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In the finale of RHOSLC, Lara and Carey explore the Brian de Palma-esque close to the sixth season of our fair ladies of Salt Lake. But first, they get a Lara Cholera update and the Charlize Theron Hollywood agenda.

On the final day in Greece, Meredith starts off the morning as a cheerful barista, much to the confusion of everyone. In a cinematic crescendo, Bronwyn calls Meredith out for lying and using her as a pawn in her wicked games. Angie arranges a playwright to write a Greek tragedy about the women, right after they guzzle...

Lara and Carey discuss their electrifying and herstory-making cameo in the new TLC docuseries about Mary Cosby. They also break down Bradley Cooper possibly addressing those bleph rumors.

Then on the penultimate episode of RHOSLC, the ladies continue their residency on the Aegean. Angie starts off the morning with a karmic collision, leading to flying glass and a cut lip. Angie arranges for the ladies to have a photo shoot while donning flowy Grecian goddess gowns; Whitney, Mary and Bronwyn talk Meredith’s wobbly aura at lunch while the rest of the women head to the sp...

Lara and Carey discuss Lara’s surprise diagnosis, the hell of urgent care, and a shocking development in the Mickey Rourke eviction saga.

Back on VPR, Chris and Jason’s OnlyFans career becomes a topic of conversation at SUR, as Lisa plans to hostess Guillermo’s big movie premiere party. Marcus debuts his burgeoning DJ career, as Venus and Kim try to bury the hatchet in the hallowed alleyway. Jason convinces Angelica to go on a Jiu Jitsu date; there, Jason accidentally injures Angelica’s back and lies to her, officially giving her the ick. Shayne engages...

Lara and Carey are back to discuss their respective New Year’s Eves, the ‘Gigolos’ true crime doc, ringing in 2026 with a moment of silence, Millie Bobby Brown’s punk rock iPhone face, and non-symmetrical swollen lips.

Then back on VPR, Venus reels from his impending friendship breakup with Marcus, vowing to end their soulmateship once and for all. Angelica gets sinister pig vibes from Jason while out at a bar, and Jason— not surprisingly— blames it all on Angelica. Audrey and Chris’s mounting sexual tension kicks off with a stolen kiss on Audrey’s moving day and M...

Lara and Carey discuss pop star Bebe Rexha outsourcing fans for help on locking down a baby daddy, then head back to Greece for another chapter in RHOSLC.

After their first boozy dinner in Santorini, the ladies wake up to a child-free Mother’s Day, to the joy of most but the heartbreak of Meredith. Angie splits the group up for the day’s activities: a Greek cooking class and donkey rides to the various vistas. Meredith — still reeling from her ongoing battle with Whitney and now Heather — laments a phone call with Brooks cut short by her c...

Lara and Carey have a new reservation at SUR, and are ready to see if it passes inspection once again. But first, they discuss Carey’s ultimate trigger word, Dorinda and Donna Kelce allegedly getting into it on the new “Traitors,” and a fierce San Francisco restaurant staff banding together to take down a drunk Karen and her flop boyfriend. 

On VPR, the cast puts their hangovers from Audrey’s bday bash aside for the annual SUR staff photo shoot. Kim and Marcus confirm their on-again status, much to everyone’s horror - especially Venus; Lisa introduces...

Lara and Carey discuss Netflix and Paramount’s battle royale to absorb the most and become official Entity, Andy Dick turning blue in Hollywood, and one Connecticut gay’s war against Solid Core.

On RHOSLC, the ladies leave behind Ruby Franke’s Utah for the lapping blue waves of the Aegean. The cast trip to Greece is finally here! After a two-day journey to Santorini, Angie leads her friends/hostages around the island, forcing them to appreciate the motherland at every moment. Lisa and Angie’s Cold War Angie rages on as Lisa makes sure her glam cut...

Lara and Carey talk their big night at SUR, witnessing Lisa’s shockingly LVP toast, meeting Venus Le Fleur, and the cast’s undeniable IRL hotness. They also discuss Andy Dick’s crash-out and 2000s celeb messes having a resurgence.

Back on VPR, the dust settles following Lisa’s dismissal of Marcus, and the cast clocks in for a new shift at work: Audrey’s LA origin story is revealed, and Chris shows off his lack of employment history. Marcus and his hot brother meet to discuss his schism with Kim and how hard Marcus had it as a ki...

Lara and Carey are back in the vortex of Utah to hitch a ride on the covered wagons of our Saltiest of Queens. But first, they discuss Bryan Johnson’s cringey declaration of love towards his longtime girlfriend/immortality assistant, shattering Lara’s plan to woo him.

On RHOSLC, Bronwyn continues her impeccable revenge campaign against Mr. Farts (Todd) and Muzzy by fetching Todd at the airport in a sloth costume and forcing Muzzy to mail Pride flags to protest anti-LGBTQ laws in Utah, much to Muzzy’s Mormon chagrin. Whitney laments her money woes to Justin...

Lara and Carey are back in the stu: Lara with a new love of London and a renewed faith in the travel gods, and Carey with a new earring. They discuss a Heathrow horror story, and the gay splendor of “Heated Rivalry” on HBO Max. 

Then, Larz and Carz gird their loins and return to the SURce for the brand new season of “Vanderpump Rules.” With a new cast, the jury was out, but the solidly unhinged premiere promises a potentially stellar season, despite all odds. We meet Natalie, the bartender with a penchant for chaos, middle-ag...

Lara and Carey commune via satellite from two sides of the globe: Carey at Sexy Unique Pod HQ in LA and Lara in Merry Ol’ Londontown. Larz gives her pros and cons for her first impressions of the UK as both fight and prevail against the impending Lag Doom targeting SUP. They also discuss feeling swindled by “The Beast in Me,” the recent demise of Robert Jr.’s young, brief, and chaotic relationship, and why every man should go to boot camp.

Back on RHOSLC, the ladies gather at the legendary Valter’s post-snake church for another Ma...

Lara and Carey find themselves back on the scorched sands of Utah for another chapter in the Book of Salty Queens. First, they discuss the cheese wheel making a splash in Hollywood, which foods Lara and Carey would sign if they were agents, a harrowing new organic supermarket in Tribeca, Lara’s theoretical tenure as a chic grocer, Trump calling a reporter a “piggy,” and more. 

