Two Douchebags and a Microphone
By: Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner
Language: en
Categories: Music, Commentary, News, Daily
topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.
Episodes
Newest douchebag effort. Rob eats a turtle shell as a joke
Jan 08, 2026Rob eats a turtle shell on the show.. Mark brought him tums.
Duration: 01:36:59brand new douchebags for the new year
Jan 05, 2026brand new douchebags for the new year!
Duration: 01:32:58music news and talk from the creeps
Jan 04, 2026music news and talk from creeps
Duration: 01:34:47I call bullshit on covid money and the reckless spending
Jan 03, 2026I call bullshit on the great covid feecing
Duration: 00:05:25news years day special sports bastards!
Jan 02, 2026Happy new year from the sports bastards!
Duration: 01:27:34mark and rob make fun of everything
Dec 31, 2025Mark screwed up and erased the first part of this episode
Duration: 01:03:45music talk from the creeps
Dec 30, 2025music talk and news from two creeps
Duration: 01:59:34new NFL talk from the bastards
Dec 28, 2025new NFL talk from the bastards
Duration: 01:39:55music news and talk
Dec 27, 2025music news and music talk
Duration: 01:56:27sports from two bastards featuring NFL talk
Dec 25, 2025two bastards talking NFl
Duration: 01:32:06Mark and Rob wish you a merry Christmas
Dec 24, 2025Rob and Mark wish you a merry Christmas
Duration: 01:46:57Rob and Mark talk about current events and odd stories from around the world.
Dec 19, 2025Mark and Rob talk current events and odd news stories from around the world
Duration: 01:26:20music talk and news
Dec 18, 2025creeps talking music with music news mixed in.
Duration: 02:11:43talking Chiefs and NFL
Dec 17, 2025Chiefs and NFL talk
Duration: 01:42:51this is the greatest single podcast episode ever!!
Dec 16, 2025this is the greatest single podcast episode ever!
Duration: 01:34:23creeps with music news and talk
Dec 14, 2025two creeps talking music with music news
Duration: 01:52:36Mark and rob talk music sports and current events
Dec 12, 2025Rob and Mark talk current events and sports
Duration: 01:30:02bastards talking NFL
Dec 11, 2025two bastards talking NFL
Duration: 01:42:59sports bastards talking NFL
Dec 10, 2025NFL talk from the bastards
Duration: 01:49:53Rob is back with a hand full of stories
Dec 08, 2025Rob is back with multiple stories
Duration: 01:22:10music talk and news from the creeps
Dec 05, 2025Two creeps talking music and music news
Duration: 01:43:42solocast with random stories from Mark
Dec 05, 2025solocast with random stories from Mark
Duration: 00:40:34NFL talk from the bastards
Dec 03, 2025NFL talk and other tidbits from two bastards.
Duration: 01:47:13Rob's back from his honeymoon!
Dec 01, 2025Rob is back from his honeymoon and ready to go!
Duration: 01:15:54Creeps talk music and latest music news
Nov 29, 2025Creeps talking music with music news in between
Duration: 01:11:20NFL talk from the bastards!!
Nov 27, 2025listen in as the bastards talk NFL
Duration: 02:04:08Rob and Mark box bee hives, they lost.
Nov 25, 2025Mark and rob try to box bee hives, they lose big time.
Duration: 01:18:18music talk from the creeps
Nov 22, 2025music talk from two creeps
Duration: 01:31:31Rob is back and so is his voice.
Nov 20, 2025Rob's return with his voice intact.
Duration: 01:42:45new sports bastards!!
Nov 19, 2025new sports bastards
Duration: 01:35:53mystery sports guy talks NFL
Nov 15, 2025mystery sports guy talk NFL
Duration: 00:13:54rob buys a pet can of green beans, it won't do tricks
Nov 15, 2025Rob's can of green beans won't do pet tricks for rob.
Duration: 01:33:15Mark and Rob try to race scooters on marks front porch, their in the hospital
Nov 14, 2025Rob hits a tree with his scooter. His left ball was torn to pieces.
Duration: 00:51:22Rob is back and can actually talk a little
Nov 11, 2025rob is back and can actually talk a little
Duration: 01:46:12mark does a solocast while Rob is under the weather
Nov 08, 2025rob is under the weather so mark has a solocast.
