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Could Abba have been Baab? Probably not, but Emily and Ky won't let that stop them from repeating a fun, new word! Is this actually the music video for "Chicatita"? No, but Emily and Ky aren't ones to let facts and information get in the way of a great episode! Join them for a discussion of the most disturbing snowman you've ever seen, a man who is absolutely lit, perhaps about his parliament sleeves, and the ultimate question: who is Chicatita???

Happy New Year, Cephalopods! Have you ever wondered why we celebrate the new year in the dead of winter right after Christmas? Honestly, we still don't really know why they committed to this choice, but you can join Emily and special guest co-host Teddy for a somewhat spotty historical exploration of the calendar we all use all over the world: The Gregorian Calendar! Was it invented by a groundhog? Why are some of the months named after numbers, but the never the right ones? How long have we been using this particular calendar? How did we used to reckon...

Season one was a different time...Emily and Ky were so young, so fresh, so guiddy...and they'd spent so little time delving into their religious trauma! In some ways, this was the episode that tilted the trajectory of Wine, Weed, Weird, so of course we gotta revisit it this Christmas season! Think about the story of Jesus, Mary, Joseph, some shephered and some wisemen, and we're going to insist, some farm animals, in a whole new way this year! Or an old way, if you're a long time listener. It'll be a nostalgic treat!

Ky is back, and she’s asking the real questions about Frosty: is John Deer in this movie? Did people keep children in school till Christmas Eve in the 60’s? And, where are Karen’s pants?? Emily has no answers, but she’s busy writing the claymation Frosty prequel featuring a psychological deep dive into the neglectful upbringing of bad magician, Professor Hinkle. (Professor of what??) Join them for a possession narrative that might also be a pro-life plot that moves lightning fast once a moral authority rabbit who’s bad at impressions takes the reins!

We've got a special Christmas surprise for the Cephalopods: Teddy is co-hosting this week!!! Of course, we all miss Ky's hot takes, but you can see her hot legs instead in Company XIV's Nutcracker Rouge!!! We'll be sure to have a special segment to hear her thoughts on this topic on our next episode, In the meantime, enjoy Teddy playing with a puppy, Emily flexing on how much more weird shit she's processed the last five years, immune system comparisons, and impromptu sermons. It's a weird one, and is it even about Christmas? Or is it about something...more? "...

Emily, Ky, and Garfield are all back this week as we jump forward a holiday right into Christmas Season!!! Why in the hell Did Jon celebrate Christmas with his family, but not Thanksgiving? Does this mean he and Liz are over? Explore these questions, plus: Garfield. Hedonist? Cynic? Anti-work icon? And, themes of grief and sexuality in 23-minute children's holiday specials. We also write two alternative childrens' Christmas books. Truly renaissance women!

Happy Thanksgiving, Cephelopods! And you are about to be thankful as fuck because Emily and Ky are debuting a brand new best friend of the Pod: Garfield!!! How have we slept on this guy for five seasons? Hello?? He is a cat?? Also the seemingly innocuous comic about a food-loving cat and his socially awkward owner is actually so weird??? What do you mean the writer admitted Jon Arbuckle might be a murderer? What happens when we just take Garfield out of the picture? What's weirder than a Thanksgiving feast first date? Why are we rewarding coercion in a...

Fifty-five years ago this very month, The Highway Commission (Devision? Whatever) of the State of Oregon had a really, really bad idea. An idea that never should have made it out of the room, but somehow, it did. And thank God, a reporter and a news crew got down there to capture the calamity in real time, and then the internet was invented, and youtube, and now we can all watch this whenever we want. And trust us, you want. Once thought to be the stuff of urban legend, we now know that, yes, they blew up a fucking...

Legend has it Emily and Ky are on the beach to this day...just two little frozen grapes in their no longer seasonally appropriate bikinis, trying to understand the alleged log flume ride. If you like amusement park background noise and the ocean as ASMR, you're going to love this episode, which starts as a tender exploration of Emily and Ky's baggage both silly, and vulnerable, and then goes off the rails pretty quickly into post-sunset Coney Island reflection. Does Ky pee during recording? Is Emily a woman of leisure? Would the people of r/hygiene come after both...

Maybe Emily and Ky's baggage is the friends they made along the way. Not just the people I’ll-advisedly assigning them jobs at the beach, but arrange men buying shots as bathroom passes, too. That sounds nice, but let’s be real: their baggage is their truly stunning inability to stay on topic for more than five seconds at a time to the extent that sober Emily had to pop in post to explain how the show actually works. Beach days are behind us, but at least you can watch Jerry Springer explain the most normal facts about women as d...

Join Emily and Ky as they spitball down memory lane and explain all the reasons why they are canceled. There’s many great reasons to choose a costume: comfort, sluttiness, the desire to hide your face, a clever concept, but if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that laziness can lead to cultural appropriation, so make sure you phone it in with care! Happy Halloween, Cephalohaunts!

When you see claymation/stop motion animation Christmas characters, you know it's going to be good, and weird, and now we can all acknowledge the same truth for Halloween! Join Emily and Ky for a group project full of slackers, the massive plot twist that wasn't, unhinged sandwich oppinions, and songs that are not good, but kind of bangers at the same time. Who's the giant monkey? Why does everyone want the scientist's secrets? Why is everyone sharing rooms in a giant castle? What, actually, is going on at almost any point in this film? Your hosts are not...

