Force Insensitive - A Star Wars Podcast
By: Force Insensitive
Language: en-us
Categories: Tv, Film, Reviews, After-Shows
A long time ago in theaters far, far away four nerds got swept up by one of the greatest pop culture waves in cinema history. Now, as adults with a lifetime of fandom under their belts they get together to discuss the mythology, characters and business of creating STAR WARS! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to resistance….
Episodes
S6E36: A Flan in the Ointment
Jan 08, 2026Send us a text
This week we find ourselves at a crossroad. To our left we see all that has come before. To our right we see all that will be. Which direction do we choose? Both, of course! We stare back into the abyss of 2025 with an eye towards 2026 as it relates to Star Wars. We also keep a healthy dose of skepticism while being trapped in a podcast centipede as we attempt to not put our gummy worms in each other’s gummy rings. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wr...
Duration: 02:39:17S6E35: More Jizz Less Jazz
Jan 01, 2026Send us a text
It is an episode of lasts. We discuss the last episode of Season Three of Star Wars Visions with S3E9: Black. We also have our last episode of 2025. And it is our last episode ever… just kidding you aren’t that lucky. Yet. In addition we also talk about how we would prefer Star Wars to strike a balance between film and streaming. A word of advice - before listening to this episode make sure your edible is just kicking in and play some Avant Garde jazz music in the background. Turn up y...
Duration: 02:25:27S6E34: ‘Twas the Night Before Life Day
Dec 25, 2025Send us a text
Join us on a spiritual journey deep into the heart of the force where we come face to face with our greatest foe, ourselves. We continue with our coverage of Star Wars Visions as we discuss the penultimate episode of Season 3 with S3E8: The Bird of Paradise. We also talk about that old codger Dryden Vos Hogg vs. The Luke Boys, getting ingrained in the brain, and so much Les Moore. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the...
Duration: 01:29:44S6E33: The Third in the Punchbowl
Dec 18, 2025Send us a text
What makes a compelling short Star Wars episode? We discuss this in detail as our coverage of Star Wars Visions rolls on as we discuss S3E7: The Smuggler. We also talk about some other shows we’ve been watching, argue about the best musicians from New York, and so much more. Or so much less because sometimes less is more. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to resistance on Season Six, Episode Thirty Three of Fo...
Duration: 01:58:14S6E32: Overlap My Venn Diagram, Dirty Dali
Dec 11, 2025Send us a text
The Star Wars Visions coverage continues as we discuss S3E6: The Lost Ones. I don’t know, we might be getting a little too old for this sh*t, or maybe we just had a hard time stretching it (do do doodoo) either way we do talk some Star Wars, discuss some other shows we’ve been watching, and invent a new platform called the Apple Piecast. Sounds delicious right? Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road...
Duration: 01:44:21S6E31: Steve Buscemi and the Nipple People
Dec 04, 2025Send us a text
We finally get to answer the age old question of what Steve Buscemi would sound like as a Star Wars character! This week we continue our coverage of Star Wars Visions as we discuss S3E5: Yuko’s Treasure. We also stop in to visit the Arkham Glory Hole, then take a detour to the bumper cars, side cars and side bars club and then flip on the black light to keep us honest. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we ta...
Duration: 02:23:58S6E30: The Chewbacca Gambit Plus Six
Nov 27, 2025Send us a text
We have a lot to be thankful for, but one of those things isn’t the dearth of live action Star Wars. We got spoiled for years and now we’re going through a dry spell. We’ll attempt to wash away our tears with another episode of Star Wars Visions as we discuss S3E4: The Bounty Hunters. We also attempt to come up with our own pitch for a Star Wars Visions episode. It turns out it had too much swash, not enough buckle. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensib...
Duration: 02:22:05S6E29: The Hunt For Osama Ben Solo
Nov 20, 2025Send us a text
We continue on with our coverage of Star Wars Visions with S3E3: The Ninth Jedi: Child of Hope… eventually. You have to stick with us on this, we do discuss the episode, but not before having a super engaging conversation on creating art, being self aware, and being able to learn from failure. It’s not your typical Force Insensitive topic, but we hope its helpful for some nonetheless! Don’t worry though, we make up for lost time by discussing the Ballad of Paul Gilbert Gottfried, what happens when you step on Hit...
Duration: 02:34:04S6E28: The Dong of Four Dings
Nov 13, 2025Send us a text
Don’t look now but we’re discussing Star Wars for a second consecutive week! We continue with our coverage of Season 3 of Star Wars Visions as we discuss S3E2: The Song of Four Wings. This time, there is 100% more participation in discussing the episode! Before listening to this episode, go to your favorite drive thru and order up a Banthasaurus Burger with extra sauce and a side of Kawakian Monkey Gizzards! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the...
Duration: 00:57:01S6E27: Ginger Cool Plays the Brown Notes
Nov 06, 2025Send us a text
It seems like it has been ages since we last spoke about a new Star Wars show. Too bad that doesn’t really happen on this episode. Half of us watched the first episode of Season Three of Star Wars: Visions and the other half didn’t. Any guesses what he watched instead? We also veer off into multiple derailments and discuss the future of this show and what form it might take! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the...
Duration: 02:08:30S6E26: The Squib Game
Oct 30, 2025Send us a text
This week we wrap up our Sci-Fi Spooktober special event with one of the better remakes of the 1980s as we discuss The Blob from director Chuck Russell! This films bring up a greater discussion about the old methods of special FX vs. CGI and which we prefer. There are also some major revelations about some of the actors in this film that surprised us. Before listening, drop a hit of blobber acid, stimulate the B-spot, and don’t worry Shawnee Smith definitely won’t be listening to this episode! Turn up your head...
Duration: 02:01:42S6E25: Cialis in Wonderland
Oct 23, 2025Send us a text
On the penultimate Sci-Fi Spooktober episode we journey not into the stars, but into a comet containing nude space vampires that just want to suck the life out of you! Really, we didn’t make that up. This week we discuss the often overlooked 1985 Sci-Fi Horror film Lifeforce from director Tobe Hooper! Join us through the looking glass as we hunt for the Sarcopha-guys with Bukkake Mike and Gloryhole Joel! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to...
