Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

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Daniel from PolyAmateur Hour goes undercover with the gang to discuss Picard's "Stardust City Rag." We cover everything from pop-up ads to children's entertainers! Seven returns from Party City, Elnor is the entire cast of Guardians of the Galaxy, and Picard is a Borg cuck. Meanwhile Daniel explains how the Borg is poly, Bobi realizes her ultimate hybrid, Rob returns at the right time, and Cameron grows a potato tree. And be sure to listen to the very end! Engage!

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The gang are off balance as they discuss Equilibrium! Bobi-bot steps in for Bobi, Rob mans his store, Cameron shares some trivia, and John leads us to the best pun ever! Engage!

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Marcy subs in for Bobi to get brutally honest with "Absolute Candor!" Picard pulls a Quark, Elnor grows a dwarf beard, and Soji goes through a goth phase. Meanwhile, Marcy is ready to get down with some Zero G, Cameron knows Hawaiian, and Rob gets in a sick burn! Engage!

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The gang are so excited to talk about "The House of Quark" that they actually beat the clock! Bob is proves that Quark is a better Klingon than Worf, John celebrates Gowron's return, Rob buys his wife a cargo bay, and Cameron winds up having "the talk" with his son. Because of Quark. And a Klingon. 

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Laurel from the Polyamateur Hour gets in the middle of the gang to discuss Picard's "The End is the Beginning!" Raffi goes full Jolie, Oh goes full Caruso, and Picard goes full Rob! Meanwhile Laurel teaches the gang about poly, Cameron teaches everyone some Spanish, Rob teaches us how to break a legal t-shirt clause, and Bobi teaches us what happens when you mix wine and snake leaf. Then we all get canceled! Engage!

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The gang wonders what's fake and what's solid in "The Search pt 2!" Bobi thinks about origins, John wants Avengers: Endgame, Cameron sings, and Rob thinks the Federation should just give up. Engage!

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The gang have some sheer f%&#kin hubris to bring John back to discuss the Picard episode "Maps and Legends!" Troi can fly the ship, Pulaski has a new project, and Picard has more than three friends. Meanwhile, Rob shares a secret about his beard, Bobi has googly eyes, John knows one sexy Romulan, and Cameron sundowns. Engage!

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The gang is back to discuss DS9 faster than Season 3 name drops the Borg! We're discussion the season premiere, "The Search pt 1!" Rob sings sit-com themes, Cam wears his special underwear, Bobi wonders about Odo's bowel movements, and John loves The Defiant! Engage!

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The gang leaves TNG in the past as they form some new memories for Picard's "Remembrance." Picard fanboys out, fights a giant roach, and drowns a couple of dogs. Meanwhile Rob is on top of his game, Bobi is not a size queen, and Cameron has some android hangups. Join in and we cover everything from cards to cubes - engage!

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Before we beam into Picard and the DS9 Minute Season 3, the Green Shirt crew looks back at TNG with one last hurrah — a Character Episode Draft!

We’re each drafting a team of episodes that best represent TNG’s main characters — Picard, Riker, Data, Crusher, Troi, Worf, and Geordi. Who’ll assemble the ultimate Enterprise crew and who gets stuck with Shades of Gray? Engage!

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Tracee Lee Cocco drops in to discuss her career as an actor, including her hundreds of appearances in Star Trek as Lt. Jae and multiple aliens! She shares a chance encounter while dressed as a dog alien, sings a song from one of her first gigs, and wishes she'd asked for a pinball machine. Engage!

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Steve joins the gang to toast (and roast) Nemesis! Worf bones up, Picard Tokyo Drifts, and Troi steals Beverly's line. Meanwhile John teaches us a new word, Steve comes up with a tongue twister, Cameron wants to end on butts, Bobi gives Worf a breathalizer, and Rob thinks Trump makes the movie better. All this, plus a mind teasing game of Star Trek: Code Names

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Newman helps the gang feel young again as they discuss "Star Trek: Insurrection!" Worf sings karaoke, Beverly loves a lllama, and Picard gets into quilting. Meanwhile Cameron steals a snail trail, Rob gets gaslit, Marcy is good at the Trek, and Newman counts the taints. Engage!

