Kings of Kill

We watched Infested! It's got subtitles and spiders! It's about a boy buying an illegal spider I think and it gets out, has babies, they grow big and bad things happen in a building.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Violent Night! It's about Santa being a little nice but also a little naughty because he drinks and smashes people's faces in. Anyways, Christmas, New Year, happy all of it. Thanks.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Black Christmas! It's about a moaning man trying to call some girls and he hates them I guess.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Ghost, as weird as that may seem but you know what, it's nice. It's about Road House doing some pottery with Demi and a bad thing happened. Yup, you guessed it, someone's a ghost.Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

Teaching Mrs Tingle! Sure it's not an insane type of horror movie but whatever, it was the 90s and it's written by the guy who wrote Scream and Dawson's Creek.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

The Flood! So something happened with the video portion of this so it's mostly all audio. Can't explain it besides that it shut off like five mins into it so enjoy an intermission segment by Steven. Anyways, this movie is about a flood that happens and swamp puppies come hurt prisoners I guess.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

Beaten to Death! It's about a guy who literally gets beaten to death throughout the entire movie. WHY WONT IT STOP! HE'S HAD ENOUGH!

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

Nightmare on Elm Street! Finally an OG classic!! Anyways it's about some girl and her friends that get hunted in their dreams by some Fred guy with knives on his glove. Sounds terrible but is it????

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Match, the Tubi original movie! Boy wtf was this?! It was so insane and not but it was all at the same time. It's about a girl who finds boy on a dating app and then suddenly a monster is running around the house.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

Just a random clip show showing last four years even though we don't have very many older clips in this.

FIVE or something YEARS of this show! Insane. We'll here's our Halloween episode on Fright Night! It's about a boy next door looking at other boys next door who vampire around and all heck breaks loose or something.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched a V/H/S only this time, it's their Halloween edition! It's got segments from all kinds of directors, writers, actors, just people alright. It's got people that did things and are in things.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched the "final" Conjuring movie. Surprisingly this is our first review for this franchise lol. Anyways, this one has some popouts, some dark areas in the frame, couple demons in it. The Warren couple is a thing idk.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched the first episode for the show, Wednesday. It's about the Addams Family but more about Wednesday growing up or doing something goth/viral.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Laced! It's about some woman trying to poison her man that was a woman puncher or something and then she's also into another woman. Her brother comes in and says funny stuff as well as adds to to plot. Great.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Evil Dead 2! It was a sweet treat for us as we dive back into the Raimi filmography. Well this movie was about the first movie but not at the same time. A cabin is mad that some people invade it so demons hate them and theres murder.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched the Blair Witch Project (1999)! We don't know if this was the first found footage movie but we just like to think it is. It's about three people who go hang in the woods to find a witch and possible stand in a corner or something.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Dangerous Animals! It's a movie where it's about a serial killer or just a killer or maybe he just does some fishing but anyways he grabs people and films them while his victims get eaten by sharks. It's a time.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Demons 2! It's Italian! It's about some people who get threatened by demons as they all hangout in a building. This building has a gym and some buff boys workout in it idk. Stuff happens.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Maniac, the 1980 one! Wow was this a treaaaaat. It had it all. Violence, gory, language, tobacoo use probably too. It's about a boy whos a maniac and does things to people that aren't very nice.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Freaky! It's like Freaky Friday and Friday the 13th (With some Scream I guess according to Steven). It's about two people that switch bodies. One kills and the other one runs. It's fine.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched The Monkey! It's from that Oz guy who did Daddy Longlegs or whatever and this was just as GOOD! It's about a monkey who bangs a drum and bad stuff happens. It's something.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

Yes, we did this KPop Demon Hunters but it was only because a child requested it and let me just say, don't watch this podcast if you're a child. Or do and let Zach know. Leave massive comments about it if you want. We all know the sheep of the internet will just read the comment, take a side and not look up the context. Anyways tune in for a fantasticly fun family movie episode. It's about kpop girls hating kpop boys and they slay demons "on and off the stage"-Zack.

Check out...