On RHOSLC, the ladies (minus Meredith and Baby Girl Lisa) assemble at Wild Rose’s for a surprise potluck to cheer up Britani. From high body count hair to a Build-A-B...

Lara and Carey risk it all to watch the teaser trailer for Devil Wears Prada 2 and try to make sense of the And Just Like Thatification of everything. They also talk Allison Mack’s glorious return with a new CBC podcast all about her NXIVM days and the aftermath, and why nothing good can come from a spontaneous trip to Albany, NY by way of Vancouver, BC.

Back on RHOSLC, the ladies cap off their rindom yacht trip from Hell with deck yoga led by Cap’n Jason and an explosive breakfast where Meredith lays into Brit...

Lara and Carey yo-ho out to the Caribbean once more to check in with the Real Housewives of Davey Jones’s Locker on their yacht trip from Hell, but first they discuss All’s Fair debuting to an iconic 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, and why Kim K is a legend for that.

On RHOSLC, the women wake hungover and charred from the previous night’s battle, as Bronwyn takes to sleeping on the poop deck to avoid sharing a bed with Britani, fresh off her unsuccessful attempt to seduce Captain Jason. Lisa continues to swear her innocence and lo...

Lara and Carey trade the salty slopes for salty sea, as their favorite Utah ladies head on down to the Grenadines for a Caribbean yacht trip of horror. But first, they discuss the apocalyptic heatwave enveloping LA, Lara’s battle for non-degrading seats on an upcoming Transatlantic flight, Victoria Beckham’s cosmic joie de vivre, and the era-defining Gooning article in Harper’s. 

The women (minus Bronwyn) head down to Canouan in the Grenadine Islands, where Below Deck’s Captain Jason and his motley crew await. Britani, on a 30-day moratorium from Jared and his big ol’ Osmon...

Lara and Carey return to the blanched shores of the Great Salt Lake to check in with the holiest of ladies once more. But first, they discuss Georgina Chapman’s rindom alleged financial pickle, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin’s karmic woes, Whitney Leavitt’s cheeky joie de vivre, and North West’s cyber-goth new look. 

On RHOSLC, the women gear up for Heather and Wild Rose’s Caribbean yacht adventure as Barlow’s bag of chaos continues to divide the group. Hengie K and Mary repair their fractured sistership and bury some fart beef; Bronwyn begs for Todd’s ap...

Carey and Lara discuss a new gay-ass boot camp series on Netflix and Gwyneth Paltrow staying on brand. The Patron Saint of GOOP revealed to British Vogue that she knew virtually nothing about her Marty Supreme costar Timothée Chalamet — especially his famous relationship with Kylie Jenner. Viva Gwyn!

Back on RHOSLC, the Wild Rose reclaims her wild and free heart in the name of womanhood and, of course, Entity; she celebrates by arranging a ladies' lunch — complete with a gay psychic reading tarot — at a local vineyard, where we lay our scene. Of course, the peace i...

Lara and Carey wade through the shallow waters of the Great Salt Lake once more, with another recap of RHOSLC. First, they discuss judging a lip-sync competition, a first-time ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ experience, the recent horror fashions spotted on the Devil Wears Prada 2 set, the very much not imploding world of print media, Jeff and Lauren Bezos’s endless vacation, and more.

Back on RHOSLC, the boardroom continues, and Baby Girl Lisa tries to make it right with the ladies after coming to blows with Whitney and Angie. But her nice streak is short-lived, as she la...

Larz and Carz return to the God’s Country for another searing chapter in the RHOSLC saga. But first, they discuss Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s shocking split and Tiffany Pollard's entry into her non-binary era. Back in Utah, the Queen of Sundance strikes back at the naysayers in the only way she can: planning a premiere party for an HBO Max original film. Angie K visits her 89-year-old father, who recounts his harrowing journey from Greece to Ellis Island during WW2, inspiring her to expedite her path to Greek citizenship. Bronwyn introduces us to her own ailing moth...

Lara and Carey reassess reality after the Rapture was a no-show; they break down what the Rapture Heads are really after, and offer alternatives for experiencing the divine.

Back on RHOSLC, the ladies (minus Babygirl Lisa) reel from their canned camping trip of horrors, as Bronwyn and Heather spar over perceived motherhood jabs (Bronwyn’s daughter Gwen debuts her own shocking flapper bob) and debate the future of their failure-to-launch friendship. Wild Rose elaborates on her and Justin’s business woes and hints at The Entity, an ancient intelligence the Rose family discovers in their basement. Heat...

Lara and Carey have hitched their covered wagon to the stars once again, traveling West to the promised land for another glorious season of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But first, they admit to being fully Delco-pilled by the Mare of Easttown-adjacent “Task” and its impossibly stacked (and hot) cast. They also speak on a fashion TikToker’s trouble with Miu Miu, and the ongoing phenomenon of celebrity head transplants. 

Back on the banks of the Great Salt Lake, Hengie K puts her family’s mega-RV to use by picking up the ladies (minus Lisa Barl...

Lara and Carey return to discuss “Love Con Revenge” —the spinoff of the “Tinder Swindler” — and why its hosts should take some acting lessons. Plus, the glory days of “Cheaters.” In She’s Startin’, Lara praises the new iPhone Air in all its skinny legend glory; they also talk Charlie Sheen’s new documentary, shoving ice up your arse in a drug-induced mania, and Charlie and Denise Richards’s iconic daughters. They also talk the Phillies Karen and why she’s right. In Bravissimo, Brittany Cartwright updates us on her relationship status with her rindom new boyfriend and a Congrats to the Team is in...

Lara and Carey return for another extra special SUP episode, where they parse through the fog of uncanniness swallowing the world each day. In She’s Startin’, they discuss the Trump death hoax frenzy and the hope drought America is suffering through, Sonia Dakkar’s alleged war on flesh, and the rad ass baby accidentally born at Burning Man. In Diva Down, a body discovered at Burning Man in a pool of blood, tariffs claiming another victim in legendary Canadian retail Ssense, Spirit Airlines filing for bankruptcy to the shock of no one, and a country singer pulling a full J...