Remember Season 1? We were so innocent, so fresh, so...exactly the same, lol. Do the time warp again with us this Spooky Season as we hearken back to an important episode from 2021! Why? Because people on the tiktok have just now figured out the monster mash may be something more exciting than a new dance craze. We'll be back with a brand new episode next week! Enjoy!

What is the unknown? It could be many things, but let’s just remind you that fingers are cancelled!!! Our silent horror commentary spooky season event continues this year, a mere three weeks after our annual beach day! Pull up that movie, and count down with us to half baked predictions, melodramatic reactions, and dubious insights combed from the Internet. It’s a shorter movie, so we fit it all in one week, leaving us so much October to enjoy more spooky silliness! You’re welcome, Cephelohaunts!

Your hosts initially thought it said “the ghosts of bisexual hall”, but somehow, this multi-plot absurdist feminist romp is even better than that! Get ready for our first Spooky Season Ep of 2025 featuring, sideburns that become mustaches, casually murdery aunts, pet name-happy Italian counts, a wise cracking woke kid, and the liberating power of Cosmo magazine! It’s all coming at you courtesy of aper-claws, the official cocktail of Wine, Weed, Weird!, and our live studio (ghost) audience of one!

How much is this episode about stupid sex courses? Well, it would be more if people would stop accosting Emily and Ky when they're clearly deeply involved in an important conversation at the beach! Get ready for giraffes, dogs, whales, horses, more squirting, shocking revelations, advice on moving with cats, sand stress, and more! Sometimes on the beach, what was lost, is found.

You might think Emily and Ky's job is podcasting, but yall would have to really step up in the tipping department to make that dream a reality. Today, their job is Beach! Finally!! A cool two days before Fall officially begins! Emily has been waiting for the perfect moment to share the inanity of the email list she found herself on with Ky, and this moment, a couple beach ritas and fun guys deep, enjoying the sights and sounds of Iconic Coney Island, is that moment. You are not ready.

Join Emily and Ky for a philosophical deep dive on modern love inspired by an incompetent quad. Have you watched Poly Family yet?? As is so often the case, it is representation…but it’s not very good representation. This episode’s a hoot, though!

Join Emily and Ky two summers ago for a Monday Funday beach adventure with shrooms, margaritas, and silliness! It's been a busy week, and they didn't have a chance to record a new ep, and they're both feeling sad about not having been to the beach together yet this season, so we're pulling up a beach time from the archives! If you've been around, you know our Fun-Guy beach eps are some of our favorites for their care-free chaos, and this one is perhaps a perfect example! Have you seen All Dogs Go to Heaven? Don't worry, they barely...

Emily and Ky have only ever covered one historical figure on the podcast, aside from casual references to historical buffoon Benjamin Franklin, because very few historical figures stand up to our exacting standards here at Wine, Weed, Weird of absolute chaos and strangeness. But that changes today! Iron Mike Malloy, the Rasputin of the Bronx, deserves to be held up, and celebrated, for his utter obliviousness, and frankly dumbfounding ability to survive a rather disorganized, but brutal insurance fraud scheme. Pour one out for a real one, friends. Oh yeah, they also try some completely out of pocket gummies.<...

Disney may be cricket cowards, but they're water wizards! Or at least, they aren't fools when wet, and neither are Emily and Ky! But you won't hear about any of that for a good half hour while Emily and Ky taunt Teddy and consider halloween costumes, weird game shows, childhood silliness, and more. In addition to the basics in water safety, you'll also learn about spats. What more could you possibly want?

Ok, first of all, Emily is bringing Ky all the hottest badly explained tiktok trends, then Ky comes in hot with a revelation Emily just can't believe, then it turns into the most political episode of the pod ever, and the theological hot takes don't stop coming! Are you ready? No, you're not, but get in anyway; it'll be a hoot!

Shark Week is an institution far too long and storied to be covered in one episode, but Emily and Ky picked a few highlights based on titles from this year's lineup, and, well, lets just say they've been scraping the bottom of the barrel over there for years. But don't worry, there's still plenty to talk about sober, and in the streets. Emily and Ky continue to stan sharks, now that they're clear on the usage and history of the term.

Emily and Ky were too busy to record, so we’re trying something new! Here are two segments that were cut at the time, but are pretty funny. What is dating? What is sex?? Should Emily and Ky do a sitcom? What about porn? Giggle with us because life is silly this week, and we’ll be back with a topic next week, Cephelopods!

Join Emily, Ky, and their grippy flipper frog hands in the streets as they contemplate auto theft, feet bigger than theirs, casual sexism and fatphobia, and the complete lack of security around Bill Gates’ computer. We at Wine, Weed, Weird! don’t want to hear another word about the latest generations getting more stupid. Yall were stupid as hell already. Get on YouTube to take in the world’s first cyber sitcom, then fax yourself some Chinese food and demand justice for Jennifer Aniston with us!