We watched the Burbs! T. Hanks decides it's a great idea to live in a house next to other people that breathe the same air as he and some troubled neighbors play bump in the night too loud. Tune into this film that's as funny as Corey Feldman's music career.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

Yeah yeah, not our typical horror movie but we're going to go ahead and say it's a horror comedy because it's got hell themes and a scene with Rob Schneider. It's about Adam Sandler getting hit in the face with a shovel so he has to live his life with emo hair and a weird whisper in hell. Also there's a lot of people in this. That's it, that's the real plot. 100% real.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Drop! It's about this widow, no not a spider, that goes on a tinder like date. She sits next to a guy and they get distracted by air drops while ignoring their food. Hope they tipped well...

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

It's seriously called Pinata, Survival Island and Demon Island so pick one idk. It's about a group of ding dongs who arrive on an island to get underwear and get bonked on their head by an evil pinata, I guess.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

I Saw the Devil! FINALLY A GOOD CHOICE...BY STEVEN. We'll there's not much to say about this movie besides it's great, gross, awesome and just a good time or something.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

So this was interesting. About as interesting as my computer corrupting the nearly finished editing file. So since that corrupted, Steven decided to take a page off this movie and made sure this episode is terrible with editing. Enjoy!

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Freeway! In this hidden gem, Legally Blonde hitches a ride with the sweet smoothing voice from Phone Booth and things take a turn in this Little Red Ridinghood kinda movie or whatever. Sure.

Check out this Tip Toes trailer that Steven mentions in this episode. https://youtu.be/O3qGGk5ymQ4?si=cYOjS3Y0XKJ5YXYw

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We finally reviewed a movie with a giant snake, a latina, an ice cube fellow and a smol boat. Anaconda! It's about what I just said and LOL I'm currently watching that Courage the Cowardly Dog episode with the eggplants and to me, it's one of the top episodes. I know theres tons of good ones but it's just so funny when Courage dresses up as one of them and ....oh yeah so anyways Anaconda.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We finally hit another Jason boo flick. Here he is in all of his giant glory with the hockey mask. It only took three movies. What if they didn't even get to make three of them? We would just have this mother that killed and a sack boi killing? Ok.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

Street Trash from 2024! It's about....trash? Idk it's just colorful, gory and theres a puppet with a pp.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched the Craft! It's about four goth girls who listen to alternitive music and go to high school. They deal with every day problems such as bullying, trailer park life, burn marks I guess and witchcraft.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We interviewed Michael Pierro! He directed a new movie called Self Driver! Go check it out June 6th where you can find it on VOD!

Here's a link to the trailer!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FIi4zmmgoA

Check out other links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched The Burning! It's loaded with a cast and gardening sheers! There's a raft made out of 70 trees, a guy burning and even Seinfeld's friend handing out porno mags.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

Night of the Demons, The 1988 version! It's about some people going into another haunted place that has an underground water system with a gate or something that makes demons peace out. There's a really cool lipstick trick in this one so definately check out that trick at least.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched House from 1985! This was a little nostalgic for Steven because he watched this and Congo for some reason a lot as a little child, so not too long ago. This movie is about a guy who writes and enters a home that ghost and monsters and whatever haunted stuff happens.

Check out links https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Cloverfield! It's about a guy who has a camera with unlimited battery life during an attack on New York city! Oh the attack is a giant monster, not like that other thing that happened in 2001.

Check out links!https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Amityville: Where the Echo Lives....just enjoy this, it's literally the best we could do with this movie. It's about a woman who opens the fridge and drinks a lot of orange juice while talking into a webcam about ghost stuff idk.

Check out links!https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched The Fourth Kind! It stars Mila Jocdkdvivch and is directed by Ocoadtovbc Ofjdieoajuet. It's about fake footage that played actors that reenact fake events....that's fake. Also aliens aren't physically in it but it's about aliens.

Check out links!https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

Changed it up a little bit for this episode! We talk about the best and worst in a horror franchise. What does that mean? Basically means the first movie in the franchise is always the best but we'll see how much these two agree with one another.

