Astronomica

So you know how sometimes you find a space wreck and people lived on it for a lot longer than you'd think was possible and also it's kind of a tragedy and kind of, uh, soupy? Well, I can promise you that this one didn't have any soup left. Anyways, definitely don't get stranded in space with nothing to eat but your fellow crew members. That's just a general PSA right there.

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 You can't be space pirates without going treasure hunting in the remains of mysterious ship wrecks from times gone by, and you can't go treasure hunting without first figuring out where exactly those mysterious ship wrecks might be located. 

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It's time for the explosive conclusion of Space Patrol! (Also Colin's mic is better)

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You know how Easter is a time for hunting eggs and dressing up as a giant rabbit that poops sugar and maybe catching up on whatever brand of religious fervor floats your boat? Well this ain't your grandpappy's Meta-Easter, that's for dang sure! Hold onto your togas because this party is about to get old school (okay, maybe it is your grandpappy's Meta-Easter, the one with that suspicious ship wreck story and only one leg).

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Chris missed Nerd Camp this year but he still came prepared with the next installment of Space Patrol. Time to check back in with the elder Novus brother and his band of nominal professionals back in the Arcturus System. Plus, we have a very special returning guest!

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 Time to find out what just chomped on the Auggie's precious drone. Oh yeah, we know it was kind of a cliffhanger - oh no, will the drone get eaten or whatever - but, like, you had to know, right? Meanwhile, Mackie enjoys his best day ever absent the rest of the PCs.

Note: In this week's intro we have the response you should probably expect from us regarding the death of Charlie Kirk. If you'd rather skip it, fast forward to about the 3 minute mark. 

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It's an ambush! Or possibly we simply stumbled into a nest of local fauna that live here and were minding their own business before a bunch of blundering tourists stomped right on through their home. Either way, roll for initiative!

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Y'all, it's time for a dragon hunt! While Mackie finishes up a few things at the gas station, the rest of the team heads down to Silapinua 2 with the New Roman contingent in search of a freckled dragon moose.

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This week we're gearing up for Astronomicamp so please accept this offering of surprise guest (It's Cole, we're too excited, we can't keep it in) banter in lieu of a full episode. There may or may not be accidental - but minor - spoilers for near future episodes (but they won't make sense so don't worry about it).

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Hopper makes a new friend who is also an ancient WMD. Later, Auggie gets the call to go on a dragon hunt.

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In which Hilde gets her time in Hopper's Brain Surgery Bonanza. Meanwhile, CB and Pepperwillow mop up on the station, making certain to ask all their most important questions before leaving this place no doubt forever. Later, CB brings a mysterious box to Hopper and asks an important question: should we open it?

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 Sure, the Seomgim have had a whole hour or whatever to prep this bodega for an ambush but that won't stop us from walking right on into it. Later, Auggie loudly begs Hopper for emergency brain surgery and Hopper is shockingly able to contain his glee.

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Team Meatbag continues on their quest to neutralize the consequences of their own actions. Fortunately, a bubbly new member of the (named) crew has some neat ideas your doctor definitely doesn't want you to know about.

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 With Hilde downed from a mysterious ailment, CB observes a potential connection with a group of Seomgim. Team Meatbag comes to some concerning conclusions about their recent box-related investigations.

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It's that special time in every sandbox game where the players run around collecting potential directions, plot hooks if you will. But don't let that stop you from enjoying this episode because it's very funny, we super secret double dog promise!

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First things first, we gotta get out of this Civilization Threat Level X jam or whatever. After that we can finally hit the dusty road and explore a brand new system. Silap Inua, here we come!

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 So...we picked up this box. And it *says* it's a Class X Civilization Threat and that obviously *means* we should just destroy it and collect our paycheck. But also, hear me out, what if we opened it? For science.