Duration: 01:36:34NFL talk from the mystery sports guy
Nov 05, 2025NFL talk from the mystery sports guy
Duration: 00:24:25Rob dresses up as a lightbulb for halloween
Nov 03, 2025Rob wears a light bulb costume for Halloween and thinks it's cool
Duration: 01:36:48mystery sports guy talk NFL
Nov 02, 2025NFL talk from the mystery sports guy
Duration: 00:15:49Mark tries his hand at break dancing, rob has to stop him.
Oct 30, 2025Rob stops Mark from break dancing, everyone thanks him.
Duration: 01:16:08mystery NFL sports guy is back with another episode
Oct 29, 2025that's right, the mystery sports guy is back and still full of crap.
Duration: 00:03:21Mark hides Rob's pet turtle
Oct 28, 2025rob cries because Mark hid his pet turtle
Duration: 01:22:16the Crescent haunted hotel show
Oct 25, 2025The Crescent haunted hotel show,
Duration: 01:40:50Mark fills in for the mystery sports guy
Oct 24, 2025mark fills in for the mystery sports guy
Duration: 00:40:03Mark throws up on Rob's stuffed teddy bear
Oct 21, 2025Rob's stuffed teddy bear smells like puke
Duration: 01:28:15mystery sports guy talks NFL
Oct 16, 2025NFL talk from the mystery sports guy
Duration: 00:10:39rob rubs poison ivy on marks ears
Oct 16, 2025Rob gets poison ivy all over rubbing it on Mark as a gag
Duration: 01:28:58Rob thinks his can of green beans can talk
Oct 14, 2025Rob is trying to have a talk with a can of green beans
Duration: 01:28:50Rob shaves his hickory tree because it had shaggy bark
Oct 10, 2025Rob shaves his hickory tree because of shaggy bark
Duration: 01:33:44mystery sports guy NFL analysis and commentary plus his picks for this weeks games
Oct 09, 2025Mystery sports guy NFL analysis and commentary plus his picks for this weeks match ups.
Duration: 00:20:58Mark chews up paper to help yellow jackets make a nest
Oct 06, 2025Rob trains the yellow jackets Mark's been helping to attack Mark's scrotum.......it really hurt.
Duration: 01:33:25NFL opinion from the unknown sports dude
Oct 04, 2025NFL talk from the unknown sports dude
Duration: 00:05:43it's rocktober and we don't play music, just hum while we talk
Oct 03, 2025It's Rocktober and we don't play music, just hum while we yap.
Duration: 01:31:25Mark and rob write poetry for hamsters
Sep 29, 2025Rob and Mark write poetry for hamsters
Duration: 01:28:23music talk from the creeps
Sep 26, 2025music talk from the creeps
Duration: 01:12:20Rob shaves a roadmap of Rhode island on his buttock hair
Sep 26, 2025Rob carves a map of Rhode Island on his buttocks hair
Duration: 01:35:25NFL talk with the bastards
Sep 25, 2025Bastards talk NFL
Duration: 01:24:47Rob slobbers so heavy that it looks like it rained on the sidewalk
Sep 23, 2025Rob slobbers uncontrollably while being kicked in the ass
Duration: 01:11:14Mark squirts rob with sulfuric acid in the face
Sep 23, 2025Mark thinks it's funny to squirt sulfuric acid in Rob's face. He hasn't a chin left.
Duration: 01:11:14Rob break dances and then eats turnups
Sep 20, 2025Rob eats turnups and then break dances
Duration: 01:22:16music talk and news from two creeps
Sep 19, 2025music news and talk from two creeps
Duration: 01:24:50Mark and Rob examine each others ears, great content!
Sep 19, 2025Rob and Mark think a pet rag doll is trying to communicate with them.
Duration: 01:12:45brand new sports talk from bastards
Sep 17, 2025brand new show from the sports bastards
Duration: 01:34:51Mark lights rob's loin clothe on fire and ran off
Sep 16, 2025rob burns his P.P when Mark lights his loin clothe on fire
Duration: 01:32:07Mark tosses a piss covered rag at Rob's face
Sep 14, 2025rob get hit in the face with a piss rag
Duration: 01:09:15Mark and rob make no sense
Sep 13, 2025rob and Mark suck
Duration: 01:09:15creeps talking music
Sep 10, 2025creeps talking music
Duration: 01:29:32Sports by a couple of bastards NFL talk
Sep 10, 2025bastards talking NFL
Duration: 01:42:26mark hides wasps in Rob's dresser
Sep 08, 2025Mark hides angry wasps in rob's pantry
Duration: 01:28:38music news and talk from the creeps.
