The JTrain Podcast
By: Jared Freid
Language: en
Categories: Comedy, Interviews, Health, Fitness, Sexuality
The JTrain Podcast is hosted by comic Jared Freid and great comedian guests as they read listener emails and answer questions about everything from hooking up and dating apps to relationships and post-grad problems. Every Monday!
Episodes
Ashley Tisdale Leaves The Mommy Groupchat, St Barths, and Schumer Bikini Post - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Jan 08, 2026Pop Culture Thursday has Jared breaking down Ashley Tisdale opening up about toxic mom groups and why it hits home for millennial women. He also gets into Amy Schumer’s Instagram post during her divorce and what it says about body image and fame. Plus, Cher weighs in on Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, and why trips to St. Barts make celebrity drama even louder!
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Duration: 00:32:42Girl Dinner vs Steakhouse Dad with Jon Garbus - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY
Jan 07, 2026Jared kicks off Chit Chat Wednesday in Delray with John Gabrus, and they immediately “break up” as friends because Jared moved to Florida without telling him. They bond over midlife “why didn’t I just live near a beach?” energy, then detour into comedy-world gripes, including how movies love stunt casting when there are a thousand actual funny comics available. Gabrus shares his peak midlife-crisis triumph: a solo Mexico trip for surfing and intensive Spanish classes to get off his phone and feel alive again. They then end by playing a Hillstone menu game that reveals Jared is Team Girl Lunch...
Duration: 00:42:13Delta Hiding Upgrade Certificates, Clipping Nails On A Flight, and Parents Coddling Their Kids - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
Jan 06, 2026Jared opens Ticked Off Tuesday from Delray and immediately roasts himself for showing up to “the hottest restaurant in Delray” on Christmas Eve…only to realize his reservation was for January 1, 2026. He then spirals into beach-walk social awkwardness and floppy-hat groups refusing to go single file. The big vent is Delta, where he claims the airline hides his hard-earned upgrades in the app like a toxic partner gaslighting him about their “benefits.” Listener complaints bring the chaos: a hungover flyer forced to watch a seatmate bite and display nail clippings like tiny trophies, a university worker exhausted by parents doing adul...
Duration: 00:44:38How do I Make My Situationship a Relationship? - MONDAY MAILBAG
Jan 05, 2026Jared kicks off the real first Monday of 2026 with Mailbag Monday energy, reminding listeners that resolutions start now and inviting everyone to put their brain on the shelf. The first email comes from a self-proclaimed “classy” guy spiraling over a friend’s engagement ring he finds tacky, and Jared’s advice is simple: if no one asked for feedback, keep it to yourself. Next, a listener admits she’s stuck in a two-year-long-distance situation with a man who has never wanted commitment, while dating a “nice and consistent” guy she feels less excited about, and Jared delivers tough love that she’s cha...
Duration: 00:30:53Jeff Bezos Has A Statue Of His Wife, Brooks Nader Wears A Belt A Top, and Elizabeth Hurley Gives Modeling Tips - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Jan 01, 2026Jared kicks off the New Year by breaking down celebrity headlines of the week! From Jeff Bezos allegedly commissioning a statue of Lauren Sanchez to Brooks Nader turning a belt into a top, Jared unpacks the absurdity of wealth, beauty standards, and attention economics. He also calls out Elizabeth Hurley’s unrealistic bikini “tips,” dives into Cardi B’s clapbacks, and dissects how Page Six fills slow news weeks. A smart, funny look at celebrity PR strategies, critical thinking, and why pop culture is still so entertaining!
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Duration: 00:35:59My Mom Does the Hell Outta Xmas ft Caitlin Peluffo
Dec 31, 2025Jared kicks off Chit Chat Wednesday with comedian Caitlin Peluffo, joking about her life as a road warrior and the reality of touring, from romanticizing small towns to surviving bleak winter clubs on comedy club coffee. Caitlin gives a Hallmark-level rundown of her parents’ over-the-top 55+ community Christmas setup, complete with gingerbread villages, reindeer plaques, and stockings with old-school oranges. She also shares why being single is her current glow-up: no emotional management, no long-distance stress, just peace, vibes, and group chats. They wrap with a goofy round of “Flabby or Fab,” shout out to Caitlin’s upcoming shows, and agree th...
Duration: 00:38:33Podcasts Taking New Years Week Off, Being A Millennial, and Tipping Judgement - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
Dec 30, 2025Ticked Off Tuesday kicks off with Jared roasting the podcasts that “took the week off,” declaring Best Of episodes basically a slap in the face when everyone needs comfort-content most. Then he vents about the Paul brothers making an absurd $92 million boxing a pro. His main chaos story is an Orlando show where late arrivals spent eight full minutes loudly ordering drinks mid-set. Listener rants pile on: speakerphone calls on a 7am NYC train, a beloved best friend whose “maximalism” has become full trash ecosystem, and a budget massage place that tried to demand a $20 tip like it was an entry...
Duration: 00:34:28Do I Shoot My Shot With My Optometrist?!? - MONDAY MAILBAG
Dec 29, 2025Mailbag Monday lands in the weird, snack-filled limbo between Christmas and New Year’s, and Jared proudly reminds you that while other podcasts are “resting,” Uncle J Train is still clocking in. He tackles a Hallmark-level dilemma about crushing on a cute, ring-free optometrist and how to shoot your shot without turning it into a LinkedIn crime scene. Then he breaks down the “fifth date shut down” question and why silence afterward can actually be a helpful answer for both people. The episode takes a surprisingly sweet turn with a one-year-later follow-up from a listener who finally said “I love you” af...
Duration: 00:33:28Beckham, Brady, Gisele, JLO and Alix Earle!! - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Dec 25, 2025On this special episode of the JTrain Podcast, Jared Freid breaks down the week in pop culture, from Brooklyn Beckham’s family drama to Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck’s headline-making relationship, plus updates on Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen. The conversation also hits celebrity love lives and media scrutiny surrounding Ariana Grande, Amy Schumer, Lily Allen, and influencer culture through Alix Earle. With sharp humor and honest takes, Jared explores how fame, social media, and public opinion complicate relationships, whether you’re a global superstar or just living online!
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Duration: 00:32:06Are You Rich?! ft. Lukas Zelnick - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY
Dec 24, 2025On this Chit Chat Wednesday, Jared sits down with comedian Lukas Zelnick for a hilariously chaotic hang where they start as “not-not friends” and immediately bond over tech hiccups and NYC apartment humblebrags. From Soho loft lore and moving-in-with-a-girlfriend growing pains to the weird psychology of being “the rich kid who owns it,” Lukas breaks down how his background became part of his comedy voice. They get into crowd work vs. polished standup, why timing and the internet changed how comics build an audience, and the pressure of putting out a special before you’re ready. Then Jared caps it all off...
Duration: 00:33:51Christmas Lists, Blow Up Santas, and NYE Parties - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
Dec 23, 2025Ticked Off Tuesday has Jared in full rant mode, opening with gratitude for listeners and a reminder that while other podcasts take the week off, he’s still showing up. He unloads on life’s daily betrayals, from shower doors that spray you with freezing water to laundry bottles that refuse to clearly say “detergent.” Holiday gripes follow, including blow up lawn decorations that now feel like jump scares and Christmas playlists that desperately need a separation of church hymns and pop bangers. Listener complaints pile on with gift list anxiety, impossible parking situations, parents who can’t hear through Ai...
Duration: 00:32:20My Boyfriend Won't Spend Christmas With Me! Help! - MONDAY MAILBAG
Dec 22, 2025Mailbag Monday has Jared holding the line through the holidays and diving into three juicy listener dilemmas. He cheers a fifth date move that involves designing a full on comedy show invite, reminding daters there’s no “too much” when you’re simply acting on your feelings. Then he tackles a tougher one: a two and a half year relationship stalled by a Christmas shutdown, explaining why holidays are sneaky relationship litmus tests and why this deserves a real sit down conversation. Finally, he breaks down a rom com adjacent crush on a taken guy, separating intuition from delusion and expl...