Emily, Ky, and Mike from the Paddywagon are back to judge wishes, hate on Daffy Duck, and consider the meaning of art. They've got a lot of opinions about Loony Tunes, and Mike interviews your hosts about their experience as aerial artists! Enjoy the first ever Wine, Weed, Weird drinking/smoking game: the a hit or a drink every time Emily says Donald instead of Daffy!

Ok, so the ladies of Wine, Weed, Weird, and their guest are meant to be discussing Donald Duck’s Fantastic Island, but between debates about snacks, issues of mistaken Duck identity, and deep discussions on language and cultural appropriation, they didn’t really get to that too much. But don’t fret! They dig in properly in part 2, coming next week! Enjoy this far-reaching conversation with special guest, Mike from Patty’s Pub, and check out his podcast, too! Emily was a guest a few weeks back.

Emily is not prepared to know if this movie is the origination of the expression "smart (phone/house/etc)", so we didn't factcheck it. But it could be! Join us for a film featuring under-utilized robot arms, impossibly decorated cakes, houses that love to jump, and a mysterious hot newspaper lady. Is this Disney Channel Original Movie referencing Ray Bradbury? It's impossible to know, but spoiler alert: we do eventually figure out who the hot newspaper lady is!

Life is full of little problems, and don’t Emily and Ky know it! Well, Disney’s had our backs from way back with these minimally animated, racially incisive, not actually all that helpful inception videos! What, what, what should you do? Tune in for a bop of a theme song, rate the proposed solutions, judge the boy children more harshly than the girl children, and get on the ig, Spotify, or buymeacoffee.com to tell Emily and Ky what you would do! Also don't appropriate black hairstyles in high school. Or pretend you're in a gang.

Emily and Ky are once again wading into the muddy waters of AI because "Ten Drunk Cigarettes" is both a bop that cannot be stopped, and a clarion call for Wine, Weed, Weird values. Is it feminist? Is it the end of the world? Is it rotting our brains? Is murder funny? Yes, ok? Yes, and! Enjoy this shorty, and then go do a girly twirl and listen to the ghost in the machine express both the true meaning of friendship, and the same inane bullshit over and over again!

Is autism in the eye of the beholder? Can you make a puppet wipe your ass? Did an Evanescence song save a planeload of people? How do dog cloning prices work? Do we answer any of these questions? I think you know the answer to that one, Cephalopods. Join Emily and Ky as they attempt to wrap their brains around The Rehearsal, a potentially sociopathic response to life’s little social snafus, and dire issues. Emily and Ky actually stay pretty on topic this time because honestly, how does this show feel so similar and yet to polar opposite to...

We've got a real treat for you today, Cephelopods! We're opening Season 5 by looking back at our FIRST EVER episode! And due to a glitch with the old Anchor/Spotify partnership, this episode was never part of our RSS feed, so it was never available to listen to anywhere exept Spotifty! Not anymore, Cephelopods! Emily faced the customer service oracles, and won! You can now scroll back all the way to the episode that started it all anywhere you listen! But you don't have to, because Emily and Ky are taking episode 201 to reflect, remember, giggle, and re-play it...

Emily and Ky have no memory of anything they talked about ever, which makes our seasonal wrap-up episode a fun surprise for everyone! Turns out they covered some good shit, and had some wild times in Season 4! From stoned snack experiments, and re-living childhood trauma to slutty orchids on the beach, and high-speed song contests in a van, there's almost nowhere your hosts didn't bravely go this year. We bought our first microphone, introduced sound effects, and did our first ever re-release episode! But what's next for the pod? A lot! We've got sound quality and back end improvements...

We at Wine Weed Weird Headquarters hope you and yours had a beautiful, joyful 4/20, rife with frantic piano playing, and being in the company of men only if you wanted to. Of course, it was high time (see what we did there?) that we covered this classic propaganda film that Ky didn't know existed. Seriously, she just thought Emily wanted to do a podcast about smoking too much or something. But God bless her, she was down to clown! Tune in for consequence-free car crashes, piano as metaphor for mania, a completely useless FBI, and people smoking quantities of...

Happy Passover to all who celebrate! And there's no Passover like the one at Borris and Minka's where everyone gets locked in the attic! Emily and Ky rank holidays, dig into Christian hegemony, rave about entirely different Passover adaption, The Prince of Egypt, and explain babies to Teddy! I promise they also discuss the Rugrats episode. Look, you wanted more banter, you got it! Tune in next week for a celebration of the other important holiday coming up this weekend...and no, I don't mean Easter!

Emily, Ky, and Ky's favorite shape are back in this episode about a rare Disney short about Alcohol's Best Friend: Smoking! Tune in to learn what you should do if people don't respect you, what a dude ranch is, and the etymology of the word 'dude' (you won't believe it!). We also unpack Ky's childhood trauma, remember a favorite past episode, and consider thrill seeking behavior. We got one complaint about our last episode: that there wasn't enough banter before we dove into the topic. Don't worry. We fixed that issue this week!

Season four is nearly over, and we couldn't let it end without keeping our Promise of Porn!!! Yes, finally, Emily and Ky read you random ameteur internet erotica. But not just any erotica! Alien Erotica! Tentacle Erotica! Choose your own Adventure Erotica!!! Get ready to hear Emily and Ky get uncomfortable, and potentially intrigued reading each other the first thing that pops out to them on a random alien porn fan fic site Ky found! We have no details, we did no preparation, and...this might have been a terrible idea. CW warning for explicit content, CNC, Sub/Slave...