Duration: 02:30:11S6E24: Heinie Toons Adventures
Oct 16, 2025Send us a text
You know, reality is a bitch when you’re experiencing your own personal Event Horizon while wearing yogurt pants and a goiter meat mask. What the hell are we talking about? That’s a very good question and one that can only be answered by listening to our continuation of Sci-Fi Spooktober. This week we watch and discuss the 1997 Sci-Fi Horror film Event Horizon directed by Paul Anderson. Has time been unkind to this movie or is it a hidden gem that bombed at the box office? Turn up your headphones, dial back your...
Duration: 02:22:39S6E23: She’s Got Donald Sutherland Eyes
Oct 09, 2025Send us a text
Sci-Fi Spooktober is for viewing and discussing classics in the genre and this week we tackle one of the titans of Sci-Fi Horror with the 1978 Invasion of the Body Snatchers! Was Leonard Nimoy gaslighting everyone? Was Jeff Goldblum an up and coming young hunk at the time he made this film? Did she really have Donald Sutherland eyes? These questions and more will all be given thought without any clear cut answers but hey you might as well listen anyways. What else are you gonna do? Turn up your headphones, dial back your...
Duration: 02:09:42S6E22: Wisely Cracks the Case of the Feline Fight Club
Oct 02, 2025Send us a text
It’s time for something just a little bit different! This week we kick off Sci-Fi Spooktober! Or is it Operation Starcrawler? Or maybe the Sci-Fi Horror-shlock-a-thon! Whatever we decide to call it, we will be discussing a Sci-Fi Horror film every week in October and we start by discussing the cult classic Hong Kong film The Cat from director Ngai Choi Lam. Did this film almost cause a divorce? You’ll have to tune in and find out! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum...
Duration: 02:26:08S6E21: Springsteen the Hutt
Sep 25, 2025Send us a text
It is almost that time of year. The joyous time where the leaves begin changing color, there is a cool crisp in the air, and freaky outer space aliens come to our planet to eat us for lunch! That’s not really how it goes, but that is how we’ll be spending our October this year as we program a month long Sci-Fi Horror event. Tune in to the episode and hear us discuss all the films that are in contention for the event. Just remember it was the best of times, it w...
Duration: 02:21:03S6E20: Herpe The Love Bug
Sep 18, 2025Send us a text
After several weeks of listening to a horny 1980s Star Wars radio drama, we decided to give ourselves a bit of a break. As always, we manage to shoe horn some Star Wars into our conversations, but this week is more free form as we meander quite a bit around myriad topics. Don’t be patient negative one, get yourself an Apple Saltini with the testicular tether ball. You’ll thank us later. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the...
Duration: 02:31:20S6E19: Draw Me Like One of Your Wookiee Girls
Sep 11, 2025Send us a text
We are bookended by Double D as he joins us to wrap up our coverage of the Star Wars: A New Hope Radio Drama! This has been a fun run down a nostalgia filled trench. There is a large list of things we learned while revisiting this radio drama; we learned it was the horniest radio drama of its time, you can’t digitize away incest, and we learn a brand new meaning for hiding in the utility compartment! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the intergalactic calamity of sc...
Duration: 02:42:29S6E18: Hokey Religions and Saggy Balls
Sep 04, 2025Send us a text
We’re beginning to think the writers of the Star Wars: A New Hope Radio Drama had some repressed fantasies they are now taking out on all of us. We get to hear a side of Luke’s training that perhaps should have stayed hidden. However, there is plenty of good here this week. The voice acting really hits its stride and there are some interesting extras for hardcore fans to enjoy. So come with us as we head down a monkeyhole and bookend things with a little loose Skywalker initiative! Turn up your...
Duration: 02:25:50S6E17: Heater the Hutt Fluffer
Aug 28, 2025Send us a text
There really are no words to explain what you’re about to listen to. The first 90 seconds of this episode might be the most shocking thing you’ve ever heard on this podcast… and that’s saying something! We continue with our coverage of the Star Wars A New Hope Radio Drama as we cover chapters 7 and 8! We eventually get into a good discussion about certain characters that appear in this that might have actually made the film better. So ready the interrogation arm for a ride on the Organa Express, secure your diabetes...
Duration: 02:25:13S6E16: The Gasp of the Tinder Dwarf Calls to Me
Aug 21, 2025Send us a text
This week we try our absolute best to avoid any Imperial entanglements, but that is surprisingly harder than one might imagine, just ask Blue Narcolepsy. We continue with our coverage of the original Star Wars radio drama as we talk about chapters 5 & 6. We finally get to hear Han Solo and a somewhat lurid Obi-Wan. This may or may not be an example of some of the dialogue overheard in the radio drama, “Hey Uncle Alderaan, did you slip an Ugnaught into my drink? Call the penthouse forum troll to back dat tape up. Oo...
Duration: 01:55:49S6E15: Not Programmed for Etiquette
Aug 14, 2025Send us a text
This week we huddle around an old transistor radio with our snacks and our Yoo-Hoo to find out exactly what happens in the next installment of the Star Wars: A New Hope Radio Drama! We learn way more than we bargained for though as we find out about Darth Vader’s Black Helmet Diaries, what his Antilles heel is, and that his hands weren’t between two sand dunes! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to resi...
Duration: 01:54:56S6E14: The Double Dip Trench Run
Aug 07, 2025Send us a text
Well we finally did it. It has been long requested and we finally caved and decided to check out the first of the Star Wars radio dramas! We discuss the first two chapters of the 1981 production with the man who initially recommended it to us, Double D! There was a surprising amount of extra backstory here that made for an engaging listen. It’s actually kind of amazing how on topic we stay this episode, it might be a record! While you learn the delicate art of swaffling, make sure you ponder Baba an...
Duration: 02:23:02S6E13: Snivvian Drug Mule
Jul 31, 2025Send us a text
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. An Ithorian and a Kowakian Monkey Lizard walk into a bar… actually if we say anymore we’ll be giving too much away. This week we play a little What If… and imagine a series that would fill a massive hole in the Star Wars Galaxy. You need to hear it to believe it! While you’re listening maybe you and Carmen Chameleon can go plug up a space whale’s blowhole! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and...