Lara and Carey are back together in the stu once more, discussing Eddington and Carey’s loose interpretation of “watching a movie.” On She’s Startin’, they discuss Cracker Barrel’s misguided (or genius) rebrand, the controversy that followed, Cracker Barrel’s unparalleled unifying power, and the arduous public transit journey to one of the few open Cracker Barrels in Southern California. They also talk about Will Smith’s terrifying use of AI in his post-slap redemption tour, and why he still has a chance to avoid the Flop Abyss. In Armagayddon, they talk Gen Alphas’ shameless farting in school, why they’v...

Lara and Carey are back for a special segmented episode where they discuss the normal steps they take to thwart the evils of August, and why, shockingly, they have not been necessary this year.

She’s Startin: the iconic Caitlin Covington aka Christian Girl Autumn and her emergency cry for help, Mikey Madison’s positively mime-core Vogue Italia cover, and imagining a Battle Royale over finding Anna Wintour’s worthy successor.

Armagayddon: flop-tingles for The Devil Wears Prada 2, 3I-ATLAS, the Manhattan sized interstellar object hurtling through the solar system, and why one Harvard profes...

Lara and Carey return to recap the maddening final installment of The Valley’s Season 2 reunion. But first, they discuss the harrowing new Tesla Diner, the NPC-ification of downtown LA, hetero hell foodie scenes, how lighting up the Hollywood sign at night could save Los Angeles, Alien: Earth, Lindsay Lohan and Shailene Woodley’s new venture and the complicated nature of the Hulu-sphere.

Back at Radford Studios, Danny’s creepy behavior with Brittany at a party for this year’s Super Bowl is brought before the tribunal. Janet, Jason and Jasmine attempt to squash their beef, as Doute...

Lara and Carey finally reunite in the SUP stu, with Lara reinvigorated by both Italy and the sea. She regales with tales from her trip, including a brush with a Strega Nonna fire department and the gravitational urge to buy a bejeweled clutch. They also talk Ghislaine Maxwell’s surprise new gig of being prison mates with Jen Shah and Mx. Holmes, Carole Radziwill’s grand return to the WWHL Clubhouse and the continued hope of OG RHONY returning, and more. 

Back at Radford studios, Part 2 of The Valley reunion kicks off with a doozy. Jax revea...

Carey is back with one last guest host, and it’s a one for the herstory books: Danny Pellegrino of Everything Iconic joins the SUP stu. They discuss Danny’s new role as husband AND father, the newly announced ‘My Best Friend’s Wedding’ sequel, the stellar run of Meg Ryan’s romcom era and Carey & Danny’s shared gay radicalization by the underrated diva classic ‘Hanging Up.’

Then on part one of The Valley reunion, the cast assembles on the main stage to discuss Brittany and Jax’s ongoing divorce nightmare, vasectomies, Doute’s pregnancy-induced act of humility, Miche...

With Lara still on her tour di Italia, Carey enlists the help of comedy legend Chelsea Peretti to recap the season finale of The Valley. They discuss set Feng Shui, Chelsea’s choice to pod sans mic stand, pandemic psychosis, sinister retail associates, Magic Castle food poisoning, shame-based lust, and more.

Back on The Valley, the crew assemble atop a hill at Yamashiro for Michelle’s rindom-ass “Zen Party.” But first, the ladies meet Lala’s new baby, Doute and Brittany discuss infertility woes, Zack and Benjo discuss scrotox, and the boys climb the endles...

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Larz and Carz discuss the news that has shockwaves rippling through the streets of Los Angeles: Jax Taylor is not returning to The Valley for season three. They break down what they know, what they don’t, and the horseshoe theory connecting Jax’s haters to the social media trolls that caused Jahnet to flee to Switzerland with Jason and her baby.

In the penultimate episode, the San Fernando crew is back on the mainland, still recovering from Doute’s whirlwind engagement and Jahnet’s unbearable rindomness. Jasmine reveals she’s a realtor and shows Nia and Danny...

Lara is joined by hairstylist to the stars, Clayton Hawkins! The two discuss Denise Richards’ husband, Aaron, filing for divorce. In more Bravo news, JAHnet has fled to Switzerland with her family amidst backlash from The Valley's Bravo fandom, and EJ Global has a new man in her life: A gun-toting special ops sergeant known to his loved ones as "Shrek."

Back on The Valley, we’re transported to what can only be described as the saddest Luau this side of a Courtyard Marriott, where the group—minus Janet and Jason—gathers to celebrate Kristen and Luke’s e...

On this week’s episode, Lara is joined by podcaster extraordinaire, Heather Jewett! The gals talk about the Holy Trinity of Kristen Doute, Luke Broderick, and Kaia Lily gracing the cover of US Weekly. The cursed Diddy trial verdicts are in, and they’re a reminder of America’s continued hatred of women above all else. And finally, Khloe Kardashian is back on Instagram pushing her face procedure narrative.

Back on The Valley, the gang (minus Jax) is in Hawaii. Jesse awkwardly confronts a troublingly wide-eyed Aaron about the start of his relationship with Michelle, and Nia’s...

Lara and Carey are back together in the stu! They discuss new updates in the Bezos and Sanchez Satanic nuptials, including bone-chilling invitations, PR conspiracy theories, and a steely prenup. They also discuss Kelley Wolf’s unfortunate Instagram spiral and a meager victory in the quest for Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader financial supremacy.

Back on The Valley, the crew prepares to head to Hawaii, where Luke continues prep for his surprise proposal to Doute. Under insurrection by life coach Scott, Jesse hosts another Men’s Rights Summit in his backyard, where the boys (minus Zack) talk feelings, late...

With Lara out of office, Carey enlists the help of dear friend and lifelong loler John Arthur Hill to guest co-host. They discuss messy gay representation on 2000s-era reality television, a Wahlberg-connected producer’s harrowing claim about Diddy in a LA Fitness steam room, a man who posed as a flight attendant on 120 flights, a woman who practiced therapy for three decades without a degree, and what schemes they would run as con artists.

Back on The Valley, Jax is released from fake rehab, 30 days clean and ready for revenge. He assembles the boys at a st...

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Lara and Carey are back over the hill in the gorgeous and legendary San Fernando Valley. But first, they discuss Zoe Saldaña announcing the obvious about her Oscar statuette and the dystopian horror of the Boston Dynamic robot dog can-can on the most recent America’s Got Talent. 

Back on The Valley, D-Day approaches: Jax will soon be released from “The Facility,” and Brittany is battening down the hatches. She reveals the “cardiac event” that landed Jax in hospital care was as fake as the rehab he’s pretending to be in. Janet, Jasmine, and Jason bury the...