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Marcy is lowered into the guest chair by black borg tubing to help Cameron digest his second contact with "First Contact." Riker remembers the morons, Worf needs some ointment, and Data gets a blow job. Meanwhile Cameron ignites his urine, Rob defends the best scene in movie history, Marcy misplaces Arnie, and John knows what to do with psycho ex-girlfriends. All this plus the most heated holodeck debate to date! Engage!

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The gang crosses paths with Abby Sommer to gauge how our emotion chips feel about Star Trek: Generations! Kirk proposes to a horse, Picard has a Tyler Durden, and Geordie gets Clockwork Oranged! Meanwhile Cameron channels Picard's mom, Rob sings a song, Bobi recasts Airbud, John gets lost in the Nexus, and Abby shares costume making tips. Engage!

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The gang is joined by Jesse Bailey and a slew of past guests to look back at the series and podcast, sharing their favorite villains, biggest laughs, and most memorable dildos. You read that right. Engage!

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Marcy joins the gang to work together to determine the official Green Shirt Top 25 TNG Episodes list! Tune in for betrayal, twists, and redemptions! Plus revisiting many of the trailers for our favorite episodes! Who gets veto burned, whose bait gets bit, and who will play "Shades of Gray?" Tune in now!

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The gang get introduced to "The Jem'Hadar!" Cam washes his mouth out with soap, Bobi is proud of Jake, Rob likes bad boys, John has some force field advice, and everyone has an imdb minute. Engage!

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Marcy returns to help the gang over the finish line as they discuss the series finale, All Good Things! Worf pitches a big top, Data gets hit on by a cat, and Picard plays the dildo. Meanwhile Cameron wonders how to get around in the future, Rob brings back a bit, Bobi wonders about nips, Marcy chokes to death, and John laughs so hard he bleeds. All this plus a round of "Cat Spotting," "What's that Ep," and "Finale Finalists!" Engorge!

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The gang gives their strongest defense of "Tribunal!" They prosecute the case against raccoons, are guilty of doing work on vacation, and bear witness to their favorite non-living character on the station. Engage!

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Agent Scott joins the team to declassify "Preemptive Strike!" Picard becomes a meme, Worf is the good cop, and it's all Geordie's fault. Meanwhile Cameron's head canon is broken, Rob doesn't wear flip flops, Bobi parties with Gul Dukat, John piggy backs, and Scott keeps thinking of Dicks. Engage!


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The gang work together to discuss DS9's "The Collaborator" in 9 minutes! Rob is a bartchestered binoran, Cameron gets hit close to home, Bobi swallows shit, and John knows how to spell Bajoran names. Engage!


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Thom Tran boards the Green Shirt express to bring life to the discussion of "Emergence!" Picard leaves the crew in their towels, Data watches old sitcoms, and Riker gives the ship some eyes. Meanwhile Cameron become irrelevant, Rob can't translate Subway, Bobi enjoys looking at barrels, and Thom saves his ex. All this plus a thrilling game of "Train Facts!" Engage!

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The gang spend ninety (or thereabouts) minutes staring into the mirror and examining their thoughts on DS9's "Crossover" in this extra long DS9 Minute! Julian is a Dave-Head, Kira likes the temperature just so, and Odo has Play-doh hands. Meanwhile Cameron cleans his cord drawer, Rob promotes zen driving, Bobi suggests The Triangle of Sadness, and John wants to watch The Big Hit! All this plus a rousing game of Our Mirror Year. Engage!

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Chris Khatami joins the gang to tell dad jokes about "Bloodlines!" Picard gets caught with his relics out, Beverly gets fired from daytime TV, and Riker eats a pie. Meanwhile Cameron names a Hunger Games character, Rob opens our Christmas presents, Bobi learns from a t-shirt, and Chris gets profound. All this plus a rousing game of Bad Dad Quiz! Engage! 

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The gang revel in the never-ending sacrifice of "The Wire!" John makes HBO jokes, Cameron praises Cardassian covert naming conventions, Bobi TA's Garak's storytelling class, and Rob criticizes Garak's spycraft. Engage!

