Punch Mountain

Punch Mountain is figuring out when to whip and when to shoot with RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK. Mac and David are joined by special guest Carlos LaRotta to discuss ultimate fear animals, perfect sound effects, and Indiana Jones's sexual mistakes before revealing RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is saying please and thank you when asking bitches to leave with ROBOCOP. Mac and David discuss office guns, alpha dog wine moves, and the highs and lows of stop-motion before revealing ROBOCOP's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is suffering second degree burns and a broken shantytown with Jackie Chan's POLICE STORY. Mac and David discuss blanket forts, sugar glass, and crowd-pleasing violations of a person's civil rights before revealing POLICE STORY's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is getting to the choppah with PREDATOR. Mac and David discuss tough talkin' Schwarzenegger, cheap razors, and the alternate history of Jean-Claude Van Damme before revealing PREDATOR's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is fighting the intergalactic drug war with DARK ANGEL (aka I COME IN PEACE). Mac and David discuss movie burgers, Dolph Lundgren's accent, and the best way to emasculate someone with a jacket before revealing DARK ANGEL’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

David sits down with legendary movie producer Robert "Rocky" Goldwater to preview the action movie slate for the rest of the year, including The Running Man and Predator: Badlands. This episode was published to our Patreon about a month ago. Since it concerns some current releases, we thought we'd give all listeners a Solid Gold sample of what's going on over at patreon.com/punchmountain.

Punch Mountain is cracking the knuckles and lighting the crystals with CON AIR. Mac and David discuss jacked Nic Cage, crouch fights, and not looking back at explosions before revealing CON AIR's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is holding its breath and counting to 180 with MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - ROGUE NATION. Mac and David discuss spy speak, team basketball, and what Jack Donaghy is doing here before revealing MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - ROGUE NATION's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is fortifying the Orange Julius against zombies with DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978). Mac and David discuss blue zombies, OG murder permission slips, and David's love of Goblin before revealing DAWN OF THE DEAD's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is getting back that damn kittycat bracelet with NOBODY. Mac and David discuss Bob Odenkirk's action pivot, barbers who don't cut hair, and what found weapons are in our cars before revealing NOBODY's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is taking the dam plunge with THE FUGITIVE. Mac, David, and special guest Lance Gilstrap discuss underdeveloped escape plans, helpful director's commentary, and sexy hospital encounters, before revealing THE FUGITIVE's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is squeezing box office blood from a franchise stone with BALLERINA. Mac and David discuss assassin towns, indifferent nightclub patrons, and poorly disguised gun shops before revealing BALLERINA's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is about to sell a million of those wooden training dummies with IP MAN. Mac and David discuss Donnie Yen's "aw shucks" acting style, Ip Man's origins as a fancy boy, and the long-lasting humiliation of pantsing before revealing IP MAN's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is bungee jumping down to where the action is with GOLDENEYE. Mac and David discuss updating James Bond for 90s audiences, filthy character names, and villains who are way too horny before revealing GOLDENEYE's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is flipping cars like flapjacks with LOST BULLET 2. Mac and David discuss cool French cops, hooking up with your enemy's spouse, and murder cars before revealing LOST BULLET 2's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is growing out our undercover mullets for STONE COLD. Mac and David discuss the raditude of Brian Bosworth, Lance Henriksen's love of laughter, and the best way to pose a corpse before revealing STONE COLD's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is scoring huge Father's Day points with TAKEN. Mac and David discuss old man action, karaoke machine research, and America's Stepdad Xander Berkeley before revealing TAKEN's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is working without a net (literally!) with MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - GHOST PROTOCOL. Mac and David discuss thicc Tom Cruise, Paula Patton erasure, and Ethan Hunt's riveting marital status before revealing MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - GHOST PROTOCOL's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is reconsidering this whole power/responsibility thing with SPIDER-MAN 2. Mac and David discuss Peter Parker's creep vibes, weird cameos from comedians, and thirsty movie executives before revealing SPIDER-MAN 2's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is headed for a showdown at REBEL RIDGE. Mac and David discuss Aaron Pierre's star-making role, hand fishing, and shit-eating grins before revealing REBEL RIDGE's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is going deep in their cups with DRUNKEN MASTER 2. Mac and David discuss supportive step-moms, ginseng tax evasion, and insane Jackie Chan stunts before revealing DRUNKEN MASTER 2's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is gliding into the heart of darkness with ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK. Mac and David discuss cool voices, cartoon antics, and brutally honest credits before revealing ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is putting Episodes 73 - 84 on the shelves in our latest Inventory episode. Mac and David share their final thoughts about the past 12 episodes, give way too much thought to the career of Ryan Reynolds, answer some listener questions, and reveal some exciting Punch Mountain news.