Lara and Carey discuss their favorite movie of the year (with spoilers) BRING HER BACK, Sally Hawkins’s unparalleled talent, using demonic bridges to bring their dogs back, Lara’s dreams of a tiny purse closet for Tony, and the terrifying concept of Labubu.

Back on The Valley, Scheana’s famous enchiladas make another stellar cameo, and Janet conjures kitchen island witchcraft once more to control to turn people against Doute, Jasmine and Zack. Zack is in the doghouse after threatening Jared Lips; he also laments his splintered friendship with Brittany. Jasmine, Jason, and Janet face-off on the...

Carey and Lara discuss the concept of “playoffs,” the Chrisleys weaseling their way into a full Trump pardon, the depths of depravity one would be willing to go for presidential perks, the Tylenol death complex, Lindsay Lohan’s lemon juice propaganda, and a new Bravo star embroiled in a crypto bro’s torture and extortion plot.

Back on The Valley, Zack returns from a road trip with his George Glass boyfriend, Danny and Jason square off over glug-glugging in the pantry, Jasmine and Melissa break down homophobia and the male gaze to Danny in a brewery, Doute bl...

Lara and Carey discuss how the week has gone from rindom to iconic in a few short days, including Bieber’s Instagram terrorism, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick’s long-awaited engagement, Jordon getting booted from a family Christmas party on Nantucket, Lara’s advice to young hot stepmoms, and Rosie O’Donnell’s fated resurgence.

Back in The Valley, the Santa Barbara Horror comes to an end, and the crew reels from Brittany’s fight with Nia and Danny’s secret tequila glugging in the pantry. Scheana makes her cosmic return, Jesse plays victim once more, and Doute and Luke...

Lara and Carey celebrate the promises of spring, as Lara continues her green-thumb streak as a way to inspire her own personal hydration. They also discuss Diddy’s harrowing trial, Nancy Grace’s unsurprising lock-in, a peculiar new name for an Australian town, and France’s new robot army.

Then on The Valley, the crew’s Santa Barbara trip of sorrow rages on with a trip to the winery, where Jesse remains committed to making Michelle’s life a living Hell. Danny takes things to a place of secret glug-glugging, Nia compartmentalizes, Luke’s hot/hung levels yo-yo...

Lara and Carey continue to feel the new studio glow, and are ready to bear the weight of the world. They discuss the official start of the Papal Conclave, priests singing showtimes at a piano bar, Barry Diller officially coming out as gay and Lara’s dream marriage, Keith McNally’s new memoir and Balthazar as a spiritual refuge, ChatGPT inspiring spiritual delusion, the Real Housewives of Rhode Island, SUP’s future Golden Globe nomination, and possible serial killer in Valley Village. 

Back on The Valley, the crew heads to Santa Barbara to race remote control cars, shawts...

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Lara and Carey are rogue-mote once more before their studio movie, and they’ve got a lot of mess to cover. They discuss manipulative gay AI and its propensity for people pleasing, cyber sexing fomo, and the tragic death of Virginia Giuffre. Then back on The Valley, the group is shocked to learn that Jax has actually entered rehab (albeit 30 minutes away) and urge Brittany to file for divorce immediately. Jesse conspires against Michelle with theories about her alleged transactional relationship with a billionaire, Luke prepares to propose to Doute, and Danny’s drunken pig behavior towards Jasmine and her...

Lara and Carey discuss Carey’s birthday and entering a personal Year Nine, the Pope’s open casket diva moment, the Vatican’s ties to UFOs, Lisa Vanderpump reigniting her cosmic feud with Kristen Doute, Kim Kardashian as a capital ‘A’ actress, Kanye’s latest shout from the void, and more. 

Back on The Valley, Jax considers a stint at the “mental hospital” after getting a tough love house call from Doute, Zack takes a big step with his long distance relationship and reveals his gay hell apartment, Janet continues to be rindom, and Brittany staves off GERD enough t...

Lara and Carey discuss the new season of And Just Like That…, Carrie’s nana outfits and circus top hat, and the ladies arming up in Trump’s America. They also discuss the peculiar friendship of Ana de Armas and Tom Cruise. 

Then in the season two premiere of The Valley, the group reels from Jax’s “rock bottom” and domestic violence against Brittany. Brittany moves out and plans a White Party to celebrate her freedom while Jax plans a rival guys’ night to compete. Doute is vindicated in her martyrdom, Jesse and Michelle weaponize their daughter in the...

Lara is joined by Valley queen and certified Babe! Tierney Finster to dive deep into identity shifts, spirituality, and post-party girl evolutions. Tierney unpacks life after nightlife, how breaking a leg fixed her ailing root chakra, and how to have a marriage that's both sacred and slutty.

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Lara and Carey finish out their current era of SUBS with the second book of Samuel, but first they talk Mickey Rourke’s bizarre homophobia against JoJo Siwa in the Big Brother UK house, an update in Virginia Giuffre’s Ringu journey, and a Beverly Hills apartment building locked in battle with a resident spreading poop-laden terrorism.

Back in Samuel, King David mounts his quest against Jerusalem to take the crown of Israel for himself. Whether alienating his wife Michal with sober raving and stealing wives from soldiers, David does his best to stay in the Lord’s good...

Lara is joined by iconic Babe? guest and dear friend Graydon Sheppard for a soulful journey through romantic delusion, erotic cheeseboards, Montreal exile, and life at 42. The two babes share tales of losing themselves in chaotic situationships: From Graydon's entanglement with a throuple to Lara's fantasy-fueled Italian architect moment. They reflect on sobriety, being in your 40s, and the hard truths about love, emotional independence, and the slow unraveling of LA dreams.

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Lara and Carey return to the source with another rendition of Sexy Unique Bible Study, this time focusing on the first Book of Samuel. Before diving into God’s word, they discuss important matters, like Lauren Sanchez and Katy Perry going for the glam on their tone deaf, upcoming Blue Origin space flight and Carey’s birthday blues.

Then in 1 Samuel, we meet drunkard housewife Hannah who haggles with God and is granted a son, Samuel. Given to the priesthood, Samuel grows up a messenger of the Lord, eventually crowning Saul King of Israel, who grows fear...