Duration: 00:31:32Rihanna Stands At A Concert, Timothée Chalamet Matches His Mom, & Harry & Meghan Make A Movie - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Dec 18, 2025It's He reflects on the heartbreaking story involving Rob Reiner and the uncomfortable pressure placed on celebrities to publicly respond to loss. The episode then lightens up with pop culture moments featuring Rihanna, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, plus a red carpet debate about Timothée Chalamet matching outfits with his mom. Do you think they should have matched? 😅
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Duration: 00:34:57Six - Seven or Sixty-Nine? ft Greg Stone - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY
Dec 17, 2025Jared is joined by comedian and longtime friend Greg Stone for a classic Chit Chat Wednesday full of derailments, dad life, and perfectly unhinged takes. They spiral from a broken sponsor e-bike into NDAs, Hollywood rumors, and why Greg absolutely cannot be trusted with secrets. The conversation jumps to toys, parenting, Christmas gifts, and Greg’s very intense opinions on action figures, trains, and ruining his own kids’ expectations. Then they play a rapid-fire 2025 Rorschach test, breaking down viral moments like the Coldplay kiss cam, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, Katy Perry in space, and the mysterious 6-7 trend. It’s...
Duration: 00:47:01Reddit Comments, December Birthdays, and Bringing the main dish to Christmas!! - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
Dec 16, 2025Jared is fired up in NYC for Ticked Off Tuesday, venting about TikTok warriors telling him to “stay out of politics” after an RFK Jr pull-up rant, uninvited life-coach replies to a simple “I’ll be 60 when my kids graduate” thread, health scolds comparing a Pura Vida tuna sandwich to two Big Macs, and strangers who jinx an empty middle seat before the plane door even closes. Then he dives into listener complaints: a December birthday dictator who holds friendships hostage over a group dinner, baby gifts that are somehow dry-clean only, Reddit poisoning how people hear their favorite podcasts...
Duration: 00:42:27I Gave a Guy My Number a Week Ago! When Do I Move On? Help! - MONDAY MAILBAG
Dec 15, 2025Jared is back in NYC for Mailbag Monday, juggling post-road exhaustion and three brand-new listener dilemmas. He breaks down a military marriage caught in flirty-text limbo, tells one listener why stressing over a guy who hasn’t texted in a week is a confidence issue (not a waiting game), and helps a longtime friend group protect their sacred monthly girls’ dinner from an over-eager spouse. Plus the usual riffs, apologies he doesn’t need to make, and a little YouTube and Patreon love!
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Duration: 00:31:17Alix Earle Breakup, Ozzie's Last Words, and Kyle Cooke Sleeps On A Fan's Couch - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Dec 11, 2025Jared breaks down the wildest pop culture and celebrity news of the week, from Sydney Sweeney shutting down plastic surgery rumors to Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson’s sweet ex-romance moment. He dives into Ozzy Osbourne’s touching last words, the latest celebrity breakups, and the hilarious absurdity of parents requesting private jets for kids’ soccer games. Jared also shares dating advice inspired by his new book Walking Red Flag and why vulnerability still matters in Hollywood. It’s a classic JTrain mix of sharp takes, big laughs, and honest storytelling.
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Duration: 00:37:18Laughing Through the Red Flags ft Ian Lara - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY
Dec 10, 2025Jared hangs in Delray Beach with comedian and “Dominican daddy” Ian Lara as they dive into life, dating, and the art of staying glued to your phone. They talk about the chaos of moving apartments, the weird pressure of being “funny” while dating, and why comedians crave instant feedback like oxygen. Ian breaks down the wildest story from his new YouTube special Material Boy, including a date that turned into a cat-removal emergency. Tune in for big laughs, sharp takes, and a very real look at the comedian's brain!
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Duration: 00:33:10Comping The Bill, Movies with Parents, and Not Upholding A Reservation - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
Dec 09, 2025In this episode of the JTrain Podcast, Jared breaks down four peak-holiday dilemmas you, the listeners, submitted! From being called an “abusive stalker” after a restaurant gave away your reserved private room, to accidentally tie-dyeing your boyfriend’s sweater with a leaking coffee lid mid-highway. He weighs in on dads who pause the movie just to listen to you pee, moms who turn dinner into a surprise dessert marathon, and why holiday family chaos always hits hardest when you just want one peaceful night. It’s a festive, relatable, ‘you can’t make this up’ episode you don’t want to miss! Duration: 00:40:17
My Boyfriend Won't Let Me Come To His Grandma's Shiva! Help! - MAILBAG MONDAY
Dec 08, 2025It’s a Mailbag Monday packed with petty problems and real relationship math. Jared breaks down how to handle a boyfriend who panic-washes dishes the second the fork hits the plate, whether getting uninvited from ✌️ Shivas is actually a dealbreaker, and what to do about a friend who either Venmos down to the penny or “forgets” to pay you back at all!
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Duration: 00:37:34Miley Cyrus Is Engaged, Simon Cowell Shades Ryan Seacrest, And Amy Schumer's Marriage - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Dec 04, 2025Pop Culture Thursday is bursting with celebrity chaos this week. Jared breaks down Miley Cyrus’s engagement news, Sydney Sweeney’s male-gaze fashion era, and Amy Schumer’s latest relationship drama. He gets into Scarlett Johansson’s painfully awkward first date, wonders what Matt Lauer’s “media comeback” even means, and laughs at Simon Cowell throwing shade at Ryan Seacrest. If you love pop culture, celebrity news, relationships, and fashion all stirred into one steamy gossip soup, this episode has you covered!
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Duration: 00:40:17The Problem with People Pleasing ft Dr. Paula Freedman-Diamond - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY
Dec 03, 2025Dr. Paula Freedman-Diamond joins Jared to talk about why so many of us get stuck living for other people instead of ourselves. Jared shares his own people-pleaser habits, and Dr. Paula explains how that pressure to keep everyone happy ends up hurting our confidence and relationships. They break down how to build emotional resilience, sit with discomfort, and stop chasing outside validation. If you’re tired of performing for the world, this episode shows you how to live more honestly and on your own terms.
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Duration: 00:52:14Thanksgiving Food, Cheap Cat Toys, and Condo Management - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
Dec 02, 2025It’s Ticked Off Tuesday, and Jared is hearing 4 new complaints! First, we hear about his condo management miscommunications. Then we go into listener emails. A listener sold an air purifier to a friend’s mom and now is somehow stuck mailing a random remote to a stranger? Then, someone is frustrated with UberEats tipping because it keeps messing up their orders. Next, a cat owner is annoyed that friends keep giving cheap toys that break and leave glitter everywhere. And finally, a listener who loves hosting is tired of Thanksgiving food being boring and wants it to taste bett...
Duration: 00:45:38I'm Making A Dating App Profile! What's Your Number One Piece Of Advice? - MAILBAG MONDAY
Dec 01, 2025It’s Mailbag Monday and Jared is helping listeners with some advice! First, a guy from the past came back, took her on the best date she has had in a long time, and then pulled the “friend” line. She wants to know if her read on the situation makes sense. Next, a listener is back on the apps and needs help figuring out which prompts actually make someone swipe right. And finally, someone keeps getting involved with men who only want something casual, including one who found her number through a credit card mix-up, and she wants to know h...
Duration: 00:34:54Who Will Be Performing At The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?!? - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Nov 27, 2025Jared kicks off a Thanksgiving Pop Culture Thursday with a parade lineup he doesn’t recognize and a float that somehow manages to disappoint him more than Conan Gray confusion. He digs into the wild “gay sheep wool” fashion collection and why it reads like something a furious dad would yell at his theater-kid son. Plus, he breaks down J.Lo’s $2 million wedding gig and wonders what it would cost to drag himself to a billionaire party. And finally, Jared reacts to some celeb-adjacent rumors that make him feel approximately 142 years old!