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Marcy drops in to surprise Bobi's twin, Drift, to discuss cool uncles, bad dads, and water balloons with "Firstborn!" Picard whips up some biometic gel, Geordie gets out-negotiated, and Alexander gets some Skittles. Meanwhile, Cameron travels through time to take a business class, Rob sells Kevin Smith some shirts, Bobi lets Rob get the last laugh, Drift takes a ride on the Marcy train and Marcy gets a time limit. Engage!

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The gang wonder what it's like to live in paradise as they discuss "The Maquis pt 2!" Sisko laughs at his own joke, Dukat gets his groove back and Quark knows how to handle Lady Spock. Engage!

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John C Meyers joins the gang to pow-wow (we're so sorry) about "Journey's End! Beverly snores, Geordie draws bad boobs, and Picard gets some stank put on him. Meanwhile Cameron find a sacred soda, Rob's parents visit him in a vision, Bobi asks for a biodome, John C Meyers is the only one that makes sense, and John T Bolds has no ancestors. All this plus not one, but two games! "Know Your Roots" and "Imminent Doh!-main." Engage!

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The gang try not to sabotage the podcast while discussing DS9's The Maquis pt 1! John goes missing, Rob roots for a war criminal, Bobi sees cuckolding and Cam MAY consider DS9 a monumental failure. Engage!

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Micah steps out of his lab and into the zoo as we discuss "Genesis!" Picard is super bored, Troi has a portable bath tub, and Riker grows a shoulder pad. Meanwhile Cameron perfects his Picard, Bobi thinks skin is gross, Rob chimes in, Micah has the Powerglove, and John has flashlight notes. All this plus a rousing game of The Essentials. Engage!

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The gang reunite to fulfill their promise to discuss "Blood Oath!!" Bobi enjoys Klingon Golden Girl, Rob is bored, Cameron wants more heart eating, and John will not stand for chef smearing. Engage!

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The gang is joined by Treks and the Cities' Alice Wetterlund to see "Eye of the Beholder" through each other's eyes. Riker has a rough week, Bev gives ballet lessons, and Tasha stars in a binge-worthy show! Meanwhile Cameron eats his cables, Rob angers Carrie Brownstein, Bobi is the most metal, Alice has to sign in to her phaser, and John is really into hulls. All this plus a disgusting game of circle-jerk. Engage!

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The gang begin a beautiful friendship with "Profit and Loss!" Cameron relates with Quark, Rob pads a bit, John designs a half-breed, and Bobi gets shot! Engage!

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Max visits the gang as we noodle out the meaning behind "Masks!" Riker sculpts a Trombone, Picard asks for some prompts, and Data gets encased in foam. Meanwhile, Cameron shares his Ben Stein impression, Max does his Dorn impression, Bobi gives her transporter impression, John puts on his best Eve 6 impression, and Rob is just impressed. Engage!

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The gang arrives to discuss "Playing God" before Rob has his pants on. Engage!

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Audrey joins the gang as we try to remember how we felt about "Thine Own Self!" Worf smolders, Troi's reunion is too long, and Data gets dials. Meanwhile Cameron's Google is too white, Rob disappoints Weird Al, Bobi infects the crew, Audrey names an alien, and John schools us on Sim City. Engage!

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The gang solves the mystery of "Shadowplay!" We discuss intense kissing, first jobs, Odo's lovelife, and shout out It's Got Star Trek!! Engage!

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Jesse Bailey joins us to gossip about the episode which spawned a whole series, "Lower Decks!" Worf makes a bad Bajoran, Riker emulates The Breakfast Club, and Data trains a Roomba. Meanwhile, Cameron is -usually- a total coward, Rob puts make-up on a puppy, Bobi is a tornado storm of hot goss, Jesse traumatizes Picard, and John reveals his new look! Engage!

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The gang go into the hot box to discuss DS9's "Paradise!" Rob gets greasy, John drives us off a cliff, Bobi is worried about her electronic 'devices,' and Cameron goes on a cinematic journey. Engage!