Emily and Ky just wanted to do a silly episode about a silly song. But things got complicated basically right out the gate, and the sharp left turns just kept coming! Tune in for lessons in pronunciation, and cultural appropriation, and a belated birthday gift exchange! It's a short and sweet episode this week as we at Wine, Weed, Weird Headquarters look ahead to the end of season 4, the start of season 5, and maybe, just maybe...a future special announcement!

We're not releasing it on St. Patrick's Day because we were RECORDING it on St. Patrick's Day, ok?? Or should I say, St. Baddie's Day?? St. Pod-trick's Day? All of the above?? Releasing content on the relevant day is soooooo ten minutes ago! Disney should have won some type of aware for weirdness for this one, but we won't be winning any awards for sound quality...Emily started fucking with the volume mid- recording, and the results were...not good, lol. Sorry!!

Emily and Ky are back with a brand new episode for you! Like they usually are! In this important episode, you'll learn about triangles, pillars, the social factors of alcohol and drug use, how alcohol culture has changed in the past ten or twenty years, whether or not Emily is a good citizen, and importantly, what the seventh pillar of good character is! It...won't be a surprise for long time listeners. Hop on board with us! Heads up that Emily's sound quality is a little wack...to be honest I just think she wasn't getting close enough to...

In our continuing quest to grow and improve...we are being actively thwarted at every turn by people we give money to. It's a tough time for all of us in more ways than one! So why not tune in for this classic episode from season 2 that had us laughing our asses off about possession, which, given our religious trauma, is a tough sell for us! To maximize your experience, get your hands on a kazoo first! Are we panning a video that we are absolutely not the target audience for? Yes. But truly, it deserved it.

What a blessing that in this dark times there are people out there doing weird shit that we can watch! Neural Viz? Who are you? Will you come on the pod and explain your process? In the meantime, Emily and Ky have lots to say about oblique world building, what's wrong with AI, escalator anxiety, and whats wrong with America. Sigh. Anyway, it's a hoot, and it's a week late, so we know you've been anxiously awaiting our nonsense. Enjoy!

Please send help! Words of encouragement! Money! Recommendations for recording/editing software that is $15/month or less that is NOT Podcastle, cupcakes, hugs, the people's revolution, mutual aid...things are rough right now.

Emily and Ky have more to say about parentified children, incompetent parents, exploiting paid support, mystical supportive teachers, parent teacher conferences, math, and overreacting. And! An exciting update on last week's exciting announcement! Donations to buymeacoffee.com/wineweedweird featuring the alligator (crocodile?) emoji will be donated to the Wildlife Conservation Society to support Emily and Ky in walking the Run for the Wild 3k at the Bronx Zoo! They'll be recording a special silly episode for buymeacoffee.com supporters only during their subsequent day at the zoo! Support an important cause, and get special content!! buymeacoffee.com.wineweedweird

Lets watch! A Disney Channel Original Movie!!! Or, a Disney Original Channel Movie? Whatever. Emily's family was too poor to have the disney channel. But don't worry; she has no shortage of opinions! In fact, she, Ky, and surprise guest Teddy have so many opinions, and so many stories it is entirely necessary to tell you, that it's a two-parter! Stay tuned to the very end for a super special important announcement! It's been a long time coming, yall, but it's here!!! And no, sorry, it's not the Onlyfans...yet. www.buymeacoffee.com/wineweedweird

We're back on our bullshit sound quality because Podcastle is such a bad podcasting service that even though we're giving them money, it only works some of the time. But fear not! We're switching hopefully before next week! In the meantime, Emily and Ky have a lot to say about silly muppets, high seas hijinx, and Grand Daddy Pirate, Long Tim Curry Silver! Featuring, reddit stories about being left at the altar, previews of future episodes about depression era criminals, and very little information about the plot of book the movie is based on.

Welcome to Wine, Weed, Weird! An Ohio pop culture history podcast! For today, anyway. Emily and Ky are full of fun facts about how this cute little bop of a song got written, recorded, orchestrated for a marching band, then captured the hearts of Ohioans everywhere, and got made official! Emily also has to share with you how delighted she was with her snowy walk, and Ky unravels the mystery of Iowa's state rock song! Ok actually, that mystery is just as deep as ever. Maybe next time! We're also coming at you with a bonus song: Schnappy Schnap...

Are you ready to watch a documentary about competitive endurance tickling? Well, too bad, because that's not what this documentary is about. Are you ready to watch a documentary about tickling fetish content? You're not gonna believe this...well, if you're a loyal listener, of course you are! This documentary goes off the rails more or less immediately, and just continues in that direction until entire metaphorical towns are demolished. In the meantime, Emily and Ky are waiting for the competition to start, cuddling cats, considering what they would do for $1,000, and getting more and more class conscious all...

It's 2025, and Emily and Ky are here with an episode with all your favorites: asmr snack crinkles, hot takes, cat cameos, tattoo speculation, and a very special belated Christmas gift! Bugs are weird little guys, and this documentary puts them in the spotlight for once. Experience classic pod fun facts from the bug's perspective, and empathize with old and young ants! Plus, Emily has an important update on character of the pod, Historical Buffoon Benjamin Franklin, and Ky tries a cordial cherry! It's short on sound effects, but high on...well, weed, obviously.