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Duration: 00:42:00Who Will Be Performing At The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?! - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Nov 27, 2025Jared kicks off a Thanksgiving Pop Culture Thursday with a parade lineup he doesn’t recognize and a float that somehow manages to disappoint him more than Conan Gray confusion. He digs into the wild “gay sheep wool” fashion collection and why it reads like something a furious dad would yell at his theater-kid son. Plus, he breaks down J.Lo’s $2 million wedding gig and wonders what it would cost to drag himself to a billionaire party. And finally, Jared reacts to some celeb-adjacent rumors that make him feel approximately 142 years old!
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Duration: 00:35:48Straight Hoopin’ in Delray: Anthony DeVito Returns! - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY
Nov 26, 2025Jared kicks off the show from Delray Beach, catching up with comedian and JTrain Cinematic Universe favorite Anthony DeVito. They get into everything from chaotic vacation Wi-Fi to the painful awkwardness of PR people hovering over podcast tapings. Anthony talks comedy bios, Canadian comic confidence, and why saying you’re a comedian in Florida gets you a triple-take. Plus, Jared gives a full hard-sell on Anthony’s new YouTube special "Straight Hoopin'," insisting it will carry you, feet in the sand and all, straight into a great time!
Duration: 00:44:29Key Cards, Comedy Show Makeouts, and Rideshare Pickups At Concerts - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
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This week’s people are absolutely out of control! Jared breaks down the chaos of a perfectly planned post-concert Uber pickup ruined by drivers who bail the second traffic appears, a bartender who hands someone else your credit card (and somehow you’re the one dealing with the fallout), and a couple at the Chicago live show who turned their seats into a 45-minute makeout booth. Plus, a listener rants about the hotel with two Wi-Fis and zero logic. It’s petty complaints, real grieva...
Duration: 00:31:02I'm Going To My Boyfriend's For Thanksgiving and His Mom Is Insulted I Asked To Cook! Help! - MAILBAG MONDAY
Nov 24, 2025This week on Mailbag Monday, Jared tackles three dilemmas! A Thanksgiving cook-off turns political when a boyfriend’s mom panics over a “famous” cornbread stuffing. An airport drop-off after a friend’s trip becomes a moral crisis when lounge access divides the group. And after five great dates, a budding romance gets complicated by holiday stress, unemployment, and the question of when to say “I’m only talking to you.”
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A Billionaire Gives Dating Advice, Zac Efron On Dancing With The Stars, and Backstreet Boys Are Back! - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Nov 20, 2025Jared is broadcasting from the porch of his new Delray Beach apartment for Pop Culture Thursday, thanks to a WiFi disaster he’ll fully unravel on Coffee with JTrain. He kicks things off with a Business Insider piece about billionaire Bill Ackman giving the world’s most awkward dating advice, and dives into why “May I meet you?” sounds more like something an alien would say in a human disguise. Jared then riffs on Zac Efron strategically showing up for his brother on Dancing with the Stars, Kim Kardashian’s finger-piercing controversy, and Zach Bryan’s dramatic “earth-shattering” mental health headline...
Duration: 00:38:42The Art of Talking Sh*t with Jay Jurden - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY
Nov 19, 2025Jared sits down with comedian, friend, and world-class sh*t talker Jay Jurden, fresh off his new Hulu special “Yes Ma’am.” They get into what a special should really be in 2024, why joke-dense hours matter, and how comics are secretly puzzle nerds fitting together bits from tweets, clips, and crowd moments. Jay explains his philosophy on crowd work, why some comics are basically filming infomercials instead of shows, and what it means to actually respect the people who work all day, then pay to watch you work. Then things get delightfully unhinged as they break down queer sexting etique...
Duration: 00:38:25Adult Bullies, Hotel Outlets, and Pumpkin Spiced Lattes - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
Nov 18, 2025Jared is coming to you from Durham, NC for another gloriously petty Ticked Off Tuesday, and he’s got thoughts about “former bank” hotels, mysterious staff-only Wi-Fi, rogue outlets, and the front desk guy who hit him with the dreaded “you look familiar.” Between burps, coffees, and Bonvoy vs. Hilton debates, he breaks down life on the road and why all he wants is a cute, functional room where he doesn’t have to move furniture just to charge his laptop. Then it’s on to listener complaints: a cursed U-Haul mirror box order that vanishes into the ether, a nightmare fl...
Duration: 00:40:07Should I Text A Guy I Matched With Two Years Ago? - MONDAY MAILBAG
Nov 17, 2025On this Mailbag Monday, Jared dives into three big listener dilemmas about dating, friendship, and finding a fresh start. He unpacks what to do when a vacation match still lingers in your mind and you’re tempted to reach out again. Then, he talks about the pressure of supporting friends through massive life changes when your emotional tank feels empty. And finally, he offers thoughtful advice to a listener who wonders whether moving to Florida after ending an engagement might be the reset she truly needs?
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Duration: 00:30:50Golden Bachelor Finale! - The Rose Rehash
Nov 13, 2025It's Mel's FINAL rose! Jared breaks down The Golden Bachelor finale and the debate around age in dating. He dives into how public comments about dating preferences can shape how people see you. Who goes home with the final rose?!
Duration: 00:16:28Taylor Swift Reveals Her Bridesmaids, Kim Kardashian Fails The Bar, and Tom Brady Has A Clone Dog - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
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This week on the JTrain Podcast, Jared talks about Kim Kardashian trying to pass the California bar exam and what it says about celebrity culture. He wonders if fame gives people an unfair advantage in serious professions like law. From Tom Brady’s dog cloning rumors to Kim studying between Skims shoots, Jared looks at how much effort success really takes. It’s a funny and honest chat about work, privilege, and public perception.
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Duration: 00:36:36Being Particular Is Hot with Alison Leiby - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY
Nov 12, 2025This week on the JTrain Podcast, Jared is joined by comedian and OKP Alison Leiby for a true Chit Chat Wednesday. They break down the emotional spiral of daylight savings, why we’ve all become human sundials, and the eternal battle between “bowl culture” and nachos done right. Plus, the two pitch their newest business idea: personality consulting for office life. Cozy vibes, big opinions, and one extremely detailed nacho recipe.
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Duration: 00:42:19Hotel Noise, Wedding Photographers, and Bad Pillows - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
Nov 11, 2025In this Ticked Off Tuesday episode, Jared dives into a lineup of listener rants that perfectly capture modern-day frustration. From a “luxury” Nashville hotel with zero water pressure to airlines charging extra for less travel, no gripe goes unchecked. He also tackles the mystery of microscopic Instagram fonts, the smug full-size candy bar crowd, and a wedding photographer who showed up unprepared and empty-handed. It’s a cathartic mix of comedy, chaos, and classic JTrain outrage!
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Duration: 00:50:56Applying To A Reality Show, Getting Out Of A Bad Date, And A Smelly Wife! Help!! - MONDAY MAILBAG
Nov 10, 2025In this Mailbag Monday episode, Jared tackles a lineup of hilariously relatable dilemmas. He helps one listener find a polite way to say no to a second drink without sounding rude, breaks down the delicate art of telling a friend their spouse smells, and gives casting advice to a die-hard Survivor hopeful who’s gone all out to get noticed. From dating strategy to social etiquette to reality TV dreams, Jared dishes out his signature mix of humor and honesty. It’s an episode full of cringe, charm, and classic JTrain wisdom!
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Duration: 00:39:27Mel's Fantasy Suites - The Rose Rehash
Nov 06, 2025Jared Freid recaps the first half of the Golden Bachelor fantasy suites, where Mel’s emotional brick wall becomes the centerpiece of the episode. Cindy pushes for real answers while Peggy laughs through the awkward moments, leaving the audience divided on what Mel is actually feeling. Jared breaks down why so many viewers are frustrated watching a man struggle to communicate even the simplest emotion. It is an honest look at love, expectations, and how hard it can be when someone refuses to say what they mean!