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Jessi from Crusher Convo joins us as we light a candle for "Sub Rosa!" Troi puts on her business hair, Data describes Beverly's "down there," and Ronin causes global warming. Meanwhile Rob steals everyone's jokes, Cameron gives out an award for costuming, Bobi comes up with "Orgazmo," Jessi walks into Christina Aguilera, and John takes a stand on candles! All this plus a shameless game of "PornHub Feud!" Engage!

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The gang can't stop talking, shouting, and exclaiming about "Whispers!" We learn about new (to us) food, update the cave count, read O'Brien's sexy letters, and wonder when a conspiracy becomes just common knowledge. Engage!

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John C Meyers joins us as we round the bases of "Homeward!" Worf is raised by Madonna, Beverly fondles her moss, and Geordie plays Ed Harris. Meanwhile, Cameron keeps it in the family, Rob gets kimchee'd, Bobi hides a body, John C Meyers has a gift for the Borg, and John T Bolds finds out sponsor! Engage!

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The gang gets feverish over "Armageddon Game!" John has notes for the alien terrorists, Bobi has scores for the hair stylists, Cameron has seduction advice for Julian, and Rob reviews security procedures. Engage!

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Happy Picard Day!! Todd of Computer Resume podcast can attest that we go off the rails while discussing "The Pegasus!" Data plays to the camera, Riker experiments in college, and Picard eats his feelings. Meanwhile Cameron gets panic sweats, Rob has a hard out, Bobi apologizes to John's girlfriend, Todd gets a wink, and John turns in his JAG card. All this plus a round of Real Ship/Fake Ship?! Engage!

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The gang go gooey for DS9's The Alternate! John respects the game, Rob gets an inconvenient nose bleed, Bobi wonders about Odo spunk, and Cameron looks forward to a Star Trek theme park. Engage!

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Abby Sommer from First Flight Podcast joins us as we realize there's not a single universe where we didn't enjoy "Parallels!" Worf joins a gymnastics team, Data shops at Goodwill, and Crusher gets a day off. Meanwhile, Cameron dates his co-hosts, Rob wishes Data had a sex tape, Bobi wants Worf's hair, Abby receives the cast of a warrior, and John knows his Picasso's! Engage!

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The gang face off to discuss DS9's "Rivals!" John gives Cameron Directions, Cameron steals Chris Sarandon from Rob, Rob sweats on Bobi, and Bobi buys blankets with John. Plus, we discover that Prince Humperdink never watched Ninja Turtles! Engage!

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Joined by Flippe Kikee, the gang cannot stay mum about "Inheritance!" Data goes pale, Picard carves his initials in a planet, and Troi is boring. Meanwhile Cameron puts up a new poster in his room, Rob goes incognito, Bobi recasts a character, John cleans his grandma's attic, and Flippe gets creeped out. Engage!

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The gang takes refuge in talking about DS9's "Sanctuary." We visit Twin Peaks, listen to Kenny G, get emotional, and sync up our Stardates. Engage!

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Patrick Irelan joins the gang to yowl and hiss about "Inheritance!" Data thinks Geordie's a cat, Worf has some secret intel, and Picard expresses everything with a look. Meanwhile, Cameron's knees hurt, Rob can get us some debris, Patrick saves the planet, and John can't use a lightsaber. PLUS a high speed round of "Fast Cats!" Engage!

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The gang look into their feeling about "Second Sight!" Cameron gets screenwriting advice, Rob transforms into a robot, Bobi is preoccupied with size, and John thought Randy Quaid guest starred in this episode. Engage!

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Ashlyn from the Duras Sister's Podcast joins the gang in Long Island to discuss what episodes of TNG they would have liked to have seen season long arcs of.  Data turns into a car, Geordie wants to remain a horrible troll creature, and Picard crushes a young Romulan boy's dreams. Meanwhile Rob fingerprints Armus, Cameron wants David Cronenberg to direct everything, John takes us to Burning Man, and Ashlyn traps the audience in a Casino. Engage!