We're not late this week! But we are a little languid. Join Emily and Ky for a very chill New Year's post where they discuss how they spent New Year's Eve, Christmas, where Emily is now, and the only New Years song our hosts know of, "Auld Lang Syne". What does it mean? Where does it come from? What is its number in the folk music index? Wait, is Emily a dj now?? DJ Sloopy in the Hoooouuuuuuse!!!! Along with special guests Faith Hill, Billy Crystal, and Bob Dylan. New Year, new intro, same old Wine, Weed, Weird!

Emily and Ky are tired. That's not why this is late; they recorded it a week ago, but they are tired. The Ho-Ho-Holiday Season is a delightful, but exhausting time, and we are all doing our best. Especially this not-that-old lady who gets kicked out of her dance troupe mid-season and has no choice but to fall in love with a jacked handyman, and write a male stripper show to sae her parent's bar. Do her parents even want her to save the bar?? What happened to the yule log cake?? Wait, they aren't saying eyeballs??? It's a weird...

Emily and Ky are experiencing a blessed Christmas season complete with lights, free shit, a lot of hot chocolate, and a person visit with Santa Claus! Obviously we're sharing all that with you, but we're also here with a true Christmas classic we've somehow not gotten to already: Rudolph! A truly out of pocket stop-motion classic that's definitely weirder than you remember. The intergenerational trauma is hot, the plot is...questionable, and Emily can't stop talking about the Walgreen's toys that got released probably like twenty years ago. Merry Christmas!!!

Emily and Ky are dedicated to bringing you holiday joy, anytime, anywhere. They can do it in a van! They can do it! Yes they can! They can do it near, and far, but especially well right after closing down an open bar! Merry Christmas, Cephelopods! Today we're bringing you a truly unhinged version of a Christmas classic sung by one of the greats! And of course, Emily and Ky's version as well. You're not going to miss the special secret holiday party debrief, and it's crucial that you vote in our first ever host-only Wine, Weed Weird contest...

It's finally here! All Christmas content all the time, all month long! And lets be real, also in to January! Emily and Ky are covering what's sure to be the next Christmas classic for your family: Pottersville! What's it about? Just a nice man running a general store in a small town, and his romantic troubles with his wife. That's all. Don't worry about literally anything else. Emily and Ky also discuss cryptids, alien theories, Jaws, and furries, but you don't need to worry about why. Just put this on, and settle in for a simple, and pure hallmark-esque...

It's the 4th and final episode of our first ever mini series! I know it's hard to say goodbye to Chimp Season, but fear not: the Holiday Season is right around the corner, and we have some special content coming your way! For now, get ready for Tanya in a bikini holding the Gadsden flag, Tanya thinking that the important feature of the chimp sanctuary are the islands, the money shot we've all been waiting for (no, not that one!), lots of crinkly snack sounds, and...other stuff we forgot about and will circle back to next time! Chimp...

Emily and Ky are back with episode 3 of Chimp Crazy, and you won't believe what they talk about! It's Tarzan, The MTA, how hard it is to eat, and also the show sometimes! What was Tanya's childhood like? What does a journalist owe their source? What was the other chimp's name? Are portrait tattoos a good idea? We answer one of these questions! Enjoy Chimp Season at Wine, Weed, Weird!

Emily and Ky are back with their hot baked takes on episode two of Chimp Crazy! Not that you’d know that until practically the outro, if you weren’t around last week! But if not, where were you?? Hopefully you’re watching the show first, because they’ve got spoilers galore. Also important (probably questionable) legal info, and questions about how one copes without a face. Speaking of which, episode two of Chimp Crazy features disturbing footage and 911 call recordings of what is likely the most horrifying, traumatic chimp attack of all time, and that’s saying something. Consider i...

Ok, lets address the several elephants in the room: yeah, we know, we missed an episode last week. Cut us some slack. We're here when it counts. Speaking of which, if you're a fan, it's safe to say you're reeling right now from realizing just how how much hatred and selfishness exists in this country. We lost the battle. We cannot lay down and die. Take the time you need to mourn. Take care of each other: building your local community is the single most crucial thing you can do. We keep each other safe, not the government. Then...

There are many reasons not to obtain a pet sloth from the shady animal trafficker you met at the mall: it's irresponsible, cruel to the sloth, it may turn out to be a hyper intelligent, fast-moving serial killer who likes to use social media, and perhaps most importantly, it's gonna need a bath. It's Spooky Season, AND International Sloth Day, so there was only one movie we could talk about this week! Join Emily and Ky as they explore the ethics of animal trafficking, the pitfalls of trying too hard to be popular, trust showers, sororities, jokes they didn't...

Join Emily and Ky as they wrap up another silent horror classic with their own unique (some might say demented) spin! Did you know there's a reason the houses were so close together?? Wild! They're later joined by a special guest (with cookies!!), and together they delve into musical mishaps, embarrassing moments, popcorn, and who all they can squeeze onto Emily's couch. The gang is moving up in the world (very slowly) with improved editing software! Will actual microphones be next?? Uh...maybe after Christmas...