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Time to do what Team Meatbag does best: turn a simple mission to impersonate a bunch of space bigots and steal their super special techno treasure into a slightly less simple mission to shoot holes in a bunch of space bigots. Will we remember the mission and make it out with the cargo in tact? Your guess is as good as mine!

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With Yazid and the Azes ready to sale off in the great Spinoff in the Sky, Team Meatbag has a conundrum: Stick around to shepherd the newest member of their fleet through unknown weeks of bureaucracy or high tale it out of the system quick before the ship with the big guns figures out they aren't the Burt. Either way, Lydia is getting a distressing new therapy aid and Hopper is probably also doing something distressing with the captured Seom Gim hosts. Husks? People suits.

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Cole may be gone from our RV but they're still in our hearts and also your ears for this one last episode. Let us introduce you to our newest franchisee in the Admiral Grace/Irish Goodbye Zero Liability Pirate Fleet Corporation: the Good Ship Violence!

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In this week's extra long intro we say good bye to our favorite Violence Officer, Cole. If you're not into intros (or you're too sad to accept Cole's last out of game moments of banter), skip ahead to the 22 min mark for the recap. Meanwhile, in the actual meat of the episode, Yazid leads their crack team of marauders through a penetrating loss of their own.

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 Now that we know the space battle turns out okay, time to check in with the away team we tossed directly into the path of our own missiles or whatever it is we shoot. Hey, didn't we promise Yazeed and crew that we *wouldn't* fire directly at them?

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 Holy shit, you guys, this ship we're fighting sure is a lot better kitted out than we thought. Never fear, our definitely competent crew is for sure up to the task of not dying!

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After weeks and weeks of teasing a space fight, Stardaddy finally delivers.

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A new complication stands between our intrepid crew and their attempt at the storied double pay day.

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The first part of their plan completed with shocking competence, the crew of the Irish Goodbye tidies up some loose ends before jumping back to Argo. What will they find on the other side? Probably nothing, don't worry about it.

Note: The main episode this week has the last bit of our struggle bus audio during the tech change over. Next week will be back to a full episode with our usual sound!

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While Mackie fiddles with the Shadrack's mechanics just enough to make it look catastrophically broken, Hilde and Hopper attempt to scare the ship's crew into accepting an "inoculation" against their mysterious contagion.

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While CB takes the Irish Goodbye as an escort for the Basket in the Reeds, everyone else heads over to the damaged escort ship to see if they can't damage it a bit further. Don't worry, tho, if the away team succumbs to Stardaddy's machinations, it's all CB all the time ba-by!
 
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With a plan firm-ishly in place, Team Meatbag heads to Lingurium for some piracy adjacent shenanigans.

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Hilde takes a trip back "home". Auggie recruits a new mark. Finally, the crew takes a look at Yazid's shady envelope of potential piratical postings.

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The crew continues their time on Argo. Yazid runs into some fellow Kondalese expats. Mackie makes friends with his own particular brand of nerd.

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The team splits up to make the most of their time on Argo. Yazid hits the back allies to rustle up some mercenary work while Auggie goes in search of a wealthy patron. Meanwhile, Team Chopper-Bopper (CB and Hopper) takes another stab at storming a hospital.

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As Team Meatbag finishes up their journey through metaspace, Argo 2 waits in blissful ignorance of the various terrors about to descend.

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Hilde, Mackie, and Yazid deal with Lydia's sudden but inevitable attempt to break into the weapons locker. Auggie and Hopper continue testing on the obelisk.

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 It's that most special of times, the start of a brand new arc! We're kicking things off with a bit more testing on the ol' obelisk which leads to an actual, honest to Space Oyster discovery. Also there's some light betrayal afoot, don't worry about it, nothing major.

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Oh man, you guys, time to find out if Auggie's brother is any good at being a Space Patrol captain. Spoiler: It's complicated.

Special note: This one shot was recorded in the great hall of our accommodations and as such will sound very different from our usual show. Expect increased background noise in particular. If this isn't your jam, no worries and we'll catch you for the start of our next arc!

