In this on-location installment of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob returns to his hometown of Buckhannon, WV, and stumbles upon a beautiful surprise: a thriving yoga scene in a town where that once felt impossible. Broadcasting with incense in the air and deer in the yard, Rob breaks down his experience at Soulshine Yoga—from $10 drop-ins to unexpected shavasana bliss. Plus, reflections on 80s childhood, Chinese takeout marathons, driving with the dome light on, and why every small town deserves a little zen.

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Old friend and longtime listener Hoa Phan returns to Riffin’ with Raff for a sharp, funny, and slightly chaotic look at the NFL playoffs. Rob and Hoa break down three big matchups — Steelers vs Texans, Eagles vs 49ers, and Bills vs Jags — and make their Super Bowl predictions, complete with spicy underdog picks. It’s part analysis, part therapy, and 100% Raff’s Brain. Who’s right? Who’s delusional? And who’s buying dinner? Tune in.

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In this impromptu episode of Raff’s Brain, Rob Raffety takes listeners along on a road trip from Arlington to Buckhannon, WV, offering up a freewheeling mix of nostalgia, hilarity, and heartfelt reflection. From frozen windmills standing alone on mountaintops to musical memories and Frisco Burger cravings, it’s all part of the Drive & Jive experience.

Along the way, Rob opens up about family caregiving, the emotional toll of clearing out closets, and his latest creative obsession: AI-generated animation. With plenty of laughs, old-school references, and insights about the future of creativity, this is an episode that capt...

In this heartfelt and humor-filled finale to the Fitness at 50 series, Rob Raffety checks in with trainer and cousin Zach Lawson for a reflective close to their 4-month wellness journey. From family holiday stress to scale sabotage, hot yoga breakthroughs to blizzard-fueled road trips, it’s a fittingly chaotic wrap-up with real talk and big insights.

Zach discusses building his virtual coaching platform using AI tools like Stan and how this project with Rob became an unexpected proof of concept. Rob shares what’s next for his health, mindset, and creative pursuits—proving transformation in midlife isn’t about...

In this sweat-drenched New Year’s edition of Hot Yoga Problems, Raff reports live from the Outer Banks, where he gets absolutely torched by a brutal OBX hot yoga session. From overcrowded studio etiquette and accidental toe-touch violations to an honest take on flexibility, plateaus, and Pilates curiosity—nothing is off limits.

Things get philosophical (and possibly delusional) as Raff connects the dots between wild yoga poses, vanity license plates, German Pilates propaganda, and his groundbreaking theory that Shabba Ranks, Master P, and Busta Rhymes are one and the same person. Conspiracy or clarity? You deci...

In this special episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob introduces a bold new experiment: Chatbot 5000, the AI-powered co-host who doles out brutal honesty, zero validation, and relentless takedowns of Rob’s yoga life choices.

Expect sharp-tongued AI sass, reflections on the line between effort and progress, and a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor as the two unlikely co-hosts try to find their flow. From questionable playlists to botched poses, nothing is safe from Chatbot 5000’s snark-fueled feedback.

Is this the future of Hot Yoga Problems? Or just a rogue sidekick with too much code and too...

In the latest installment of Riffin’ with Raff: Fitness at 50, Rob Raffety is pushing through holiday distractions and weight plateaus — while Zach Lawson, personal trainer and cousin first removed extraordinaire, recovers from a company party gone sideways.

Together, they reflect on fitness wins, holiday hurdles, and the entrepreneurial spark that might turn Zach’s training side hustle into a scalable online business in 2026. Plus: what’s the deal with peptides, Fitbit accountability, and training the average American (spoiler: Rob is the average American).

Heartfelt, honest, and packed with practical insights — this one’s got it all.

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In this experimental (and occasionally existential) edition of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob attempts to shake things up by bringing ChatGPT—affectionately renamed Charlie—into the mix as his virtual co-host. The result? A revealing mix of frustration, hilarity, and introspection.

Rob recounts his latest yoga class where “fallen angel” proved more humiliating than heavenly. He questions whether AI can truly hang with the Hot Yoga crowd—and if there's any chance he’ll ever pull off a side crow before time runs out. It's a one-man (and one-machine) show full of tech trials, physical tribulations, and a little Steel...

In this introspective yet hilariously observational episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob Raffety grapples with a silent saboteur in his wellness routine: locker placement. From dissecting the flawed geometry of corner lockers to reminiscing about the glory days of Absolute Vodka ads, Rob connects time-saving strategies with deeper existential questions. How much time are you wasting doing the same inefficient thing over and over? This episode blends laughs, logic, and a little longing for the past.

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This is Raff’s Brain at its finest: spontaneous, unfiltered, and full of soul. When Arthur Zards — TEDx impresario, creative technologist, and storytelling evangelist—sent Rob an AI-generated birthday song, it struck an emotional chord and sparked a mind-melding conversation about the future of meaning in the age of AI.