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The gang flashback to watching "Necessary Evil!" Rob gets charmed by Quark, John is terrified of Rom, Odo climb's Cam's ladder, and Bobi appreciates all the sick burns. Engage!

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Michelle joins us around the campfire to open up about "Attached!" Crusher has some hot goss, Worf gets fired, and Picard listens to his Shakespeare podcast. Meanwhile, Cameron forgets women have nipples, Bobi discovers her favorite soup, Rob wants more cakes, Michelle hulks out, and John falls asleep. All this plus a round of Conspiracy Quiz! Engage!

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The gang put their latinum where their mouth is when praising "Rules of Acquisition!" We practice our Nagus impressions, describe the alien of the week's wardrobes, and celebrate boob reveals while also bemoaning the patriarchy. Engage!

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The gang is joined by Shelley McLendon to explore our mommy issues as well as "Dark Page." Picard is good at Snooping, Riker is dumbfounded, and Data uses ChatGPT. Meanwhile, Cameron gets religious, Rob reveals his biggest fandom, Bobi is not anti-woohoo, and Shelley has some ethical questions. Engage!

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The gang doesn't need any assistance discussing "Melora!" We discuss Bashir's audacity, flirting, bathing habits, and vocal exclamations! Plus underboob, chicken ladies, and Klingon restaurants! Engage!

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Jenn from My Streaming Bubble joins us to psychoanalyze "Phantasms!" Geordie leaves the parking break on, Picard becomes a cat person, and Troi talks directly to Marcy. Meanwhile, John has advice for Spike Lee, Jen stares at her cat, Rob receives a sick burn, and Cameron won't say no to confetti. Engage!

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The gang read from their meticulously kept notes for "Cardassians!" John and Cam are on fashion watch, Bobi handles philosophy talk, and Rob tracks down recipes. Engage!

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Josh from The Bricked Pit joins us to avoid the banana peels and plot holes of "Gambit pt 2!" Picard goes full WWF, Data changes the wallpaper, and the Enterprise gets in a slap fight. Meanwhile Cameron turns into Bobi, Rob shares his search history, Bobi wants to know more about squirting DNA, John times Picard's reaction speed, and Josh recasts all the Klingons. Engage!

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The gang gets up into the guts of "Invasive Procedures!" Cameron keeps his marriage from falling apart, Rob doesn't drink the Kool-Aid, John tracks O'Brien's family tree, and Bobi wonders what to do with Quark. Engage!

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Elle helps the gang hand out nicknames to the mercenary crew in "Gambit pt 1!" Troi wears a smock, Riker is always ready for bed, and Picard loses his loofah. Meanwhile, Cameron still can't pronounce Saavik, Rob recasts Batman, Bobi wants more cleavage, Elle has an existential crisis, and John stays up late! Engage!

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The gang hunkers down to discuss DS9's "The Siege! Rob brings the fun facts, John gets Shakespearean, Bobi sees Julian sparkle, and Cam wants just one more part!!

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Newman from the Movies 4 Dayz podcast joins us to jack into and probe "Interface!" Crusher calls the kids in for dinner, Geordie talks too loud, and Riker welcomes a new member of the Dead Moms Club. Meanwhile Cameron's had a busy decade, Rob gets put in the book, Newman endangers his marriage, Bobi learns some musical theater, and Producer John gets in bathroom trouble. Engage!

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The gang go round and round about how good "The Circle" is! John pinpoints Winn's specific type of evil, Bobi goes straight THERE, Rob thinks about Paul Rudd, and Cameron counts rats. Engage!

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The gang engages in some international diplomacy as Captain Idol joins them from across the pond to discuss "Liasons!" Troi gets a cavity, Picard goes unzipped, and Worf pulls a Roadhouse! Meanwhile Cameron threatens to quit Star Trek, Rob thinks chocolate tastes like vomit, Bobi knows what Klingons won't do, John squirts blood, and Captain Idol shops at the same place as Worf. All this plus a rousing game of Space Food! Engage!

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The gang return to the promenade with the season 2 premiere, "Homecoming!" We wonder how to use sex appeal, identify the DS9 Log Lady, and realize this episode is NOT a screwball comedy. Engage!