Duration: 02:12:09S6E12: The Beast With Two Setbacks
Jul 24, 2025Send us a text
This week’s episode contains a little bit of everything. First, we finally settle on a format for the next several months of shows until new Star Wars content is released. We also pay tribute to an icon that was a cultural phenomenon in The Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne. You might wonder how he relates to Star Wars but we somehow found a way to make it work! Join us and take a journey deep into Play-Doh’s cave, but please make sure not to give yarmulkes a bad name with your pubi...
Duration: 02:47:20S6E11: The Lithgow/Asner Gambit
Jul 17, 2025Send us a text
What does one do when they lose their way? They refocus and center themselves. What do we do when we lose our way? We talk through it like adults. Ok, teenagers? Nah you’re right, like children. This week we figure out what a show without new content does. We lay it all out on the table and figure out what we’re going to do moving forward. We almost have a plan. You’ll have to tune in to find out what that is! Don’t stroke your kyber light too hard. Turn up...
Duration: 02:07:57S6E10: Tie Me Kawakian Down Sport
Jul 03, 2025Send us a text
What started as a harmless discussion about the greatest space opera ever created quickly turned into a high stakes game of Six Degrees of Star Wars. With lives on the line and reputations hanging in the balance we do our best to steer the conversation into a more on brand format, with a twist. And of course none of this happened organically or unplanned. That never happens on this show! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road...
Duration: 01:51:44S6E09: The Taanab Manscape Massacre
Jun 26, 2025Send us a text
Pack your bags, submit your paid time off, call a babysitter, and get ready to head out on a once in a lifetime vacation at the destination of your choice anywhere in the Star Wars Galaxy! There are endless possibilities so we try to narrow down the options for you. Whether we were successful or not is still to be determined, but it was fun to discuss! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to resistance on...
Duration: 01:44:09S6E08: The Sandy Viscous Experience
Jun 19, 2025Send us a text
So uh, are you experienced? Have you ever been experienced? Well, we have. Let us prove it to you by talking about our favorite non-Star Wars topic for two hours — music. Of course we attempt to bring it around to the topic at hand, but this one is a stretch to say it’s a Star Wars show. If you don’t like it, talk to our lawyers. Although since they won’t talk to us that might not do much good. You know what, just listen to the damn episode. Who knows, you migh...
Duration: 02:06:06S6E07: Break Me Off A Piece of That Kid Cad Bane
Jun 12, 2025Send us a text
Star Wars is a funny thing. We love that we have an embarrassment of riches with constant new content in our favorite galaxy, yet when is it just too much? Do we really need to know all the answers to questions we never asked? Do we always require a character’s legacy to carry on after their dead? Or can we just turn off our brains and enjoy a well animated adventure with one of our favorite characters? You’ll have to tune in to find out as we discuss the Cad Bane stor...
Duration: 02:13:18S6E06: Quin-Gon Wan Shot Me In the Jimmy
May 29, 2025Send us a text
This week we return to creature comforts in the form of animated Star Wars adventures. We discuss the first three episodes of Tales of the Underworld which focuses on one of our favorite characters, Asajj Ventress. We get some surprising cameos and some great character beats from one of the most badass characters to appear in Star Wars. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to resistance on Season Six, Episode Six of Force Insensitive!
Send... Duration: 01:43:05S6E05: Manuel Bothans Died To Bring Us This Episode
May 22, 2025Send us a text
We spend several hours talking about not only one of the greatest Star Wars series ever made, but perhaps one of the greatest TV series ever made as we have a wrap up show to discuss Season Two of Andor in totality. We have a couple guests joining us as well for the festivities and we talk about favorite character arcs, which season of the show we prefer, and the concept of changing canon. Before you hit play on this episode you might consider a visit to your local visage parlor for some...
Duration: 02:30:13S6E04: Cassius Kleya Don’t Call It A Comeback
May 15, 2025Send us a text
Its all over but the crying. In a very fitting, poignant last story arc we follow Cassian in the period just prior to Rogue One and find out what happens to everyone from this amazing series. We do our best to discuss some of theories, easter eggs, connections, and details of the final arc. We even take a victory lap for one of our predictions. Manny Bothans went foraging for Bib Fortuna at the Ring of Caffeine. It would be a shame to not listen to this episode. Turn up your headphones, dial...
Duration: 03:07:37S6E03: Unlimited Filibuster
May 08, 2025Send us a text
Wow. Just wow. The third story arc from Andor Season 2 was a tour de force of tension, pacing, and character narratives colliding in all the best ways to give us 2.5 hours of arguably the best Star Wars we’ve ever seen. We would need triple the time to properly encapsulate everything, but we try our best to add commentary and talk about all the details for Episodes 7-9. Gilroy is good enough to keep us on topic with limited derailments this time! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wr...
Duration: 02:43:51S6E02: I Love the Smell of Rhydonium In the Morning
May 01, 2025Send us a text
If we were back last week, we are ALL THE WAY BACK this week. Wow what a story arc. This week on the podcast we discuss Episodes 4-6 of Season Two of Andor. We won’t tease tease you or write some BS description to get hate clicks, no this 3 episode arc was pure cinematic perfection. There are important character beats, some economical smart plot advancement and tension, oh the tension. Come with us to Ghorman so you can pick up your very own spider figurine, but remember the Bothan line can never be...
Duration: 02:56:46S6E01: Hold the Rakatan Cheese
Apr 24, 2025Send us a text
We are so back! Back with a new season of the podcast, a new season of Andor to discuss, and a new approach to the amount of vulgarity on the show. One of those statements is a lie, we’ll let you decide which is which. On the first episode of the new season we discuss the first story arc of Andor Season two which is comprised of the first three episodes; One Year Later, Sagrona Teema, and Harvest. To Casanova Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, and don’t forget to put it on t...
Duration: 02:46:02S5E45: Cassian and the Technicolor Glup Shitto
Apr 17, 2025Send us a text
We’re about to blow a giant hole right through the hype machine! This week on the show we kick off our Andor Season 2 coverage with a preview of the upcoming season. We talk about potential cameos, theories, prognostications, and we put our money into the death pool. If you want to know the moral to the package, and learn how to play glory hole or toilet bowl, then you better tune in! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take th...
Duration: 02:01:17S5E44: Mutual of Alderaan’s Wild Kingdom
Apr 10, 2025Send us a text
Sometimes an episode title is so out there and wacky, yet in some way it encapsulates the last two hours of your life that you just have to roll with it. This week is a freeballing free-for-all that mostly centers around non Star Wars topics, but we somehow manage to come back around long enough to maintain our Star Wars podcast cards. You can tune in for all that nonsense plus you’ll find out how Quasi got his hump back, how to baste your butterball, and what exactly a Twi’Doshan is! Turn...