Duration: 00:18:19Heidi Klum's Halloween Costume, Jennifer Anniston's New Boyfriend, and Blake Lively - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Nov 06, 2025This week's Pop Culture Thursday breaks down Heidi Klum's latest Halloween costume and why her parties still rule Hollywood! We discuss Jennifer Aniston's rumored new boyfriend and how the media is covering it. Then we dive into Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, Justin Baldoni, and how public perception shapes a celebrity’s reputation. It's a fun one, let us know your favorite headline this week!
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Duration: 00:38:01Life and Love After Reality TV with Lauren O’Brien - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY
Nov 05, 2025Jared is joined by Lauren O’Brien from Love is Blind to talk about life and love after reality TV. They dive into how social media shapes public perception, the friendships formed on set, and what dating looks like once the cameras are off. Lauren opens up about the psychology behind being watched, staying grounded in Minneapolis, and how fame changes the way people approach relationships. It’s a real, funny, and thoughtful look at dating in a world where everyone’s watching!
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Duration: 00:47:11Amex Offers, Distracted Walkers, And Jealous Moms - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
Nov 04, 2025Ticked Off Tuesday from Delray Beach: Jared opens the vent line and tag-teams listener gripes with his own, from meddling “helpful” meals to tipping tech that’s stuck in the Stone Age. One listener’s story about a mom who got jealous of a client’s kind gesture spirals into Jared’s takedown of unwanted casseroles, reheated fish, and “help” that’s really control in disguise. He riffs on turkey bacon treachery, sidewalk slo-mos, light-switch mazes, Amex “offers,” and the weird pressure to prove friendship with likes. Plus, tour updates and plenty of laugh-out-loud commiseration without turning your brain into homework.
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Duration: 00:41:28Lost Wedding Gift, Dating A Jealous Guy, and I'm Moving! Help! - MONDAY MAILBAG
Nov 03, 2025It's a Mailbag Monday from Delray Beach! Jared digs into three listener dilemmas. First, a 30-year-old ended it with a guy showing jealous tells, moody about male friends and asking for her body count. Jared backs the breakup and reframes past partners as mature context, not a scorecard, urging thoughtful, respectful conversation about history rather than hot-take labels. Next, a maid of honor’s cash-stuffed wedding card vanished; he says stop treating brides like royalty. Finally, a 28-year-old moving to the Twin Cities wants friends and maybe romance. Along the way, he shares DC theater gratitude, backstage YouTube plans, and...
Duration: 00:35:10Women Tell All Reunion - The Rose Rehash
Oct 30, 2025Jared’s back with a full Rose Rehash of The Golden Bachelor: Women Tell All, and this time, he was there in person. From his behind-the-scenes experience at the taping to his on-air jokes that made (and maybe shocked) the crowd, Jared gives the inside scoop on what really went down in the Dome of the Undateables. He breaks down the biggest moments between Debbie, Cheryl, and Nicole, and what this episode revealed about Mel and the season’s emotional gaps. Plus, find out which contestant Jared thinks quietly made her case to be the next Golden Bachelorette!
Kelsey Grammer 8th Child, Meghan Markle Date Night, and Justin Trudeau's Compliments - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Oct 30, 2025Justin Trudeau’s admiration for Katy Perry sparks a conversation about how celebrities handle public compliments and authenticity in their relationships. Jared dives into the fine line between genuine praise and looking like a “simp,” with nods to couples like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, or Meghan and Harry, who constantly face media scrutiny. From political figures to pop stars, this episode unpacks how fame magnifies every word and gesture in love. It’s a funny, thoughtful take on public perception, sincerity, and the art of saying something nice without losing your edge.
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Duration: 00:40:18Would You Date Across the Aisle? ft Daniel Koh - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY
Oct 29, 2025Chit Chat Wednesday brings on Daniel Koh, a friend and policy pro running for Congress in MA-6, to cut through DC fog with plain talk about how the House works, why algorithms reward outrage, and how good government looks from the White House down to a town liquor license. He argues results beat rhetoric, explaining how barriers kick people off Medicaid, why neighbors and clergy helped Boston cut homicides, and how DC’s status games and two-minute TV hits make politicians worse at actual service. Jared pushes on slogans, civility, and the comedy-politics attention trap, while Daniel defends debating wi...
Duration: 00:56:29Halloween Decorations, Airport Buses, and HOA Complainers - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
Oct 28, 2025Ticked Off Tuesday finds Jared raspy-voiced in Richmond after a blur of flights, posting up in a mall and relishing his wander-and-cookie ritual, then venting about middle seat life as a Delta Diamond and wishing for a literal sheriff badge to flash at clueless travelers. He rails against a candy shop that smelled like someone reheated lasagna instead of magic and whimsy, and a hotel check-in where two desk clerks gave him robot silence after his attempt at small talk when he’d finally removed his headphones to be human. Listener complaints include a coworker policing water bottles and mi...
Duration: 00:37:36Should I Go To My Freind's Destination Wedding?!? - MONDAY MAILBAG
Oct 27, 2025In this Mailbag Monday, Jared is in Richmond, living his best suburban comic life! A listener with a crush in her tight-knit Spanish class worries about ruining the group vibe, and Jared tells her to skip the overthinking and text with confidence. Another listener hears from the guy who once wouldn’t commit, now cheating on his girlfriend with her, and Jared explains that it’s about comfort, not connection. Finally, a couple debating a $5K destination wedding in Mexico with a toddler gets Jared’s advice to either decline gracefully or treat it like a sitcom-style vacation and just e...
Duration: 00:35:40The Rose Rehash – Hometowns Recap
Oct 23, 2025In this episode of The Rose Rehash, Jared Freid breaks down the Golden Bachelor hometowns with his signature mix of insight and sarcasm. From Peg’s polished charm to Debbie’s emotional backstory and Cindy’s push for vulnerability, Jared dives into how each family dynamic exposes Mel’s emotional walls. He points out the unintentional comedy and tension that come with hometown visits, especially when the families seem more ready for love than Mel himself. As always, Jared wraps it up with hilarious reflections on relationships, connection, and the art of giving nothing on national TV!
Duration: 00:12:42Joe Jonas Dates, Brittany Spears Defends, Keith Urban Shades, and Mick Jagger Messes Up - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Oct 23, 2025In this Pop Culture Thursday episode, Jared breaks down the week’s biggest celebrity headlines with his signature comedic flair. From Joe Jonas’s post-divorce dating life to Keith Urban’s marriage updates and new music, Jared brings sharp insight and humor to every story. He dives into Britney Spears’s ongoing family drama, Mick Jagger’s age-gap relationship, and Brandy’s sudden concert exit before wrapping with Sabrina Carpenter’s bold SNL monologue. It’s a laugh-out-loud mix of pop culture, relationships, and entertainment that only Jared can deliver.
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Duration: 00:35:41Men Can’t Handle Jokes Michelle Wolf - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY
Oct 22, 2025Jared is joined by comedian Michelle Wolf for a hilarious and insightful talk about comedy, motherhood, and the chaos of social media. They unpack how algorithms shape what comics share online, the unfair scrutiny moms face, and the weird realities of performing for corporate crowds. Michelle also opens up about her Netflix special The Well, sharing how authenticity and storytelling drive her stand-up. From hotel gig horror stories to a game of “What’s the Bit?!,” this episode dives deep into the humor and honesty behind life on and off stage!
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Duration: 00:45:41Sit at The Bar September Lady, Going Into The Office, And Leftover Thieves - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
Oct 21, 2025It’s another round of Ticked Off Tuesday, where Jared gives voice to listeners’ funniest and most relatable complaints! From a broken-AC Uber ride and robotic job interviews to greedy holiday guests and fake “in-office productivity,” nothing is off limits. Jared unpacks each gripe with his signature mix of logic and laughter, proving that every annoyance has a point. Tune in for cathartic rants, sharp takes, and the ultimate validation that yes, you’re right to be ticked off!! A
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Duration: 00:49:57He Never Texts Between Dates! Help! - MONDAY MAILBAG
Oct 20, 2025This Mailbag Monday, Jared tackles listener questions about friendship expectations, dating after divorce, and communication gaps in new relationships. He breaks down how to handle a partner who pulls away, a great guy who goes silent between dates, and a friend who skipped your wedding gift. Jared explores what these situations reveal about emotional availability, boundaries, and self-respect. Tune in for practical, funny, and heartfelt advice on navigating the messy realities of modern relationships!