Punch Mountain is going back to how it all started with FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA. Mac and David discuss wig-based escape plans, emotionally withholding warlords, and Chris Hemsworth's nipples before revealing FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is looking for the kind of revenge that's sweeter than honey with THE BEEKEEPER. Mac and David discuss oddly flirtatious line deliveries, not-so-secret organizations, and presidential plot twists before revealing THE BEEKEEPER's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is on a mission to uncover the past with THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT. Mac and David discuss horny news anchors, action movie physics, and also have a little fun with the name Craig Bierko before revealing THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHTs place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is doing some very last-minute shopping in preparation for a VIOLENT NIGHT. Mac and David discuss Santa's lore, impossible line reads, and Norwegian hip-hop artists before revealing VIOLENT NIGHT's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is making peace with their demons and watching FAST FIVE. Mac and David discuss stylish babies, superhuman strength, and the definition of terrorism before revealing FAST FIVE's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is heading back into the field with MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 3, and this time it's personal. Mac and David discuss exciting disguises, lousy secret identities, and questionable tastes in party music before revealing MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 3's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is standing tall and talking tough aboard AIR FORCE ONE. Mac and David discuss bombastic musical scores, bad Russian accents, and history-altering demons before revealing AIR FORCE ONE's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is fighting against our government de-re-programming with UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: DAY OF RECKONING. Mac and David discuss upsetting strobe lights, cheap car chases, and human wrecking balls before revealing UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: DAY OF RECKONING's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is gearing up for some mall madness with Zack Snyder's DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004). Mac and David discuss fast zombies, mall food court eateries, and Ty Burrell's surprising sleaziness before revealing DAWN OF THE DEAD's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is frying up a whole room of eggs with ALIENS. Mac and David discuss horror action, semi-deleted scenes, and roomy ventilation shafts before revealing ALIENS's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Bonus Minisode! Punch Mountain takes a brief action break to bring you some horror movie picks for the month of October. David and Mac drop their spooky movie recs and take a bold stance against clowns. We’ll be back with a full length episode next week.

Punch Mountain is putting tongues to jumper cables with CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE. Mac and David discuss floating heads, cockney slang, and horses swinging lumber before revealing CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is keepin' it PG-13 with FREE GUY. Mac and David discuss insufferable bosses, Ryan Reynolds's likability, and wigs that do all the acting work before revealing FREE GUY's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is putting Episodes 61 - 72 on the shelves one last time in our latest Inventory episode. Mac and David share their final thoughts about the past 12 episodes, try to revive an all-star action franchise, answer some listener questions, and talk to a fan of Speed Racer.