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In lieu of a chat episode between arcs, we've got an exclusive treat just for you: Space Patrol! This very special one shot takes place in the home system of everyone's favorite xenoarchaeologist and all around good dude, Augustus Novus. It was recorded by a group of willing guinea pigs at the 2024 Astronomicon and features bonus appearances by Chris (aka Auggie) as Step-Stardaddy and Colin (aka Mackie) as Auggie's much lauded older brother.

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As the arc comes to a close, Team Meatbag holds an empty base party. Mackie puts on his commodore hat while he figures out next steps. Hilde expresses some doubts about the team's new philosophical approach while Yazid learns about past exploits. Later, Augie and Hilde score some extra cash while Hopper and Yazid take some new recruits to a bar fight.

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It's time to build a base! Okay, it's time to PLAN a base using some neat extra SWN content and then go wrestle it out of the swampy wilderness. Will there be worms? Yes, yes there will be worms.

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Team Meatbag just finished up a successful mission on Menkaure and you know what that means: time for another Triumph through the corridors of Port Hughes! Later, Mackie puts in a request for lovely little slice of Menkaure to call our very own.

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Team Meatbag follows through on their plan to present a new revelation to the Cult of the Draggerdown. Hilde makes an offer the rest of the team really wishes someone would refuse.

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With the dungeon crawl pretty much wrapped up, Team Meatbag decides what to do about this whole Lydia situation. Maybe it's time for the Cult of the Draggerdown to get a brand new testament.

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It's a new year and we're kicking it off not with a bang but with a metaphysical discussion about what bangs might have been and might yet be. Hopper asks Site Computer 19 the big questions while Hilde and Augie wax poetic about the potential academic accolades in their future. Meanwhile, Mackie and Yazid do some weapons testing.

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It's time for our favorite tradition: the Holiday Clip Show Extravaganza! This year we take a peek at what might have been if the Admiral Grace had never found a way out of metaspace that one time Mackie trimmed the course. Strap in folks, it's about to get weird. Happy Holidays from the Great Space Oyster!

Note: We reference and read out a small amount of biblical scripture in this one. If you prefer not to mix our brand of humor with religious tradition, no hard feelings! You can avoid this bit by skipping through 31:20 to 36:00 and...

Team Meatbag continues their rampage through the Ophanum's goo monsters.

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Team Meatbag re-emerges into the massive cavern filled with just loads of creatures that probably want to eat them. Thing is, that cavern is full of water and no one wants to take a swim. How will our intrepid adventurers solve this dilemma? Hit play and find out!

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 The team takes a moment to re-orient and decides to go ahead and check out that employee break room after all. Later, Auggie rolls a 1 and grabs a peach.

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This week Stardaddy does that classic D&D thing where you've got an alluring siren who turns into a monster who just wants to kill you. Sadly, no one recognizes the trope and it goes completely unremarked until this very summary.

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As promised, here's a lil bonus fun for you in honor of our 200th episode! Full disclosure, we got pretty toasted and this has the absolute most minimal editing. Also we were coming to grips with Trump's second successful election so if you like an Astronomica-themed descent into madness, this is the content for you!

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We made it! Taking this space to thank you for listening to and supporting us over the last four years. It's been a true highlight for each and every one of us and we're excited to keep going for 200 more episodes. Okay enough of that, let's fire up this mech and see what she can do!

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Team Meatbag gets some super cool setting info that is definitely given the gravitas it deserves. Later, Auggie continues to enjoy his adventures in maybe almost dying but probably being fine. But he gets to use his sweet, sweet power glove so it all balances out, right?

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With the party back together, Team Meatbag ventures forth into ye olde Monopole Gravitics Facility. 

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And now back to our regularly scheduled programming! We are joining our broadcast in progress as Auggie, Mackie, and Hilde come to terms with their graphic loss of Nix Bombardo. Meanwhile Hopper is acting real weird and Yazid finds a way back to their friends. Well, their work colleagues? Work people, anyway.

