Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about Seattle, ear pods, and drugs.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:26) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-8-18 - Bill rambles about Zombies, Playoffs, and The Golden Globes.

(01:38:21) - Anything Better Podcast with Bill Burr & Paul Virzi - Wildcard weekend is here!  Bill couldn't break .500 for the regular season, but the best weekend of football is here. 

Bill rambles about the perfect arena, the power of a snow plow and breaking up over the winter.

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Bill rambles about drums & donuts, 'Is This Thing On', and tablas.

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Bill rambles about down time, alternate mixes of songs, and the pros of having sex with a witch.

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Bill rambles about the entertainment business, second weddings, and psychos celebrating death.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-18-17 - Bill rambles about Steelers/Pats, advertising, and being married to an older man. 

(01:40:24) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 16 Preview with Paul Virzi.  Paul is officially out of the running to beat the book, but Bill is holding strong at a game ahead of .500. They also talk about Old Man Rivers and the hug that lasts too long.

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Bill rambles about the Patriots, the great Rob Reiner, and judgmental friends.

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Bill rambles with MotoGP legend Freddie Spencer about the sport of racing, developing a sixth sense, and professional nightmares.

00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

43:34 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-11-17 - Bill sits down with comic and friend Harris Stanton and responds to listener emails.

01:56:25 - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 15 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill and Paul are joined by former NFL Tight End and commentator Greg Olsen.  Greg sets the fellas straight when it comes to game time emotions and going for the two point conversion.

Bill rambles about the Diddy doc, A.I. privacy, and issues with an escort.

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Bill rambles about breakthroughs, a bike ride, and the valley.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(30:35) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-4-17 - Bill rambles about la-z-boys, college playoffs, and nosy neighbors.

(01:54:06) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 14 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill went 3-1 and Paul went 2-2.  They talk about the weeks games as well as crazy people in public, the scene in New Orleans, and Lane Kiffin's move. 

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Bill rambles about diabolical behavior, holiday bums, and driverless cars.

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Bill rambles about Thanksgiving heroes, inventory habits, and life after public schools.

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Bill rambles with Ms. Pat about inner city Smokey The Bear, acreage, and her new show 'Ms. Pat Settles It'.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(55:23) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-20-17 - Bill rambles about filming nature, Malcom Young, and social media.

(02:06:24) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 12 Preview with Paul Virzi. Paul had a week that says he's on his way to being ready to being back.  Bill's best game was a push, losing the other three.   They talks about teams partying in Vegas and the half a point.

Bill rambles about Vancouver, the Eddie Murphy documentary, and being clean.

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Bill rambles about old ESPN, food, and Canada.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(30:56) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-13-17 - Bill rambles about F1 robberies, Brad Paisley, and the Cellar Table.

(01:39:28) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 11 Preview with Paul Virzi. The unthinkable happened.  Paul went 0-4 and Bill went 3-1.  Bill is (correction) 19-20-1.  Paul is 11-28-1.  

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Bill rambles about city sidewalks, beer koozies, and Pharaoh feminism.

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Bill rambles about underage dolls, how to forgive people, and online shopping.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(33:04) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-7-17 - Bill rambles about Milwaukee, electrolytes, and being full of shit.

(01:39:10) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 10 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill is .500 and Paul still believes.  The fellas make their picks and talk about coffee, smash burgers, and dumb smart people.

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Bill rambles about the states, the World Series, and gym clothes.

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Bill rambles about homeless freedom, Sandy Kofax, and old people.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(25:43) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-30-25 - Bill does his first live podcast 
at the ATC Podcast Festival l in Phoenix, Arizona.
(01:47:50) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 9 Preview with Paul Virzi. Everyone went 2-2 and Paul took a beating in the afternoon games.  They talk world series, and the serial killer rehabilitation trend. 

Bill rambles about 90's heroine chic roller coaster malfunctions, and heli-hogging.

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Bill rambles about unsavory characters in sports, chaperoning a school field trip, and 'they'.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-23-17 - Bill rambles about considering taking mushrooms, dying, and his Austin weekend. 

(01:26:43) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 7 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill did it again with a 3-1 week.  Paul holding on with 2-2.  Both are below .500 for the year.