Lara is joined by the legendary Chloe Coover (of Nose Candy Podcast fame) for a deeply sensual journey through scent obsessions, chaotic childhood memorabilia, and the lost art of challenging cinema. They spiral into a vortex of rose fragrances, reflect on the Beanie Baby bear market, and praise the underrated genius of Mother! Plus, they also discuss the art of podcasting, the horror of lawn trespassers, and come up with an Emilia Perez remix that's sure to be a #1 hit. Consider this a serotonin drip for your ears.

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Lara and Carey return to times of yore with another round of Sexy Unique Bible Study. First they discuss the aftermath of 3/26: the day Gaga liked and reposted a SUP Tiktok, and how it’s changed their realities in 24 hours. They also discuss Carey’s gay New Orleans adventure, Lara dog-sitting Mango and his supernatural lack of boundaries, a place of en masse on The Pitt, the peerless comedy duo of Regina Hall and Anna Faris, Soderbergh’s library of hits and misses, CIA remote viewing the Ark of the Covenant, and more.

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Lara is joined by returning guest Connor Goldsmith (author, podcast host, and X-Men aficionado) for a no-holds-barred, Florida WiFi-fueled chat about Q1 survival vibes, the chaos of the Trump-Musk alliance, and reality TV highs and hells. They get into Emmy’s psychological spiral on Southern Hospitality, the twisted glory of The Valley, and why the Charleston girlies are outshining VPR’s LA crew. Plus, Connor spills about his Bravo adjacent experiences, bidding farewell to his literary agent life, and stepping fully into his podcasting and graphic novel author era.

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Lara and Carey are back in the Bible, but first they discuss the harrowing, single-take splendor of Netflix’s Adolescence, Kanye’s new mess with the Tate Brothers, and Hilaria Baldwin’s undeniable star power. Then they take to the Book of Judges, featuring tales of the Israelites post-Joshua falling prey to Baal worship, pissing God off (what else is new?) and needing rescue by a series of blessed leaders. Plus, Samson’s Zodiac Killer antics and his psychosexual rope games with Delilah, Deborah becoming the first female president, sheroes pegging warlords to death, sonic weapon trumpets, arbitrary dismembering, and more...

Lara is joined by actor and writer Clark Moore to discuss the allure of moving to Europe, how to be an artist in 2025, reflections on the literary genius of Joan Didion and Eve Babitz, and the ever-complex tapestry of life in Los Angeles. You can subscribe to Clark's substack and watch him in Not An Artist, streaming on iTunes and Amazon Prime.

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Lara and Carey have returned to the Old Testament once more for a new installment of Sexy Unique Bible Study! But first they discuss Ariana Madix’s new VPR bombshell, Katie Maloney’s mayo lies, Lisa Vanderpump’s new Vegas hotel, tornados in LA, and the return of Beeptress. Then it’s full speed ahead into the Book of Joshua, as Moses passes the baton to buff daddy Joshua, who officially leads the Israelites into the promised land. But not before fighting the battle of Jericho, pillaging various other cities, stoning families and livestock to death, impaling coward kings on poles...

The one and only Elizabeth Kott joins Lara to chat skincare, friends getting plastic surgery, the difference between being in your 20s vs. being in your 40s, pod personas vs. who we are IRL, wedding planning, realizing what it means to be a woman after 35, The Artist's Way and oodles more.

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Carey and Lara are back in the in-between and ready to hit the ground shuffling. They discuss Casey Anthony launching her new TikTok (and Substack) and her astral twin Nancy Grace coming out of the woodwork to take on TOT MOM once more. They also talk Scheana’s groundbreaking appearance on The Masked Singer, Jax “coming out” as a cokehead, the terrifying new Ruby Franke docuseries and the closeted lesbian urge to fake demonic possession, Armie Hammer’s foray into Grindr, Denise Richards’ new reality show, Lily Phillips’s new geriatric gig, Lara’s descent into Southern Hospitality and more. 

Nightlife impresario Rob Aquino joins Lara for a big ol' talk about partying, learning nothing from drugged out divas, Artpop getting him out of the closet, college life in Boston, taking time to luxuriously pleasure oneself, ushering in strega nonna cane energy and more!

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Lara and Carey try their best to break through the cursed cultural vibes, as they reel from the tragic death of Michelle Trachtenberg and the mysterious deaths of Gene Hackman, his wife and their dog. They also talk the fluke heatwave in LA, Angelina Jolie's strangely underreported performance in Maria, whether or not Mango would eat Carey, a breakdown of the Alabama Barker and Bhad Bhabie feud and why Sofia Coppola's daughter has weighed in, the search for MH370 officially getting a second wind...

Just like Jesus, Babe? is back from the dead. Lara is joined by THEE yacht gay, Kevin Garland, aka The Astro Lawyer, for the inaugural episode of Babe? (The Reboot). They talk Q1 drama, Venus going retrograde, human design, Sedona vibes, Pluto in Aquarius, the astrology of the Constitution, Aries potentially causing a nuclear holocaust, and soooo much more. You can find Kevin on Patreon, and you can listen to all the original Babe? episodes here.

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Lara and Carey return to the In-Between as Carey addresses the car-related injustice he faced en route to a chic art party in the Hollywood. They discuss the underrated jewel that is the LA art scene, the latest plane crash in involving a Delta flight landing upside down in Canada, the fight against the draconian dress code at the Capital Grille, Katy Perry's latest real estate scandal and the joy of watching wealthy people terrorizing other wealthy people for a change, Lady Gaga coming out as a Scheana Lover, the splendor of the Bristol Northern Soul Club, a terrying...

Lara and Carey celebrate President's Day by hunkering down in the stu with a treasure trove of topics to discuss, including the premiere episode of season three of "White Lotus," Parker Posey supremacy, casual incest and more. They also talk elevated procedural "The Pitt" and Noah Wyle's urge to hot doctor, the SNL50 military complex, Sabrina Carpenter's journey from Rindom to National Treasure (and the horror of realizing the Rindom is YOU) "Summer House's" f*ckboy curse, Carl Radke's flop era and Lindsey Hubbard's invincibility, and the need for Lisa Vanderpump to do hard time.