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It's the final part of our special lil side quest and we're about to find out how far "There's been a horrible accident!" can carry us through a combat. Hint: It's way more effective than you might think.

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Part 2 of our very special one shot that's technically cannon because it's the game the crew is playing while the PCs try not to die.

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With our main crew down a hole and dealing with the surprise death of their new friend (and not incidentally separated from their chief violence officer), our camera shifts focus to those other guys back at the ship. If you ever wondered what Chevy, Squoitle, and all those others who definitely have names get up to while the players are off revolutin', here's your chance to find out!
 
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While Yazid practices their newfound love of fashion with the help of those prisoners from last time, the rest of the crew heads off to meet Lidea. Also introducing a Very Special Guest from this year's Astronomicon!

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Time to start charming the locals. For a given value of "charm". And "locals" as it happens. Meanwhile Hilde finds out pretending to be part of a community takes more than stealing a dead person's face.

PS: Don't skip the intro if you want to hear a really passionate defense of the "psychic violence of creation"

PPS: This combat goes out to you, BroJ

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Remember that wasp nest we decided to bypass last time? Yep, so does Hilde. Time to make a new friend, go do that thing we didn't do, and maybe even flirt with a cult member a little bit, as a treat.

Heads up that this week's intro is extra long so if you're not feeling it you can skip to about the 24 minute mark for the recap. We had a few announcements to catch up on plus we remember all the good times and all the best times of this year's Astronomicon. Only one more year till...

This week we go back in time and check in with our Astronomicon/Nerd Camp correspondents in the field. That's right, we took the recording rig this year so be on the look out for an even very-er special-er episode sometime in the near future.

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It's time to descend into the swamp with nothing but our trusty kits and this fan boat Mackie whipped up in like 30 minutes. Of course its functional, why would you even ask?

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Our newly self-actualized pirate crew finishes up a few tasks surface-side before attempting to finish up a few tasks ship-side.

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With N-Zen consigned to the endless void, it's time to hit up Port Hues for a whole bunch of quest turnin' in.
 
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Grab your favorite hanky because this episode is gonna make you produce fluids. No, not those fluids, the other ones. The sadness ones.

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Part 2 of our epic combat continues now!

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So remember last week when Mackie - our illustrious captain who is definitely the best captain, just ask Hopper - said there was nothing to worry about? Uh....well, here's part one of that nothing.

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The ground team carries out a daring stealth mission which Mackie absolutely and in no way compromises. Hilde shows off a new talent while Yazid and Hopper pretend to enjoy buying people (yucky). Auggie waits for everything to go pear-shaped so he can swoop in and save the day.

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While CB tries to convince the pirates to unionize, Hopper and Yazid draw closer to their goal.

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The away team descends upon the mysterious moon while Mackie and CB receive an intriguing hail. Hale? The thingie when a person pings you with a message and then you talk at them and accidentally tell them things you probably shouldn't but it's okay because you just throw a sexbot at them and hope they don't shoot you. However you spell that.

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Is the crew of the Irish Goodbye a pirate crew? Does their captain have an eye patch? Did they just receive a treasure map with a giant X marking some potentially lucrative spot? Only one way to find out!

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When you've got four days in metadimensional space to kill, you gotta use that time wisely. And by wisely we of course mean trying to solve a puzzle we failed to figure out waaaaay back in episode 2. Fingers crossed our adventures have given us just a *smidge* more info to maybe learn something new about this mysterious alien obelisk Stardaddy is so into.

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If you love CB's upspeak, then this is the capital R Recap for you! And speaking of capitals, guess what happened to Panamorfi's? That's right, this is the story of how a bunch of space truckers kind of sort of were adjacent to and maybe a tiny bit provided the final spark for a revolution. Or at least an uprising?