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... Duration: 00:42:58The Rose Rehash – The Exit That Shocked Everyone
Oct 16, 2025In this week’s Rose Rehash, Jared breaks down episode four of The Golden Bachelor, and calls it a perfect one! From group dates gone spiritual with Shaman Danny to Cindy’s heartfelt one-on-one, he covers every golden moment. Jared dives into the drama, the laughter, and the real stakes of finding love later in life. Plus, he gives his take on Nicole’s exit and why Debbie might just be the most relatable contestant yet. Check out full Bachelor Scream on YouTube!👉 https://youtu.be/kHcpYwtvrSg
Duration: 00:28:56Justin Trudeau Dating Katy Perry, Diane Keaton's Dating History, and Is Kylie Out Of Touch? - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Oct 16, 2025Jared dives into the latest pop culture and celebrity gossip, from Justin Theroux vs. Justin Trudeau mix-ups to Katy Perry’s rumored romance with Trudeau. He breaks down Kylie Jenner’s out-of-touch promo, Wendy Williams’ surprising financial struggles, and Al Pacino’s regrets about Diane Keaton. Jared also weighs in on Meghan Markle’s unexpected Paris Fashion Week appearance and the media narratives surrounding it. Packed with humor and insider commentary, this episode is your guide to the wildest celebrity news and pop culture moments.
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Duration: 00:45:51Dancing with the Stars Hilaria Baldwin Elimination !? with Anna Roisman - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY
Oct 15, 2025Jared hangs with comedian & impersonator Anna Roisman! They revisit You’ve Got Mail and the wild-west AOL days. Anna admits early “catfishing” was her first taste of impressions. Deep dive: Anna’s Hilaria Baldwin saga viral parody, mass reports, a brief détente for a joint video via Hilaria’s team, and the unforgettable line Anna heard in person, “I am a trained ballroom dancer…Dancing with the Stars would be unfair,” followed by the quick DWTS exit. They gush over Anna’s Kris Jenner (the laugh is the tell), talk meeting “Steve” from Sex and the City (sweet, thriving on Chicago pro...
Duration: 00:41:33My Mother-In-Law Wears Too Much Perfume, Penn State Football, and Feet - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
Oct 14, 2025Jared kicks off with meta-complaints about internet scolds who ruin harmless parent stories by commenting “they’ll be dead one day,” then pivots to three personal gripes: Penn State football being stuck in mediocrity under James Franklin (great recruiter, stagnant offense, scary to make a change), how brutal it is to admit you’re a comedian in public (the “tell us a joke/are you funny?” gauntlet), and why argument doesn’t equal evil if you can keep it playful like he does with his parents. Listener submissions follow: a mother-in-law’s overpowering 40-year signature perfume that lingers on everything (Jare...
Duration: 00:38:09My Boyfriend is Mad I'm taking Ozempic - MONDAY MAILBAG
Oct 13, 2025Mailbag Monday is back and Jared tackles three big listener dilemmas: a boyfriend who calls Ozempic “the lazy way out” and what real support should look like, whether you should bother driving an hour to return an ex’s clothes or set a pickup window and move on, and the difference between a workplace dopamine crush and a stale five-year relationship that needs an honest timeline. Along the way, he talks about good noise, why “hope isn’t a plan,” and how to set clear boundaries that protect your peace!
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Duration: 00:39:20The Rose Rehash – Carnival Dates and Mel Drama
Oct 09, 2025Jared breaks down The Golden Bachelor Episode 3, where carnival chaos meets reality TV drama. From Peg’s authenticity to Mel Schreiber’s big personality, Jared dives into the relationships taking shape and the influencer culture brewing behind the scenes. He recaps the group date photo shoot, the awkward lemon bars moment, and the emotional eliminations that follow. Tune in for sharp insights, laughs, and Jared’s takes!
Duration: 00:28:31Charlize Theron Snubs Johnny Depp and Taylor Beefs With Charlie XCX - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Oct 09, 2025It’s Pop Culture Thursday, which means Jared dives into Page Six and lets the riffs fly. He breaks down the “snub or not” moment between Charlize Theron and Johnny Depp at Paris Fashion Week, then pitches the rom-com we all deserve: Lana Del Rey and her alligator wrangler husband taking on haute couture. Jared questions why Travis Kelce gets boyfriend bonus points for spending his birthday at Taylor’s movie premiere and contrasts the vibes and fans of Taylor Swift versus Charli XCX amid that “actually romantic” dust-up. He talks about Amy Schumer’s very public Mounjaro journey and how the in...
Duration: 00:40:48How Couples Should Talk About Money with The Fiscal Femme - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY
Oct 08, 2025We’re joined this week by money expert Ashley Feinstein Gerstley, also known as The Fiscal Femme, to make finance feel more human and a little fun. Ashley introduces her concept of “money parties,” judgment-free check-ins that help couples replace surprise arguments with calm, productive talks about spending and saving. They break down common relationship flashpoints like convenience splurges, shared expenses, and what actually counts as a red flag in money talk, such as control or avoidance. Listener questions cover everything from vacation budgets to bachelorette trips gone sideways. Check out Ashley’s two books, The 30-Day Money Cleanse and Fina...
Duration: 00:52:22Kids At The Pool, Parallel Parking Helpers, And Parents On The Phone - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
Oct 07, 2025Jared checks in from Los Angeles for another Ticked Off Tuesday, ready to turn everyday annoyances into comedy gold. First up is the chaos of calling his parents, where a simple “hello” takes a full minute, and his mom somehow “merges” calls she can’t even answer properly. Then it’s on to breakfast at a very L.A. café, where Jared resists two heavenly slices of baguette and butter and declares that bread should be opt-in, not automatic sabotage. Listener complaints follow, including a massage that skipped the back entirely, Target mobile orders with no straws, kids splashing in the adults...
Duration: 00:36:30How do I approach men at the gym? - MONDAY MAILBAG
Oct 06, 2025Jared checks in from Los Angeles for Mailbag Monday, hiccup and all, and dives into two juicy advice emails. First up, a 33-year-old New Yorker ditched Pilates for a regular gym to meet men, and Jared gently argues for joy over geography: build community where you actually like being, then let that tribe expand your dating world. He still tosses a couple of easy openers for gym-floor small talk, but the real play is Pilates night out and friend-of-a-friend intros. Next, a 25-year-old worries her boyfriend fails “dad 101” because he won’t scoot over in bed and forgets the dog’s w...
Duration: 00:28:05The Rose Rehash - Jared Freid is on The Golden Bachelor with Mel Owens
Oct 02, 2025New Rose Rehash! Listen to Jared's full recap here 👉 https://youtu.be/pnwsiYV7PMk In this episode, Jared brings his signature Bachelor Scream from Instagram straight to YouTube and follows it up with a full Golden Bachelor recap. This week’s episode is extra special. Jared makes his debut on the show as part of the big roast date! From early house drama to Debbie’s emotional one-on-one, Jared breaks down all the standout moments with humor and honesty. Stick around for his roses and thorns, behind-the-scenes stories, and plenty of screaming at the TV
Duration: 00:19:18Taylor Swift Gives A Wedding Speech, Lionel Richie Fans Revolt, and Keith Urban/Nicole KIdman Split - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Oct 02, 2025This week on Pop Culture Thursday, Jared unpacks Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman’s marriage, a fashion face-off between Lauren Sanchez and Sydney Sweeney, and Barron Trump’s surprising date. Jared also covers Lionel Richie’s book talk flop, Taylor Swift’s viral wedding speech, Selena Gomez’s understated nuptials, and Jay Cutler’s DUI. From relationships to fashion to messy headlines, this episode proves that pop culture is always entertainment at its finest!