Punch Mountain is doin' it for the band with SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD. Mac, David, and special guest Lisa Friedrich discuss hall-of-fame casting directors, killer soundtracks, and vegan powers before revealing SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is riding shotgun in the Mach 5 with SPEED RACER. Mac and David discuss PG villainy, unimpressive ninjas, and what to do with a purple suit before revealing SPEED RACER's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is loading up on rocket launchers from the Army surplus store and going COMMANDO. Mac and David discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger's unfortunate sense of humor, unrelenting jazz music, and using sawblades as frisbees before revealing COMMANDO's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is ready to close the book on man's best friend's best friend with JOHN WICK CHAPTER 4. Geez, short book. Mac and David discuss fire guns, fighting in fat suits, and unconvincing French accents before revealing JOHN WICK CHAPTER 4’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is busting the in-laws out of prison with EXTRACTION 2. Mac and David discuss kids in action movies, Chris Hemsworth's recovery montage, and prison slap fights before revealing EXTRACTION 2's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is made for lovin' you with THE FALL GUY. Mac and David are joined by special guest Joe Parsons to discuss French speaking attack dogs, omega level chemistry, and great posters for fake movies before revealing THE FALL GUY's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is making the world save for bruvs everywhere with KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE. Mac and David exploding heads, the excess of secret bases, and when not to shoot your dog, before revealing KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is fighting for the tepid approval of our dying father figure with BLOODSPORT. Mac and David discuss pec-focused bad guys, lengthy flashbacks, and Jean Claude Van Damme's undies, before revealing BLOODSPORT's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is saving the universe from a deadly bagel with EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE. Mac and David discuss multiverses, ADHD, and raccoon gourmets before revealing EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is throwing on a mask and starting the revolution with MONKEY MAN. Mac and David discuss excessive flashbacks, incriminating phone calls, and gun-running dogs before revealing MONKEY MAN’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is placing our bets on action with CLEOPATRA JONES AND THE CASINO OF GOLD. David and Mac discuss flammable cars, combustible casinos, and the wisdom of cutting your drug money in half before revealing the position of CLEOPATRA JONES AND THE CASINO OF GOLD on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain enters the confusing world of international vengeance with TRIPLE THREAT. David and Mac discuss non-threatening haircuts, the transformative power of grenade launchers, and when to take murder personally before revealing TRIPLE THREAT’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is putting Episodes 49 - 60 on the shelves one last time in our latest Inventory episode! Mac and David discuss their final thoughts about the past 12 episodes, share some ideas for "interactive" popcorn buckets, and answer some listener questions.

Punch Mountain is canceling the family vacation in Gas Town and setting a new course with MAD MAX: FURY ROAD. Mac and David discuss water addiction, dictator-approved guitar rock, and the concept of McFeasting before revealing MAD MAX: FURY ROAD’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is headed to the ends of the earth in search of someone to remove this damn Excommunicado with JOHN WICK CHAPTER 3: PARABELLUM (2019). Mac and David discuss battle dogs, belt whippings, and low-level employees of The Continental before revealing JOHN WICK CHAPTER 3: PARABELLUM’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is hopping off the bus and walking into trouble at the ROAD HOUSE (2024). Mac and David discuss CGI punches, boat dreams, and breaking bad news to bad guys before revealing ROAD HOUSE’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is gassing up the Bentley in preparation for DOOMSDAY. Mac and David discuss unwieldy Scottish accents, eyeball cameras, and post-apocalyptic entertainment before revealing DOOMSDAY’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is throwing the Audi A8 into gear just in time for TRANSPORTER 2. Mac and David discuss little coffee cups, sound effects in fight scenes, and unfortunate CGI before revealing TRANSPORTER 2’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is crashing in like a man on fire with ACTION JACKSON. Mac and David discuss high school accolades, kill lines, and homes big enough to drive a car through before revealing ACTION JACKSON’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is slipping through some sort of inter-dimensional stargate with MONSTER HUNTER. Mac and David discuss anthropomorphic cats, melted chocolate bars, and Ron Perlman’s wig before revealing MONSTER HUNTER’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is enrolling in a martial arts master class with ENTER THE DRAGON. Mac and David discuss shredded movie stars, bespoke prosthetics, and folding a person in half to death before revealing ENTER THE DRAGON’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is casting a level 7 charm spell with DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES. Mac and David discuss chonky dragons, singing “Greensleeves” at karaoke, and Hollywood’s leading curmudgeon before revealing DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is riding together and dying together with BAD BOYS 2. Mac and David discuss wealthy police officers, exploding boats, and actors playing corpses before revealing BAD BOYS 2’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Kick off your shoes because Punch Mountain is scaling 40 stories of sheer terror with DIE HARD. Mac and David discuss Christmas Eve office parties, scene-stealing supporting characters, and 1980s executive salaries before revealing DIE HARD’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is digging up the box we just buried for JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2. Mac and David discuss dogs’ inner monologues, pencil violence, and action movie bystanders before revealing JOHN WICK 2’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is putting Episodes 37-48 on the shelves one last time in our latest Inventory episode! Mac and David discuss their final thoughts about the past 12 episodes, share some exciting news about the next dozen selections, and answer some listener questions.