They riff on the creative process behind AI music, the disruptive power of Suno and ChatGPT, and why originality—not perfection—is the new metric for success. Whether you’re a creative, a technologist, or just feeling stuck, this episode is your nudge to make something—anything—and share it wit...

A hot yoga class. A cold morning. A sleepy Rob Raffety. In this episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob wonders why Tuesday doesn’t have a better identity. Every other day of the week is culturally loaded—Monday blues, hump day, TGIF, and the Sunday reset. But Tuesday? It's hanging on to Taco Tuesday for dear life. Is that really the best we can do?

Rob riffs on the art of branding a weekday, questions fast food marketing strategy, and floats a futuristic pricing model that could turn the fast food world upside down. Not much...

In this candid and comically relatable episode of Fitness at 50, Rob Raffety reconnects with Zach Lawson for a raw check-in on the state of Rob’s health and habits. After losing his trusty Apple Watch, Rob finds himself off-track (literally and figuratively), sparking a conversation about how small tools can make a big difference—and how losing them can derail progress.

The episode dives into the art (and science) of tracking food and fitness, the tug-of-war between motivation and discipline, and the small decisions that add up to big wins or slow slides. Rob reflects on his “snack...

In this episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob Raffety explores the intersection of sweaty mats and sports heartbreak. After a snowy morning clears out the yoga studio, Rob finds himself in a nearly empty class—and in that rare stillness, he invents a new pose: the Half Pentacle.

Part physical discomfort, part spiritual epiphany, the pose becomes a symbol of what it means to show up and innovate, even when it hurts (especially when it hurts).

Then the tone shifts, as Rob throws on his Steelers toboggan and dives into full football fan mo...

The Big 5-0: An Exploration of Birthdays in Four Chapters
Written & Performed by Rob Raffety
Recorded by Travis Edwards

On this special episode of Raff’s Brain, you’re invited into the room for Rob’s LIVE 50th birthday show, The Big 5-0 — recorded at Settle Down Easy Brewing Co. in Falls Church, VA with a packed house, the epic funk band Telula, a misbehaving drone, and one very questionable consumer grade flamethrower (prop, probably).

Part comedy special, part TED Talk, part midlife therapy session, Rob breaks birthdays down into fou...

In this heartfelt and humorous episode of Riffin' with Raff, Rob reconnects with cousin and fitness coach Zachariah Lawson for a post-Thanksgiving debrief. They discuss what happens when discipline takes a backseat to family, food, and freezing weather—and how to bounce back with intention. Rob reflects on walking as a new lifestyle, why environment matters more than we think, and the hilarious psychology behind buying four bags of chips because "it's a deal." Meanwhile, Zach celebrates a career milestone and shares insights on simplifying nutrition and finding fitness rhythm. Together, they trade stories, brainstorm future content, and double do...

What happens when your yoga class only has three people, your instructor watches your every move, and your knees refuse to cooperate with Scandasana? In this episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob experiments with a brand-new structure for the show—complete with session ratings, favorite poses, and a wild card prompt brought to you by his new chatbot co-host. Things get introspective, absurd, and totally off-script (as usual). Oh, and did someone say Raff Attack? Yeah, it’s a pose now.

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Rob Raffety checks in with his cousin and trainer, Zachariah Lawson, to share wins, lessons, and future goals in this uplifting Fitness at 50 episode. Rob's down over 12 pounds and ready to cruise through the holidays with discipline—and a side of Ray-Ban-powered vlogging dreams. From carb cycling and cardio science to overcoming imposter syndrome and embracing the slow grind, this one’s packed with inspiration, science, and laughs.

Perfect for anyone pursuing health goals later in life, especially those navigating family, travel, and seasonal temptations.

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In this episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob leaves a brutally intense hot yoga class and immediately starts questioning everything—especially Partridge pose. From the driver’s seat, he riffs on how far he’s come in his practice, why he doesn’t get completely destroyed by class like he used to, and whether that progress means he’s leveled up… or just gotten used to a special kind of suffering.

Rob brings his unofficial cohost, ChatGPT, into the conversation to unpack a half-baked analogy between hot yoga and summiting Mount Everest. They talk Everest base camps...

In this episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob Raffety recounts an unforgettable morning: a fire alarm welcomes him to class, strobe lights flashing, and some folks evacuating — except the yogis, who flow through the madness before normalcy resumes. From comedic misfires (photosensitivity vs. photosynthesis) to sincere reflections on aging, neighborhood joy, and technology’s upside, this is 14 minutes of pure Raff’s Brain: funny, thoughtful, and wonderfully weird.