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Lara and Carey discuss the Eagles clinching the Super Bowl, Carey's pride for Philadelphia, Lara's choice to not engage, Kendrick's peak-petty Halftime Show, Drake's bitter tears, and Taylor Swift's perfect response to a stadium of boos. They also urge Taylor to move on from T. Kelce and her path to a presidential victory. Carey raves about Narcos on Netflix, Boyd Holbrook's inescapable pull, the world-shifting meltdown of Montoya and the beach-run that changed history, Kaitlyn Dever's shockingly good Australian accent and the ever-fascinating trend of cancer fakers, Kanye's ugliest ploy for attention yet, the Azealia Banks memoir we all...

Carey and Lara head BEYOND the paywall for a special free bonus episode. Lara gives a Rome jubilee update and chats about her journey with The Telepathy Tapes podcast, traveling to extra-dimensional planes, and telepathic parrots. They also discuss the harrowing new season of "Natalia Grace" and why Natalia should legally allowed to kill, Teddi Mellencamp's tragic cancer diagnosis, Katie Maloney's newfound relationship with Big Mayo and conquering sandwich shops around the country with her lesbian motorcycle gang, Earth being potentially hit by an asteroid in 2032, Lara and Carey's radicalization by Deep Impact, and more.

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Lara and Carey return for the finale of the RHOSLC season five reunion, but first they discuss the loathsome op-ed in The Hollywood Reporter about Chappell Roan's Grammys speech, resorting to vomit and diarrhea to stand up to the American healthcare system, a new update in the Onijah Pakistan saga, TikTik astrologers predicting plane crashes and other horrors in 2025, the return of The Valley with a season two teaser, the rindoms in the cast, Doute's feud with Lala and the surefire divinity of her unborn daughter.

The Saltiest of Utah Queens give us one last hurrah...

Lara and Carey return to a post-Emilia Perez America, where they discuss their thoughts after viewing the polarizing Oscar favorite; they also talk Karla Sofía Gascón's meteoric cancellation after a slew of rancid tweets (from not so long ago!) resurfaced and Selena Gomez deserving a life sentence in Actor Jail. Lara introduces Carey to the woman on TikTok who got her nose bitten off by her elderly dog and the woman from New York who refuses to leave Pakistan and is holding press conferences after being jilted by her Facebook boyfriend. Carey gives a recap of the Gr...

Lara and Carey trudge ahead in the final days of this most curse-d January, getting rill about their concurrent depression journeys and weighing the pros and cons about deep space cryo-sleep. They also discuss Lily Phillips's 1000 man f*ckfest goal being derailed by the US government, the strange and haunting tale of the Zizian Bay Area death cult, and the surfacing of a cringeworthy Justin Baldoni voice note. 

In part two of the RHOSLC season five reunion, the husbands bury their various hatchets, Hengie K and Shawn stare down the circle jerk and gay rumors and n...

Lara and Carey offer up a smorgasbord of bonus episode topics, including the cozy healing of LA's weekend rainstorm, Lara's brush with Argentinian horror with "When Evil Lurks," Carey recent awakening to Eddie Redmayne's hotness, the harrowing new doc "An Update on Our Family" and the hell of family YouTube channels, Gaga's freshly announced SEVENTH album and Carey the teaser trailer for "Alien Earth" and stating an obvious truth, HBO continuing to step its p*ssy up, JLo and Ben's divorce kink, Lara's first and only Sundance adventure, the LGBTQ right to bear BB guns, and more. Plus Reader...

Lara and Carey are back for the part 1 of the RHOSLC season five reunion, but first they've got some ground to cover including a special guest in the studio, the 2025 Oscar nominations --surprises and snubs--and whether or not Hollywood should even have them this year, the Black Eyed Peas pulling the plug on their Vegas residency and their shoncking name for their fanbase, the halcyon days of DListed.com, Perez Hilton as the origin of internet evil, Hilaria Baldwin's new memoir, Anna Delvey and Julia Fox on RHONY, Lara's newfound love of Bethenny Frankel, Bryan Johnson comparing boners with...

Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall/computer screen, as Lara is quarantined with Influenza-A. She breaks down her odyssey to get a Tamiflu prescription, and the further collapse of the American healthcare system. Carey recaps The Last Showgirl, rooting for Pamela and Jamie Lee Curtis's breast-heavy turn as a homeless cocktail waitress. They discuss the nepo baby urge to make a movie about poor people, Elon's latest (and arguably worst) ploy for attention, Vanity Fair's latest long-read about Meghan and Harry --five years after their royal escape, and the Baldoni/Lively lawsuit that continues to snowball into...

Lara and Carey are back in the studio safe and sound, with a lot to discuss and even more to process. They talk the passing of David Lynch and how much LA has lost in the last week, the French woman scammed out of close to a million euros by a deep fake Brad Pitt, Wendy Williams checking in with The Breakfast Club, Jen Shah's reduced prison sentence, masculinity coaches and the straight male fear of knowing things.

In the grand finale of season five of RHOSLC, Lisa's Puerto Vallarta trip comes to a close, and...

Lara and Carey head back behind the paywall to discuss Lara's journey to Kansas, Carey's LA vibe check post-firestorms, the Craig T. Nelson to Aidan Shaw pipeline, Hillary and Bill Clinton's oft forgotten parody of the Sopranos finale, the impending TikTok ban and what it means for America, the strange sensation of learning a childhood bully has died, Dorinda's short-lived Traitors tenure, and more.

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Lara and Carey recap the penultimate episode of RHOSLC, but first they discuss the fire horror ravaging Los Angeles, surprise evacuations, Lara getting misgendered in Hawaii and the cosmic rindomness of Hugh Jackman.

Back on RHOSLC, Lisa Barlow's Vida Vacation from Hades continues. Bronwyn tattles to Lisa that she, Whitney, Heather and Angie clocked in some quality Barlow sh*t-talk time. Lisa confronts the group on a sprinter van right and Angie busts Britani for recording the argument on her phone. The ladies ATV, Mary staves off melancholy over Robert Jr., and Meredith succumbs to boozy...

Lara and Carey time travel into the new year, with a 2025 Sip & See from the death rattle of 2024. They look back on Kim Kardashian's divisive Christmas "short film," Timmy Chalamet's bonkers awards season press blitz and why it feels like the future of celebrity, Q1 goals for 2025, abolishing Aspen as a place and concept, the impending Brian Kohlberger trial, which Supreme Court Justice will make a cameo in a musical next and 2025 being the year of Dungeons & Dragons. They also talk 'Babygirl,' the Holding Space Lady getting her bag, Lily Phillips in Airbnb hot water and more.