Duration: 02:10:57S5E43: Foraging for Truffles in the Valley of the Jolly Brown Giant
Apr 03, 2025Send us a text
On this week’s episode we close the book on May The Farce Be With You. We talk about our favorite and least favorite parts of this experiment and call out the parodies we’d recommend to Star Wars fans. Of course there are also several detours of the musical variety, but funny enough most of them have ties back to Star Wars! Whether you’re Bi-Fi or Sci-Fexual you are welcome here! Just be sure to steer clear of Super Soldier Serum being sold on the streets! Turn up your headphones, dial back y...
Duration: 01:52:38S5E42: The Fallopian Alliance
Mar 27, 2025Send us a text
To close out our May The Farce Be With You month we cover the Granddaddy of all Star Wars parodies, the Mel Brooks classic Spaceballs! We have an obligation and a duty to discuss the film that gave so many quotable lines to an entire generation. Don’t get your schwartz caught in your zipper because Spaceballs are people too, and you might just find out who produces the producers! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to...
Duration: 02:26:02S5E41: The Trek/Wars Synthesis
Mar 20, 2025Send us a text
This week we kick May The Farce Be With You into hyperspace as we discuss the road trip, heist, comedy, Star Wars parody film Fanboys! We learn the tragedy of Darth Weinstein the Unwise, chat about the height of internet nerdom on aintitcoolnews, and we rub that Neapolitan Cinema all over everything! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to resistance on Season Five, Episode Forty One of Force Insensitive!
Send Email/Voicemail: mailto:forceinsensitive@gmail... Duration: 02:01:19S5E40: The Mahjong Configuration
Mar 13, 2025Send us a text
May The Farce Be With You continues on as we discuss the three Family Guy Star Wars episodes; Blue Harvest, Something, Something, Something, Dark Side, and It’s A Trap. Do these episodes not work for the uninitiated Family Guy viewers, or do they stand alone in the annals of Star Wars parody-dom? To find the answer you better prepare flowers for Alderaan and fix your bent dong action heroes or Darth Maul will get dat ass. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and vi...
Duration: 01:37:35S5E39: A Block of Seagulls
Mar 06, 2025Send us a text
This week we kick off our May The Farce Be With You Month! Our opening episode is a collection of shorts, skits, segments, and episodes that capture the spirit of Star Wars in myriad comedy styles. We meet muses of both George Lucas and Darth Vader, there is the true story of how Ponda Baba lost his arm, and the infamous Intercontinental Ham Salad Job. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to resistance on Season Five...
Duration: 02:26:00S5E38: Validate Harder
Feb 27, 2025Send us a text
This week is the kickoff to our May the Farce Be With You event coming up in the month of March! We nominate our favorite Star Wars spoofs and parodies and program out the next four weeks of content. We ended up doing one episode of all shorts, one that consists of three TV episodes, and the final two will each be a different feature film. Tune in to hear the full run down for the event and stay for the awkward humor and cringe-worthy jokes. Turn up your headphones, dial back your...
Duration: 01:57:31S5E37: Let’s Talk About Sects, Baby
Feb 20, 2025Send us a text
Every now and then you need to stop and take a deep breath to calm yourself from all the crazy events in the world. We do the Force Insensitive equivalent of that as we talk about a relaxing topic— politics! Galactic Politics to be precise. We’ll cover dictators, emperors, the ruling class, and the rebels who fight against it all. It’s the fun kind of politics! We also try to get to the bottom of which Deep Throat came first, and we lay our our content plans for the next several weeks...
Duration: 01:22:11S5E36: Hand Delivering a Number Two
Feb 13, 2025Send us a text
This week we’re hand delivering a number two directly to your ear holes! Wait you thought we meant… no we mean the second installment of our Star Wars live action shows tier ranking! In this one we finished ranking the last 4 seasons and then we do the tough work of finalizing our tiers and making the tough decisions to move certain shows up or down. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to resistance on Season Five...
Duration: 02:12:47S5E35: The Ving Rhames Diagram
Feb 06, 2025Send us a text
This week we finally get around to doing a tier ranking of all the seasons of the Star Wars live action shows! Although… we didn’t finish. We got halfway through and realized we should dedicate another episode to this effort. BUT we can guarantee you there is twice as much Star Wars talk as there was last week! We can’t wait to see Oliver Stone’s Plo-Koon while sitting firmly between the D and the A. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and vill...
Duration: 02:08:07S5E34: Pop Rocks in a Kleenex Box
Jan 30, 2025Send us a text
We interrupt your regular scheduled offensive Star Wars Podcast for something a little different. You are about to listen to an episode that was the product of necessity. Our scheduled episode has been postponed since two hosts were MIA this week. We called a late audible and decided to discuss whatever came up and of course that led us to some weird places, but they all revolve around music. If you like our music episodes you’ll enjoy this. If you don’t like our music episodes, then well… maybe tune in next week f...
Duration: 02:36:46S5E33: An Assortment of Halves
Jan 23, 2025Send us a text
That was a fun ride while it lasted! So fun that we want to run it back as we discuss Season One of Skeleton Crew in its entirety. We discuss what worked especially well, how the show lived up to expectation, and perhaps some future hopes and dreams! You’ll likely want to wear your battle droid bandolier and pass on the sourdough circumcision if its offered to you. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to re...
Duration: 01:49:39S5E32: The Hard Boiled Adventures of Mr. Wendle
Jan 16, 2025Send us a text
It wasn’t about the treasure, but instead the memories we made along the way. Or in our case, the lewd jokes, groan-inducing comments and occasional insightful observation. We’re a bit sad that we already need to say goodbye to the Skeleton Crew as we discuss the season (hopefully) finale S01E08: The Real Good Guys. If you’re just a Modern Day Lumpy then you might want to get some privacy away from the family when you take this episode deep into your earholes. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensib...