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In this week’s Fitness at 50 check-in, Rob and Zack reunite to reflect on recent life chaos, recommit to progress, and explore the mental game of staying on track. Rob shares updates on travel, weight loss, and resisting serious temptation (we’re looking at you, popcorn machine), while Zack offers grounded advice on consistency, calorie tracking, and keeping the routine alive. They also dive into content creation for fitness professionals, affiliate opportunities, and why now is the time to build your personal brand. If you’ve ever struggled to maintain momentum through holidays and hectic schedules, this one hits home.<...

What happens when your hot yoga class only has two students? Rob Raffety takes us inside the most intimate group session imaginable—a 6AM class on the Monday before a holiday, where sparse attendance and a substitute instructor create a strangely intense dynamic. With only one other student, Rob faces the pressure of hyper-visibility, replays memories of one-on-one training, and reflects on what class size really does to the yoga experience. It’s awkward, insightful, and just sweaty enough to qualify as a full Raff’s Brain breakdown.

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Rob Raffety and Zach Lawson are back for another week of Riffin’ with Raff, and Rob’s fresh off a chaotic, carb-curious trip to West Virginia. From resisting snacks on the road to philosophical breakthroughs on the yoga mat, this episode covers the good, the bad, and the deceptively sugary. Rob breaks down his B-grade nutrition and subpar fitness performance with brutal honesty, while Zach drops helpful, no-BS wisdom on routines, tracking, and how not to get duped by “healthy” marketing. Whether you’re crushing your goals or slowly crawling toward them, this conversation will keep you motivated—and probably mak...

Rob Raffety is back in the studio and back on the mat after a six-day break from hot yoga, and the reentry is rough. In this introspective and humor-laced episode of Hot Yoga Problems, he explores how the body betrays us after just a few days away from the practice. Expect rants on rural yoga, metaphors about rubber bands, parking woes on curved streets, and the philosophical weight of the phrase “man plans, and God laughs.”

If you’ve ever skipped a week and returned to class feeling like you’ve never done yoga before, this one’s for you...

Rob Raffety checks in with trainer Zachariah Lawson as their Fitness at 50 journey hits a few real-life speed bumps—namely, a broken Apple Watch, a road trip to West Virginia, and the lure of bar food and old habits.

This episode is packed with practical advice and mindset shifts for anyone trying to stay on track amid travel, family visits, and tempting social situations. Zach also shares how clients can motivate him, the magic of air fryer fries, and why comparison is the thief of gains.

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Rob Raffety hits 300 classes at Core Power and he's not just sweaty—he’s reflective. This milestone kicks off a classic Hot Yoga Problems stream where Rob waxes philosophical (and absurd) on performance, mutual respect between man and mat, and how GI Joe mirrors yoga showdowns.

He also floats the idea of tracking every class with AI, ranking each session, and even analyzing his diet-to-yoga performance correlation. Oh, and squirrels. There are squirrels.

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In this Hot Yoga Problems episode of Raff’s Brain, Rob walks into his local hot yoga studio expecting the usual stretch-and-sweat routine. Instead, he's greeted by an absurd ask: three blocks and a strap. What follows is 10 minutes of creative prop usage, unexpected balance challenges, and a deep dive into aging eyes, daylight savings confusion, and what happens when life changes gradually—until it doesn’t.

Equal parts yoga recap, philosophical reflection, and observational humor, this one’s for anyone who’s ever questioned their grip on reality during a downward dog.

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Rob Raffety and Zach Lawson are back in this week’s Riffin’ with Raff, tracking the progress, plateaus, and powerful insights of fitness at 50. Rob’s down 12 pounds and feeling creatively energized, but he’s also staring down Halloween candy like it’s a personal enemy. Together, they dive into the psychological games of fitness, the slow evolution of healthy habits, and how fast food is a lot more like a drug than anyone wants to admit.

From birthday parties to walking routines, and AI-generated coaching guides to resisting midnight KFC runs, this episode is real, hilarious, and full o...

In this episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob Raffety takes a gloriously winding walk through the challenges and absurdities of the Bird Dog Pose — a move that starts simple and ends with a strap-assisted backbend worthy of Cirque du Soleil. You’ll get unexpected thoughts on yoga class music (spoiler: Neil Young’s Harvest Moon does not need a techno remix), reflections on post-yoga locker room traffic jams, and a nostalgic nod to Halloween candy of the 80s. All delivered with Rob’s signature wit, humility, and barely-contained exasperation.

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Is “no worries” secretly the most passive-aggressive phrase in the English language? Rob Raffety returns to Hot Yoga Problems with a high-heat monologue full of sweat-soaked wisdom, 50th birthday reflections, and rage-turned-rap on the roads of DC.

In this episode, Rob rants about studio etiquette, explores the chaos of turning 50, breaks down his podcast break, and shares how freestyle raps are his latest antidote to terrible drivers. Equal parts cathartic and comedic — it’s classic Raff’s Brain.

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