Check out links!https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Magic from 1978! Anthony Hopkins is in it, best known for narrating that Jim Carrey Grinch movie probably. It's about Ant Hop loving a doll and his manager, same one that Rocky has, gets mad at him.

Boy, Steven doesn't think he could edit 90% of the clips from this movie into the episode so we played it safe and left out scenes cause uh....well this is a Lloyd Kaufman film so it was wildly fun and grusome!

Check out links!https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched Deathgasm! It's about some buddies play some music and it magically brings hell upon Earth and they do stuff, it's crazy. Check out links!https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We watched The Gorge! It's abouta gorgeous duo that say they can snipe stuff but end up falling in love over a gorge. yay.

We watched M.O.M. (Mothers of Monsters) and Steven also watched Meet the Deedles. It's about Paul Walker farting in the face of his friend while climbing down a mountain. Oh, right, the other movie we actually reviewed. Well that's about a 40 year old looking kid that's really 16 that punks on his mom who hid his Playstation.

We watched The Coffee Table! Yes, Steven was wrong when he thought it would be about a killer coffee table. It's about a couple welcoming a new born loud crying baby into the world and they purchase a very okay coffee table from, what Zack thinks to think, a Danny Devito from Matilda looking salesman. The rest of the plot....I can't say but it's something.

We watched the Mothman Prophecies that stars that guy with the silver hair in every movie he's ever been in. BTW Pretty Woman is a good movie and everyone should see it at least three times.

We watched Spookies! It's about this group of people aging from teens to olds and they try to get to a party (I guess?) and run into farting zombies and some old bald guy that curses things or is evil? All I know is that there's a spider babe and people get wrecked hard, idk.

It's Zack's birthday episode! He chose Batman, the 1989 movie with the Keaton and the Jack Joker guy. This version of Batman is about how he lost his parents, some bad guy laughs and goons fight and kick Batman. The other versions of Batman are about...oh they're all just retelling the origin over and over? WE GET IT, HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD JFC. Anyways....Happy Birthday Zack.

We watched Death Note (2017, Netlix). Crazy how anime's turned live actions are always just.....we'll just find out our opinion during this episode lol. It's about a boy who finds a book and suddenly William Dafoe appears and hangs out with him and also there's death, a girl, some of the Kong vs Godzilla cast and a guy from Get Out. also, steven is completely wrong about pokemon being a western anime...it's literally japanese.

First off, we recorded this exactly one day before news broke that Neil Gaiman news came out with a bunch of nasty stuff. Not going to go into it but if you're wondering, just search "Neil Gaiman bad" or something. ANYWAYS This movie is about a girl who hates this button world or something where her mom has cute thighs and theres a talking cat. It's crazy.

We give out awards for our best reviewed movies throughout 2024. Were they wrong? Yes. Yes, most were wrong.

Alligator from 1980! It's about a baby alligator that lives in the sewers. Later on he eats dogs I guess and grows to be a big boy that can smash through the street and ruin weddings, it's crazy.

Check out the kill clip we did for it!

https://youtu.be/cwkcjR6Abk0?si=EGg49fy_oOpP6pFU

Put that cookie down, now! Strap in and strap on that Santa hat because we did Jingle All The Way, kinda...we may have derailed a bit. This movie is about a strong daddy who is trying to get a doll for his jedi son and a comedian tries to stop him.

What do you call a deaf person that is cooking a lamb shank? Someone who can't LOCK ALL THEIR DOORS WHEN THEY ARE ALONE! Classic mistake. Check out this silent but deadly thriller as people play cat and mouse in a house.

Not fully a review but we do review some children. Wait, let me say that better. We discuss children that are terrible in movies. Wait, I can do better...We talk about stupid brats that scream and yell that ruin the movie.

They made a sequel to Carrie and we watched it. Rage....Carrie 2. It's about a local girl who's got these powers that breaks objects and people while the jocks play this game where you score points for "scoring" if you know what I meeeean. It's messed up but they get what's coming to them, if you know what I meeeeean.