Duration: 02:22:01S5E31: The Ballad of Farmer Glerb
Jan 09, 2025Send us a text
Our journey aboard the Onyx Cinder is nearing its end as we discuss the penultimate episode with S01E07: We’re Gonna Be in So Much Trouble. Jod goes down a very dark path and makes one of the most shocking heel turns in Star Wars history! We also discuss theories on the upcoming finale and the inevitable Snowball spinoff series where he teams up with the Anzellans to go on mini adventures! Et tu Brutus, keep your lightsaber away from my pickle barrel, you officer and a bilge rat! Turn up your he...
Duration: 02:06:23S5E30: Eggplant Cutlass Supreme
Jan 02, 2025Send us a text
Sometimes a show can be short on plot but still make a massive impact in the overall narrative tapestry. That was very much the case in Skeleton Crew: S01E06: Zero Friends Again. There were some beautiful character beats that drew us closer than ever to the team as they near a showdown with the pirate crew on At Attin. We dig in and give you some insight into the character’s real world parallels and discuss the return of a well loved Star Wars contributor behind the scenes. Turn up your headphones, di...
Duration: 01:43:14S5E29: My Mud Bath Brings All The Hutts to the Spa
Dec 28, 2024Send us a text
What is a good pirate adventure without a secret booby trapped pirate lair? Well we get all that and more in Skeleton Crew S01E05: You Have a Lot to Learn About Pirates! We dissect, disassemble, and discuss the episode in its entirety. There are some cool reveals and some great character moments that continue to push this series forward in a satisfying way. So give this episode a listen, you wouldn’t want to get banned from Lanupa, would you? Then you couldn’t see the force through the trees, and that woul...
Duration: 01:57:12S5E28: Wipe Off the Coordinates When You’re Done
Dec 19, 2024Send us a text
Have you ever heard the Legend of Kapusniak? Can’t blame you, it’s a little known tale. Let’s just say it involves paying respect to the Jolly Rancher and stuffing some peanuts up your trunk. Intrigued now? Well tune in to this week’s episode to learn about this and much more than you could possibly ever want to know as we dissect, derail, and discuss Skeleton Crew S01E04: Can’t Say I Remember No At Attin. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum an...
Duration: 02:04:00S5E27: This Vacc Tube is Horribly Delicious
Dec 12, 2024Send us a text
Sometimes Star Wars can still bring out that child-like sense of wonder and adventure from our cold jaded old hearts. Skeleton Crew S01E03: Very Interesting, as an Astrogation Problem is one such example. We dive into the latest episode in the series and break down the episode and discuss some of the hidden gems and theories around At Attin. Please don’t be a big hairy chicken and bring out the Lobot! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take th...
Duration: 02:14:22S5E26: Lost Podcast of Eternal Displeasure
Dec 05, 2024Send us a text
Star Wars is back! We’re ecstatic to have new live action Star Wars with the premiere of the brand new series, Skeleton Crew! We discuss, dissect, and even throw in a few early theories about the show as we tackle the first two episodes; S01E01: This Could Be a Real Adventure and S01E02: Way, Way Out Past the Barrier. When listening to this episode we have an important tip, when using conductive jelly to soothe a prolapse overlap you must remember you can’t felate-a-fish but you can tuna fish. Turn...
Duration: 02:40:10S5E25: Release the Crappin’
Nov 28, 2024Send us a text
Do you hear that? It’s the sound of live action Star Wars just on the horizon. Starting next week we will finally get to talk about new Star Wars and it’s about damn time! This week we preview the upcoming Skeleton Crew series by talking about all our hopes, dreams, cameo wants, and the bare minimum we need to satiate our starving appetites! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to resistance on Season Five, Epis...
Duration: 02:18:06S5E24: What Is the Proper Butter Viscosity of a Hydrogenated Smapp?
Nov 21, 2024Send us a text
Are you ready for something completely different? You’re going to get it whether you’re ready or not. This week we discuss our ideal Star Wars Holiday Dinner complete with guest list and menu. There are lots of surprises on both. Then we talk about what we’re most and least thankful for in Star Wars. That’s not all, as an extra added bonus we will run through the exact steps needed to prepare a Hydrogenated Smapp. We go through the exhaustive steps in great detail. When you come over for dinner...
Duration: 02:10:34S5E23: Cocaine Rat and the Goiter Snakes
Nov 14, 2024Send us a text
Nearly 40 years to the day George Lucas unveiled a new cinematic vision upon the world. A vision that would change the small screen forever and may even give the Holiday Special some competition for the worst ideas he’s ever had. We are referring to the one and only Ewok films; Caravan of Courage and Battle For Endor. These films have it all. They have plenty of furry Ewoks, annoying children put in impressively horrible peril, cocaine rats, Wilfred Brimley, a fantasy adventure set within a sci-fi world, and a bad case of th...
Duration: 02:06:11S5E22: Chicken Soup for the Darkplace
Oct 31, 2024Send us a text
This week we wrap up our Star Wars Spooktacular by discussing the British horror comedy series Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace! This one has an interesting Star Wars connection that might not be obvious. If you like slow-motion running, possession, eyechildren, poor acting, bad editing, and hilarity you’ll need to tune in for this one! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to resistance on Season Five, Episode Twenty Two of Force Insensitive!
Send Email/Voicemail: mail... Duration: 02:00:18S5E21: Tear-jerking in the Rain
Oct 24, 2024Send us a text
Whoever said War is Hell, likely never tried doing a weekly Star Wars podcast. They might change their tune a little. Either way, this week we explore war and hell as we discuss the 2002 film, Deathwatch. This one has a more modern Star Wars connection, but that doesn’t detract from the insanity of the performance or the quality of the film! You might want to feed the rats and hide all your barb wire before listening to this episode! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of...
Duration: 01:19:48S5E20: Pazuzu’s Wild Locust Ride
Oct 17, 2024Send us a text
On the next installment of the Star Wars Spooktacular aka Star Wars Spooky Dookie we will head back to the year it all began, 1977. No this isn’t to talk about Star Wars, but instead we will discuss another well known franchise as we tackle The Exorcist II: The Heretic. There is a Star Wars connection and if you’ve seen the film it will be pretty obvious what it is. Come for the Electric Fluzuzu, but stay for Kokumo’s Pazuzu Babooboo and remember intention is 9/10 of the law. Turn up your headph...