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Bill rambles about Shoehei Ohtani, the Godfather Pt II, and cabbage.

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Bill rambles about bears in the woods, open carry laws, and man made salmon.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:06) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-16-17 - Bill rambles about the NFL caring, moving your head, and shoplifting.

(01:43:24) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 7 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill is carrying Paul with another 3-1 week.  Paul is on life support with another 1-3 week.

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Bill rambles about windows, evolution, and the boroughs.

Bill rambles with drummer Dave Elitch (Weezer, The Mars Volta) about his new program for drummers 'Your Mind's Ear' available now at www.DaveElitch.com 

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-9-17- Bill rambles about the Swamp, Rosie the Riveter, and the Coast Guard.

(01:58:20) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 6 Preview with Paul Virzi - Bill rescues his record a bit by going 3-1 and Paul does the unthinkable and goes 0-4.  Both their records sit at 5-14-1 through the first 5 weeks.

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Bill rambles about the Patriots, old photos, and space exploration.

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Bill rambles about water in the basement, diving on the ground, and going to the Doctors.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(28:14) -Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-2-25 - Bill rambles about the Fall, the Sun Belt Conference, and fatties.

(01:41:35) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 4 Preview with Paul Virzi.  Paul has a redemption week going 3-1.  Bill has brought his win column up to 2 for the year. 

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Bill rambles about football Sunday, performing in the Middle East, and project Blue Beam

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Bill rambles about NFL games, War of the Worlds, and Grateful Dead bootlegs.

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Bill rambles with comedian Nate Craig about middle acts, being a dad, and his new special.  

Check out Nate's special here: https://youtu.be/1ViHeQFpqf0?si=UKYkUBE6_LMq-qHJ

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:09:35) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-18-17 - Bill rambles about no booze, making an ass of himself at a party, and the Stub Hub Cent-AHH!

(02:15:14) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 3 Preview with Paul Virzi.  Bill did it again going 0-4, while Paul scratched out a 2-2 week. They also talk about Paul attending a Broadway play and the...

Bill rambles about getting fresh air, the internet, and wedding disclaimers.

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Bill rambles about the Criterion Collection films, his new car, and television.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(30:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-11-17 Bill rambles about the South, undefeated seasons, and the Russians.

(01:34:53) - Anything Better Podcast - Week 2!  The fellas both went 0-4, but they hit on the Monday Night Special.  

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Bill rambles about seeing Oasis at the Rose Bowl, potential dystopian futures, and electronic menu ordering.

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Bill rambles about dodging questions, finding answers, and the NFL.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:03) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 9-4-17 - Bill rambles about Europe's little counties, Force India, and no boozin' there.

(01:32:20) - Anything Better Podcast - The boys are back!  Bill and Paul return to make their picks and break down the games of the week.  They also discuss where to be homeless, temptations in Rio, and the Quarterback's happy wife.

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Bill rambles about the internet, football, and hard drugs.

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Bill rambles about crosswalks, weighted vests, and back-up noises.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-28-17 - Bill rambles about Make A Wish, Booze Batting Lineups, and free T-shirts.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Kava Kon - Zero Gravity Lounge

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Bill rambles about summer for kids, tambourines at concerts, and classic car owners.

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Bill rambles with comedian and writer Carol Leifer about her new book 'How To Write A Funny Speech', Seinfeld, and cruise line shows.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(59:11) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-21-25 Bill rambles about gambling on baseball, Adam and Eve, and snooping.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Greyboy - Ruffneck Jazz

Bill rambles about throwing little-people, the Television Hall of Fame, and Instagram location settings.

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Bill rambles about Y: The Last Man, Rubberneckers, and making popcorn.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(27:53) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-14-17 - Bill rambles about luxury apartments, the Jersey Shore, and being a hypocrite.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: INXS - Disappear 

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Bill rambles about squats, driverless cars, and toothpaste deliveries.

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Bill rambles about roasting a legend, playing with Primus, and coffee chains.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:51) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-7-17 - Bill rambles about the New York Times Crossword puzzle, taking a bath, and saying Nuke-You-Lar. 