Lara and Carey are back for the final bonus episode of 2024, with a lot of chaos to cover. They discuss enduring another round of AMC terrorism during their screening of "Nosferatu," and host a quick SUP book club for the novels they're currently reading. They also talk the TWO major plane crashes that happened this week and Boeing's continued assault on humanity, new cruise ship horror, the two 'Bama Rush sisters dividing TikTok over their Christmas gift hauls, Bethenny Frankel's godlike omnipresence, the latest in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni legal saga, Lara's journey with "It Ends with Us"...

Lara and Carey gird their loins once more as Moses serves Eva Peron on the balcony in "Book of Deuteronomy." First, Larz and Carz discuss their self-described martyrdom in soldiering on with the SUBS experience, a Milanese nun arrested for her ties to the mafia, Lara considering a cameo during Rome's Vatican Jubilee of 2025 and Carey's wish for her to wear a Papal veil.

In "Deuteronomy," Moses's impending death motivates him to have his American Idol moment, with one final speech (and song!) to the Israelites before they enter the promised land. From recapping their Exodus from...

Lara and Carey celebrate the holidays by discussing the ideal gifts for dog-children, “Babygirl” being a spiritual sequel to “Eyes Wide Shut,” Lara considering canceling her Amazon Prime membership in solidarity, the imminent TikTok ban, the latest in DroneGate, Hannah Kobayashi’s casual return to the states, the bone-chilling Tegan & Sara catfish documentary being peak lesbian drama, and a whole new take on New Year’s resolutions. Plus, reader mail! Happy Holidays to SUPheads everywhere.

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Lara and Carey return to recap the Almighty's reign of terror with part II of Book of Numbers, they discuss the Bible to Vanderpump Rules pipeline, and where Doute fits into the Old Testament. They also talk modern miracles that shaped our own culture, including LASIK, Big Ang, Carrie Bradshaw and more. 

Back in "Numbers," God continues his drug-addled organization spree, demanding tallies of firstborn males, tithings to the Levites and Aaron and sons, and mandatory military service. Disillusioned from their desert-wandering, the Israelites continue to doubt their Number One Guy in the Group (Moses), and are p...

Carey and Lara brace for the holidays, discussing their Christmas plans and what merry horrors lie beyond 2024. They also talk Karen Huger’s DUI conviction and the already-iconic body cam footage of her arrest, the unknown whereabouts of Hawk Tuah Girl post $HAWK Gate,  Sandoval and Victoria startin’ on Instagram, and why VPR wasn’t meant to live past the 2010s. 

Back on RHOSLC, Day Two of Lisa’s VIDA Tequila trip from Hell starts off with water aerobics and a day trip on a yacht, with Meredith’s barely conscious melancholy and Britani’s latest cry for attentio...

Lara and Carey discuss updates in the New Jersey drone mystery, including a Heads Up from the Queen B herself... Bethenny Frankel. This is a crisis, indeed. They also talk Lara going to a place of Miu (Miu) to soothe her existential stress, the wild women of the Taylor Sheridan multiverse, a 20-year-old OnlyFans model raking in $43 million this year alone, a psychiatrist's take on Luigi Mangione, revisiting the Kansas City Three deaths, the new trailer for season three of "White Lotus," and more. Plus, new Reader Mail featuring videos of possible drones in North Jersey!

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Lara and Carey pick up where they left off with Moses and co. still wandering around the original Burning Man Playa. First, they discuss how Vanderpump Rules fits into the Old Testament—specifically Doute. They also talk a cringey new AI Jesus taking tourist meetings in Switzerland.

Then in Numbers, a restless God’s gay crisis flares up once again, this time resulting in a surprise census. Using an exhausted Moses and Golden Boy Aaron as official recorders, God divides the Israelites into various tribes, including the Levites, who are tasked with handling their Almighty’s demented furnis...

Lara and Carey reel from the (allegedly not-so-surprising) news that James Kennedy was arrested for domestic violence -- the same night of Kathy Hilton's DirectTV holiday part where Carey met 5/8 of the Salty Utah Queens. They discuss Lily Phillips, British OnlyFans celeb and Patron Saint of Derbyshire, who is reflecting on the trials and tribulations of getting "ran through" by 100 men. They also talk the openly gay Florida man who is happily married (and monogamous!) to his wife and what this means for f*g hags everywhere.

On RHOSLC, Mary confides in Hengie K about Robert Jr...

Lara and Carey are back in Utah once more as the cold snap continues over the promised land. But first, they discuss new updates in the Luigi Mangione saga, including his message to the media while getting perp-walked in Pennsylvania this morning. They also talk the bone-chilling 28 Years Later trailer, more show-me-to-me mystery drones in the skies above New Jersey, and rising rap phenom Cortisa Star.

On RHOSLC, Meredith and her family prepare for her Bat Mitzvah, where the ladies (minus Mary) assemble to celebrate our Lady of the Baths' initiation into Jewish Womanhood. Mary arrives late...

Lara and Carey head back behind the paywall to discuss the CEO assassin that has the nation's collective tongue wagging. They also cover the mystery drones terrorizing the New Jersey suburbs each night, Lara's Sunset Blvd journey in New York, the power of Nicole Scherzinger, Jay-Z in hot Diddy water, America's laissez-faire relationship with rap*sts, and Hawk Tuah’s seismic crypto blunder. Plus, holiday candle advice prompted by a brand new Reader Mail.

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Lara and Carey are back from the open road to finish out Q4 with a bang (and a whimper). They discuss Carey's harrowing Disney World adventure and Luigi Mangione, the alleged United Healthcare CEO assassin capturing the imagination (and bussies) of Americans everywhere. They also talk the possible TikTok ban in January and why the powers-that-be want it gone for good. 

Back on RHOSLC, the ladies reel from the Audrey Hepburn luncheon from Hell, with Meredith and Mary meeting at a rindom art gallery in Park City to try (and fail) to squash their beef. Then, Heather a...

Lara and Carey are back in the Old Testament to discuss a favorite of contemporary nut-bags everywhere: the Book of Leviticus. But first, they discuss “Conclave,” the male urge to wear a dress and claim divinity, nuns with an agenda, and more papal divas.