Thanksgiving episode! We give thanks to a handful of movies that shaped our lives and made us the boys we are today. Example, Air Bud taught us that even as a dog, you can win a game of basketball against school children. So thank you Air Bud, thank you.

The Mist! What a Steve King treat. It's about the Punisher and some Walking Dead cast members shopping at a store and getting stuck there because of the weather. Also, there's monsters. Hey buy a mug! Support us! https://kingsofkill.creator-spring.com/

We watched Teeth! Oof, this was a nail biter. Puns intended all around with this movie. It talks about Easter, some demon vag, has a guy with dumb sideburns and even has a creepy old man wiggling his tongue. Gee, what a movie! Hey buy a mug! Support us! https://kingsofkill.creator-spring.com/

Come hitch a ride on the Midnight Meat Train! Pre raccoon B Coop rides this train as a photographer and meets a meat boy who likes killing for the love of his train or something. Clive Barker had something to do with it idk.

Hey buy a mug! Support us!

https://kingsofkill.creator-spring.com/

New season and it starts with Myers once again! Happy Halloween and happy....just happy I guess. Team Global Gym tries to take down the Queen of Hearts in this Halloween episode about Myers being cranky again and a cult trying to hang out with Paul Rudd.

We watched Trick or Treak (1986)! It's got Gene, not Jim, Simmons and Ozzy! It's about some metal nerd down on his luck because his rock star died so he basically becomes cool when playing a record backwards like in Little Nicky.

We watched Shivers! What can we say about it without it sounding too crude? Guess you'll have to find out! We can say that it's about this apartment building and turd looking worms slither in the holes of humans and they just want to make out or whatever.

It, again! This time it's the remake and the first part of it. Tune in to love this golden child cast where the parents are terrible and a clown is having more fun than the cat on the porch watching the rain fall on a kid being sucked into a sewer.

That's right, we watched Terrifier 2! It's about some girl that makes a costume that her D&D daddy drew once and she puts it on and a clown gets mad or something.

We watched Tourist Trap? Honestly, was this about flying objects, plastic puppets or whatever or just a lonely guy trying to make friends like he's Leatherface or something? WE DON'T KNOW BUT WE WATCHED IT!

What's round, furry and has pent up anger? Nope, not that. It's Critters and we watched it! It's about these little balls that have teeth and they need a farm while these two bounty hunters that look like they're from Wham try to destroy them. Also Billy Zane has hair in this.

We watched Night Angel! It's about some really attractive woman that looks at dudes at a bar and haunts them in their dreams or something. Also she does a lot of movement with her hand, I don't know, she's mysterious. Anyways, Steven gives his take on Capri Suns while Zack runs out of pens and pencils to throw at Steven. As always, enjoy killers.

We watched Pumpkinhead! It's a movie about dirt bike kids running over a kid that looks like he's from Like Mike and a daddy who gets made so he goes to a pumpkin patch to be sad and summons a monster to fight off teens.

We watched the Invisible Man! It's about a man in a suit that somehow gives him super strength as well as invisibility and hates a woman. Even though it's two hours long, blink and you'll miss it. (someone laugh at that)

It Follows! Could this be another gem for Steven and another hate fueled movie for Zack? WE DON'T KNOW...but we do know this is a PSA for s*xual behavior and possibly gun control. Make sure your friends know how to use a gun before they shoot invisible monsters with it.

Puppet Master, the first one, not all twelve or however many there is cause that would be insane...ANYWAYS the first one has some Leech Woman that barfs up leeches after a bad hangover or something while a dude with a small knife slices and dices necks and some small head with big hands clobbers bodies. Idk, it's just puppets doing things.

We watched the Strangers! Liv Tyler is in it! She was also in Armageddon and even Jersey Girl, how about that....Jersey Girl. Anyways this movie is about Liv needing cigarettes and being home so some strangers want to come in and Liv says no.

We watched Rawhead Rex and boy was it twisted as the requester said this was one of their first movies seen as a baby. WHAT?! A priest gets p*ssed on and a child gets wrecked! Actually a whole town gets wrecked. Well, enjoy this I guess.