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Duration: 00:42:13Horror or Horrific with Rory Uphold - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY
Oct 01, 2025Jared Freid sits down with Rory Uphold, author of A Final Girl’s Guide to the Horrors of Dating. They dive into the challenges of modern dating, from awkward app encounters to the importance of accountability and self-worth in relationships. Rory explains how the “final girl” of horror films mirrors the resilience needed in today’s dating culture, sharing personal stories along the way. The conversation highlights why in-person connections, honesty, and personal growth are key to navigating the dating world. Go buy Rory's book and remember, JTRAIN15 at checkout for a discount 🙌 👉 https://roryupholdshop.com/collections/the-final-girls-guide
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Duration: 00:44:52Planning Trips, Coughing At The Office, And Being Called Cheap! - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
Sep 30, 2025On this Ticked Off Tuesday episode, Jared takes on listener complaints that everyone can relate to. From the chaos of group trip planning to the endless debate over tipping, no frustration is too small to unpack. Jared also tackles the stigma around e-bikes and the lack of common courtesy in the workplace when it comes to staying healthy. To settle the tipping debate once and for all, he calls up his friend Keith, a bartender with insider knowledge. Be sure to listen to the end to hear Keith's ruling on tipping!
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Duration: 00:50:35Do I Have To Invite My Boss To My Wedding? - MONDAY MAILBAG
Sep 29, 2025It’s Mailbag Monday! And Jared dives into a work-themed episode with listener questions that blur the lines between business and personal boundaries. From a coworker crush that could complicate a promotion, to flirty banter that wasn’t so friendly, to the awkward pressure of inviting your boss to a wedding, no dilemma is off-limits. Jared breaks down how to handle workplace relationships, tricky guest lists, and the risks of mixing romance with your career!
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Duration: 00:40:34Kim Kardashian, Dancing With The Stars, and Jennifer Anniston Tries To Be Relatable - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Sep 25, 2025In this Pop Culture Thursday episode, Jared covers the latest headlines with his signature humor. He talks about Robert Irwin joining Dancing with the Stars, Kim Kardashian’s confidence after her divorce, and Whitney Wolf Herd’s story about dating apps. The conversation also includes Jennifer Aniston’s take on cheat meals and the role of probiotics in gut health. Jared mixes in personal stories and sharp insights, making pop culture both funny and relatable!
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Duration: 00:45:55MidBEST or MidAtBest with Taylor Kay Phillips - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY
Sep 24, 2025On this episode of the JTrain Podcast, Jared Freid welcomes comedian and writer Taylor Kay Phillips to talk about her new book, A Guide to Midwestern Conversation. They dive into the unique humor and communication styles of Midwestern culture, from “Midwestern nice” euphemisms to the importance of casseroles. Taylor shares insights on the writing and ghostwriting process, highlighting the role of collaboration, vulnerability, and personal stories in crafting a book with Jared. The episode also features a fun quiz on Midwestern phrases and games that celebrate the quirks of Midwest life!
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Duration: 00:51:07Cleveland's Mascot, People Standing Too Close, and Movie Popcorn - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
Sep 23, 2025Jared checks in from Kansas City for Ticked Off Tuesday! He kicks off with a classic traveler’s nightmare: thinking your phone’s been charging all night, only to wake up to 3 percent. He suggests a new PTO policy that should cover “unplugged Mondays.” The Kansas City BBQ debate rages as everyone says you went to the wrong spot, stale late-show movie popcorn deserves jail, and he nominates Cleveland to rebrand as the Wild Things because Guardians has all the pizzazz of a bridge statue. Tech gripes abound, too, including a microwave clock that loses two minutes a month, and he a...
Duration: 00:36:52My Mother-In-Law Won't Stop Moving Tables! Help! - MONDAY MAILBAG
Sep 22, 2025Jared kicks off a classic three-email Mailbag Monday from the road before diving into the good stuff. First up: a listener nine months into a serious relationship asks how to handle two persistent guy texters (one old flame, one married coworker); Jared recommends a graceful “text breakup” to clear space for the new relationship. Then he dismantles the TikTok mantra “date them till you hate them,” arguing that ignoring $5 problems only turns them into $1,000 blowups have the small talks early. Next, an in-law dining dilemma: a mother-in-law who always asks to move tables; his move is tactical detachment, go “wash your...
Duration: 00:34:21Why Paige Desorbo Left Summer House & Selena Gomez Wedding Details! - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Sep 18, 2025In this episode of the JTrain Podcast, Jared dives into the latest in pop culture, reality TV, and celebrity news. From Paige DeSorbo leaving Summerhouse for bigger opportunities to John Cryer’s salary compared to Charlie Sheen’s, Jared breaks down the business side of fame. He also covers Pete Davidson’s admiration for Machine Gun Kelly, Bobby Bones’ controversial Dancing with the Stars win, and Colin Farrell’s live TV slip. Plus, there’s buzz around Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco’s rumored wedding and Nick Cannon’s raw comments on fatherhood. Tune in for sharp takes, unexpected insights, and pl...
Duration: 00:34:53Pun Showdown in the Sky Club with Matthew Brousard - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY
Sep 17, 2025Matthew Brousard is on the podcast this week! What started as a delta lounge complaint, got him an invite to an impromptu recording of a Chit Chat Wednesday! They kick things off by debating the Delta Sky Club water spout sign, which sparks a full spiral into germs, paper cups, and Jared’s nostalgia for the big Aquafina bottles. Matthew also opens up about his early stand-up insecurities, comparing himself to comics with “weird” material while he stuck to dating stories, and how success with mainstream crowds eventually proved his lane had value. From there, the conversation winds through money...
Duration: 00:47:21Flirty Gym Guys, Gifts You Don't Like, and Handleless Bags - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
Sep 16, 2025On this week’s fiery Ticked Off Tuesday, Jared kicks things off with complaints about self-righteous bicyclists and a gym class clown who won’t stop flirting. Then it’s on to listener gripes, including a nightmare Ibiza trip with penny-pinching friends, the curse of well-meaning in-laws who gift the wrong coffee maker, and locker rooms so hot you need another shower after your shower. Jared riffs on it all with his signature mix of laughs and honesty. If you’ve ever been annoyed by receipts, relatives, or paper bags with no handles, this episode is for you!
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I Saw a Woman in the Reflection of the Guy in Texting’s Sunglasses! Did I Handle It Correctly?! - MONDAY MAILBAG
Sep 15, 2025This week on the JTrain Podcast, Jared kicks off another legendary Mailbag Monday from sunny Delray Beach! We hear from a 26-year-old crushing on her much older coworker and another email from a long-distance romance that got shady thanks to a poolside sunglass reflection. Along the way, Jared riffs on awkward charity gigs, why “support” feels like a weird word, and the grand circle jerk of podcast promo codes. As always, it is candid, relatable, and laugh-out-loud funny!
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Duration: 00:38:31The New Mormon Bachelorette, The Royal Butler and Kendall Jenner Quits Modeling! - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Sep 11, 2025This week on the JTrain Podcast, Jared is caffeinated, crammed into a tiny NYC hotel room, and ready to riff through Page Six headlines! From debating Instagram followers who mysteriously expect him to knock on their door, to declaring himself the “anti-death scroll” podcaster, he’s in rare form. He breaks down the shocker that Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul will be the next Bachelorette, calling it a Cinderella-with-spice money move. Along the way, Jared dishes on Kendall Jenner swapping runways for home design, royal butlers oversharing, and Selena Gomez clapping back at body shamers. Throw...