We know you've been waiting all year for our Special Spooky Watch-Along! And here we are!! This year we're watching German expressionist classic: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari! Cue up youtube, and get ready to see a woman having a difficult time, houses that are too close together, chairs with too many backs, a mayor struggling with bureaucracy, a sleepy-creepy man with the most dramatic eye makeup and the skinniest legs you've ever seen, low-quality cloud wallpaper, a man who doesn't know how to use a knife, and more! We get through part 4 this week. Tune in next week...

Iiiiiiiiiiits Spooky Season!!!! The leaves are changing, the Halloween decorations are going up! It's one of Emily and Ky's favorite times of year! And our listeners, too! There's just so much delightful Halloween content! In fact, this one has been on our list since last year! Join us for a film where absolutely nothing needed to happen, the lesson is absolutely ham fisted in, the little brother truly sucks, and apparently being popular is super important, but your friends super aren't! Listen, we're here for the clothes and the hot pink eye shadow straight up to your brow line...

Join Emily and Ky as they can't fucking believe how agregiously horrifying this film for fucking preteens is! Jesus Fucking Christ, we're all just fucking chill with the THIRTEEN YEAR OLD dating the SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD?? AM I ON DRUGS?! Yes, obviously the answer is yes. Everyone is casually assuming the other thirteen year old climbing into a middle-aged man's camper van is totes chill, and only a problem because she's keeping her BOYFRIEND a secret???? We at Wine, Weed, Weird feel particularly insane about this one. More strangness incoming, including children who think babysitting a bunch of small...

I mean, is it about anything, or is Emily just shrieking with laughter and spouting dog facts while Ky and Teddy try to keep up? Listen in to discover everyone’s favorite, and skeeviest dogs, Emily’s complex feelings about her dad’s dog, whether the guy from Vice looks like a dog (he does), and why police dogs aren’t narcs (but ACAB!) Beaches are for Bitches, and Beach Bitches are the Best Bitches!

The beach is for bitches, and Emily and Ky are out there celebrating a cunning slut, even though they called them fleshy. This bait and switch documentary is hands-down the horniest thing they’ve ever covered for the pod, and they covered “My Ding-a-ling” in season one! Does the mysterious narrator make a love connection? Do Emily and Ky have pollen sacks glued to them? Does the fruit show up in time for the bats? Did Teddy get their sand castle built? Did Emily and Ky get spanked and sandwiched by a horse?? All this and more on (one of) ou...

Emily and Ky are back with take two on David the Gnome: a sweet, whimsical, cozy show about an exploitative and/or senile doctor, a fox getting run to death just like his predecessors, a psychic troll with no motivation, and a hippo on vacation. Look, we don’t write this stuff. We just find it. There’s also drugs, inscrutable interpersonal relationships, excessive world building, and a mouse left for dead who was a better dancer than Ray Gun. It’s a can’t-miss episode!

Emily and Ky are back with more SSA Mormon husbands!! Did you think they forgot about you?? Never fear! We at Wine Weed Weird Headquarters are continuing to sort out the best system to record and publish for US! And also you. But mostly us, lol. This week we learn about the Danger Scale, the binary, and petition Nicholas Cage to help us with some very special plates…don’t miss it!

Naturally we needed two weeks to delve into a topic that hits all our sweet spots: religious trauma! Neuro-spicy-ness! Gay! Or…NOT??? Join Emily and Ky as we get to the bottom of Mormonism, and figure out what SSA really stands for!

Due to technical difficulties, and by technical difficulties we mean user error, you will not be hearing Emily and Ky discuss David the Gnome this week. Instead Emily and friend of the pod Teddy are in these streets in rural Pennsylvania praying cell service holds out long enough for Emily to explain color analysis. So what did we learn? Squeezing your fingertips is helpful. Emily will cry if you tell her her season is wrong. Teddy looks like a clown in bright colors. There’s a dot to look for to tell you if your phone’s microphone or came...

Where are Emily and Ky? You can’t know! But you can know all about navigating dial up internet in the most gendered way possible! Take a spin, now you’re in, but the techno set can’t explain defragging. Emily and Ky are discussing the Kid’s Guide to the Internet! Get ready to email the president irrelevant information, mysteriously find websites, take the whole family to see the Stones, and have your grandpa buy you a modem! God bless 90’s VHS tapes and all who archive them!

It’s Friday, you’re here, and when you’re here, your breadsticks! What does Wine, Weed, Weird have in common with Olive Garden? A lot, it turns out! Tune in with your weird salad family to learn about a movie that’s all about whimsy and old timey things! We’ve got snack corner, the Odyssey, handwriting challenges, cat cameos, and other weird stuff!

I know it’s late, but I have been THROUGH it today getting this episode up for you, so you’d better listen! (Spotify, WTF???) Emily and Ky are back to talk about more weird challenges, wilding out MILFs, the reality shows they would be on, and updates on their favorite MILFs and daddies! Reality tv is an anthropological experiment.