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Julian Brown from Strange New Pod joins the gang to discuss "Descent pt 2!" Riker nearly gets spit on, Lore chews his toenail, and Crusher finds her beach. Meanwhile Cameron puts a pin in children, Rob names his Gerbil, Bobi attends the theater, Julian shops at IKEA, and John chooses Schneider. Engage!

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The gang gets schooled by the explosive season 1 finale, "In the Hands of the Prophets." Cameron starts going to church, Rob tracks the food, Bobi has some notes for Keiko, and John watches In the Line of Fire. Engage!

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The gang sing the praises of "Duet" as we discuss filing systems, disease names, work banter, and of course, Holocaust jokes. Engage!

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The gang hit the stage to discuss "Dramatis Personae!" We discuss space meth, wonder how much scenery got chewed, and are thankful for Quark in a neck brace. Engage!

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The gang don their ambassadorial attire to take a tour of "The Forsaken!" Cam gushes about L'Waxana, Rob can't get enough of Odo's pail, John relates with O'Brien's computer problems, and Bobi does some piggybacking. Engage!

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Wynde Priddy joins the gang to dive deep and mine our feelings on "Descent pt 1!"  Picard flagellates, Troi says murder is okay, and Data gives a Borg boobies. Meanwhile Cameron acts like a teenage girl, Rob doesn't feel anger, Wynde stares blankly, and John likes it dark. Engage!

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The gang's imagination runs rampant as they discuss "If Wishes Were Horses!" We wonder about the longevity of Rumpelstiltskin, baseball body types, and real dark turns. Engage!


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Ted joins the gang as they race against the clock to discuss "Timescape!" Riker presents himself, Worf has a day off, and Data is a loud breather. Meanwhile Cam is not a physicist, Rob wakes up form a nap, Bobi reveals her reason for being on the podcast, and Ted wants to know if he's wearing clothes. Engage!

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The gang moves forward talking about Star Trek: Deep Space Nine's "Progress!" They wonder what the exchange rate of latinum is, admire Klingon Sloth, and come up with a new band name. Engage!

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The gang are joined by Ashlyn and Rhianna from The Duras Sisters Podcst join us to take a good long look at ourselves while discussing "Second Chances." Riker doesn't text Picard, Troi is a prankster, and Worf folds. Meanwhile, Rob doesn't like pajamas, Cam gets rated, Bobi gets a tattoo, Ashlyn has seen it all, Rhianna risks her life, and John checks Riker's beard. Engage!

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The gang sit criss-cross applesauce to listen to "The Storyteller." We discuss Bashir's awkwardness, Quark's charm, and Odo's bucket. Engage!

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The gang fills their spiritual hole with "Rightful Heir!" They discuss their personal sacred texts, hand out Klingon merit badges, and discover Skeletor! Alexander skips school, Worf gets interrupted in the men's room, and Riker plays a flaming trombone. Meanwhile Rob gets in a shirt fight, Cam wasn't around 500 years ago, Bobi reveals who she's a clone of, and John gets kicked off the pod. Engage!

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The gang takes shrooms with the Pope, break bad with Jonathan Banks, and ugly cry with Kira as they discuss "Battle Lines." Engage!

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Michelle from Crusher Convo joins us to get to the bottom of our last words as well s our browser histories in "Suspicions!" Beverly enacts an Eve 6 song, Picard plagiarizes himself, and Tasha rolls in her grave. Meanwhile, Rob is covered in wing sauce, Cam counts pomegranates, Bobi reveals her Bev impression, Michelle tracks the touching, and John points out the plot holes. Engage!

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The gang wonder how much Odo weighs, wrestle with morality, and count the quarrelsome races in DS9's "Vortex." Engage!

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Paul joins us as we go mad for "Frame of Mind!" Deanna "Donald Ducks" it, Riker becomes Mr. Mistoffelees, and Picard starts a theater blog! Meanwhile Rob reveals his only skill, Cam forgets The Breakfast Club, Bobi speaks to God, John flashes back to his theater days, and Paul creates a spoon! Engage!