Duration: 00:41:42NFL Week 1 Bets & Who Ya Got?! Ramblin Gamblin Thunder Dan- CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY
Sep 10, 2025It’s Chit Chat Wednesday on the JTrain podcast, and Jared welcomes back resident gambling sage “Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Thunder Dan” for their annual futures-fest from Delray Beach. They roast Week 1 overreactions, nerd out on lines versus “the public,” and circle a spicy Saints-Cardinals spread that has Jared dreaming of home-dog glory. Thunder Dan dishes season-long takes, including Bills buzz, Chiefs skepticism, and Ravens versus Steelers drama while explaining how he balances dad life with a fall full of football (hint: shared apps, not solo dinners). The boys also swap friend-group Sunday strategies, from bar crawls to a literal TV party boat, an...
Duration: 00:51:34I Bought a Car! - TICKED OFF TUESDAY - The JTrain Podcast with Jared Freid
Sep 09, 2025Jared kicks off from Delray Beach with a special Ticked Off Tuesday that doubles as a free sample of his Coffee with JTrain episodes, complete with a wild, full-circle saga about buying a car. The episode blends personal storytelling with the usual mix of listener gripes and sponsor breaks. This week’s complaints cover engagement gifts that trigger endless thank-you notes and guest-list pressure, a 45-minute Staples print fiasco, the pain of saving a solo seat with no one to guard your stuff, and wedding DJs blasting breakup bops like “Mr. Brightside.” It’s classic JTrain, agreeing with your complain...
Duration: 01:22:04I Saw Something on my Husband's Phone! What Should I Do? - MONDAY MAILBAG - The JTrain Podcast with Jared Freid
Sep 08, 2025Jared is coming to you live from Delray Beach for Mailbag Monday! He sets the vibe with tour shoutouts for Winnipeg and Kansas City, plus a push to catch the weekly stand-up on YouTube. He teases a chaotic car buying saga for later this week, then jumps into emails with coffee in hand and peak football season feelings. First up, a listener drowning in her in-laws' family group chat wants a graceful exit without starting a war. Then a 35-year-old asks why Hinge matches are suddenly leading with friends with benefits and whether it is a trend or her...
Duration: 00:44:50How Jennifer Aniston Stays so young and Dancing with the Stars Cast! - POP CULTURE THURSDAY - The JTrain Podcast with Jared Freid
Sep 04, 2025Get ready to riff with Jared on another Pop Culture Thursday direct from Delray Beach! Fueled by coffee and headlines, JTrain dives into the week’s juiciest Page Six stories, whether it’s Taylor Swift engagement gossip, Dancing with the Stars casting chaos, or the Kardashian parenting police. Expect tangents, playful cynicism, and a few “just ooze, baby” moments along the way. Jared also drops tour updates (Winnipeg, Tampa, and beyond!), plugs his Patreon diary, and of course, dishes on why Jennifer Aniston’s “optimism” isn’t really skincare. It’s your weekly brain-melt of laughs, hot takes, and headlines that sou...
Duration: 00:44:49How to Throw the Best Dinner Party with Jake Cohen CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY - The JTrain Podcast with Jared Freid
Sep 03, 2025Jared welcomes chef/host/NYT bestseller Jake Cohen to Chit Chat Wednesday to talk all things dinner parties and his new book, Dinner Party Animal. They swap hosting secrets, from timelines and grocery lists to the “that-was-tonight?!” emergency menu (hello, baked gnocchi and roast chicken dreams). Jake makes the case for “friend-luck”: invite your favorites and require each to bring someone they love, creating a matchmaking community. They dig into why preorders matter, how to actually support an author, and why good food is the ultimate conversation lubricant. Plus, a cheeky detour into single-life adventures and a rapid-fire “Peaks & Pits” on b...
Duration: 00:38:25Rooms that aren't ready, Praying on planes, and being called a "complainer - TICKED OFF TUESDAY - The JTrain Podcast with Jared Freid
Sep 02, 2025Ticked Off Tuesday rolls in from Providence with listener gripes and a few of Jared’s own! We get sentimental over Lee Corso’s final mascot pick and call out the “even as a Badger fan…” homerism that followed. There’s a Marriott check-in limbo, complete with seven-minute lobby purgatory and vague updates. A three-hour Hozier marathon hijacks a salon visit, while a mid-flight pastor’s prayer request and whispery sauna gossip test everyone’s patience. Lighthearted rants, quick laughs, and a nudge to assemble the group chat for the next one!
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Duration: 00:34:33Help Me! I Keep Fantasizing about my Ex! - MONDAY MAILBAG - The JTrain Podcast with Jared Freid
Sep 01, 2025Happy Labor Day! Dating feels like job hunting, virginity confessions in your late 20s, and rebound sex that won’t leave your head just another Monday with Jared on the JTrain. Between emails, Jared riffs on life from the road, comedy headaches, and whatever else sets him off that week. It’s equal parts advice, rants, and oversharing, the kind of stuff you’d gossip about over brunch. Hop aboard and keep the laughs (and the complaints) rolling.
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Duration: 00:37:35Taylor Swift Gets Engaged! Travis Designs The Ring, Where'd the Engagement Happen? And what did their ex'es post? - POP CULTURE THURSDAY - The JTrain Podcast with Jared Freid
Aug 28, 2025This week’s Pop Culture Thursday is all about, who else? Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce! Jared, aka the JTrain, is sifting through every Page Six headline and serving up his signature mix of eye rolls, laughs, and oddly specific analogies (salsa discourse included). From private-but-not-really-private wedding rumors to engagement ring drama that’s allegedly “designed” by Travis, Jared calls out the hype while still giving the Swifties their due. Along the way, he plugs his Patreon, shames you into buying comedy tickets early, and reminds everyone that pop culture is a business, baby. Light, funny, and just a little n...
Duration: 00:34:41Green Room Hang Gone Wrong with Dan Soder - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY - The JTrain Podcast with Jared Freid
Aug 27, 2025This week on The JTrain Podcast, Jared is joined by comedian Dan Soder for a classic Chit Chat Wednesday. They kick things off with laughs about body types, ranch dressing, and upcoming shows before diving into a wide-ranging conversation. Dan shares his fitness routine, stories from life on the road, and why he prefers hanging out with eager new comics over bitter old ones in the green room. The two swap food favorites, reminisce about their college days, and debate tipping etiquette for green room staff. They also get into comedy shop talk, from opener etiquette and overlapping material...
Duration: 00:51:09Bacon Packaging, Water Bottles, and Plastic Silverware - TICKED OFF TUESDAY - The JTrain Podcast with Jared Freid
Aug 26, 2025Jared is back with another Ticked Off Tuesday, diving headfirst into life’s little annoyances like why bacon still isn’t packaged with a zip-top, gyms doubling as water bottle obstacle courses, and grocery store shoppers who treat the aisles like a family reunion. Along the way, he shares his undying love for Trader Joe’s peanut butter pretzel nuggets, vents about YouTube frustrations, and previews his upcoming tour stops. Listeners write in with their own hilarious complaints, from restaurants overloading delivery bags with cutlery to streaming services that make binge-watching way harder than it should be. It’s classic...
Duration: 00:40:09How to make friends in your 30s - MONDAY MAILBAG - The JTrain Podcast with Jared Freid
Aug 25, 2025Jared is back on the mic for another Mailbag Monday, bringing laughs straight from sunny Delray Beach. He recaps a dream weekend of shows in Denver, previews sold-out stops in Providence and Boston, and drops fresh tour dates all over the map. He delves into classic listener emails, covering the tricky world of post-breakup dating and even how to make new parent friends without it feeling like a suburban swingers' invitation. His advice is equal parts heartfelt and hilarious, reminding listeners to set boundaries, keep things fun, and maybe plan a barbecue with cookies as the hook. As always...
Duration: 00:34:03T-Shirt Guns, Divorce Settlements, and Kiss Cams - POP CULTURE THURSDAY - The JTrain Podcast w Jared Freid
Aug 21, 2025In this week’s Pop Culture Thursday, Jared dives right into a mix of pop culture headlines, from Julia Fox’s confusing sexuality “clarification” to the oddly awkward obituary of TikTok star John Crawley, better known as “King Beard X.” He jokes about how embarrassing it would be if his own comedy nicknames showed up in his obituary. Things get wilder with a Hamptons story of a woman in her 50s allegedly biting a six-year-old during a t-shirt gun brawl—something Jared insists should mean jail time. He pokes fun at a headline calling Austin Butler “fearless” for shooing away a bee near Zo...