Punch Mountain is headed to the land of Make Believe with SUCKER PUNCH. Mac and David discuss dream worlds, bloodless violence, and Muppet Babies before revealing SUCKER PUNCH’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is jumping the turnstile for THE TAKING OF PELHAM ONE TWO THREE (1974). Mac and David discuss New York scum, misanthropic coworkers, and an all-time villain death before revealing THE TAKING OF PELHAM ONE TWO THREE’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is jumping in a Harrier jet with TRUE LIES. Mac, David, and special guest Andrew Rosas discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger’s charisma, non-jumping horses, and how to use up a film budget before revealing TRUE LIES’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is tearing down the Berlin Wall with ATOMIC BLONDE. Mac, David, and special guest Ximena Blake discuss 80s vibes, unrelenting action sequences, and movie quality ice before revealing ATOMIC BLONDE’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is on a mission from God with THE BOOK OF ELI. Mac, David, and special guest Bryan Gutmann discuss old guys in action movies, Kentucky baths, and apocalyptic product placement before revealing THE BOOK OF ELI’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is going on an elephant rescue with THE PROTECTOR. Mac, David, and special guest Kath Barbadoro discuss acting opposite an elephant, deleted scenes, and extreme sports gangs before revealing THE PROTECTOR’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Bonus Minisode! Punch Mountain is momentarily pausing the business of action for a quick mini-episode featuring some horror movie picks for the month of October. Plus, a tale of real life hamburger-related horror! We'll be back with a full length episode this week.

Punch Mountain is lacing up its skates in preparation for SUDDEN DEATH. Mac, David, and special guest Kerri Lendo discuss mascot fights, Jean Claude Van Damme's fire marshal physique, and terrorist payrolls before revealing SUDDEN DEATH's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is throwing on a pair of shades for BLADE 2. Mac and David discuss vampire raves, the slow speed of light, and trash-talking Wesley Snipes before revealing BLADE 2’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is thinking it’s back with JOHN WICK. Mac and David discuss the assassin’s code of honor, criminal underworld infrastructure, and the purchase power of murder tokens before revealing JOHN WICK’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is squeezing into its supersuit and taking on THE INCREDIBLES. Mac and David discuss animation versus live action, super powered body horror, and avoid conversations about slash fiction before revealing THE INCREDIBLES’ place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain has gotta smash and go fast if they’re gonna find the LOST BULLET. Mac and David discuss cocaine logic, Eurothugs, and murder cars before revealing LOST BULLET’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain has no time to stop for gas because we have a NEED FOR SPEED. Mac and David discuss illegal street racing infrastructure, bad ways to quit your job, and Michael Keaton’s easiest paycheck ever before revealing NEED FOR SPEED’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is putting Episodes 25-36 on the shelves one last time in our latest Inventory episode!  Mac and David discuss their final thoughts about the past 12 episodes, share some exciting news about the next dozen selections, and answer some listener questions.
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Punch Mountain is negotiating with terrorists now that OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN. Mac and David discuss post-9/11 action, curious casting choices, and Gerard Butler's tough guy accent before revealing OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is getting tipsy with DRUNKEN MASTER. Mac and David discuss 30-year-old teenagers, culturally insensitive waiters, and too much shit talk before revealing DRUNKEN MASTER's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is back on assignment with MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 2. Mac and David discuss manufactured action, uncomfortably horny villains, and the alternate history of Dougray Scott before revealing MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 2's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is crashing and burning with ROBOT JOX. Mac and David discuss the rules of robot war, old man fistfights, and TALLADEGA NIGHTS connections before revealing ROBOT JOX’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is raiding some tombs with THE MUMMY. Mac and David discuss smarm & charm, the allure of crashing library shelves, and extremely killable characters before revealing THE MUMMY's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is renewing its library card for GUNPOWDER MILKSHAKE. Mac and David discuss secret societies, rule-abiding assassins, and abandoned malls before revealing GUNPOWDER MILKSHAKE’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is leveling up some villagers with THE SEVEN SAMURAI. Mac and David discuss samurai aptitude tests, male friendship, and horse insults before revealing THE SEVEN SAMURAI’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is firing up the V8 Interceptor with THE ROAD WARRIOR. Mac and David discuss razorblade boomerangs, heavy metal costumes, and non-union stuntwork before revealing THE ROAD WARRIOR’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is flooring the gas pedal for SPEED. Mac and David discuss hidden thumbs, jumping buses, and the true nature of bombs before revealing SPEED’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is slamming down a glass of tequila and getting HARD BOILED. Mac and David discuss bird-friendly coffee houses, cursing in English, and the physics of getting shot before revealing HARD BOILED’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain spares no expense on a trip to JURASSIC PARK. Mac and David discuss 1990s raptor fever, underpaid contractors, and the cruel lack of real-life dinosaur parks before revealing JURASSIC PARK’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain takes stock! It's an Inventory episode. Mac and David give some final thoughts about the last 12 additions to the Mountain, answer listener questions, share a story about religious theft, and reveal some upcoming titles.