Twister! We got deep into the suck zone with this one, thanks PSH (rip)! Bill Pax and Helen Hunt team up to fight evil tornados that throw cows around and houses get driven in during this twisted romantic hit.

We finally got requested to do Saw after all these years. Turns out it's just a movie about two boys in a bathroom with a tired guy on the ground. There's some blood, some cigarette's and some toilet water. Real sick sh*t. Oh, and a saw!

Jaws the Revenge/Steven's birthday episode. We finally finished a full franchise. Should be twenty of them instead of four but whatever. Anyways this was about Alfred falling in love with a grandma who is falling for a shark that ate one of many sons. One alive son tells her no and hunts down this shark because he's against grandmas and shark being together. Pretty sure that's what it's about.

Midsommar! It's about some depressed girl who's family game over'd and so her boyfriend and sad friends go somewhere far away to sleepover at some cult's magical field...or something like that.

We watched Scary Movie! It's about a local girl and her goofy friends who try to remember what they did last summer and scream about it. Also they matrix.

We watched the remake of House on Haunted Hill from 1999! Does it hold up? Just look at the CGI!

Although we did this without him but it is our good friend's birthday request! Hostel. It's about some dudes who go to a far away place and end up not hugging at the end.

After a terrible editing mistake, we had to reupload this episode! And here it is! We interviewed a captain, a laird, has a PhD, writer, director and actor NICK ROTH! He's here to talk about his new movie, Hanky Panky!

https://hankypankythemovie.com/

He's an writer, director, actor, a captain of the writers guild, has his PhD AND IS ALSO A LAIRD! This man has many talents. Anyways, we talk about his movie, Hanky Panky!

https://hankypankythemovie.com/

We watched Nothing But Trouble (1991). Boy that Dan Aykroyd sure is a funny guy. With Chev Chase, Johnny Candy and Dem More?! Classic cast for a classic episode.

We watched Final Destination (2000). Devin Sawa, what a dream! Zack talks about some movie where John Travolta is a PG&E worker or something on a pole and Steven tries to figure out which early 2000s horror is the best. Oh, and we talk about this movie too!

We watched Evil Toons (even though there's only one toon!) So TOON in for a cartoony ride as Steven forgets where he is and Zack tries to relax after this steamy movie.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003, the remake one....the one that stars, "Jessica Biel's jeans" and a "curly headed f*ck!"

Check this link for tattoos if you're in the area! (Willows, CA)

https://www.facebook.com/doggink/

We watched Flowers in the Attic. Was it a cookie or a donut...or both?!

Visit John Handley's House of Tattoos while you're at it!

https://www.facebook.com/doggink/

Beyond Dreams Door! What a time this was for Steven, can't say much for Zack since he uh....well just listen or watch the episode...or do both?!

The sequel to Hatchet, Hatchet 2! Adam Green has done it again with over the top violence and the great casting! What a guy! I just can't believe Zack still hasn't watched X-Men 97....

We watched this. Steven doesn't even know what happened and Zack is trying to figure out if he even saw anything in the movie because it was to dark!

We watched Natty Knocks! Well, at least Zack did. Can't count the many things Steven got wrong about this one. From the date to a character from Superbad was all wrong. ALL WRONG!

We watched Five Nights At Freddy's! Zack discusses how incredibly un-lit it was and Steven tries to figure out why it was so dang long for something such as this!

We watched their films, Dust Angel and Dweller of the Twilight Void! After, we had a little chat with the both of em! You can find their work on Youtube!

We interviewed Dennis Robinson! Well, Zack did. Steven nodded and looked around but he left inspired! ANYWAYS Dennis Robinson is a comic creator, has a podcast named Botched and it's about D&D! Here's some links or sites to visit for more information!

www.hiveheadstudios.com

https://www.youtube.com/@BotchedPodcast

Are You Afraid of the Dark? We aren't, I don't think but we reviewed an episode of the show and it's the Tale of the Pinball Wizard! So move over Goosebumps and sit down and enjoy this tasty tale.

We watched Rubber! It's about a killer tire for "no reason". Steven tries to find that reason but Zack is ready to crush his dreams in this weird episode!