Join Emily and Ky as they discuss alien abduction, and the strangle hold the milk lobby had on the breakfast industry, and that’s before they remember to intro! Emily crammed the MILFs all week so you can know how wack this all is, but they spend most of the episode discussing life with neural divergence. Did you know this was a neurodivergent podcast? Ok fine, you probably knew before they did, and you should have left a voice memo! Audience diagnosis is valid! Emily and Ky also discuss weird family dynamics, silly challenges, and contestant fetishes. Tune in next we...

Emily and Ky are tired after their Members Day at the zoo, but do you think they’d miss recording? Never! Join them to hear about a movie that’s campy, surreal, glib, and made Emily gay panic! All this, plus their record of the Bronx Zoo’s 2024 Members Only merch!

Emily and Ky are on a roll! Which does not bode well for our Cephalopods. Chaos and tangents rein as Emily and Ky try to discuss the least coherent film of all time coherently. Was it written by AI? Well, that’s physically impossible, but like, it had to be, right? With people who don’t know how to have sex, sociopaths, and entirely unnecessary scenes, your hosts are almost as confused as Mark! Want the watch-along? We recorded it! Patreon launch coming soon! Or Only Fans?? We can’t know!

Emily has ambushed Ky with a song by her least favorite artist, but the outcome is well worth it. Explore one of the most popular artists of our time (which doesn’t mean you be d to like her), and a song she wrote that is frankly bizarre. Don’t worry; the Wine, Weed, Weird team gets to the bottom of it! They’re recording in these streets, celebrating dogs, rapping, and of course, judging. Don’t miss it!!!!!

Emily and Ky are back for part two of the experiment, so as expected, they’re high as kites. Join them on a journey through flavor, texture, disappointment, states of matter, and hard truths! Emily needs you to know how many minutes of silent chewing she edited out, but she didn’t keep track, so just know it’s a lot. This podcast runs on snacks, and this week, they’re center stage! Leave a voice memo to suggest a future snack taste test!

In this very special episode of Wine, Weed, Weird!, Emily and Ky are both sober as a judge! But don’t worry, they’re no less weird. From fish learning about global warming for the first time to cheese that’s getting some action, they’ve brought the weirdest snacks they could find together, and are ready to report their findings. Don’t worry: we’ve edited out (most of) the silent chewing…but we left some, in case you’re into that kind of thing. Get ready for crinkly packaging, floppy waffles, childhood treats, and puff pieces. We’ll be back next week...

Emily and Ky are talking about Thumbelina…no matter what Emily tries to tell you three separate times in the first ten minutes. And Thumbelina needs to be talked about. We showed this movie to children???? Get ready for the world’s most incompetent French bird, the clumsiest tiny girl in existence, the worst mother of all time, and a ruthlessly practical field mouse. Plus, all your Wine, Weed, Weird favorites: continuity issues, judging, wild conclusions, interpretations that are a huge reach, and repeating a word with a different first letter for ten minutes!

The girlies are back in town! After a refreshing hiatus, their razor wits are sharpened, and their imaginations are running wild, but they still aren’t glossy. Welcome to season 4, and it’s porn!!! Join Emily and Ky in the porn writers room as they discover in real time where they stand in the search results, learn what a cream pie is, and give special guest Teddy a hard time on their birthday. We know you missed us. We’re glad to be back. This season is going to be the litty tittiest yet!

Season three has been a season of absolute bangers! Join Emily and Ky for a delightful trip down memory lane through an eventful, if exhausting, year! They’ve got past-episode updates, half-baked astrological opinions, technical difficulties, shout-outs, and giggles galore! Get geared up for season 4, Cephalopods! Big things are coming to the pod!

Emily and Ky are back with more stories from the concrete jungle where dreams are made of! They’re wheeling terrible subway stories (seriously, Emily, wtf??), NYC etiquette, and the kindness of strangers. It’s the city that never sleeps with two weirdos who have slept in the city!

Emily and Ky have been surviving this concrete jungle for a hot second, and they’re ready to talk about it in this, their (probably) 150th episode!!! Highlights include our new segment: unhinged stage names, the importance of vitamin k, and everyone’s favorite giant inflatable rat! If you aren’t following the pod, and swiping the good way on Emily and Ky, what are you even doing?

Emily, Ky, Eddie Harris, sleepy demon, and secret Teddy are back to bitch about foisting saving the world onto kids, Bush V Gore, and the hash-slinging half slasher(?). Would you fuck the Flying Dutchman? The team is investigating.

But is it about Ferngully? Or is it about Golden Corral-induced suburban childhood flashbacks, tamagotchi trauma, and of course, the center of Emily and Ky’s universe and the only thing they’ll evangelize: the Bronx Zoo? Listen, we contain legions. Join special guest Eddie Harris to hear about zoo star Leonard, a mysterious sleepy demon, something squishing, and a short king. It’s a two-parter! Maybe next week we’ll cover the plot of the movie!

Emily and Ky will be on a wild jungle ride the next couple weeks (assuming they can remember what they said they’d talk about), starting with a mysterious Tarzan knock-off: George of the Jungle! With the source material hopelessly out of budget, and Ky off her usual indulgence for the month, they’ve got even more questions and less answers than usual. But don’t worry! There’s plenty of jokes, animals raised by different species, classic cake smashes, bridges too far, and a new special segment. Hold onto your vine, and watch out for that tree!