Punch Mountain is punching it into hyperdrive with STAR WARS, EPISODE VIII: THE LAST JEDI. Mac and David discuss letting go of the past, red offices, and the origin of blue milk before revealing THE LAST JEDI’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain reads miranda rights to a corpse with ROBOCOP 2. Mac and David discuss loud future drugs, lil criminals, and stop-motion robots before revealing ROBOCOP 2’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is filling guitars with cuhcaine and watching DESPERADO. Mac and David discuss royalty-free sound effects, bad guy's bad aim, and one-sided phone calls before revealing DESPERADO’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is adopting a break-up hyena and watching BIRDS OF PREY (AND THE FANTABULOUS EMANCIPATION OF ONE HARLEY QUINN). Mac and David discuss on-the-nose soundtracks, curious funhouse attractions, and coke fights before revealing BIRDS OF PREY’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies

Punch Mountain is canceling the apocalypse to watch PACIFIC RIM. Mac and David discuss cool names, unwanted thoughts in the drift, and alien death scenes before revealing PACIFIC RIM’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is driving a monster truck through a car lot with ROAD HOUSE. Mac and David discuss Patrick Swayze’s swagger, Ben Gazzara’s brilliance, and falling polar bears before revealing ROAD HOUSE’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is smashing every mirror for PUNISHER: WAR ZONE. Mac and David discuss bold accent choices, mob-run recycling, and parkour murder before revealing PUNISHER: WAR ZONE’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain sharpens our fingernails into claws for THE WOMAN KING. Mac and David discuss the appeal of robes, whimsical training montage music, and Viola goddam Davis before revealing THE WOMAN KING’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is blowing past Mach 10 with TOP GUN: MAVERICK. Mac and David discuss the legality of bar signage, the popularity of “Great Balls of Fire,” and the logistics of Dogfight Football before revealing TOP GUN: MAVERICK’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is teaming up with Scotland Yard for YES, MADAM. Mac and David discuss apples as silencers, Michelle Yeoh's 80s looks, and slow-motion injuries before revealing YES, MADAM’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is letting it grow long with THE DIRTY DOZEN. Mac and David discuss speedbag etiquette, cutting rope with gunfire, and fancasting before revealing THE DIRTY DOZEN’s place on the definitive ranking of action movies.