Duration: 00:44:21How Kris Jenner Changed Michael Yo’s Career - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY - The JTrain Podcast w Jared Freid
Aug 20, 2025On this episode of the JTrain Podcast, Jared welcomes comedian Michael Yo for a fun and wide-ranging chat. They laugh about Jared’s Golden Bachelor cameo, Michael’s time at E! News during the height of the Kardashian era, and how Kris Jenner helped launch him into reality TV. Michael also shares how Chelsea Lately jump-started his comedy career and previews his new A&E series 1000 Ways to Dine, highlighting unforgettable food adventures from underwater dining to intimate meals in Italian homes.
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Duration: 00:40:51Delta Snacks, Front Row Comfy Plus, & Mom Telling You to See A Doctor- TICKED OFF TUESDAY - The JTrain Podcast w Jared Freid
Aug 19, 2025It’s another Ticked Off Tuesday, and Jared is back to duet your complaints with gusto! First up, his mom somehow turned “I went to bed early” into a dire medical emergency; nothing like parental concern to turn rest into a diagnosis. We’ve got a listener fed up with t-shirt cannon “performers” who think they’re auditioning for So You Think You Can Dance instead of, you know, actually launching shirts. Another transplant from NYC to Atlanta is shocked to find the real summer villain isn’t the humidity, it’s indoor workplaces kept at a balmy 81 degrees. Plus, someone’s bl...
Duration: 00:38:27My Date Canceled because she knows my Ex! Help! - MONDAY MAILBAG - The JTrain Podcast w Jared Freid
Aug 18, 2025It's Mailbag Monday, and Jared is diving into your dating dilemmas with the precision of a gossip surgeon. First up, a listener had a promising Hinge date lined up, until she sent the “we should probably cancel” text upon realizing he’s a recent ex of her friend. Did the ex wave her off, or is this just modern dating’s efficiency mode kicking in? Then, a post-volleyball romance that’s stuck in the Thursday-night-after-the-game loop, with zero movement toward a real plan. Jared breaks down why “make a plan and I’m in” should be your new mantra, and why vague da...
Duration: 00:40:47Taylor Swift Thoughts, Housewives of New York Casting, and Leo D Frisked! - POP CULTURE THURSDAY - The Jtrain Podcast w Jared Freid
Aug 14, 2025It’s Pop Culture Thursday, and Jared is dishing a headline buffet straight from Page Six. He dives into the Taylor Swift multiverse — from her “announcement of an announcement” album drop to Marvel-movie-level Easter eggs that keep superfans in overdrive. Jared riffs on Swift’s internet tribalism, the romantic economics of dating her (hi, Travis Kelce), and even a snake-related bathroom demolition courtesy of Zoe Kravitz. Along the way, he skewers wild fan theories, Martha Stewart’s Real Housewives shade, and Leonardo DiCaprio’s so-called “mortified” pat-down. Add in Dua Lipa birthday buzz, a Vanity Fair shake-up, and one eyebrow-raising Ke...
Duration: 00:44:16Staten Island Sweethearts and Scumbags with Peter Revello - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY - The JTrain Podcast w Jared Freid
Aug 13, 2025On this Chit Chat Wednesday, Jared sits down with comedian Peter Revello for a hilarious and insightful conversation about growing up in Staten Island. Peter shares stories about the construction worker culture he was surrounded by, and how the Verrazzano Bridge changed everything for the borough. They talk about accents, stereotypes, and how Staten Island shaped their relationships, including how Peter met his wife at a Tottenville pizzeria! The conversation touches on marriage, moving to Florida, and the everyday realities of comic life. Plus, they wrap with a game of “Scummy or Yummy,” judging everyday behaviors and whether they’re low...
Duration: 00:35:04Celebrity Death Posts, Barry's Bootcamp Fail, and Cologne - TICKED OFF TUESDAY - The JTrain Podcast w Jared Freid
Aug 12, 2025It's time for another Ticked Off Tuesday, and the complaints are as strong as ever! One listener is furious after ordering the same air filter size, only to find the company quietly changed the dimensions. Another vent about a wellness spa using bizarre quotes from Joe Rogan and Yelp reviewers that have nothing to do with their services. A Barry’s Bootcamp fan is left frustrated after a canceled class with no real apology. And someone trapped next to a cologne-covered passenger on a flight is begging for scent-free zones.
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Duration: 00:36:13How Do I See If The Vibe With My Former Coworker Is For Real? - MONDAY MAILBAG - The JTrain Podcast w Jared Freid
Aug 11, 2025It’s another Mailbag Monday, and Jared is diving into three fresh dilemmas from the inbox! One listener is caught in family drama over a Wednesday wedding that clashes with a European vacation. Another wants to turn a friendly drink with a former coworker into something a little more flirty. And a Kansas City fan shares a mortifying nail salon story involving a chipped manicure, a rude technician, and a public accusation. Jared gives his take on navigating tricky invites, subtle signals, and awkward customer service encounters. If you’ve ever been unsure whether to RSVP, flirt, or pay twic...
Duration: 00:31:4240 Year Old Virgin Turns 20, MGK Doesn't Eat, And Kris Kardashian Has 6 Toes - POP CULTURE THURSDAY - The JTrain Podcast w Jared Freid
Aug 07, 2025It's Pop Culture Thursday! This week, Jared honors the 20 year anniversary of 40 Year Old Virgin with a clean wax at the European Wax Center, discusses the strange PR around a loss in Brad Pitt's family, takes you inside a heart-to-heart between Machine Gun Kelly and Taylor Swift, and re-imagines Titanic with Matthew McConaughey in the lead role. Whether you're here for laughs, gossip, or to hear Jared say exactly what you're thinking, this is the perfect show to get you through your week.
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Duration: 00:43:58Is It Paradise in Bachelor Nation? with Kay Brown - CHIT CHAT WEDNESDAY - The JTrain Podcast w Jared Freid
Aug 06, 2025On this Chit Chat Wednesday, Jared is joined by comedian and Bachelor expert Kay Brown, aka Kay York City, for a hilarious catch-up that feels like no time has passed. They talk about red carpets, Getty Images pressure, and K’s experience attending movie premieres with celebs like Pedro Pascal and Jared Leto. The Bachelor in Paradise reboot gets a full breakdown, from sketchy production decisions to the unexpected charm of the Golden contestants. Jared and K also play a game of “Is This Paradise?” debating everything from influencer culture to secret-revealing challenges. Whether you watch the show or just l...
Duration: 00:50:57Breakfast Potatoes, Cutting Cookies In Half, and Golf Coverage - TICKED OFF TUESDAY - The JTrain Podcast w Jared Freid
Aug 05, 2025This Ticked Off Tuesday features four fresh complaints that prove the little things can drive us nuts! But we start off with Jared's food complaint! One listener is fuming over a coworker who cuts into every dessert to sample them before anyone else gets a bite. Another is tired of golf coverage that feels more like a Rory McIlroy documentary than a major tournament. There’s frustration over constant interruptions during podcast me-time, and a red-eye flight disaster caused by a tray table that cannot handle its own airline cup. Jared gives each gripe the spotlight it deserves!
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Duration: 00:30:47Why was I excluded from my brother-in-law's wedding pictures? - MONDAY MAILBAG - The JTrain Podcast w Jared Freid
Aug 04, 2025It’s a fresh Mailbag Monday, and Jared is tackling two all-too-relatable dilemmas. One listener feels completely overlooked at her brother-in-law’s wedding after wrangling kids and getting excluded from photos. Another is stuck in texting limbo with men who claim to want something serious but never follow through. Jared breaks down what’s really going on and helps listeners navigate mixed signals and family drama!
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