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Kay Kaiser (Harry Babbit & Ginny Simms) - Chatterbox

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Bill rambles about 'driving an iPad', seeing the sights, and facial recognition.

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Bill rambles about daddy daughter day, the war grift, and saxophone sex scenes.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(30:48) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 7-31-17 - Bill rambles about heat waves, ole fatty cakes, and MLB.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Chuck Mangione - Feels So Good 

Bill rambles about spying phones, classic cool guys, and California grifters.

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Bill rambles about baseball, screens, and California.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(34:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 7-24-17 - Bill rambles about being an old man, microchips, and Aaron Judge. 

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ozzy Osbourne - No More Tears

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Bill rambles about scootering in Milan, hotel light controls, and puking stories.

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Bill rambles about stories from the pool, yacht people, and cupcakes.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-17-17 Bill rambles about snake charmers, Bank of America, and the Red Sox.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Carrtoons - Thursday Disco (feat. Haile Supreme)

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Bill rambles about hotel waffles, London, and Kryptonite.

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Bill rambles about jet lag, playing with The Pretenders, and Wimbelton.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(47:20) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-11-17 - Bill rambles about Dr Phil, Hitler's House, and his new drum kit.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Ring My Bell

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Bill rambles about banana ball, Sabbath's last show, and the corporate world.

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Bill rambles about terrible styles, car shopping, and checking out.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-3-25 - Bill rambles about patience, helicopters, and being a booze bag.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Elvis Presley - Change of Habit

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Bill rambles about women who don't need men, instagram head nodding, and Chat GPT therapy.

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Bill rambles about MotoGP, the NBA, and aviation 'experts'.

00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
31:01 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-26-17 - Bill rambles about photosynthesis police, the Big Papi roast, and minding your p's and q's.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ramsey Lewis - Uhuru

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Bill rambles about the submarine guy, the Middle East, and nerd cities.

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Bill rambles with Josh Homme about his new film 'Queens of the Stone Age: Alive in the Catacombs', 'Cats' on drugs, and reviews.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(48:33) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Queens of the Stone Age - Smooth Sailing

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Bill rambles about sugar, NHL playoffs, and the machine.

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Bill rambles about CEOs, Andor, and theater drama.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(45:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-9-17 - Bill rambles about cab drivers, Canadian GP, and salmon.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Better Than Ezra - (Untitled) 

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Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about ol' Billy birthday, current events, and keeping calm.

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Bill rambles about hockey, heroine on the streets, and his grandmother.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 
(34:02) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-5-17 - Bill rambles about 
Clusterfest,  pile on teams, and medical students.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell 

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Bill rambles about completing a model car, the Mexican tooth-fairy, and sailing.

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Bill rambles about visiting Boston, silencers, and alligator meat.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(31:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-29-17 - Bill rambles about 
grilling, cultural appropriation, and driving and ambulance.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Bob Dylan - Highway 61

Bill rambles about New York borough pride, unfit men in belly shirts, and a woman sets a man on fire.

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Bill rambles about NBA playoffs, detaining drunks, and ice baths.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:15) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-22-17 - Bill rambles about Saskatchewan, New York City, and the Celtics vs the Cavs.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Soundgarden - Pretty Noose

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Bill rambles about Knicks fans, advertising companies, and A.I. stealing jobs.

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Bill rambles about leg day at gay gyms, NBA Playoffs, and drumming.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(31:34) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-15-17 - Bill rambles about hamburger, charities and the Stanley Cup Shot Glass.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Incubus - Are You In

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Bill rambles about Little Italy, redhead confidence, and a hair transplant at twenty-four.

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Bill rambles about going to the bookstore, luxury item scams, and electric bikes.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(33:38) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-8-17 - Bill rambles about Quiet Riot, Delta Airlines and being someone's fetish.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Herbie Hancock - Gentle Thoughts

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Bill rambles about cosmetic dentistry scams, blood money, and blackout preparedness.

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Bill rambles about learning a Windsor knot, phone functions, and 'The View' gripes.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(52:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-1-17 - Bill rambles about the MMP 10 year anniversary, porno sausage and Washington DC.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Santana - Samba Pa Ti

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Bill rambles about getting recognized, hecklers, and tall people.