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It's Chatstronomica and you know what that means! Time to enjoy a few adult beverages while answering your questions. As usual, this one is lightly edited with an extended cut available soon on our Patreon feed. Thanks for all your great questions and we'll see ya on the other side!

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With a fledgling revolution taking its first shaky steps on Panamorphe, Team Meatbag heads off into the metaphorical sunset secure in the knowledge that they've done good. Probably. Maybe? Either way, it's time to blow this pop-sickle stand.

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Y'all, we gotta figure out how to get this split party back together now, ya hear?

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With enthusiastic revolutionaries closing in and a deadline to meet, Hopper, Yazid, and CB get a brilliant idea (hint hint: Looks like the Meatbag folks are at it again). Meanwhile, Auggie and Mackie hang tight on their way back to The Irish Goodbye.

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You know how sometimes someone says something funny and you're like "Oh damn, that's a title right there" and then it's really just a one off joke referencing an old movie that doesn't *really* explain the episode but then you still use it? So yeah, here we are. Anyway, hit that play button for Yazid's first violence!

PS: We've got a longer intro today on behalf of The Deck of Many Drinks by Jef Aldritch and Jon Taylor of System Mastery. If intros aren't your thing, you can skip ahead to about the 17 minute mark.

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Time to check in with the results from CB's big speech plus Auggie's twitchy fingers finally get to scan that whole space anomaly and explosion situation. Later, Mackie attempts a daring space rescue while CB encounters a potential new wrinkle.

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This week's episode kicks off with an important discussion about waterbeds and ends with a revolution so, you know, it's kind of a lot.

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 While CB finds herself a cozy little nest to wait out the current catastrophe, Mackie and Auggie commandeer a flashy new shuttle. Don't be fooled by the brief summary, this one contains one helluva complication that you absolutely do NOT want to miss!

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This week CB attempts a sneak attack, the team rallies around an endangered member, and Yazid shows off more of their very cool and not at all concerning cyberware.
 
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It's time to dance! Okay, first we need to have Yazid take a look at those scientific papers and then maybe do a quick fashion montage with N-Zed but *then* it's time to dance. And let me tell ya, you don't want to miss Team Meatbag hitting the dance floor.

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Fresh off our surprise break week, Team Meatbag gears up for some serious moving and shaking. Mackie takes our new friend - and new crew member? - on a little pre-heist amble around the vault while Auggie gets in touch with his creative side. CB discovers something that may change the Panamorphian political landscape entirely.

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Don't let the short run time fool ya, this episode is packed. Team Meatbag finishes out day two of the Great Wedding Caper with space croquet, a wine tasting, a desperate plea to a potential new ally, and a little stealthy espionage as a treat.

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With the first night of festivities fully in the rearview, Team Meatbag boldly shuffles forth to see what the new day will hold. Meanwhile, a new victi- uh, guest player is roped in to dealing with the wildly obnoxious delegation from New Rome. It's Cole's debut, folks, so give them some love!

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The first night of festivities wrap up with a bang. Not that kind of bang, the metaphorical kind that happens when a court eunuch, a holo star, and a whole lot of N-Zed walk into an opera. Plus, a beloved NPC makes their return.

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Come for the last bit of recon before shenanigans ensue, stay for the ensuing shenanigans! Also, Mackie the Court Eunuch makes his first appearance and boy is it a doozy.

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But could it really? Could an email ever hope to express the sheer awesomeness that is Chevy trying to give a professional presentation on the wedding we're about to crash? You should def give the episode a listen just in case.

PS: We've got a longer intro this week as we shout out our Patrons!

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Whelp, there's a space monster. And after Stardaddy made fun of us for being so careful and everything. It's almost like he *wants* us to perish in the terrible tesseracting maw of a horrific inter-dimensional creature the likes of which no human has yet to survive. I'm starting to think he's not really rooting for us you guys.

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Alright, we've been stalling long enough. Time to see what eldritch space horror could be lurking behind this incredibly open, visibly unguarded door. I'm sure it will be fine.

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