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The gang spends some inconceivable time with "The Nagus!" Cam celebrates the Rules of Acquisition, Bobi thinks about the implications of ear hair, John spots the D, and Rob recollects his time working with the grand Nagus himself! Engage!


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The gang work their way through the chaps of "Move Along Home!" Cameron practices giving "the talk," Bobi makes a lot of gems, Rob doesn't do Picard, and John plays game master. Engage!

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Jessi from Crusher Convo and Marcy from Idle Ride join to make sweet music with the gang as they discuss "Lessons." Picard dates the cast of The Mummy, Troi hears The Naked Now, and Nella Darren cries blood. Meanwhile, Rob wants more paperwork in Trek, Cam does not have gutter brain, John makes a JAG reference, Bobi counts audience members, Jessi tells her mom not to listen, and Marcy has a hand double. Engage!

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The gang tries to figure out who's Voldemort in "The Passenger!" Cameron wants to visit the holosuits, Bobi learns a word, Rob has a 'ship, John thinks he's watching Strange New Worlds, and Jesse from Open Pike Night stops by to share his 13 seconds. Engage!

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Jesse Bailey joins us to define "small talk" as we discuss Die Hard on the Enterprise with "Starship Mine!" Troi becomes a shool counselor, Picard loses Worf's pet, and Data remembers he's an android. Meanwhile Rob counts butt grooves, Bobi is pro-AI, Cam gets confused about horses, John won't forget Morshower, and Jesse was not intimidated. All this plus a rousing game of "Small Hard!" Engage!

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It's a Trill trial as the crew wonder what Odo could have transformed into, marvel at Julian's combat skills, and count the Daxes! Engage!

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Veronica Osorio injects the show with the culture we didn't know we were missing as we discuss "Birthright pt 2!" Picard feels the shtag, Geordie gets erased, and Worf goes full Bacon! Meanwhile Rob finds alien dog tasty, John stops kissing a girl, Cameron commits death by cheese, and Veronica feels the holy spirit! Engage!

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The crew dig up some old friends from the past in "Q-Less!" We discuss gig-economy safety deposit boxes, violent captains, and nerdy seductions. Engage!

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Alice Wetterlund joins us in the space mall to discuss our daddy issues with "Birthright pt 1!" Worf fanboys out, Data starts a fad, and Crusher listens to Joe Rogen. Meanwhile Rob makes a pickle glow, Cam figures out what's wrong with society, Bobi coins bone marrow, Alice creates a singularity...and a t-shirt, and John's TV is haunted. Engage!

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The crew hunt down "Captive Pursuit" and tell it what they think of it! We cover familiar faces, problematic Ferengi, and one of John's favorite scenes ever from DS9! Dabo!

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It's a wonderful pod as Ashley from Talking Trek Wars joins the gang to decide if we have any regrets after watching "Tapestry!" Picard spills meatballs on himself, Worf has a better life, and Q enjoys some Bok Choy. Meanwhile, John is controlled by magnets, Bobi researches Siracha, Ashley becomes a script doctor, and both Cameron and Rob share their big theories. Engage!

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The crew can't stop talking about "Babel!" We discuss bar stew, Odo's squeaky wheel, and Sisko freeze frames! Jump inside our wormhole!

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Marcy returns to face off against the gang in a tense battle of wills as they discuss "Face of the Enemy!" Troi gets Weekend and Berniesed, Data plays with a spider, and Geordie has a Romulan counterpart. Meanwhile John leaves a Yelp review, Rob spots a bear, Bobi knows simians, Marcy tries not to be mean, and Cameron makes one person laugh. Engage!

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The crew comes together to discuss "A Man Alone!" We cover how to tell if an angry mob is good or bad, discuss how great Odo and Quark's relationship is, and hope to see more of Julian's blue balls!

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Jenn from My Streaming Bubble joins the gang to help solve the mystery of the missing co-hosts while watching "Aquiel!" Worf makes a sailboat, Beverly gets licked, and Geordie is not very Reading Rainbow-y. Meanwhile Cam breaks the 5 minute rule, John has notes for Worf, and Jenn shares the Midwest Greeting. Engage!

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