Emily and Ky are back to talk about fashion, trauma, and friendship! *~Just Girly Things!~* It’s a movie Emily has declared a cult classic featuring probably the most free product placement in history: Josie and the Pussycats! It’s funny, it’s smart, and it features Rachael Leigh Cook in the Life Goals or Wife Goals role of a lifetime! You won’t want to miss this episode; it’s destined to be a Wine Weed Weird classic! Du jour means leave us a voice memo!

Emily and Ky have so much more to say about their favorite furry roommates! Emily’s in her judging corner re: outdoor cats! Emily and Ky love giving their cats drugs! Cats are tiny chill contortionists, and that’s not fair! They’re asking the tough questions like, “Do cats like hanging from things?” And, “Would you make a cat fill out a survey?” It’s the purrrfect episode!

Join Emily and Ky as they stagger out of Birthday Month by treating themselves to their favorite topic: cats! Not the musical, not the movie (though promise, they’re on the list), but their most regular and beloved podcasts guests! What makes cats so weird? Mostly the same things that make them wonderful! Emily and Ky cover habits, toys, and the precious relationships that make them forgive the destruction and chaos. Does Emily discuss leftist politics? Are cats perfect angel babies? More to come next week in part 2!

Emily and Ky are still playing Birthday Month catch-up, but they’re back only a day late ⏰ to talk about a clock-eating alien, a Jafar figure, and fat-phobia in any other language. It’s Muzzy! The remarkable new video language course that teaches children the same way they learn English! They’re going to watch the rest of it. Are you?

Emily and Ky are back with their non-political podcast to tell you that all of this is capitalism’s fault. Frankly, if commercials don’t make you feel that way, I don’t know what to tell you. Wax nostalgic for toys that looked really cool on tv, but sucked in real life! Learn remarkable language skills in a fancy dress! Get radicalized by a cat with a c-section! Slap your troubles away! Have pizza anytime! Please be our patrons so all we have to think about is making weird art!

Emily and Ky are back, and it IS a watch-along! Get ready for surprises, live reactions, remixes, anti-capitalist dialectics, songs about husbands who are coats, and completely natural heart attacks. It’s truly a thing of beauty.

It’s time for another throw-back internet adventure! Join Emily, Ky, and their mid-aughts internet counterparts for the worst kind of time travel, friendship kidneys, the best starfish ever, moon murder, and more! Get your family computer ready because it’s a watch-along episode! Come back next week for the grand finale! Will it be a watch-along? You can’t know! Put your money where your mouth is, but first put your mouth there!

Loyal listeners know what happens when Emily and Ky record two episodes in a row! Things get a little silly on the pod!!! With their special guest and friend of the pod, they discuss cults, high school, who they’d have sex with, childhood trauma, and their evolving experiences with this this quotable cult classic. Give them your money!!!

We admit it. Sometimes we phone it in. Sometimes Emily and Ky choose a super chill, silly little low-hanging fruit topic. And then they end up talking about…well…you’d better just tune in. Are cannibals born, or made? Is there some kind of hotline you can call? Why the fuck does Emily’s smoke detector keep going off? We pack a lot into a half an hour.

Emily and Ky are back with continuity issues, and tooth trauma to tackle the TikTok trends of the future! And also talk about birds! And you know how much they love birds. You won’t want to miss this episode. It’s everything that makes Wine, Weed, Weird! great!

Emily and Ky are back for the New Year, and they are giving MORE in 2020-WHORE! Did they miss a week? Yes, they did. The second week ever missed in Wine, Weed, Weird! History! Speaking of which, does anyone know how to re-release an old episode? No one at Wine, Weed, Weird! Headquarters currently does. Anyway, don’t sweat it. Emily and Ky are still in the holiday spirit, and they have loads to discuss: Toy fads! Do they still exist? Conversion! Is it acceptable to de-convert? Computer animation in the 90’s! The penguins are weird, but are they cute? Ethi...

If there was a podcast award for the most false advertising in an episode title, we’d win hands down. We’re back a day late but never a dollar short with Kevin’s complicated backstory as told to a five-year-old, the most convoluted way of solving a non-existent problem anyone’s ever heard of, and an unknown he/him party bringing smiles everywhere he goes. Listen while you wrap gifts! It’ll be fun! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from our litty titty hearts to yours.

Listen. Sometimes an episode comes along where Emily and Ky are especially incoherent. Where they’re laughing so hard they choke on their own wretched spittle. Is it really possible anyone greenlit a script this unhinged? Maybe…if you truly believe in Christmas miracles. Meet Santa, who is a giver not a taker, and also stressed, a family of irresponsible dog owners and dj wanna-be’s, a 300-year-old chef child, a snowman who does not matter, and of course, the #1 hottest Swedish super model/actress. This Christmas, nothing matters except believing. Literally. Nothing. Except maybe stealing pens. It’s a two-part

Let’s just get into it. What’s up with Tiny Tim? Why was he so excited about the goose? Is the Goose song going to be his first rap single? And did his dad get over that whole thing pretty fast or what? But more importantly! Why is the Ghost of Christmas Present so charming? Why are Emily and Ky’s cats so cute? What’s even the point of creepy trash bag ghost if Scrooge is already convinced? You’ve got questions, we’ve got…more questions! Merry Christmas!!!