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Bill rambles about New York, MotoGP, and crooked nipples.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:39) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-24-17 - Bill rambles about polka dotted socks, wearing gloves and Captain America.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Mitch Murder - Telefuture Theme

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Bill rambles about Easter, fruit, and the Book of Job.

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Bill rambles about gifting horses, normal work hours, and smart kids.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:32) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-17-17 - Bill rambles about updating his phone, shitting yourself, and making dumplings.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Hold On To Tonight

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Bill rambles about seeing Barry Manilow on mushrooms, The Masters, and titty bar food.

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Bill rambles with Dean Delray about his new special '5836', Turkish hair transplants, and dressing cool at any age.

Watch: '5836' - https://www.patreon.com/DeanDelray  

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(38:48) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-10-17 - Bill rambles about steroid mist, Mexican food, and red flags.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Van Halen - Amsterdam

Bill rambles about being a man about town, strip clubs, and wallet protests.

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Bill rambles about opening night of Glengarry Glen Ross, the state of baseball, and Val Kilmer.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(35:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  u2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me

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Bill rambles about Yankees bats, 'I'm a brand', and blocking roads.

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Bill rambles about commercials, cops & protesters, and getting pulled over.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-27-25 Bill rambles about malls, Formula 1 and his shit-ass house.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Ben Wendel - March

Bill rambles about Victoria's Secret secrets, rainforest runways, and pre-qualifications.

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Bill rambles about the View, tables in Times Square, and learning guitar.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-20-17 - Bill rambles about Dunkin' Donuts, old cars, and losing his shit.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Steve Vai - Answers (G3: Live In Concert)

Bill rambles about laundry rooms, electronic stores, and F1.

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Bill rambles about New York, L.A. Airspace, and Shakespeare.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:51) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 3-13-25 - Bill rambles about do-wop, heaven, and 
half-a-dude wrasslin.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Roy Ayers - Liquid Love

Bill rambles about Glengarry previews, the NBA horror show, and neighbor issues.

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Bill rambles about men of yesteryear, pervs of yesteryear, and elastic waist jeans.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:12) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-6-17 - Bill rambles about the Kobe 11’s, country music, and baloney sandwiches.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  GZA - Liquid Swords

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Bill rambles about F1, American artists, and car insurance.

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Bill rambles about the NHL, going to shows, and model cars.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:59) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-27-25 - Bill rambles about Daytona, texting, and taking back roads.

Bill rambles about dreams, filming a disaster, and divorce laws.

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Bill rambles about speed bags, tabloids, and lonely Bill.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-20-17 - Bill rambles about old babies, heroes, and first degree cuntiness.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Silverchair - Abuse Me

Bill rambles about the SNL 50 concert, organic food, and shorts in the winter.

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Bill rambles about 'Becoming Led Zeppelin', seeing Paul McCartney, and steam rooms.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(24:00) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 2-13-17 - Bill rambles about Friday the 13th, Coach K, and changing diapers.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Beatles - Fixing A Hole

Bill rambles about not watching the Super Bowl, drones at the beach, and the Valentine's Day grift.

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Bill rambles about the golden age of sports, being isolated, and evil research records.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 

(37:20) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-6-17 - A stunned Bill Burr rambles about the Patriots Super Bowl win, coaching your kid's team and brushing your teeth. 

(01:42:20) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Super Bowl

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Bill rambles about children's theater, the Luka trade, and women's cricket.

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Bill rambles about getting over a cold, a surprise gathering, and the news.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(27:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-30-17 - Bill rambles about all star games, not sleeping, and chicken little.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Wayne Shorter - Black Orpheus 

Bill rambles about Johnny Mathis, the Chiefs, and Japanese Motorcycles.

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Bill rambles about the 90's, reincarnation, and the beauty of a brake light.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(28:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-24-25 - Bill rambles about Madonna, NFL Football, and writing poetry.

(01:21:58) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Championship Games

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Bill rambles about kids birthday cakes, playoffs, and the American Presidency.

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Bill rambles about autographs, coffee cups, and music theory.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:52) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-16-25 Bill rambles about days off, Michael Strahan, and football playoffs.

(01:36:09) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Divisional Playoffs

Bill rambles about reactions, artificial intelligence, and cars.