Duration: 02:32:55S5E19: Mr. Brownstain Says Make it a McBidouble
Oct 10, 2024Send us a text
When is a Star Wars Podcast not a Star Wars Podcast? You’re about to find out! This week kicks off our Star Wars Spooktacular October. We take turns picking a Star Wars adjacent horror film and first up is Rocky’s choice. He picks a film with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee, what could possibly go wrong? It might be more appropriate to ask, what could possibly go right? We will discuss the 1973 Hammer film, The Satanic Rites of Dracula! This episode is rated Z for Zed. Turn up your headphones, dial back...
Duration: 02:15:07S5E18: No Sh*t Shyriiwook
Oct 03, 2024Send us a text
This week we kick off our 2024 Star Wars Spooktacular month by discussing our format for October and announcing the first Star Wars adjacent film for discussion on next week’s show! Yes Star Wars has been host to many horror legends so this shouldn’t be too difficult, however you may be surprised by the first pick. Listen to this episode… if you dare. We also find out just how metal Christopher Lee was, do some talkin’ with Tarkin, and learn which one of us has the Eye of the Kyber. Turn up your hea...
Duration: 01:40:38S5E17: Project Retcon 3 - Unlimited Bags of Blue Milk
Sep 26, 2024Send us a text
The year is 2015 and the spectacle known as Star Wars has returned. There are sold out theaters and lines out the door. There is nostalgia and legacy characters we know and love. There are also cool, new characters. And the story… oh the story… well it was ok but we intend to improve upon it with the final act in our Project Retcon series. This week we tackle the sequel trilogy and pitch all of our additions, subtractions, and crazy ideas. Come on, jump in the Canadian Gravy Boat with your favorite galactic idio...
Duration: 01:48:59S5E16: Project Retcon 2 - May the Warts Be On You
Sep 19, 2024Send us a text
How does one improve a masterpiece? It's actually quite challenging. We attempt to do just that as we continue Project Retcon, this time examining the OG Trilogy and trying to come up with ways to make it even better. While there may not be quite the sweeping changes as in last week's episode, we still manage to come up with some decent ideas that might improve upon perfection. We also discuss the landmark release "Nevermind the Warts" from the Sith Pistols and uncover the significance of the number 784. Turn up your headphones, dial...
Duration: 02:29:59S5E15: Project Retcon 1 - Try Hard With a Vengeance
Sep 12, 2024Send us a text
You wanted the Star Wars, you get the Star Wars! This week we kick off our new segment, Project Retcon. For our maiden voyage we start all the way at the beginning… well the beginning of the story. We each pitch an idea that would improve the prequel trilogy. Somehow this all flows incredibly well together and we manage to stay on topic for almost the duration of the show! Tell Sandy and Moises to call Ol’ Gritty because we’re going back to Dathomir to visit the Flesh-Colored Morlock with the Golden Glands...
Duration: 02:06:26S5E14: The Cosmic Clusterf*ck
Sep 05, 2024Send us a text
We admit, we got a little carried away with the Free Form shows, so this week we have another one! However we do shape a rough format for the rest of the year so at least we have that going for us. Contained within these 100 minutes you will find some good ideas, some bad ideas, some funny ideas, some terrible ideas, and testicular abrasions? Don’t ask. Just get Fit Kisto to go in on our Fonzie Scheme and all will be forgiven. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join th...
Duration: 01:41:13S5E13: Wrestle the Water Snake
Aug 29, 2024Send us a text
This week we decided to switch things up by having only two of us host the show without a clear topic in mind. Oh wait, this feels familiar. I think we’ve done this before. Oh well, here is two hours of your life you will never get back. Do we talk about Star Wars? Sure, there is some talk about our favorite tertiary characters and a whole lot of nonsense and much more! Why don’t you take a ride on the water snake and attempt to taste the eternal sausage roll. Turn...
Duration: 01:55:08S5E12: Petered Off So Heftily
Aug 22, 2024Send us a text
Just what you wanted, another Free Form Force Insensitive episode. Only this time it is half as good! Well that is if you like all four hosts of the show, but perhaps for some it's twice as good. Try to figure out that math, genius. We mostly focus on the unfortunate news about the cancellation of Season Two of The Acolyte, but we manage to get into some other Star Wars discussions and not Star Wars discussions. You don’t want to miss it, or who knows, maybe you do? Turn up your he...
Duration: 01:51:33S5E11: The Top of the Droid Heap
Aug 15, 2024Send us a text
It is another edition of Free Form Force Insensitive! This week we talk about the Skeleton Crew trailer as well as the new Andor and Mandalorian and Grogu footage from D23. We also find a Star Wars galactic map that we have fun exploring and we get some great episode format suggestions from listeners! All that plus an appearance by Big Bossk Man at the Gungan Bubble Tea Hutt! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to...
Duration: 01:59:37S5E10: From Narcolepsy to Necromancy
Aug 08, 2024Send us a text
Never has an episode title explained so little and so much all at the same time. This week we have a freeform discussion show that ebbs and flows from Star Wars to all manner of inane BS. There are lots of serious questions with not-so-serious answers and vice versa, but ultimately we end up finding some modicum of insight and fun. Before listening to this episode take a stroll over to the Narkina 5 Retirement Home to visit Marsha Manhunter, but be sure to bring some pop rocks and applesauce for her feed tube...
Duration: 02:05:46S5E09: Every Food Tube is Someone’s Vac Tube
Aug 01, 2024Send us a text
Everyone loves a good fight right? Whether it’s with your enemy, your friend, or even with your family. Star Wars has a history of some phenomenal fight scenes and we will attempt to compile the best ones throughout the history of the franchise. Come on a journey with us to the bowels of Bespin, make sure to bring a weapon because you never know when you might need it! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to...
Duration: 02:57:37S5E08: Yoda in the Front, Gollum in the Back
Jul 25, 2024Send us a text
It is time to put The Acolyte to bed as we wrap it up with an improper wrap up show! We attempt to talk about the season in totality, the things we liked, even some things we didn’t. We have predictions for a potential season 2 and much, much more. Be careful in the time between when the scary Wookiee hunts at night and when the Sol Man makes the bidet-nuts because that is when Rimmy Williams and the Nook and Cranny Nanny will come for you. Turn up your headphones, dial back yo...