In “Leviticus,” all the world’s a burnt offering, and God gets painfully specific with Moses and his favorite muse Aaron on the best ways the Israelites can atone; slaughtering rams, pigeons, blood sprinklers and good old fashioned financial planning, to name a few. The litany of sins are plentiful, from women’s monthly visi...

Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune.

Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with Moses thwarting death after being discovered by Pharaoh's daughter, floating in an escape basket on the Nile River. Moses, quasi-adopted by the Egyptian royal family, is raised with virtually no knowledge of the suffering his...

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Lara and Carey pick up where they left off with Moses and co. still wandering around the original Burning Man Playa. First, they discuss how Vanderpump Rules fits into the Old Testament—specifically Doute. They also talk a cringey new AI Jesus taking tourist meetings in Switzerland.

Then in Numbers, a restless God’s gay crisis flares up once again, this time resulting in a surprise census. Using an exhausted Moses and Golden Boy Aaron as offi...

Lara and Carey go back to the start, with part 2 of Genesis. They discuss Jacob's golden child Joseph (of dreamcoat fame): sold into Egyptian slavery by his jealous brothers and mourned by his cabaret legend father. With the odds stacked against him, Jacob thwarts seduction by the Pharaoh's wife and quickly rises the ranks from imprisoned seer to Prince of Egypt, while setting us for Exodus. They dig into the glorious B Plot of the widowed Tamar, whose wily ways gag the men of her life to the nth degree.

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Lara and Carey head back to the beginning... of time! Introducing Sexy Unique Bible Study. Starting with Book of Genesis (PART I), God gets off his ass and works hard over the course of six days, which he will consequently use against us all for eternity. Things get messy from the get-go, of course... from Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the Garden of Eden, to Cain and Abel's Menendez Brothers turn, to Noah's apocalypse psychosis, to Abraham's covenant, Sarah, Hagar and the earliest instance of m...

Lara and Carey are back in the Old Testament to discuss a favorite of contemporary nut-bags everywhere: the Book of Leviticus. But first, they discuss “Conclave,” the male urge to wear a dress and claim divinity, nuns with an agenda, and more papal divas.

In “Leviticus,” all the world’s a burnt offering, and God gets painfully specific with Moses and his favorite muse Aaron on the best ways the Israelites can atone; slaughtering rams, pigeons, blood sprinklers and good old fashioned financial planning, to name a few. The litany of sins are plentiful, from women’s monthly visi...

In our final installment of Ocean Omelettes, Carey and Lara head back behind the Orange Curtain one last time in 2024. But first, they discuss the already iconic “Wicked” interview starring Cynthia, Ariana and a Queer Media Journalist holding space. They also talk Ellen DeGeneres fleeing to the UK with a new disguise and Kim K’s utterly apocalyptic sexy photo shoot with the new Tesla robot. 

In a three-episode RHOC reunion, the ladies assemble to discuss Tamra’s trifling ways, the multiple mysteries of Katie Ginella, Travis’s ginormous balls, Jenn sinking further into off shore shenanigans...

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Lara and Carey are back for RHOSLC but first they discuss Jake Paul and Mike Tyson’s big Netflix boxing match, why boxing exists at all, the new IRA show “Say Nothing” on FX, North Korea’s harrowing sonic weapon terrorizing South Korea, Katie Maloney making it Insta-official with her emo boyfriend, and Rachel Leviss quitting podcasting and dating a literal rocket scientist. Plus, Carey makes a big announcement.

Back in Utah, the ladies reel from their desert meltdown. Heather and Lisa meet at Kemo Sabe for...

Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall for a regular ol' bonus episode. They discuss the spectacular November vibes in California, the Autozone fire in Hollywood this weekend and LA's love affair with a casual plume of smoke. Lara reveals her shocking breakup with Splenda and Carey considers eventually quitting smoking (again). They also discuss Guru Jagat in depth, Argento movies, a Canadian family falling victim to an Eras Tour ticket scam, Extreme Couponing and stockpiling in suburbia, jelly bean shame, Dune Prophecy and more.

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Lara and Carey are back to recap the season finale of Real Housewives of Orange County, but first they discuss the transcendent new Netflix doc about Martha Stewart, the saga of Guru Jagat, consummate rat James Comey and the Axis of Haters trying to keep SheEOs down.

Behind the Orange Curtain, the ladies assemble for cursed Bravo activity ax throwing and Jenn reveals her surprise engagement to Ryan in the Bahamas. A smattering of children b-plots (zZzZzZ) reveals Sophia is the Lana del Rey of...

Lara and Carey reunite in the studio post-Lara’s Italian adventure and Carey’s LASIK extravaganza. They discuss the worthwhile body horror of corrective eye surgery, Lara’s surprisingly soft reentry into LA, her odyssey to find a women’s size 42 slouchy boot and her newfound fashion plug in Milan. They also discuss the second Congressional hearing on UAPs and the existential gaggery they continue to provide.

Back on RHOSLC, a Heather-less episode finds us in good spirits, but the ladies are far from serene in Palm Springs. Lisa and Bronwyn continue to spar poolside as Todd gives th...

Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune.

Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with Moses thwarting death after being discovered by Pharaoh's daughter, floating in an escape basket on the Nile River. Moses, quasi-adopted by the Egyptian royal family, is raised with virtually no knowledge of the suffering his true...

Star of stage, screen, and radio waves John Arthur Hill fills in for Carey as the studio's inaugural guest host! John and Lara discuss furry stowaways on Spirit Airlines, the dark underbelly of dentistry, and a TikToker getting "ran through" by 101 guys in one day.

Back on RHOC, Jenn continues to rage against Tamra in Londontown. Not surprisingly Tamra deflects, and eventually the ladies end up discussing the rumors about Gina going full The Staircase on Travis. Larz and John also break down the b-plot lines no one asked for: kids getting involved in mom drama and...

This week Lara records remotely while on Roman Holiday with special guest & travel companion, Michelle Collins. The two gals recap their ultimate Italian girls trip with tales of handbag returns, Martha Stewart sweaters, photo booths, sexy pharmacists, bird sh*t, salty bore meat and much much more. 

Then on RHOSLC, the ladies head to Palm Springs via PJ for Todd and Bronwyn’s Anniversary. The vibe is awkward as Bronwyn is fighting with Heather, Lisa is avoiding Bronwyn and no one seems happy to be there. One thing for sure is that Todd has had a f*cki...