Sep 05, 2025creepy music news and talk.
Duration: 02:00:50mark and Rob once again try to entertain us with puke
Sep 04, 2025if you love vomit, we have your show
Duration: 01:29:20NFL talk from the bastards
Sep 03, 2025Bastards talk NFL.
Duration: 01:42:50Rob strapped a microphone to his pet stick, he got hours of audio
Sep 02, 2025rob thinks he can communicate with a piece of celery
Duration: 01:18:50music talk from the creeps
Aug 31, 2025music talk and discussions from two creeps
Duration: 01:23:43rob has a stuffed penis he puts on his couch
Aug 30, 2025Rob's stuffed Penis looks great on his coach
Duration: 01:24:46sports talk from two bastards
Aug 28, 2025sports talk from a couple of bastards
Duration: 01:23:43music talk from the creeps
Aug 28, 2025creepy music talk
Duration: 01:39:59rob learns the bongo's with his feet
Aug 27, 2025rob plays the bongos with his feet
Duration: 01:36:52recorded live from Eureka springs from the balcony overlooking spring street at flatiron flats suites
Aug 23, 2025recorded live from a balcony at the flatiron flats suits, eureka Springs Ark
Duration: 01:19:48Mark puts on a bandana to keep his thoughts tight.
Aug 18, 2025mark believes his bandana keeps his thoughts tight
Duration: 01:22:16short take, opinion piece, Mark calls bullshit on coke
Aug 17, 2025short take, opinion piece, Mark calls bullshit on Coke
Duration: 00:01:52music talk from the creeps
Aug 16, 2025creepy music talk
Duration: 01:52:50sports from two bastards
Aug 15, 2025two sports bastards talking in a microphone
Duration: 01:10:55mark and rob try this episode in sign language, you'll have to listen carefully
Aug 13, 2025listen carefully, this is our sign language episode.
Duration: 01:39:37new lower salt podcast.
Aug 11, 2025enjoy our new lower sodium podcast
Duration: 01:23:20new vegan podcast, also available in regular with real meat, enjoy our newest technology
Aug 09, 2025new vegan podcast or also our regular podcast made with real angus beef.
Duration: 01:25:55music talk from the creeps
Aug 08, 2025music talk from the creeps
Duration: 01:59:37Mark and Rob talk and make fun of everything
Aug 04, 2025rob and Mark chit chat about pure garbage
Duration: 01:22:12Sports from two bastards live from the city market
Aug 04, 2025sports from two bastards live from the city market
Duration: 01:35:40Mark saws off Rob's right leg as a prank
Jul 30, 2025Rob get his right leg amputated as a joke. Mark had to buy his a crutches and a fake leg.
Duration: 01:31:55mark and rob drink vinegar
Jul 28, 2025mark and rob drink vinegar
Duration: 01:27:48a tribute to the prince of darkness! R.I.P Ozzy
Jul 23, 2025A tribute to the prince of darkness, R.I.P Ozzy
Duration: 01:27:35Rob eats a wood block because he was "bored"
Jul 21, 2025Rob eats a wood block because he was bored
Duration: 01:27:55new improved show, not really
Jul 16, 2025new improved show, not really, it still sucks!
Duration: 01:35:18yup another amazing journey of filth and information all waiting for you
Jul 14, 2025Have at it pukes! another amazing production!
Duration: 01:25:59Mark and Rob pose for oncoming traffic, they get hit
Jul 10, 2025Mark and Rob are sore after getting hit.
Duration: 01:27:54Rob and Mark tell ghost stories but fogot the endings
Jul 10, 2025Rob and Mark impose their faces on an old hit parader magazine, nobody believes them or remebers the magazine.
Duration: 01:27:42another gem.......maybe
Jul 07, 2025another gem.....maybe
Duration: 01:23:55here's another gem
Jul 02, 2025enjoy this gem
Duration: 01:23:40Mark and Rob wear feathers and jump of trees to fly, they're in ICU
Jul 01, 2025Rob and Mark wear feathers but failed flying tests, they're in the hospital
Duration: 01:27:14music talk from the creeps
Jun 30, 2025creepy music talk
Duration: 01:56:13