Duration: 02:37:29S5E07: The Brendokian See-Saw
Jul 18, 2024Send us a text
Another season of live action Star Wars has gone as quickly as it arrived. This week we discuss the finale of The Acolyte with S1.E8: The Acolyte. We get some resolutions, new questions, and some surprising cameos! Did this series stick the landing or did it end up in a steaming pile of bantha poodoo? Getting answers from us can be akin to bleeding a kidney stone but you too can master the long slender Ozempic fingers and learn how to sow the seeds of hate while requesting some goatse’s goat ch...
Duration: 02:44:04S5E06: A Celibatory Carrot Snap Into the Vergence
Jul 11, 2024Send us a text
We are hurtling through this season like debris from the great hyperspace disaster destroying a planet. In the penultimate episode S1.E7: Choice we get to see things from a different point of view. While many questions are answered, there are still plenty of mysteries left to reveal. We finally get to see Kelnacca in action, but we also get some much needed Master Indara. Don’t end up with Nuna egg on your face, come along with us as we commit covenside while looking for virgins in the force! Turn up your he...
Duration: 02:38:14S5E05: Like a Throbbing Saber Through a Bal’demnic Hot Pocket
Jul 04, 2024Send us a text
Woah, did Star Wars just get its hotness back? On S1.E6: Teach/Corrupt there is much to discuss. We do our best to stay on topic but it is incredibly hard to do so when you can cut the tension with a throbbing saber. We dominate the easter eggs and tie up lore bits back to legends continuity to try and connect all the dots. Take a deep dive with us and try not to get Papa Palpitations or you might need to wear the Cortosis body condom. Turn up your headphones...
Duration: 02:38:57S5E04: Once, Twice, Three Times a Jecki
Jun 27, 2024Send us a text
Well well well what do we have here? In The Acolyte S1.E5: Night we get about 30 minutes of non-stop hot Jedi/Sith action! There are force pulls, Jedi Kabobs, a big reveal, a high body count, and a Parent Trap situation! This one had it all! We break down the episode to discuss all the little details and some deep lore references. Before listening you may want to consult Little Orphan Swami who has been living Ren free in your mind while you ponder baba about how the admirable Ackbar became the...
Duration: 03:04:21S5E03: Getting Jecki With It
Jun 20, 2024Send us a text
The mystery continues as we delve deeper into The Acolyte and discuss S1.E4: Day. We talk more about toxic fandom and the reasons why it exists, before diving deep into some of our theories about who the Sith master is - one of the guesses might surprise you. This week we are also graced with the presence of the absolute worst Jedi in the history of the galaxy, Ki-Adi Mundi. Let’s make a Sith by committee by macking the saber and doing our force kegels. Turn up your headphones, dial back yo...
Duration: 02:44:43S5E02: The Brendok Saints
Jun 13, 2024Send us a text
Another Acolyte episode is delivered to us on a boat that has navigated the murky, tumultuous sea of “fan” boy tears. This week we discuss The Acolyte S1.E3: Destiny. Yes it was divisive if you care about the opinions of some, but we manage to find a lot of good things to talk about, debate, and theorize. Meet us down at the Bunta Tree so we can all watch the latest episode of Jamie Farrscape. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as w...
Duration: 03:17:28S5E01: Weekend at Indara’s
Jun 06, 2024Send us a text
The more things stay the same, the more they change! We’re back with a fresh coat of paint for Season Five and we have a brand new live action Star Wars show to discuss on our season premiere episode! We will breakdown and dissect the first two episode of The Acolyte with S1.E1: Lost/Found and S1E2: Revenge/Justice. We will also talk about the show’s influences, the new species/tech/planets, and our suggestion on how to keep Carrie-Anne Moss on the show! Turn up your headphones, dial back...
Duration: 02:25:16S4E65: Clown Math with Monopoly Money
May 30, 2024Send us a text
For our final episode of the neverending fourth season we preview the upcoming High Republic era live action show, The Acolyte! We’re excited for the first ever non-Skywalker live action series. This show will make or break the direction Star Wars takes in the future but we’re excited for the direction it appears to be heading in. We will discuss our hopes, dreams, predictions, and the importance of this show as it relates to future projects. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and...
Duration: 01:54:14S4E64: Offee in the Middle
May 23, 2024Send us a text
This week brings an end to Tales of the Empire and Barriss Offee’s story. We discuss the final two episodes and the entire season as a whole, and offer up our thoughts on which Tales of show we liked better. But that’s not all. If you tune in now you’ll find out just what kind of alien has grey pubes on green skin, why you shouldn’t shame the shaman, and you may even learn the definition of a googly-eyed freshie! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the...
Duration: 02:05:59S4E63: Minimum Effort Maximum Yub Nub
May 16, 2024Send us a text
Our coverage of Tales of the Empire continues on as we discuss episodes 3 and 4. In hindsight we probably shouldn’t have done the final Morgan Elsbeth and the first Barriss Offee episodes together, but what’s done is done. And what was discussed was discussed. There is blowing bubbles with jesus juice, psychedelic smears, and flaccid droopy side horns. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to resistance on Season Four, Episode Sixty Three of Force Insensitive!
S4E62: Gladys Pip and the Nightsisters
May 09, 2024Send us a text
This year May the 4th brought us a new series that we begin discussing as we get prepared for our next live action series, The Acolyte. This week we talk about the first two episodes of Tales of the Empire which focus on Morgan Elsbeth’s origin with the Empire and more importantly Thrawn. Although, this episode felt like it was missing a little something… a severe lack of drugs, edibles, and innuendo. Is that good or bad, you decide! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of s...
Duration: 01:54:09S4E61: Mining Bithcoin With Gungan Din Djarin
May 02, 2024Send us a text
This week's episode is bittersweet because The Bad Batch has come to an end. While this season was the strongest of the three we still feel there was a lot left on the table. Ultimately was this a fitting ending to the season and to the series as a whole? We discuss that very topic, as well as theorize about what may become of an older Omega joining the Rebellion. Hopefully that doesn't result in her ending up on Rule 34! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive...
Duration: 02:23:37S4E60: Irritable Snoke Balls On the Wings of Tanuki
Apr 25, 2024Send us a text
This week we discuss the penultimate episode of The Bad Batch with S3E14: Flash Strike. As we talk about it, we can’t help but wonder how they can possibly wrap this entire series up in just one more episode. We also hear a story we wish we hadn’t - let’s just call it the yambag massacre for lack of a better term. Just remember Omega and the Kids did it all for Tanuki! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villai...
