try to blend in. Jon is still dead. All this, and so much more will be discussed, then forgotten on this week’s episode of Royal Highness!


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Duration: 01:03:57
Episode 55 - Season 5 Recap
Mar 20, 2024

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Eileen, Spencer and Mike play MadLibs with the various episode descriptions.  They make predictions about the main characters for Season 6, and have a great time doing it.  So tune in and spend some time with your hosts as they have fun with Game of Thrones on this week's episode of Royal Highness! 



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Duration: 01:12:00
Episode 54 - Mom’s Ire (S5E10 Season Finale)
Mar 13, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer talk about the Season 5 Finale of GoT. During the opening, is the Meereen statue screw bloody, or rusty? Can a dragon cook your dinner for you without making a pile of ashes? What album cover is Tyrion, Jorah, and Dario posing for? And…So Many Deads this week.  All these things, and so much more, will be discussed and promptly forgotten on this week's episode of Royal Highness! 


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Duration: 01:09:59
Episode 53 - Dragon Drogon (S5E9)
Mar 06, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer talk about GoT Season 5 Episode 9. Eileen and Spencer take on the episode in their usual manner. Why are the Sand Snakes playing slappy boobs? Is there a reason for roasting marshmallows? And do dragon spikes lay flat? Does Duran Duran rule Dorne? All these things, and so much more, will be discussed and promptly forgotten on this week's episode of Royal Highness! 

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Episode 52 - Difficult House (S5E8)
Feb 28, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer talk about GoT Season 5 Episode 8. Tyrion and Dany swap terrible parents barbs, Jorah leaves his greyscale all over Meereen, Cersie is still a mess, just what does the army of the dead do in their down time? AND Zombie Avalanche! All these things, and so much more, will be discussed and promptly forgotten on this weeks episode of Royal Highness!

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Episode 51 - A Present (S5E7)
Feb 21, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer talk about GoT Season 5 Episode 7. Tyrion is a small gift to Danny. Breane makes the episode so much better. Cersie gets hers. Boobs. All these things, and so much more, will be discussed and promptly forgotten on this weeks episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:06:52
Episode 50 - Bowed, Bent and Broken (S5E6)
Feb 14, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer talk about GoT Season 5 Episode 6. Is the HOBAW a chain? Where do you get your started faces? The Lannister habit of ignoring people gets some discussion.  Tristane and little Lannister girl get jiggy, and the Faith Militant puts the queen on trial. All these things, and so much more, will be discussed and promptly forgotten on this weeks episode of Royal Highness!

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Episode 49 - Unlive the Son (S5E5)
Feb 07, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer talk about GoT Season 5 Episode 5. How long should you cook a wildling? Why is Ollie so broody? Is Stannis the GoT Archer? Are Stone men hard? And what of Arya?

 All these things, and so much more, will be discussed and promptly forgotten on this weeks episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:07:10
Episode 48 - Sauna's Sharpies (S5E4)
Jan 31, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer talk about GoT Season 5 Episode 4.  But first we discuss the ins and outs of ice fishing.  Spencer agrees that this episode was a snoozer, but had some LOL moments.  Bron and Jamie make short work of some Dornish Horsemen, Tyrion does his best impersonation of a sack of 'taters.  Cersie is her normal conniving bitchy self, and poor Tommen it confused about his power as King. We are introduced to the Sand Snakes and find out they really like killing. All these things, and...

Duration: 01:03:54
Episode 47 - Spy Harrow (S5E3)
Jan 24, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer discuss Season 5 Episode 3 of Game of Thrones. Baelish is being all Baelishy, Ramsay Bolton agrees to marry but only after flaying tax evaders, Tyrion gets sacked, and the High Septon's days are numbered.

All these things, and so much more, will be discussed and promptly forgotten on this weeks episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:02:33
Episode 46 - Monochromatic House (S5E2)
Jan 17, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer take on Season 5 Episode 2 of Game of Thrones. Arya finds patience. Brieanne of Tarth is lacking focus, but at least she still has Pod. Gilly gets a reading lesson while Sam goes on about a Stark that was Lord Commander at age 10. Cersie is back to her standard bitchiness, and Jamie goes off on a quest with Bron.

All these things, and so much more, will be discussed and promptly forgotten on this weeks episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:14:34
Episode 45 - Future Wars (S5E1)
Jan 10, 2024

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Eileen and Spencer are back! After a two week Holiday Break the two take on Season 5 Episode 1 of Game of Thrones. Some discussion on the number of butts in this episode. Jon Snow gets some special treatment, Rance Maider the wall behind the king comes to a pointed end, Cersie is her ultimate bitchy self, and Margie gets to see some butt. All these things, and so much more, will be discussed and promptly forgotten on this weeks episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:09:56
Episode 44 - GoT Season 4 Recap
Dec 20, 2023

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Eileen, Spencer, and Mike the Producer chat about Game of Thrones Season 4.  Spencer shares a love affair for potatoes, we play a game of 'Say's Who', and we share our favorite scenes from this season…It's a short episode, but we have a lot of fun.  All these things, and so much more, will be discussed and promptly forgotten on this weeks episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 00:58:48
Episode 43 - (S4E10) - Bolts Be Flyin'
Dec 13, 2023

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Eileen and Spencer chat about the 'epicsode' Game of Thrones Season 4 Episode 10 - The season finale! Why are poptarts in the way of MAGA t-shirts? Can a bird fly in space? Just how many ships did Stannis have to transport thousands of horses? Jamie's hair pisses off Eileen. Dany has to relegate the dragons to the catacombs. Does Ikea provide funeral pyres? Was Tywin or Sandor getting a new contract next year? And What of Baylish? 

 All these things, and so much more, will be...

Duration: 01:24:52
Episode 42 - (S4E9) - Silly English Kenniggits
Dec 06, 2023

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Eileen and Spencer get to Game of Thrones Season 4 Episode 9. In this Jon Snow centric episode we have tons of battle scenes, Sam stores Gilly in the meat locker for safe keeping, Eileen deals with a computer bug, Giants ride Mammouth's.  Only Eileen and Spencer can make jokes about so much mayhem! Oh, and we meet Buford of Buford's Tractor Talk.  All these things, and so much more, will be discussed and promptly forgotten on this weeks episode of Royal Highness!

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Duration: 01:04:08
Episode 41 - (S4E8) - The Pillar and The Stones
Nov 29, 2023

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After the longest cold open yet where we hear about Boob Dialing, Farenheit v Celcius, and Smoots,  Eileen and Spencer get to HighTalking about Game of Thrones Season 4 Episode 8. Greyworm sees some boobage, Missandei sends a mini raven to have him meet in the throne room, Theon is Ramseyfied, Littlefinger sees just how formidable Sansa is, Tyrion tells a story about beetles, and Oberyn has a headache. All these things, and so much more, will be discussed and promptly forgotten on this weeks episode of Royal H...

Duration: 01:06:32