Duration: 02:09:43S4E59: The Yoplait Calamity Strikes Back
Apr 19, 2024Send us a text
Sometimes a change of scenery can do a lot of good. In our case, recording during the day made for a significant increase in the intelligence of the content of the show. Well, until it didn’t. You’ll have to tune in and listen to the comings and goings of the hosts to find out what we mean. We do manage some decent discourse this week as we inch closer to the end of The Bad Batch while talking about S3E13: Into the Breach. Bring plenty of air sharkie repellent and make...
Duration: 01:46:40S4E58: It’s the Juggernaut, Batch
Apr 11, 2024Send us a text
This week we present a cornucopia of chaos and craziness. We begin by discussing The Bad Batch S3E12: Juggernaut and quickly take a hard right into oncoming traffic while dodging musical derailments, classic X-Men talk, and other random nonsense. You know, just a normal episode you’d come to expect from us. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to resistance on Season Four, Episode Fifty Eight of Force Insensitive!
Send Email/Voicemail: ma... Duration: 02:02:13S4E57: Filling the Cumtono of Knowledge
Apr 04, 2024Send us a text
Soldiers, we’re going back to Tantiss and we’ll be utilizing the unlimited insertion maneuver. We hope you know what to do when the camtono tolls for you. This week we have two episodes to discuss! We talk about S3E10: Identity Crisis and S3E11: Point of No Return as we hurdle towards the climactic finish of The Bad Batch! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to resistance on Season Four, Episode Fifty Seven of F...
Duration: 02:14:02S4E56: Fought Back the Attack on Rattatak
Mar 28, 2024Send us a text
This week’s episode of The Bad Batch wasn’t a Harbinger of doom, but more of a Harbinger of awesomeness. We have the return of Asajj Ventress and we couldn’t be more excited to have her back! We dig deep into her history and highlight all the ways in which she is an incredibly badass character. We also try not to fap shame you when we talk about the latest Nike Spunk Buckets from Tchotchke and Hutch! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum a...
Duration: 02:36:51S4E55: Fetty Got Fingered
Mar 21, 2024Send us a text
We have much to discuss and don’t have time to clone shame each other this week. We breakdown S3E8: Bad Territory of The Bad Batch. This side questy episode had some good discussion but we were eager to talk about our feelings about The Acolyte trailer, which we spent a good amount of time on. There are vulgarities, absurdities, and even a little technomancing the stone. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to resistance on...
Duration: 02:38:33S4E54: The Brownest Timeline
Mar 14, 2024Send us a text
This week we provide a double dose of discussion of The Bad Batch with two new episodes; S3E6: Infiltration and S3E7: Extraction. Unironically we also provide a double dose of dookie as we have a conversation that is mostly devoid of any entertainment value, comedy, or frankly anything of interest whatsoever. Are you sold yet? Well maybe we’re being a bit harsh so you can just judge for yourself. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the lo...
Duration: 02:19:31S4E53: Fleshy Veiny Meat Cape
Mar 07, 2024Send us a text
This week we are once again excited to discuss The Bad Batch as we break down S3E5: The Return. The title got us excited for the return of a beloved character but despite not getting that, we still were treated to another solid episode. We discuss this and other things in great detail. Some of those things might make you wince, they might make you shudder, and they might even make you laugh. Before listening to this episode, make sure to consult Madame Xanapoo and her Rectal Tea Leaves to ensure you’ll...
Duration: 02:05:16S4E52: Faster Pussycat Yub Nub Yub
Feb 29, 2024Send us a text
We are once again excited to talk about The Bad Batch this week, which is why it's surprising that we had so many derailments! We finally get around to discussing our affection for the Crosshair & Omega team-up on S3E4: A Different Approach. We also get back on the chain code gang, pay a visit to ye ol’ pirate Rigging Tony, and find out which one fell off the yogurt wagon! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low ro...
Duration: 02:50:56S4E51: Kiss Kiss Yub Nub
Feb 22, 2024Send us a text
The day has finally arrived where we can once again discuss a new Star Wars show. Granted, that show is the Bad Batch which we don’t have a great track record with, but we’re still ecstatic nonetheless. Might the first three episodes of the third and final season surprise us? They just might. Perhaps we have turned over a new leaf as tender Wreckers not tenderonis. Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to resistance on S...
Duration: 02:19:23S4E50: It’s Slobberin’ Time
Feb 15, 2024Send us a text
There are moments in an artists’ life despite all the struggles, despite all the time and effort, that they are just proud of the work that they have accomplished. This is not one of those times. Join us as we sorta talk about love in the Star Wars Galaxy in honor of Valentines Day! If this is the final time you hear us (unfortunately, it won’t be) then so long and thanks for all the Bith! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and vill...
Duration: 02:22:58S4E49: The Five Stages of Greef Karga
Feb 08, 2024Send us a text
As a companion piece to last week’s episode about the origin and evolution of The Force we decided to flip the coin over and discuss the evolution of technology in the Star Wars Galaxy. We discuss all the different forms of tech, how Star Wars differs from other Sci-Fi franchises, and of course we learn how to stick your fist in a horn. Hope in your Flamborghini because we gotta get bacta time! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we ta...
Duration: 02:34:18S4E48: Assistant to the Regional Jedi
Feb 01, 2024Send us a text
What exactly is The Force? It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds up the entire galaxy so badly that it needs a Sith laxative. Or something like that. This week we explore the origins and evolution of The Force in Star Wars. We talk about its confusing beginnings and settle on one of the more interesting aspects of The Force. Of course we also talk about our favorite Force powers and abilities. Bend it like Bendu, but don’t destroy the wontons! Turn...
Duration: 02:04:12S4E47: BM Bandits Steep the Tea Bag
Jan 25, 2024Send us a text
Good news is we finally have some new Star Wars on the schedule. Bad news is we have to fill a few more weeks with nonsense until we get there. We kick off this week’s nonsense by breaking down the new Bad Batch Season Three trailer drop. We talk about the plot points, the characters, and the surprises! We also discuss some of the other shows we might see in 2024. It’s just three men and a yub, so double check to make sure no one erroneously slips into your BMs! Turn up y...
Duration: 02:08:57